Facebook posts so pathetic they belong in this thread!!!

[sabotai]

Originally Posted by molson

I don't think it's a "problem" or "wrong" in any way, and if anything, the problem is with me, I admit it. If I could will myself to care what everyone's kid looks like in some new outfit, I would, and I'd probably fit into society better (or at least I wouldn't have to fake it.)

If not caring what someone's butt ugly kid looks like in some outfit is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

[panerd]

Originally Posted by molson

I don't think it's a "problem" or "wrong" in any way, and if anything, the problem is with me, I admit it. If I could will myself to care what everyone's kid looks like in some new outfit, I would, and I'd probably fit into society better (or at least I wouldn't have to fake it.)

No I'm with you. I am just saying that facebook is more of a female platform IMO and if I happen to be friends with a bunch of women I realize the types of things they are going to post. I am pretty sure 95% of the "likes" are from people who are just trying to fit into society and remember what is was like when they had a kid. Its like a guy posting about their fantasy team or the "problems" with their favorite team on facebook.

[JediKooter]

Originally Posted by panerd

See stuff like this doesn't bother me I guess I kind of figure that is what facebook is for. My wife likes to share stuff about our kid with her mom, my mom, and her friends. I would suggest unfriending all of these first time moms (or blocking) if it bothers you because I don't see the problem with this at all.

It's just the stuff that pretty much every single parent has gone through that grates on me. I just hide their posts now when it comes to those things. I think part of the problem is, they are young, barely out of high school.

Originally Posted by stevew

pregnant women are smug

And they are starting to take all the good parking spots from the handicapped.

Originally Posted by molson

I don't think it's a "problem" or "wrong" in any way, and if anything, the problem is with me, I admit it. If I could will myself to care what everyone's kid looks like in some new outfit, I would, and I'd probably fit into society better (or at least I wouldn't have to fake it.)

I could just be cranky. I've have been tempted though to respond back, "No shit, a baby crapped its diaper? My, how things have changed. No puns intended".

Originally Posted by mckerney

I always liked going with this as a response:

"Come on man, that's not hard. I'll tell you what hard is, try talking your girlfriend into her third consecutive abortion." - David Cross

If you only knew how tempting that is to want to do....


There's plenty of things that others post regarding their kids, from newborns on up that I don't mind at all. I want to read the interesting stuff like, "just caught my two year old emptying my bottle of Jack into his bottle" or "How did little Johnny find my porn collection?". Now that makes for some good Facebook postings.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Originally Posted by StLee

SHE: No HE idc what people think! Maybe you should answer my text or the 124849282 phone calls and i wouldn't be on your fb!

Hrmm...

It appears as if your distant cousin and his baby mama are locals.

[Autumn]

Well, the thing is that while new parent status updates are lame and unoriginal, so are every other facebook status. Every Sunday I have to scroll through 100 unintelligible update about some sports game I'm not watching. Every other day I scroll through people's comments about lunch, or some TV show I don't watch. If your other friends are posting something better than, "Oh my gosh, she's so tiny," updates, more power to you, but I doubt it.

[BYU 14]

I usually stay out of charged up political discussions on facebook, but I had to respond to the lunacy below......Really???

[britrock88]

[DougW]

"Drivin drunk ... classsic but to whoever's vehicle i hit i am sorry. :P"

Dumbest Facebook Post Ever? | Healthy Living - Yahoo! Shine

[Dodgerchick]

Vaguebookers, stop with the drama!

[Big Fo]

Originally Posted by DougW

"Drivin drunk ... classsic but to whoever's vehicle i hit i am sorry. :P"

Dumbest Facebook Post Ever? | Healthy Living - Yahoo! Shine

The 18-year-old now joins a roster of not-so-bright Facebook users who got themselves into hot water with the law, including Joseph Bernard Campbell, who was arrested in Florida for cyberstalking 19 women and putting risqué photos of them on Facebook; a group of Nevada girls arrested after posting an event called "Attack a Teacher Day"; and London Eley of Philadelphia, who was taken into custody after posting, "I will pay somebody a stack to kill my baby father."

Impressive company.

[Passacaglia]

Pretty sure that cyberstalking story is a myth.

[Suburban Rhythm]

Um

Still not passing that stone...feel like I wanna spend all day in the bathroom, but...gotta work! So I have a home

[lungs]

Just witnessed a somewhat funny chain of events.

