The thread for Strange News Stories - Page 21

DougW · 08-21-2012, 08:35 PM

Found a new toy (free "movie" maker), so was messing around with it - and used that story.

cartman · 08-27-2012, 01:46 PM

Prosecutors: Murder of Former Soldier Part of Plot Against Government - Fort Stewart, GA Patch

Maybe if they had an NCO as part of their group or went to OCS, they might have done better with their planning

cartman · 08-27-2012, 05:07 PM

Runaway cow shot by police

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A runaway cow was shot by a Billings Police Department sniper on the South Side late Tuesday afternoon after leading police and animal control on a chase through downtown.

A sniper? Really?

JediKooter · 08-27-2012, 05:09 PM

I've got to call my mom and see if she has the inside scoop on this. She lives in Billings.

sterlingice · 08-27-2012, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

Runaway cow shot by police

A sniper? Really?

Billings, Montana has a sniper?

SI

Ksyrup · 08-28-2012, 08:33 AM

Man killed while trying to create Bigfoot sighting - seattlepi.com

Guess he got Sas-squashed.

stevew · 08-28-2012, 08:41 AM

Please tell me you put sunglasses on after you typed that.

Ksyrup · 08-28-2012, 08:46 AM

I even dyed my hair red.

Passacaglia · 08-28-2012, 09:47 AM

How do you get struck by two cars?

Ksyrup · 08-28-2012, 09:52 AM

First hit knocks him down, second car runs over him laying in the street, I guess.

Comey · 08-28-2012, 10:42 AM

Obviously those girls had it out for him.

cartman · 08-28-2012, 01:37 PM

I blame Jack's Links Beef Jerky for the death

bhlloy · 08-28-2012, 01:56 PM

If there is a silver lining to that story it's that he didn't kill a family who swerved into oncoming traffic to avoid him. Just when you think there is no limit to how stupid people can get

molson · 08-28-2012, 02:14 PM

That must have been a crazy few minutes for those girls who might have thought they ran over bigfoot.

Ksyrup · 08-28-2012, 02:18 PM

The only thing that would make this story better is if it came out that this guy was working for one of the channels that does those "searching for Bigfoot" shows.

Lathum · 08-28-2012, 03:17 PM

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Flathead County officials identified the man as Randy Lee Tenley, 44, of Kalispell.

why do these people always have 3 names?

JediKooter · 08-28-2012, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

why do these people always have 3 names?

Yea? It's like their mom is yelling at them to get inside the house.

stevew · 08-28-2012, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum

why do these people always have 3 names?

So if there's a Randy Thomas Tenley, he won't be defamed.

JediKooter · 08-28-2012, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

So if there's a Randy Thomas Tenley, he won't be defamed.

Wouldn't he have to be famous first?

Ksyrup · 08-28-2012, 06:46 PM

My favorite is Jim Ed.

Saw the name Jim Ed McDaniel this weekend. Couldn't help but think how different my visualization of this person might have been if I had seen James Edward McDaniel.

cuervo72 · 08-28-2012, 09:32 PM

Funny, I thought that when Jon posted about the three-named QB getting cut. I thought "yeah, three-name QB never work out."

CraigSca · 08-28-2012, 11:23 PM

Sheriff: Drunken man turns off power on poultry farm, causes death of 70,000 chickens - U.S. News

My favorite part is that they found him in a pool of his own urine.

cartman · 08-28-2012, 11:28 PM

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"The theory is that he may have been in there looking for a light switch

Your move, Alan from The Hangover

sterlingice · 08-29-2012, 06:42 AM

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The property owner discovered the dead chickens Saturday morning. He told investigators that without power, the chickens will begin to die within 15 minutes.

Why exactly do chickens need power to live?

SI

Ksyrup · 08-29-2012, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

Why exactly do chickens need power to live?

SI

No access to World of Warcraft.

PilotMan · 08-29-2012, 08:43 AM

So he was out with a group that included the owners daughter? Wow. Wonder what that conversation over breakfast was like?

cartman · 08-29-2012, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

Why exactly do chickens need power to live?

SI

It is the Chicken Matrix

molson · 08-29-2012, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

Why exactly do chickens need power to live?

SI

I spent 5 minutes in the comments section looking for an answer to this question, and the speculation seems to be that the chickens are packed in so tightly together that they need some kind of big fan circulating air or other oxygen infusion or they all suffocate to death. Another reason not to eat at chick fil a.

cartman · 08-29-2012, 11:32 AM

Boyfriend almost dies after mailing himself to girlfriend in sealed box | The Sun |News

sterlingice · 08-29-2012, 11:45 AM

I was trying to play "guess the country" and I was wrong. For those playing the game at home, I'll put it in spoiler text

Spoiler

SI

cartman · 08-29-2012, 03:55 PM

Report: South Texas mayor killed in apparent donkey attack - U.S. News

Ksyrup · 08-29-2012, 03:59 PM

We had a story locally about an 82-year old retired sheriff killed in a drive-by by an 81-year old former inmate the sheriff was responsible for sending to prison in the 80s.

