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09-21-2012, 10:01 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Where Hip Hop lives
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Haha, they released tips to help people avoid driving into post offices. Awesome. They coulda done something like... "If you see this in front of you..."  "...do not drive forward."
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09-21-2012, 10:40 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cary, NC
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The simpler solution is more strident testing of aging drivers. They have an easier time getting licenses than teenagers.
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09-21-2012, 11:49 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pittsburgh
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This is going on right now in downtown Pittsburgh
Man claiming to have a bomb and a gun takes hostage in Gateway Center suite - Pittsburgh Post-Gazette That alone isn't such a strange story. However, a guy I worked with found out he's got 3 mutual Facebook friends with the guy...and that he's updating statuses during the standoff!
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"Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!" |
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09-21-2012, 12:11 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Big Ten Country
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Pretty weird to see the comments on facebook and know it's happening now.
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09-21-2012, 12:22 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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You would think that would work and would be as simple as that. I never knew that having to park or drive by a post office in Florida caused so much confusion. I mean, is there big neon blinking signs that say "DRIVE THRU" that are too close to the entrances to post offices there?
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09-21-2012, 01:09 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Big Ten Country
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09-24-2012, 08:00 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Mind-reading tail lets you wag when you're happy, just like a dog - latimes.com Meet Shippo, the furry clip-on tail that wags when you're happy or excited and droops in a neutral position when you're calm and meditative. Shippo was created by Neurowear, a company that uses the same technology doctors use to detect seizures and measure brain activity to make products that are more fun and frivilous and play with different ways of expressing our emotions and moods. |
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09-24-2012, 08:25 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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My first thought: "This HAS got to be a Japanese company". Google search of the company.....nailed it.
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09-24-2012, 10:29 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Sep 2004
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They have cat ears that respond to your emotional state as well.
I heard it was hilarious to watch the ears' reactions when people walked into the eroge and hentai section of booths during one of the cons.
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09-24-2012, 10:53 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: CT via PA via CA via PA
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09-24-2012, 11:47 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Sep 2005
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To be fair, the couch is just like Angelina Jolie.
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09-25-2012, 07:05 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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Love it: "It is unclear whether the reference to two cushions meant that the couch was, in fact, a love seat."
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09-27-2012, 04:28 PM
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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The more the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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09-30-2012, 05:11 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Newbury, England
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BBC News - North Sea cod: Is it true there are only 100 left?
Linked solely for the following line: Quote:
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'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports! |
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09-30-2012, 05:21 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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Haha. I like how this was covered in a facetious legal Q&A blog I go to sometimes: 1) Question: The U.S. Postal Service Office down in Central Florida just issued a press release urging me and my Florida neighbors to not drive our cars through post office buildings. Huh? They have drive-through post offices now, but they don't want us to use them? Answer: No, the Postal Service wants you to literally not drive through their buildings. As in, do not crash through the brick, mortar and glass structures that house the Post Offices in Central Florida, as eight other vehicles have already done this year. (U.S.P.S. Press Release, Customers Urged To Drive Carefully at Post Offices) Last edited by molson : 09-30-2012 at 05:22 PM. |
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09-30-2012, 05:21 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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Jesus Christ, everything's illegal now. |
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10-01-2012, 11:44 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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And the loop is complete.
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10-02-2012, 10:14 AM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Prairie du Sac, WI
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Man Eaten by His Own Hogs
I hope for his sake that it was a heart attack that knocked him out before this happened..... |
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10-02-2012, 11:39 AM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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http://www.myspace.com/music/player?sid=42494047&ac=now
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO |
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10-02-2012, 03:36 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Kentucky restaurant shut down after roadkill found in kitchen | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News
Ok, I'll give you a little slack depending on how long you have been here in this country and not knowing if it is ok. However, dragging a dead deer carcass that you found along the road has GOT to make you think (no matter what country you're from) that maybe, just maybe, that's something you don't want your patrons to see while they are eating.
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10-02-2012, 07:23 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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Chinese restaurant. didn't see that coming
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10-03-2012, 08:15 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pittsburgh
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"Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!" |
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10-03-2012, 10:26 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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Red Flower Restaurant - Williamsburg | Urbanspoon
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10-03-2012, 12:31 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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It's fresh! What else can you ask for?
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He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops. Like Steam? Join the FOFC Steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FOFConSteam |
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10-03-2012, 12:36 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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Ya, if it's prepared properly, it's probably not any worse than what you get at Applebees.
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10-03-2012, 04:05 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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"Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na... ME!"
'Batman' charged with obstructing Michigan police - Yahoo! News Quote:
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10-03-2012, 06:50 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Aug 2008
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Michigan State University Professor Strips Naked In Class, Police Arrive To Escort Him To Hospital (PHOTO)
MSU Math prof goes nuts, strips naked, and runs around screaming.
