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Ksyrup · 09-07-2012, 09:47 PM

Saw that bus story earlier this week. What I read was a bit more in-depth and suggested that the kid wasn't necessarily being an idiot and sticking his head out the top for kicks, but that it was extremely hot on the bus and they were trying to get some air. Not sure if that's true or not.

Lathum · 09-07-2012, 11:55 PM

http://seattletimes.com/html/nationw...werrescue.html

Ksyrup · 09-08-2012, 12:40 PM

Apparently Cameron Diaz's sister is an alcoholic.

Woman charged with drunken driving at Knox elementary school » Knoxville News Sentinel

cartman · 09-10-2012, 01:49 PM

Mother shaves numbers on heads of identical quadruplets | Weird News - The BIG One - WTAM 1100

JediKooter · 09-10-2012, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Apparently Cameron Diaz's sister is an alcoholic.

Woman charged with drunken driving at Knox elementary school » Knoxville News Sentinel

Can a DUI suspect be considered hot?

Chief Rum · 09-10-2012, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

Can a DUI suspect be considered hot?

I have seen millions of DUI suspects over the years as a server in a restaurant. The answer is... yes.

Ksyrup · 09-10-2012, 02:05 PM

You could drive her around in her Lexus.

Rizon · 09-10-2012, 02:28 PM

Missing woman unwittingly joins search party looking for herself

JediKooter · 09-10-2012, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

I have seen millions of DUI suspects over the years as a server in a restaurant. The answer is... yes.

Sweet! Maybe we can start a new thread for this.

Ksyrup · 09-10-2012, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rizon

Missing woman unwittingly joins search party looking for herself

Story linked on same page:

http://www.torontosun.com/2011/06/21...und-in-her-bed

sterlingice · 09-10-2012, 02:52 PM

It must be easy to lose people above the Arctic Circle (or close enough) and then have it make national news

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stevew · 09-10-2012, 02:53 PM

I once sat on a bus for an hour waiting for a person that was already on the bus. Was very frustrating.

molson · 09-10-2012, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Story linked on same page:

http://www.torontosun.com/2011/06/21...und-in-her-bed

I love when official statements contain such passive aggressive anger.

"We assumed that the parents had checked where the child could be before calling us"

Translation: "FUCK YOU!"

stevew · 09-10-2012, 03:04 PM

heh, that was a plot for Louie this season.

cartman · 09-12-2012, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

There is a bumper crop today:

Cops: Suspect "Tebowed" After Attacking Teen | The Smoking Gun

They got him.

Police Arrest Man, 53, Who "Tebowed" After Assaulting Pennsylvania Teen | The Smoking Gun

cartman · 09-12-2012, 02:25 PM

I take my cuts of meat seriously, but this takes it to a whole new level.

Argument over pork steak leads to fatal shooting - KansasCity.com

M GO BLUE!!! · 09-12-2012, 03:00 PM

In all fairness, they do say pork will kill you.

EagleFan · 09-12-2012, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

I take my cuts of meat seriously, but this takes it to a whole new level.

Argument over pork steak leads to fatal shooting - KansasCity.com

WTF?

There are some people that just shouldn't be breathing our air.

Ksyrup · 09-12-2012, 03:24 PM

Or eating our pork chops/steaks.

Lathum · 09-12-2012, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by molson

I love when official statements contain such passive aggressive anger.

"We assumed that the parents had checked where the child could be before calling us"

Translation: "FUCK YOU!"

maybe they wanted their own private balloon boy saga?

Lathum · 09-12-2012, 03:37 PM

[quote=cartman;2713875]I take my cuts of meat seriously, but this takes it to a whole new level.

Quote:

The St. Louis Post-Dispatch reports that 43-year-old John Cunningham of Jennings is charged with first-degree murder and armed criminal action in the death of his uncle, 44-year-old Lessie Lowe.

err...

Ksyrup · 09-12-2012, 03:39 PM

He's also his own grandpa.

Rizon · 09-12-2012, 05:49 PM

Teenager accidentally shoots himself in the dick and tries to blame it on street shooting

cartman · 09-12-2012, 05:52 PM

I went to grade school with a kid that was the youngest of 18 children. He had several nieces and nephews that were 4+ years older than him. It was bizarre.