sterlingice · 08-29-2012, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

Report: South Texas mayor killed in apparent donkey attack - U.S. News

What an ass

SI

JediKooter · 08-29-2012, 04:03 PM

So why do they keep saying, "apparently"? Is there marks on his body that indicate that it's a donkey that made those marks but they just aren't sure? Or does the body look like maybe it was a horse, but, the donkey is going to get all the blame?

sterlingice · 08-29-2012, 04:06 PM

I think it's time to see if Mayor Pro Tem Steve Phillips has a donkey costume in his garage. Call Jessica Fletcher! Call Columbo! Call Gil Grissom!

SI

cartman · 08-29-2012, 04:08 PM

There is a bumper crop today:

Cops: Suspect "Tebowed" After Attacking Teen | The Smoking Gun

Ksyrup · 09-04-2012, 09:03 AM

Appetite for self-destruction?

NH woman arrested 4 times in 26 hours for loud music, assault - U.S. News

cartman · 09-06-2012, 08:46 AM

Second Bandon shooting victim dies Monday evening

So the 43 year old husband of the 31 year old shoots the 19 year old husband and 70 year old ex-husband of the 31 year old's 47 year old mother. The kicker, they all lived together.

Ksyrup · 09-06-2012, 08:57 AM

The five people in the vehicle all lived together on a property in Myrtle Creek.

I read this as:

The five people all lived together in the vehicle on a property in Myrtle Creek.

Ksyrup · 09-06-2012, 09:01 AM

Which, of course, makes perfect sense because I could see this story having a "living in a VAN down by the RIVER!" type of thing going on here. Or, in this case, a shack down by the creek.

Suicane75 · 09-06-2012, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Appetite for self-destruction?

NH woman arrested 4 times in 26 hours for loud music, assault - U.S. News

This is my kind of woman.

cartman · 09-07-2012, 06:31 PM

Fredericton News Channel: Man sentenced for ejaculating on unsuspecting sunbathers in Wilmot and Odell parks

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Crown prosecutor Hillary Drain said going to a public park and ejaculating on women minding their own business isn’t acceptable.

Thanks for clearing up any uncertainties there that might have existed.

JediKooter · 09-07-2012, 06:39 PM

Well now wait a minute...what if the women were NOT minding their own business?

mckerney · 09-07-2012, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

Fredericton News Channel: Man sentenced for ejaculating on unsuspecting sunbathers in Wilmot and Odell parks

Thanks for clearing up any uncertainties there that might have existed.

Going by this judges ruling in another case I'm going to say the man needs to be found not guilty. Those women need to know that bad things can happen while sunbathing.

No jail time for Flagstaff cop in bar groping

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The judge sentencing Evans, Coconino County Superior Court Judge Jacqueline Hatch, said she hoped both the defendant and the victim would take lessons away from the case.

Bad things can happen in bars, Hatch told the victim, adding that other people might be more intoxicated than she was.

"If you wouldn't have been there that night, none of this would have happened to you," Hatch said

If they hadn't gone sunbathing they wouldn't have been ejaculated on, end of story.

Ksyrup · 09-07-2012, 07:45 PM

If those sorority girls had not pledged, Ted Bundy wouldn't have murdered them.

JediKooter · 09-07-2012, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

If those sorority girls had not pledged, Ted Bundy wouldn't have murdered them.

If Pearl Harbor had never been built, the Japanese would have never attacked it.

sabotai · 09-07-2012, 08:24 PM

If the Jews never went to Europe, The Holocaust never would have happened.

JediKooter · 09-07-2012, 08:29 PM

If Kennedy never went to Dallas...

M GO BLUE!!! · 09-07-2012, 09:14 PM

NJ teen on party bus killed after hitting head on overpass, cops say - U.S. News

Party over

PilotMan · 09-07-2012, 09:31 PM

Tragic.

08-27-2012, 01:46 PM	#1002
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Prosecutors: Murder of Former Soldier Part of Plot Against Government - Fort Stewart, GA Patch Maybe if they had an NCO as part of their group or went to OCS, they might have done better with their planning __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

08-27-2012, 05:09 PM	#1004
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	I've got to call my mom and see if she has the inside scoop on this. She lives in Billings. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

08-28-2012, 08:33 AM	#1006
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Man killed while trying to create Bigfoot sighting - seattlepi.com Guess he got Sas-squashed. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 08-28-2012 at 08:33 AM.

08-28-2012, 08:46 AM	#1008
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I even dyed my hair red. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 08-28-2012 at 08:46 AM.

08-28-2012, 09:52 AM	#1010
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	First hit knocks him down, second car runs over him laying in the street, I guess. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-21-2012, 08:35 PM	#1001
DougW High School Varsity Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Downriver, MI	Found a new toy (free "movie" maker), so was messing around with it - and used that story.

