11-04-2012, 08:51 AM | #10251 |
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My two and a half year old clearly didn't grasp daylight savings time
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11-05-2012, 08:11 AM | #10252 |
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My parents celebrate their 52nd wedding anniversary today. Dang that's a long time.
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11-05-2012, 08:21 AM | #10253 |
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And they had to put up with you for a lot of that so that's like bonus years
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11-05-2012, 08:36 AM | #10254 | |
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Much like radio did to me, I'm pretty sure having me as a child ages people in dog years, so like 7:1.
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11-05-2012, 08:48 AM | #10255 |
High School Varsity
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I injured my right shoulder during sex. Have to control the grimaces, because I sure don't want to answer any questions at the office today ...
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11-05-2012, 09:07 AM | #10256 |
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11-05-2012, 11:33 AM | #10257 |
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See, I thought this comment would be trotted out eventually, but I didn't think it'd be first outta the gate.
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11-05-2012, 02:03 PM | #10258 |
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If a defensive player is offsides then gets held, doesn't it seem unfair to call that offseting penalties?
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11-05-2012, 05:44 PM | #10259 |
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Well that didn't take long. In other news, my staples were removed from my repaired incision today. Bigger news, the doctor said that I can shower again. The procedure to fix the incision was 11 days ago and I wasn't allowed to shower--even with a waterproof bandage--after. The doc was afraid of anything wet interfering with the healing, given that it had already opened a little (yay Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome and a known sensitivity to the material they used to do the original closure). /tk
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11-05-2012, 07:25 PM | #10260 |
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You would think with a decently handsome father and an attractive mother that the kids would be somewhat good looking, right?
Rumur Willis , you have proven that to be a falsehood
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11-05-2012, 07:27 PM | #10261 |
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Good call.
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11-05-2012, 07:29 PM | #10262 |
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Dola-
All of them dont look very good. Scout is worse looking than Rumer. Last edited by stevew : 11-05-2012 at 08:43 PM. |
11-05-2012, 07:44 PM | #10263 |
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I bet there's at least a few people in this country who are going to DVR the election results on TV and then get pissed off when someone spoils the outcome.
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11-05-2012, 07:53 PM | #10264 |
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I thought Christian Slater was dead. Saw today that he's actually alive and the only thing that died was his career.
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11-05-2012, 08:28 PM | #10265 |
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...and I just showered. Yay!
/tk
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11-05-2012, 08:35 PM | #10266 | |
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Bruce is not very handsome
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11-05-2012, 08:44 PM | #10267 |
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On behalf of your co-workers, I'll say yay as well
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11-05-2012, 08:49 PM | #10268 |
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I'm still on disability for another 2 weeks or so. My doc hasn't cleared me to return to work, still can't sit for long durations. /tk
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11-05-2012, 09:02 PM | #10269 |
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Neither is Sonny Bono but that sure as hell doesn't explain Chaz.
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11-05-2012, 10:26 PM | #10270 |
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11-05-2012, 10:34 PM | #10271 |
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11-05-2012, 10:56 PM | #10272 | |
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There goes 2 minutes of my life I'm never seeing again. Somewhere in the world, someone is just fistpumping the shit out of themselves while reading this. Read into that how you will.
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11-05-2012, 11:12 PM | #10273 |
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LOL
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11-05-2012, 11:14 PM | #10274 |
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My roommate is going to be so very excited for this. He jumped the shark as a legitimate person when he started dvring reruns of Boy Meets World last year
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11-05-2012, 11:17 PM | #10275 |
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11-07-2012, 12:53 PM | #10276 |
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11-07-2012, 02:17 PM | #10277 |
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11-07-2012, 02:53 PM | #10278 | |
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Sounds like my cousin. I don't read her Facebook posts because this is the sort of nonsense they're always full of. |
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11-07-2012, 04:54 PM | #10279 |
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Is there like a Twitter guide for stupid people. I'm resisted, but I think I'm about ready to hop on the Twitter train. I don't really give a shit about using it to tweet, just the following.
