The thread for Strange News Stories

[AlexB]

Listen to man complain to police that his prostitute isn't good looking enough - Mirror Online

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Sweden set to ban bestiality, scrapping legal loophole that made it legal 'if the animal did not suffer' | Mail Online

Germany introduced a ban in December after a sharp rise in cases of bestiality including the launch of several 'erotic zoos' which people could visit to abuse animals ranging from llamas to goats.

[mauchow]

whaaaaaaaaat?

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Look! Laid out on the ground! It's a dead goat... It's a car bumper... IT'S FLORIDA MAN!

Florida man stabs brother over mac and cheese, spilled beer | The Raw Story

[sterlingice]

Originally Posted by Lathum

I really believe you should need a license to breed

Yeah, there's some scary eugenics implications to that. However, one could argue that there would be some significant benefits to society if this were the case.

SI

[sterlingice]

Originally Posted by Galaxy

Angered over bathroom fan request, Syracuse man defecates in roommate's car, police say | syracuse.com

Originally Posted by Galaxy

Forgot to add my thought...my favorite part of this story is the age of these men.

Agreed. That was what jumped out at me when I read the story.

Well, that an how shitty the one guy was

SI

[EagleFan]

FBI: Passenger claims he poisoned NJ-bound flight | General Headlines | Comcast

Not sure where this stands now, could easily earn it's own thread if true.

[EagleFan]

Obama with toy gun: Should he be expelled?

Okay, that's just asinine if people are actually bitching about this.

[EagleFan]

3 charged in Ohio with enslaving mother and daughter

Wasn't that guy who had the girls caged up also in or around Cleveland? Something in the water?

[Lathum]

FL couple finds hornets' nest the size of a VW Beetle - FOX19.com-Cincinnati News, Weather & Sports

[Chief Rum]

Originally Posted by Lathum

FL couple finds hornets' nest the size of a VW Beetle - FOX19.com-Cincinnati News, Weather & Sports

Even the wildlife in FL is weird.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Man masturbates, barks like dog as historic club burns | Motor City Muckraker |

[Galaxy]

Police ID 2 men cited in bloody fight at LeSean McCoy's charity softball game in Lancaster - News - LancasterOnline.com

[Draft Dodger]

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

Man masturbates, barks like dog as historic club burns | Motor City Muckraker |

I understand that masturbation by arsonists is not all that uncommon, but the barking is definitely a new wrinkle to me

[Dutch]

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

I understand that masturbation by arsonists is not all that uncommon

How does one...come to understand that?

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Originally Posted by Mike D

How does one...come to understand that?

You need a hose to put out a fire. Duh.

It's good to see an average citizen helping ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.

[Draft Dodger]

Originally Posted by Mike D

How does one...come to understand that?

happily, not in the way you are thinking. Firefighter told me about it.

[Galaxy]

Yikes! Ohio man rips off own penis while high on drugs | www.daytondailynews.com

[sterlingice]

Needs to be a part of every "don't do drugs" ad campaign going forward.

SI

[JPhillips]

This is your penis.

This is your penis on drugs.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

25 bike cops catch pair having sex in park

"There they are, on the first base line. There's a bench, she is bent over the bench and our friend is behind her with his pants down to his ankle," Chitwood said, "banging away."

Iit was 92 degrees and 4 o'clock in the afternoon

[Draft Dodger]

to be fair, she looks pretty damn irresistable

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

to be fair, she looks pretty damn irresistable

You know how when a severe alcoholic has that alcohol smell that seems to seep through their pours?

I bet she has that, but from cheesesteaks.

[Mota]

I think they Photoshopped out her chin. I can't see it.

[cartman]

‘Happy endings’ not illegal in Guangdong - CHINA - Globaltimes.cn

[Lathum]

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

25 bike cops catch pair having sex in park

I really wish I didn't click on the link and see that picture

[Suicane75]

It only took a couple of posts to prove there are worse things you can do to your penis than cut it off.

[Chief Rum]

Originally Posted by Lathum

I really wish I didn't click on the link and see that picture

I wish I had seen your post before I clicked on the link.

[molson]

I clicked on the link and I don't regret it.

[tucker rocky]

http://www.nbc15.com/news/headlines/...213485841.html

[bulletsponge]

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

25 bike cops catch pair having sex in park

[SirFozzie]

Report: Naked woman distracts man as her accomplice robs his house - CNN.com

If a naked woman asks to swim in your pool, you might be robbed.

[cuervo72]

Most disappointing film footage ever.

[cartman]

This is the stuff of nightmares.