JediKooter · 09-12-2012, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rizon

Teenager accidentally shoots himself in the dick and tries to blame it on street shooting

I don't think that's the proper method of getting a Prince Albert.

chadritt · 09-12-2012, 05:59 PM

My older brother was about to turn 25 when our half brother was born. If hed had a kid then suddenly that child wouldve been older than their uncle.

Ksyrup · 09-14-2012, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

They got him.

Police Arrest Man, 53, Who "Tebowed" After Assaulting Pennsylvania Teen | The Smoking Gun

Police: Man accused in ‘Tebow’ incident kills self

Ksyrup · 09-14-2012, 11:26 AM

Not to make light of the guy's death, but the first line in that article is ridiculous:

A man accused of imitating an NFL quarterback in prayer has killed himself, authorities say.

Umm... I think he was accused of an actual crime.

cartman · 09-14-2012, 11:30 AM

That is just bizarre any way you look at it.

sterlingice · 09-17-2012, 12:42 PM

Former Elf CEO faces court in Togo - Yahoo! News

Actually, I just like the headline. I'm thinking short guy with green clothes

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cartman · 09-18-2012, 07:12 PM

http://www.indystar.com/article/2012...goes-into-rage

Ksyrup · 09-18-2012, 07:30 PM

But did he Tebow?

M GO BLUE!!! · 09-19-2012, 09:28 AM

BBC News - Warrenpoint man 'beat then threw out naked woman'

Quote:

A blind man allegedly beat his partner and then threw her out of their home naked, the High Court has heard.

When the woman was questioned she withdrew accusations that Mr Bannon had hit her, claiming instead to have fallen over a jigsaw puzzle.

sterlingice · 09-19-2012, 09:56 AM

Fallen over a jigsaw puzzle?

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Ksyrup · 09-19-2012, 10:00 AM

Surely you could come up with a better excuse for your abusive boyfriend than that?

sterlingice · 09-19-2012, 10:05 AM

Yeah, I was thinking this was the British equivalent of the redneck "I tripped and fell"

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Rizon · 09-19-2012, 03:33 PM

Chef Killed His Wife and Boiled Her for Four Days

Ksyrup · 09-19-2012, 03:36 PM

Well duh. Everyone knows that slow cooking allows the meat to fall right off the bone.

Rizon · 09-19-2012, 07:45 PM

Finally, quiet for man who could hear workings of his own body – The Chart - CNN.com Blogs

bhlloy · 09-20-2012, 12:09 PM

This is brilliant in so many ways

BBC News - Kingswear's Dart Princess ferry thief 'Jack Sparrow' jailed

gstelmack · 09-20-2012, 12:53 PM

I need a flere diagram just for that headline.

Grover · 09-20-2012, 04:51 PM

Illinois company on hook for millions in 'popcorn lung' lawsuit - chicagotribune.com

FEAR THE POPCORN LUNG

Rizon · 09-20-2012, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grover

Illinois company on hook for millions in 'popcorn lung' lawsuit - chicagotribune.com

FEAR THE POPCORN LUNG

I heard that on the radio yesterday. Crazy.

M GO BLUE!!! · 09-20-2012, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

Fallen over a jigsaw puzzle?

SI

In all fairness, she may be into some exotic "Extreme Jigsaw" thing involving scrap metal, shale rock & shards of glass.

Suicane75 · 09-20-2012, 05:01 PM

Can I sue for having Pringles tits?

Passacaglia · 09-20-2012, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Dr. Cecile Rose, a witness for Watson and one of his physicians at National Jewish Health, made the connection between his disease and diacetyl when she asked him if he had been around large quantities of microwave popcorn.

Genius!

Rizon · 09-20-2012, 07:43 PM

Amish leader, 15 followers convicted of hate crimes in beard attacks – This Just In - CNN.com Blogs

M GO BLUE!!! · 09-20-2012, 08:00 PM

When Amish attack!

JediKooter · 09-20-2012, 08:25 PM

U.S. Postal Service asks Floridians to stop crashing into post offices | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News

sterlingice · 09-20-2012, 09:13 PM

Oh, Florida

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09-07-2012, 09:47 PM	#1051
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Saw that bus story earlier this week. What I read was a bit more in-depth and suggested that the kid wasn't necessarily being an idiot and sticking his head out the top for kicks, but that it was extremely hot on the bus and they were trying to get some air. Not sure if that's true or not. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 09-07-2012 at 09:48 PM.