Old high school classmate living in Florida comes back to visit home, rekindles an old flame with a girl that had just left her husband because he cheated.

Classmate goes back to Florida but begins to plan moving back home to be back with his love. Proceeds to have daily posts about how much he loves her and can't wait to move home.

Moves home, and about a month later he's posting today about how she's a no good bitch and cheated on him with a married man.

Always love people airing out their drama on Facebook.

[PilotMan]

Yeah I remember a former couple friend that we had did the same thing one day. It turned into a public argument complete with accusations, name calling, and a defriending. They ended up together again later, she moved with him to a new job, shortly thereafter she disappeared off of my facebook planet as they broke up and divorced for good.

[stevew]

Looks like hes gonna be home schooled but running out of gas at 530 in the am and walking ten mins in js this mama feels like shit im going to bed til monday

6 kids, no diploma. She's going to home school. Welcome to hollywood.

[Galaxy]

I always enjoy the photos where middle-to-older men comment on women who are much younger than them-in almost a creepy way.

[Matthean]

1 Million Facebook Likes Can Get You Laid

[Radii]

A girl i went to high school with, she does have a daughter to take to this concert, but she's been posting on facebook for 2 weeks now about how she's way more excited about it than her kid is.

[bulletsponge]

^^ might be reverse psychology in the works. she wants her daughter to stop her beiber fandom so she becomes a bigger beiber stalker to embarrass her daughter into dropping it altogether

[britrock88]

Same line of thinking leads parents to offer their kids alcohol, no?

[stevew]

what the fuck.

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF YOU DONT PASS THIS ON YOU DONT
HAVE A SOUL!!! SO PLEASE DO READ IT ONLY ONCE IT WONT TAKE MORE THEN 5 MIN

The forward then follows with a pic of a dead kid.


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I just blocked that person out of my news feed.

[lungs]

Originally Posted by lungs

Just witnessed a somewhat funny chain of events.

Old high school classmate living in Florida comes back to visit home, rekindles an old flame with a girl that had just left her husband because he cheated.

Classmate goes back to Florida but begins to plan moving back home to be back with his love. Proceeds to have daily posts about how much he loves her and can't wait to move home.

Moves home, and about a month later he's posting today about how she's a no good bitch and cheated on him with a married man.

Always love people airing out their drama on Facebook.

They must be back together. The "I love my girlfriend so much" status updates have resumed.

[PilotMan]

I just don't have the heart to fill him in on the rest of the story.

I just learned that, at least around Chicago, if you look at the moon right now there is a bright spot next to it. That is Jupiter. It's cool to be able to so easily see another planet.

[nol]

This came in response to Obama's gun control proposals last week.

We should ban meth and crack too.

I suppose I should at least give him credit for correctly using "too." It's the little things...

[Suburban Rhythm]

OMG!!! I just got to talk to Dan live on the air on QVC!!!! I am soooooo excited!!!!!!

.

[Dodgerchick]

People who write like this:

hw much tym we hav to kept. micro wave wnt get spoil if we do lyk dis ????

Takes a while to figure out what they wrote.

[EagleFan]

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

People who write like this:



Takes a while to figure out what they wrote.

That gave me a headache... thanks...

[EagleFan]

I love people that have no sense of humor on facebook, or the need to point out the obvious. I have seen that "facebook closed" photo a cople times out there now. My brother had reposted it and some of the comments that he received were anywhere from the humorous to the irritating. The irritating were those who had to point out, and about 90% of those were with almost a snide arrogance, that February Only Had 28 Days!!!! No sh*t, now here's a dollar, please go buy a sense of humor.

[Radii]

I finally got around to getting unbaby me working to a satisfactory level today. Much better!

[cuervo72]

Anyone who thinks that February Facebook joke is funny could probably use that dollar.

[EagleFan]

Originally Posted by cuervo72

Anyone who thinks that February Facebook joke is funny could probably use that dollar.

Here's a dollar for you...

(hint) the only funny part are the idiot overreactions...

[Galaxy]

Originally Posted by PilotMan

I just don't have the heart to fill him in on the rest of the story.

Did anyone else fill him in?

[PilotMan]

Originally Posted by Galaxy

Did anyone else fill him in?

Not that I know of. For some people that kind of knowledge can be damaging. He is one of them.