Israeli man's penis bitten by a snake as he went to the toilet to relieve himself | Mail Online

[cartman]

Chihuahua gives away owner after burglary at San Antonio restaurant | News - Home

[cartman]

When I saw the headline, I was hoping it was Pumpy and his wife.

Couple gives stranded Dave Matthews a ride to Hershey concert | www.wpxi.com

[mckerney]

Beer drinking king dies in competition tragedy - The Local

Rules of the competitive booze-up are straightforward. Contestants have to down as many litre-glasses of beer as they can in 20 minutes.

...

"When he arrived in the emergency unit, his vitals signs were very weak," said workers at the local hospital he was taken to.

He died shortly afterwards.

Local mayor José Manuel Gracia told Hoy newspaper the cause of the beer drinking king's death was not yet clear.

I hope they find the cause of this unexpected and unexplained death.

[Draft Dodger]

yeah, 16 beers in 20 minutes. I wonder what happened to the guy

[Draft Dodger]

CmfThirdPartyHeader - SFGate

so many amazing details in this story

[sterlingice]

That story is full of "win"

SI

[Draft Dodger]

Originally Posted by sterlingice

That story is full of "win"

SI

yeah, amazing that getting sprayed with bear repellent by a shirtless neighbor was, perhaps, not even top 5 in the crazy category

[sterlingice]

Teaser

Originally Posted by story

The two had met in a hacky-sack circle in early February and announced plans to marry just two weeks later, Streets said. But the relationship quickly turned tumultuous, Streets said, and the pair broke up on March 25.

SI

[MizzouRah]

Originally Posted by sterlingice

That story is full of "win"

SI

WFT?

Hall took his few possessions and moved out of his fiancée’s home and into a tree at Mclaren Park. But as Hall climbed the tree and attempted to sleep that first night, he became cold and returned home, Streets said.

[Passacaglia]

Yeah, seriously -- I thought the weather in SF was always nice and mild, never too cold.

[molson]

This is one of the more colorful, descriptive, and unnecessarily long appellate opinions I've ever read.

http://media.ca1.uscourts.gov/pdf.op...-1842P-01A.pdf

"Christina Mason, arrived to clean the restroom after receiving a call requesting that it be cleaned. She smelled feces from the hallway, and when she opened the door she could not enter the restroom because feces were on the floor where one would need to step to get inside. The restroom was unusable because it was so soiled. She saw that seventy-five percent of the floor was covered in feces, in chunks. She also saw feces smeared in spots on several walls in different areas. In fact, some of the feces were smeared more than two feet up on the walls. Feces were smeared on the paper towel and toilet paper dispensers, on the toilet paper itself, and on part of the toilet seat and the left side of the toilet bowl. There was also urine in the toilet, which had not been flushed; no feces were inside the liquid in the bowl. Mason testified that the feces were not only all over the bathroom but were "smear[ed] in spots," and not splattered. Strong's plaid blue boxers, which were covered in feces, were found by Mason draped over the wastebasket where Strong admits he placed them because they were "destroyed." The state of the bathroom was so bad that Mason, who had fourteen years' experience at the courthouse and training in cleaning up bodily substances, was initially at a loss for how to clean the restroom. She devised a plan and first used paper towels and disinfectant to remove the feces from the floor. She then cleaned the restroom three times with a bleach and water solution, and discarded the soiled underpants, the potentially soiled rug that had been outside the restroom, and the clothes she had been wearing using a biohazard bag."

"Upon using the word "smears" in her testimony, Mason, the cleaning supervisor, was asked to specify what she meant. She answered, "When I say smear, I mean, well, like a smear, but not necessarily like finger smears but just chunks -- chunks and smears, pretty much, kind of like chunky peanut butter." When asked about the pattern in which the feces were deposited, she answered, "Well, it wasn't splattered, it was smeared, that is for sure. It was -- it was smeared, and it was very chunky. But it wasn't splattered, meaning liquid. It didn't depict liquid. It may have been at one time, I don't know, but it was more smeared and kind of chunked on there than a liquid splatter."

[sterlingice]

Because someone has to say it: "What a shitty decision"

SI

[Autumn]

It's almost lunch time you bastard.

[JPhillips]

Gang of Feral Cats Attacks Woman, Dog in France

http://news.discovery.com/animals/pe...ack-130727.htm

[cartman]

I'm gonna need a Flere diagram for this one.

The Secret Alleged Sex Scandal Behind The Mysterious Arrest Of A Utah Sheriff’s Deputy | TPMDC

[Alan T]

Russian Man arrested for stealing the entire road!