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Poli · 07-20-2010, 03:04 PM

I'm timing 9 and 10 year olds in the 10 and 20 yard dashes, the pro agility, and the 4 corner drills.

I'm just trying to figure out who my fifth kid is going to be. I've got four skill kids...any of which could honestly be a feature back, so I'm looking to add a lineman with my last "protection" before the draft. Four kids stand out. I've offered the spot out to one boy, who hasn't decided if he's playing. The second choice has some hand damage of some sort and may not play. Choice 3's dad is all over the idea of playing for me and coaching with me. He's a coach from last season and a former high school coach. Choice 4 is new to football but I have a great feel that I can coach him up.

Poli · 07-20-2010, 03:05 PM

The best part is I don't have to offer any of the kids bonuses or find their parents a job.

ISiddiqui · 07-20-2010, 03:21 PM

I think I'm being dragged to see "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" tonight. It's got a 40% on Rotten Tomatoes and I'm not sure I really want to go, meh.

JediKooter · 07-20-2010, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Poli

The best part is I don't have to offer any of the kids bonuses or find their parents a job.

Did you ask them if any of their moms were prostitutes?

Poli · 07-20-2010, 04:10 PM

I don't normally ask that question, but I suppose it couldn't hurt.

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-20-2010, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Did you ask them if any of their moms were prostitutes?

If you need to ask...

JediKooter · 07-20-2010, 04:14 PM

I just want to make sure that Poli is fully vetting these potential players.

JediKooter · 07-20-2010, 07:22 PM

Had lunch today with Dennis Murren. And by "had lunch with", I mean, he was 3 tables down from where I was sitting.

terpkristin · 07-20-2010, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Had lunch today with Dennis Murren. And by "had lunch with", I mean, he was 3 tables down from where I was sitting.

who?

/tk

Poli · 07-20-2010, 09:40 PM

Kid 1 isn't playing. Kid 2 is. Kid 3 is now being protected by another coach. Hoping kid 4 is open when we draft.

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-20-2010, 10:29 PM

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Как Бог мне свидетель, я искренне полагали, ослы могут летать.

BBC News - Parasailing donkey stunt sparks police inquiry

JediKooter · 07-21-2010, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by terpkristin

who?

/tk

Dennis Muren

JediKooter · 07-21-2010, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Poli

Kid 1 isn't playing. Kid 2 is. Kid 3 is now being protected by another coach. Hoping kid 4 is open when we draft.

Well, as long as you are under the salary cap, try and give some performance bonuses and see if that will get them to sign.

JonInMiddleGA · 07-21-2010, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Well, as long as you are under the salary cap, try and give some performance bonuses and see if that will get them to
sign.

But don't try signing him until he's 30, the league will just reject the deal.

molson · 07-21-2010, 01:39 PM

This is my 10,000th post.

larrymcg421 · 07-21-2010, 01:45 PM

I was once in an elevator with Craig Robinson, who plays Daryl on the Office, and he said "Dinkin Flicka!" to me.

stevew · 07-21-2010, 01:49 PM

They should change the name of the juice from "Simply Orange" to "Simply Fucking Amazing".

terpkristin · 07-21-2010, 03:59 PM

For the 3rd day in a row, just as I'm getting ready to walk out the door, someone comes into my office with a "cannot wait til tomorrow" problem.

Whee.

/tk

JediKooter · 07-21-2010, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by molson

This is my 10,000th post.

When's and where is the party?

JediKooter · 07-21-2010, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by terpkristin

For the 3rd day in a row, just as I'm getting ready to walk out the door, someone comes into my office with a "cannot wait til tomorrow" problem.

Whee.

/tk

So what you do is, find out when those people go on vacation. The last day at work before they leave to go on vacation, you give them something 'can not wait' until they get back.

stevew · 07-21-2010, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by terpkristin

For the 3rd day in a row, just as I'm getting ready to walk out the door, someone comes into my office with a "cannot wait til tomorrow" problem.

Whee.

/tk

It seems as if you maybe need to think about leaving earlier.

sterlingice · 07-21-2010, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

It seems as if you maybe need to think about leaving earlier.

What he said

SI

sterlingice · 07-21-2010, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by molson

This is my 10,000th post.

This is a perfect thread to announce post count "milestones"

SI

Poli · 07-21-2010, 08:43 PM

Stupid rain's going to ruin my football evaluations.

terpkristin · 07-22-2010, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by stevew

It seems as if you maybe need to think about leaving earlier.

Funny enough, I already feel guilty for how "early" I leave. I get into the office at 6:30/7, and normally end up working through lunch, so by the time 4 comes around, I've already put in 8.5-9.5 hours, and I'm ready to leave. But most of my coworkers don't get in until 9 or so, so they stay later, but it feels REALLY weird to walk out while everybody else is still hard at work.

For what it's worth, yesterday I ended up sticking around for 90 minutes getting crap done that, owing to a variety of reasons, still isn't done.

/tk

JonInMiddleGA · 07-22-2010, 09:03 AM

Heat Index predicted to be 105-109 today, 107-111 tomorrow. Yippee.

I. J. Reilly · 07-22-2010, 12:37 PM

I have no problem suffering fools or speaking truth to power; it’s doing both at once that’s hard.

DataKing · 07-22-2010, 01:17 PM

The one person from my past that I was positive I would never hear from again found me yesterday via Facebook.

Poli · 07-22-2010, 01:25 PM

Interestingly enough, FOFC poster hawglaw had his birthday yesterday. Not only did we spend first grade together, but apparently he knows my cousin. Funny thing is, I didn't know she was my cousin until I saw her post on facebook.

DK, come find me on facebook, yo.