09-08-2012, 12:40 PM	#1053
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Apparently Cameron Diaz's sister is an alcoholic. Woman charged with drunken driving at Knox elementary school » Knoxville News Sentinel __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-10-2012, 01:49 PM	#1054
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Mother shaves numbers on heads of identical quadruplets \| Weird News - The BIG One - WTAM 1100 __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

09-10-2012, 02:05 PM	#1057
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	You could drive her around in her Lexus. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-10-2012, 02:52 PM	#1061
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	It must be easy to lose people above the Arctic Circle (or close enough) and then have it make national news SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

09-07-2012, 11:55 PM	#1052
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	http://seattletimes.com/html/nationw...werrescue.html

09-10-2012, 02:53 PM	#1062
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I once sat on a bus for an hour waiting for a person that was already on the bus. Was very frustrating.

09-10-2012, 03:04 PM	#1064
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	heh, that was a plot for Louie this season.

09-12-2012, 02:25 PM	#1066
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	I take my cuts of meat seriously, but this takes it to a whole new level. Argument over pork steak leads to fatal shooting - KansasCity.com __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint Last edited by cartman : 09-12-2012 at 02:25 PM.

09-12-2012, 03:00 PM	#1067
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	In all fairness, they do say pork will kill you.

09-12-2012, 03:24 PM	#1069
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Or eating our pork chops/steaks. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 09-12-2012 at 03:24 PM.

09-12-2012, 03:39 PM	#1072
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	He's also his own grandpa. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-12-2012, 05:52 PM	#1074
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	I went to grade school with a kid that was the youngest of 18 children. He had several nieces and nephews that were 4+ years older than him. It was bizarre. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

09-12-2012, 05:59 PM	#1076
chadritt High School Varsity Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA	My older brother was about to turn 25 when our half brother was born. If hed had a kid then suddenly that child wouldve been older than their uncle.

09-14-2012, 11:26 AM	#1078
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Not to make light of the guy's death, but the first line in that article is ridiculous: A man accused of imitating an NFL quarterback in prayer has killed himself, authorities say. Umm... I think he was accused of an actual crime. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-14-2012, 11:30 AM	#1079
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	That is just bizarre any way you look at it. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

09-17-2012, 12:42 PM	#1080
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Former Elf CEO faces court in Togo - Yahoo! News Actually, I just like the headline. I'm thinking short guy with green clothes SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

09-18-2012, 07:12 PM	#1081
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	http://www.indystar.com/article/2012...goes-into-rage __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint Last edited by cartman : 09-18-2012 at 07:12 PM.

09-18-2012, 07:30 PM	#1082
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	But did he Tebow? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-19-2012, 09:56 AM	#1084
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Fallen over a jigsaw puzzle? SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

09-19-2012, 10:00 AM	#1085
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Surely you could come up with a better excuse for your abusive boyfriend than that? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-19-2012, 10:05 AM	#1086
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Yeah, I was thinking this was the British equivalent of the redneck "I tripped and fell" SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

09-19-2012, 03:36 PM	#1088
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Well duh. Everyone knows that slow cooking allows the meat to fall right off the bone. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-20-2012, 12:09 PM	#1090
bhlloy Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003	This is brilliant in so many ways BBC News - Kingswear's Dart Princess ferry thief 'Jack Sparrow' jailed

09-20-2012, 12:53 PM	#1091
gstelmack Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cary, NC	I need a flere diagram just for that headline. __________________ -- Greg -- Author of various FOF utilities

09-20-2012, 04:51 PM	#1092
Grover Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Lisboa, ME	Illinois company on hook for millions in 'popcorn lung' lawsuit - chicagotribune.com FEAR THE POPCORN LUNG __________________ Come On You Irons! West Ham United \| Philadelphia Flyers \| Cincinnati Bengals \| Kansas City Royals FOFC Greatest Band Draft Runner Up FOFC Movie Remake Draft Winner FOFC Movie Comedy Draft Winner

09-20-2012, 05:01 PM	#1095
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Can I sue for having Pringles tits?

09-20-2012, 08:00 PM	#1098
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	When Amish attack!

09-20-2012, 08:25 PM	#1099
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	U.S. Postal Service asks Floridians to stop crashing into post offices \| The Sideshow - Yahoo! News __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

09-20-2012, 09:13 PM	#1100
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Oh, Florida SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

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