[Chief Rum]

Originally Posted by PilotMan

Not that I know of. For some people that kind of knowledge can be damaging. He is one of them.

Okay, there must be something obvious and stupid about that FB post or "the rest of the story", but I must have missed it. So, at the risk of being a correctly identified as a moron, what is the rest of the story?

[Neon_Chaos]

Originally Posted by PilotMan

I just don't have the heart to fill him in on the rest of the story.

I dont get it. Is the bright spot an airplane?

[britrock88]

Perhaps it's that Jupiter is visible beyond Chicagoland.

[Autumn]

That the moon is not made of cheese?

[JAG]

Originally Posted by britrock88

Perhaps it's that Jupiter is visible beyond Chicagoland.

I was thinking either that or that Venus is frequently visible to the naked eye.

[Autumn]

Oh, I know. "That's not a moon!" Watch out, Chicago!

[BYU 14]

https://www.facebook.com/ChristopherDornerOfficial

This is a whole facebook page that is beyond pathetic. How the fuck so many twisted, angry losers make this guy a Hero is beyond me. Almost 7000 likes and scores of inane posts worshipping this fool.

He murdered two innocent people ambush style like a coward, and has also now killed two police officers and people on this page are praying for him? Are you fucking kidding me?

[JonInMiddleGA]

Originally Posted by BYU 14

This is a whole facebook page that is beyond pathetic. How the fuck so many twisted, angry losers make this guy a Hero is beyond me. Almost 7000 likes and scores of inane posts worshipping this fool.

He murdered two innocent people ambush style like a coward, and has also now killed two police officers and people on this page are praying for him? Are you fucking kidding me?

Well, depends. Technically I think the adherents of a number of religions would be compelled to pray for him/his soul. That's distinct from, say, praying for his actions to continue.

Then again, a FB page supporting a local cop killer (gunned down two officers in cold blood, killing one & severely wounding the other) sprang up within a matter of hours, based largely on the vague notion that he was "stickin' it to The Man"... so it's not like anything on the 'net is going to surprise me.

[BYU 14]

Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

... so it's not like anything on the 'net is going to surprise me.

Surprised no, disgusting yes. But that's our world, glad I do not share the mindset some folks have.

[Chief Rum]

I sure would like PilotMan to come back into this thread and tell us the rest of the story on the Jupiter-Moon thing.

[PilotMan]

The way he worded it, it seemed that he had never thought he could so easily see other planets at any given time. Never mind that Jupiter is typically the 3rd brightest object in the night sky. It seems that the obvious point would be that it's always there and you don't need the moon to be able to see it. But sadly, there are a number of sad Facebook posters out there who have no concept of that.

Sorry Chief, pretty anti-climatic on that one.

[Izulde]

Really? I didn't know other planets were so easy to see at any given time and I didn't know Jupiter was the third brightest object in the sky.

[JediKooter]

Originally Posted by Izulde

Really? I didn't know other planets were so easy to see at any given time and I didn't know Jupiter was the third brightest object in the sky.

Venus being the one that's probably the most noticeable. Obviously it has to be dark or close to dark to see them though. You can see Venus at various times throughout the year during dusk or dawn, it's that bright.

[Galaxy]

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

Okay, there must be something obvious and stupid about that FB post or "the rest of the story", but I must have missed it. So, at the risk of being a correctly identified as a moron, what is the rest of the story?

Why I asked the question in a tongue-in-check manner. I was a little confused myself.


Also, saw this post today:

"People if your sick please please please stay home we had. two diff dr Apts today and at both coughing people not covering mouths and people with. Masks. Ugg praying we don't catch anything."

[heybrad]

Originally Posted by Galaxy

"People if your sick please please please stay home we had. two diff dr Apts today and at both coughing people not covering mouths and people with. Masks. Ugg praying we don't catch anything."

This is an. Odd sentence. To Read.

[JediKooter]

Almost like they knew there needed to be some kind of punctuation, but, just didn't know what or where to put it.

[albionmoonlight]

Originally Posted by Galaxy

"People if your sick please please please stay home we had. two diff dr Apts today and at both coughing people not covering mouths and people with. Masks. Ugg praying we don't catch anything."

The poster was upset because there were sick people in the waiting room at the doctor's office? How dare they! Don't they know that sick people are supposed to stay home.