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10-03-2012, 07:00 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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"online, students said he was "eccentric," and that they "could probably have seen this coming." Fantastic. I wonder how they broke the ice in the room after he left. "So um, is the quiz next week cancelled then?" |
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10-04-2012, 11:42 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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everything was fine until then
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10-04-2012, 12:08 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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I guess there really is a line that you have to cross. It just took him awhile to find it.
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10-05-2012, 01:45 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Sep 2005
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They may have been calculating the exact amount he had actually "lost it."
Variables such as continuing to wear socks and the amound of genitalia exposed below his drooping belly (aka the "Peter Griffin" effect) can make the equasions difficult, particularly during an ongoing event. The $1 removed from the walled acted as a turning point, showing once and for all that the it had been lost. |
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10-09-2012, 11:03 AM
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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10-09-2012, 11:31 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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I'd like to enter this as evidence as to why people should have to pass a test to be allowed to have children.
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10-09-2012, 06:42 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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ERROR: The requested URL could not be retrieved
Best part of this story isn't the headline ([i]California won't extradite armed robbery suspect), it's in the details. Long story short: suspect calls sister to pick up her kids after arrest, cops won't let sister have them because she didn't have enough car seats. Couple of hours later, security calls the cops ... the sister had stolen a car seat from a car in the same Kohl's parking lot where her shoplifting sister was arrested. She was arrested for illegally entering a vehicle when she showed up at the S.O. to get her sister's kids.
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10-11-2012, 08:20 AM
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10-11-2012, 10:04 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cary, NC
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The best part is that it took place in "Nicetown".
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10-13-2012, 06:11 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Downriver, MI
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In a new study, scientists at the University of Newcastle tested 74 different sounds to determine which ones humans find most unpleasant. According to the study the most annoying noise is...the sound of a sharp knife on a glass bottle.
What I find MOST interesting about this is that scientists at the University of Newcastle tested 74 different sounds. Shouldn't they be out "scientificating" something else ? |
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10-15-2012, 02:12 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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I've stayed at the Flamingo in Vegas and have seen the random exotic birds in the wildlife habitat there....it never crossed my mind to jump in and decapitate one for kicks. It did for two Cal-Berkley law students though.
Fowl play: Police arrest Cal law students in killing of exotic bird at Flamingo habitat - Las Vegas Sun News I hope the felonies stick and the prosecutors don't plead them down (which they may because these guys probably don't have priors are are "upstanding members of the community"), but either way, at least their legal careers are over before they got started. Last edited by molson : 10-15-2012 at 02:14 PM. |
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10-15-2012, 02:14 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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They said it was 9:30 in the morning so I am now doubting my initial thought that "lots of alcohol was involved". They may just be assholes
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10-15-2012, 02:17 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
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Is it bad that I just want to punch those assholes in the face over and over again...? |
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10-15-2012, 02:18 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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9:30 AM might have still be late night for them there, I'd bet they were under the influence of booze and maybe more. It's like with Mel Gibson though, if THAT'S the place you go when you're really boozed up (anti-Semitic rants, decapitating birds), it ain't just the booze. You have a dark place that booze just helps you find. |
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10-15-2012, 03:12 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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10-16-2012, 06:25 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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Here's the police report from the douchebag frat boy law student Vegas bird decapitators.
http://www.scribd.com/fullscreen/110...g59c1hitqysr1d |
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10-16-2012, 07:16 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Where Hip Hop lives
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Finally! I have my new band name.
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. . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready. |
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10-17-2012, 09:15 PM
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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NY brothers wait years to claim $5M lottery prize - DC Breaking Local News Weather Sports FOX 5 WTTG
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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10-18-2012, 08:24 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: The State of Insanity
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Not a strange NEWS story, but give this german guy credit, he goes the extra mile to sell this bit of humor..
Catch the Ice Dude - YouTube
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10-18-2012, 01:31 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Downriver, MI
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http://www.king5.com/news/Darth-Vade...174773761.html
Man legally changes name to Darth Vader. Another man suspects Vader of messing around with his wife. Man confronts Vader. Man wildly throws a punch at Vader. Vader ducks. Man connects with Vaders wife. |
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10-18-2012, 01:44 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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Apology accepted, Mr Hare
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Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" |
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10-25-2012, 11:49 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Where Hip Hop lives
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There are some headlines you just can't simply fly by without stopping to check them out. This is one of those.
Shark Falls From Sky Onto Golf Course
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. . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready. |
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10-25-2012, 12:01 PM
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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"There is a shark in the way of my shot"
"PLAY THE BALL WHERE IT LIES"
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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