08-28-2012, 08:41 AM	#1007
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Please tell me you put sunglasses on after you typed that.

08-28-2012, 09:47 AM	#1009
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	How do you get struck by two cars?

08-28-2012, 10:42 AM	#1011
Comey College Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: CT via PA via CA via PA	Obviously those girls had it out for him. __________________

08-28-2012, 01:37 PM	#1012
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	I blame Jack's Links Beef Jerky for the death __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

08-28-2012, 01:56 PM	#1013
bhlloy Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003	If there is a silver lining to that story it's that he didn't kill a family who swerved into oncoming traffic to avoid him. Just when you think there is no limit to how stupid people can get

08-28-2012, 02:14 PM	#1014
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	That must have been a crazy few minutes for those girls who might have thought they ran over bigfoot.

08-28-2012, 02:18 PM	#1015
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	The only thing that would make this story better is if it came out that this guy was working for one of the channels that does those "searching for Bigfoot" shows. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-28-2012, 06:46 PM	#1020
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	My favorite is Jim Ed. Saw the name Jim Ed McDaniel this weekend. Couldn't help but think how different my visualization of this person might have been if I had seen James Edward McDaniel. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-28-2012, 09:32 PM	#1021
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Funny, I thought that when Jon posted about the three-named QB getting cut. I thought "yeah, three-name QB never work out." __________________ null

08-28-2012, 11:23 PM	#1022
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	Sheriff: Drunken man turns off power on poultry farm, causes death of 70,000 chickens - U.S. News My favorite part is that they found him in a pool of his own urine. __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know? Last edited by CraigSca : 08-28-2012 at 11:23 PM.

08-29-2012, 08:43 AM	#1026
PilotMan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Seven miles up	So he was out with a group that included the owners daughter? Wow. Wonder what that conversation over breakfast was like? __________________ He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops. Like Steam? Join the FOFC Steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FOFConSteam

08-29-2012, 11:32 AM	#1029
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Boyfriend almost dies after mailing himself to girlfriend in sealed box \| The Sun \|News __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

08-29-2012, 11:45 AM	#1030
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	I was trying to play "guess the country" and I was wrong. For those playing the game at home, I'll put it in spoiler text Spoiler It was China SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

08-29-2012, 03:55 PM	#1031
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Report: South Texas mayor killed in apparent donkey attack - U.S. News __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

08-29-2012, 03:59 PM	#1032
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	We had a story locally about an 82-year old retired sheriff killed in a drive-by by an 81-year old former inmate the sheriff was responsible for sending to prison in the 80s. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-29-2012, 04:03 PM	#1034
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	So why do they keep saying, "apparently"? Is there marks on his body that indicate that it's a donkey that made those marks but they just aren't sure? Or does the body look like maybe it was a horse, but, the donkey is going to get all the blame? __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

08-29-2012, 04:06 PM	#1035
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	I think it's time to see if Mayor Pro Tem Steve Phillips has a donkey costume in his garage. Call Jessica Fletcher! Call Columbo! Call Gil Grissom! SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

08-29-2012, 04:08 PM	#1036
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	There is a bumper crop today: Cops: Suspect "Tebowed" After Attacking Teen \| The Smoking Gun __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

09-04-2012, 09:03 AM	#1037
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Appetite for self-destruction? NH woman arrested 4 times in 26 hours for loud music, assault - U.S. News __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-06-2012, 08:46 AM	#1038
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Second Bandon shooting victim dies Monday evening So the 43 year old husband of the 31 year old shoots the 19 year old husband and 70 year old ex-husband of the 31 year old's 47 year old mother. The kicker, they all lived together. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

09-06-2012, 08:57 AM	#1039
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	The five people in the vehicle all lived together on a property in Myrtle Creek. I read this as: The five people all lived together in the vehicle on a property in Myrtle Creek. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-06-2012, 09:01 AM	#1040
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Which, of course, makes perfect sense because I could see this story having a "living in a VAN down by the RIVER!" type of thing going on here. Or, in this case, a shack down by the creek. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 09-06-2012 at 09:03 AM.

09-07-2012, 06:39 PM	#1043
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Well now wait a minute...what if the women were NOT minding their own business? __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

09-07-2012, 07:45 PM	#1045
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	If those sorority girls had not pledged, Ted Bundy wouldn't have murdered them. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-07-2012, 08:24 PM	#1047
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	If the Jews never went to Europe, The Holocaust never would have happened.

09-07-2012, 08:29 PM	#1048
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	If Kennedy never went to Dallas... __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

09-07-2012, 09:14 PM	#1049
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	NJ teen on party bus killed after hitting head on overpass, cops say - U.S. News Party over

09-07-2012, 09:31 PM	#1050
PilotMan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Seven miles up	Tragic. __________________ He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops. Like Steam? Join the FOFC Steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FOFConSteam

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