DanGarion · 07-22-2010, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Poli

Interestingly enough, FOFC poster hawglaw had his birthday yesterday. Not only did we spend first grade together, but apparently he knows my cousin. Funny thing is, I didn't know she was my cousin until I saw her post on facebook.

DK, come find me on facebook, yo.

Is she hot?

Poli · 07-22-2010, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Poli

my cousin.

.

JediKooter · 07-22-2010, 01:35 PM

Is your female cousin hot?

DanGarion · 07-22-2010, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Poli

.

Dude, come on, it's a joke. Heck you didn't even know she was your cousin (you said so yourself).

JediKooter · 07-22-2010, 01:39 PM

I was just trying help clarify the question.

DanGarion · 07-22-2010, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

I was just trying help clarify the question.

Yeah I know what you were doing.

Poli · 07-22-2010, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

Dude, come on, it's a joke. Heck you didn't even know she was your cousin (you said so yourself).

I took it as a joke. Don't worry your buffy underpants.

JediKooter · 07-22-2010, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

Yeah I know what you were doing.

Just trying to help.

sabotai · 07-22-2010, 02:33 PM

I watched The View today. Christina Hendricks was on it. It was well worth waiting until the last segment.

DanGarion · 07-22-2010, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by sabotai

I watched The View today. Christina Hendricks was on it. It was well worth waiting until the last segment.

That's how I feel about watching that hooker movie that Jennifer Love Hewitt is doing for Lifetime.

RendeR · 07-22-2010, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

That's how I feel about watching that hooker movie that Jennifer Love Hewitt is doing for Lifetime.

Its on LIFETIME its a total waste of effort.

put that shit on SKIN-EMAX! then we'll have something to talk about.

DanGarion · 07-22-2010, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by RendeR

Its on LIFETIME its a total waste of effort.

put that shit on SKIN-EMAX! then we'll have something to talk about.

But it's JLH!

Mustang · 07-22-2010, 07:24 PM

There is so much rain, I'm literally trapped at work with no place to go until the water recedes.

Dodgerchick · 07-22-2010, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

Yis... why the shock?

OMG, reallY? That's awesome Imran... congrats!!!! Totally missed it.

Poli · 07-22-2010, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poli

Kid 1 isn't playing. Kid 2 is. Kid 3 is now being protected by another coach. Hoping kid 4 is open when we draft.

Kid 3's dad just called me and put his son on the phone. He said he doesn't want to play for the other coach, he wants to play for me.

Poli · 07-22-2010, 10:11 PM

That was a difficult phone call.

ISiddiqui · 07-23-2010, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

OMG, reallY? That's awesome Imran... congrats!!!! Totally missed it.

Thanks

Since I obviously didn't put it on Facebook, you didn't know

.

JediKooter · 07-23-2010, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mustang

There is so much rain, I'm literally trapped at work with no place to go until the water recedes.

You still at work?

Travis · 07-23-2010, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Poli

Kid 3's dad just called me and put his son on the phone. He said he doesn't want to play for the other coach, he wants to play for me.

Going to send the coach your protected pick from next year's class for this kids rights this year?

Passacaglia · 07-23-2010, 02:46 PM

I work in a building owned by Aon, and whenver I go into the caf or common areas on Fridays, I see people wearing Manchester United jerseys with the Aon logo on them. Drives me batty. I'm tempted to wear my Newcastle jersey, but I'm guessing no one would know why.

Schmidty · 07-24-2010, 02:06 PM

10-day summer forecasts like this make dealing with NW Washington the rest of the year worthwhile:

10 Day Weather Forecast for Bellingham, WA - weather.com

07-20-2010, 03:04 PM	#1001
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	I'm timing 9 and 10 year olds in the 10 and 20 yard dashes, the pro agility, and the 4 corner drills. I'm just trying to figure out who my fifth kid is going to be. I've got four skill kids...any of which could honestly be a feature back, so I'm looking to add a lineman with my last "protection" before the draft. Four kids stand out. I've offered the spot out to one boy, who hasn't decided if he's playing. The second choice has some hand damage of some sort and may not play. Choice 3's dad is all over the idea of playing for me and coaching with me. He's a coach from last season and a former high school coach. Choice 4 is new to football but I have a great feel that I can coach him up. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

07-20-2010, 03:05 PM	#1002
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	The best part is I don't have to offer any of the kids bonuses or find their parents a job. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

07-20-2010, 03:21 PM	#1003
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	I think I'm being dragged to see "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" tonight. It's got a 40% on Rotten Tomatoes and I'm not sure I really want to go, meh. __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

07-20-2010, 04:10 PM	#1005
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	I don't normally ask that question, but I suppose it couldn't hurt. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

07-20-2010, 04:14 PM	#1007
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	I just want to make sure that Poli is fully vetting these potential players. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

07-20-2010, 07:22 PM	#1008
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Had lunch today with Dennis Murren. And by "had lunch with", I mean, he was 3 tables down from where I was sitting. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

07-20-2010, 09:40 PM	#1010
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Kid 1 isn't playing. Kid 2 is. Kid 3 is now being protected by another coach. Hoping kid 4 is open when we draft. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

07-21-2010, 01:39 PM	#1015
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	This is my 10,000th post.

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07-21-2010, 03:59 PM	#1018
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07-21-2010, 08:43 PM	#1024
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Stupid rain's going to ruin my football evaluations. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

07-22-2010, 09:03 AM	#1026
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07-22-2010, 01:25 PM	#1029
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Interestingly enough, FOFC poster hawglaw had his birthday yesterday. Not only did we spend first grade together, but apparently he knows my cousin. Funny thing is, I didn't know she was my cousin until I saw her post on facebook. DK, come find me on facebook, yo. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

07-22-2010, 01:35 PM	#1032
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07-22-2010, 02:33 PM	#1038
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07-24-2010, 02:06 PM	#1050
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