I just don't know who to follow. Just... think about shit I like and... find related twitter..s... ? |
11-07-2012, 05:50 PM | #10280 | |
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Basically yes. Is there someone/something you have in mind that has you wanting to join up now? Once you follow a few people you'll start to get suggestions for more and you can easily build up a network of people to follow that talk about stuff you're interested in. I use twitter primarily to follow e-sports. I added a couple of my favorite players and commentators and find new people to follow based on stuff that gets retweeted around and twitter recommendations, over time I've built up a much larger number of people that I follow to keep up with what I'm interested in. Last edited by Radii : 11-07-2012 at 05:51 PM. |
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11-07-2012, 06:08 PM | #10281 |
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Most of the best twitter accounts are parodies, such as Faux John Madden or Kim Kierkegaardashian.
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11-07-2012, 06:35 PM | #10282 | |
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It started last night because I had to work during the election coverage. I noticed on another forum somebody in the same boat asked for some people on twitter he could follow and I thought, " You know, that might not be a bad idea. " I can't really live on my phone at work, so it seemed like a nice way to get a quick look and feel for how it was going. It was pretty nifty I thought. |
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11-07-2012, 06:59 PM | #10283 |
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I heard a kid outside, he couldn't have been older than 10, making fun of his friend and yelling, "Run Forrest Run!". OK, that's a dated reference even for adults, but that movie came out about 12 years before that kid was even born. What an iconic movie. I certainly wasn't quoting any movies from the late 60s when I was his age in the late 80s.
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11-07-2012, 09:50 PM | #10284 |
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It irritates me when you send someone a gift and they don't have the grace to call and say that they received it and thank you for it. I have the tracking number that says the gifts made it to the house but haven't heard anything from the person in question.
Just rude. Not that I'm surprised by rudeness, given who the person is, but it's still annoying. /tk
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11-07-2012, 10:17 PM | #10285 | |
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FWIW, my 14.5 y/o uses that line occasionally, and his peer group all get it without explanation. That's a little older than your example, but along the same line I think.
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11-07-2012, 10:28 PM | #10286 |
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Probably some of them know "go ahead - make my day" too. They might even know some quotes from movies that date back as far as, oh, 1939. Some lines just make it into the lexicon.
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11-08-2012, 12:41 AM | #10287 |
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LeVar Burton is ruined for me as an actor now that I can see his eyes. He looks so unnatural.
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11-08-2012, 06:56 AM | #10288 |
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Giving myself a self-imposed snow day from classes today
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11-08-2012, 06:56 AM | #10289 | |
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Apparently you never saw Reading Rainbow!
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11-08-2012, 11:27 AM | #10290 |
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You can make it snow on demand?
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11-08-2012, 11:31 AM | #10291 |
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You should see him make it rain!
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11-08-2012, 11:32 AM | #10292 |
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11-08-2012, 07:17 PM | #10293 |
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I'm bored out of my freaking mind right now.
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11-08-2012, 07:19 PM | #10294 |
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Yeah this board is dead... |
11-08-2012, 07:20 PM | #10295 |
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11-08-2012, 07:23 PM | #10296 |
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I tried OOTP multiplayer in the FOBL, and within months the attempt had crashed & burned. I have just enough attention span for MP leagues to cover my team in the FOFL...I don't think I can handle two leagues simultaneously.
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11-08-2012, 07:23 PM | #10297 |
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Jack it.
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11-08-2012, 07:24 PM | #10298 |
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Haven't you heard?
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11-08-2012, 07:24 PM | #10299 |
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Ditto. Only so much NCIS I can watch. And stuff I can read. And games to play. /tk
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11-08-2012, 07:25 PM | #10300 |
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I thought about it, but I'm holding out for some nookie tonight.
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