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[sterlingice]

Originally Posted by Ben E Lou

My daughter's student number, unique within our county school system, is higher than 7.5 BILLION. Do WHUT???

You're not just a number to us, you're a really big number!

SI

[cartman]

just venturing a guess, it is probably a composite key that is a combo of several other numbers/fiels

[JonInMiddleGA]

Originally Posted by cartman

just venturing a guess, it is probably a composite key that is a combo of several other numbers/fiels

I see the same sort of thing with invoices from TV stations all the time.

[stevew]

Originally Posted by cartman

Speaking of Pizza Hut, I really miss the Priazzos from the 80s. Lost count of how many of the Priazzo Milanos I put away.

Yeah, RIP Priazzo

[NobodyHere]

Coca-Cola brings Surge back from the dead- MSN Money

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrge!

[stevew]

Next step Josta

[larrymcg421]

Damnit! I loved Surge, but I'm trying to kick my soda habit.

[thesloppy]

HAVE YOU SCANNED YOUR CLUB CARD??

[Logan]

In about an hour, I'll be walking away from the only job I've had since graduating college in 2005. After 9.25 years of federal service in the banking industry, I'll be moving into the private sector beginning on Monday. This place has been good to me, with the couple of internal stops along the way, but it's time for a change.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Originally Posted by Logan

In about an hour, I'll be walking away from the only job I've had since graduating college in 2005. After 9.25 years of federal service in the banking industry, I'll be moving into the private sector beginning on Monday. This place has been good to me, with the couple of internal stops along the way, but it's time for a change.

Good luck!

[Lathum]

Originally Posted by Logan

In about an hour, I'll be walking away from the only job I've had since graduating college in 2005. After 9.25 years of federal service in the banking industry, I'll be moving into the private sector beginning on Monday. This place has been good to me, with the couple of internal stops along the way, but it's time for a change.

God luck.

If you are anything like my broter and sister in law and work in banking you will have a very lucrative future ahead of you.

[JonInMiddleGA]

You know how a little knowledge can be a dangerous thing?

I just used a microscopic bit of knowledge to pull an almost absurd guess out of my ass ... and solved a computer (email) problem that had plagued an associate for weeks. I'm in shock that it worked, apparently I'm accidentally awesome today.

[terpkristin]

Good luck, Logan!

/tk

[Logan]

Thanks all.

[ColtCrazy]

Originally Posted by NobodyHere

Coca-Cola brings Surge back from the dead- MSN Money

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrge!

I remember when Surge came out. I was SGA President at college and we were asked to pass it out for free at a basketball game. Well, we had a ton of it left over so I drank several of them that night (at the game and during my late night paper writing/test cramming sessions). It was the only time I've had so much caffeine that I thought my heart would just explode.

[RainMaker]

Originally Posted by Izulde

For cheap, slutty tasting pizza, Little Caesar's $5 Hot n Ready is the way to go IMO.

I love Little Caesars. Feel guilt as hell living in Chicago and getting it once in awhile. I think it's a nostalgia thing for me. Had it a lot in college and $5 for a whole pizza with no wait is a great deal.

[NobodyHere]

Originally Posted by RainMaker

I love Little Caesars. Feel guilt as hell living in Chicago and getting it once in awhile. I think it's a nostalgia thing for me. Had it a lot in college and $5 for a whole pizza with no wait is a great deal.

I like the lunch combo myself, which is half a deep dish order and a 20 oz soda.

[ColtCrazy]

There's a Little Caesars on the way to a friend's house. It's a good stop before a night of gaming. Cheap eats and frankly it's not much different from any other pizza joints.

[JonInMiddleGA]

Saturday mornings with a specific wake up time suck.
Saturday mornings with a specific wake up time that's early suck harder.

[sabotai]

I wonder what the toilet would look like if we pooped out the front instead of the back...

[molson]

I was randomly wondering if the adults I remember from Sesame Street in the early 80s were still on the show. They are! Well, the important ones are - Bob, Gordon, Luis, Maria. Bob's been on that show for 45 years. Sesame Street must definitely have some economic issues with that aging population.

[Radii]

Originally Posted by sabotai

I wonder what the toilet would look like if we pooped out the front instead of the back...

They'd look the same, we'd just all use them like Butters is all.

[NobodyHere]

In Britain, saying you're "pissed" means you're drunk

[sabotai]

Originally Posted by NobodyHere

In Britain, saying you're "pissed" means you're drunk

In Britain, it's really impolite to ask a woman if her fanny hurts after a long bike ride.

[mckerney]

Originally Posted by sabotai

I wonder what the toilet would look like if we pooped out the front instead of the back...

What would urinals look like if our penis was on our butt? Or would they not let us have urinals?

[Suicane75]

What are you guys drinking?

[mckerney]

Cuvée Des Jacobins Rouge

[NobodyHere]

Cheap boxed wine.

The cheapest way to get drunk.

[Suicane75]

That's got much too long a name for a beer.

[Suicane75]

Originally Posted by NobodyHere

Cheap boxed wine.

The cheapest way to get drunk.

Now we're talking with gas.

[Blackadar]

Booking my vacation for next year:

Flights to Las Vegas - FREE (US Air points)
Stays in St. George, Moab and Las Vegas at Marriott hotels - FREE (Marriott points)
Rental Car for over a week and hotel stays in Kenab and Torrey - $700

An opportunity to visit 6 national parks in a week with my wife and my teenage son - PRICELESS!!!

[CU Tiger]

Moab is AWESOME.
I'm an avid offroader though so maybe I am biased. But Ive made 5 trips to Moab, UT.

Amazing sights and for a wheeler its like a pilgrimage to Mecca.

[cartman]

That creepy German kid in the Toaster Strudel commercial really freaks me out.

[Suicane75]

Suddenly that Shakira & Rhianna video from earlier this year seems downright classy.

[RainMaker]

I lost in fantasy by .1. Today they apparently updated a stat (gave the Bills defense a sack) and I won by .9. It was a pleasant surprise since I've lost on stat corrections twice in the last three years.

[ColtCrazy]

Every year the cafeteria at school gets one of those got milk type posters to put up featuring an athlete. This year it was Ray Rice. I suggested that it might be wise to take that one down.

[Suburban Rhythm]

Sad day at work. IT upgrades across the board means both the operationsports site and osatwork sites are blocked.

I suppose I couldn't become more productive but that seems like a horrible choice.

[korme]

I get an odd sense of satisfaction when famous people reply to me on Twitter, followed by an immediate feeling of remorse because I'm usually being snarky (which triggered the response)

Either way, the list includes: Michelle Beadle, Zach Lowe, SVP, the Reds, JJ Hoover, Tas Melas, and a couple of local broacasters.

[korme]

Originally Posted by Suburban Rhythm

Sad day at work. IT upgrades across the board means both the operationsports site and osatwork sites are blocked.

I suppose I couldn't become more productive but that seems like a horrible choice.

You're going to need to find a way to fix this.

[cuervo72]

Originally Posted by korme

You're going to need to find a way to fix this.

Is sportsdigs blocked?

[Draft Dodger]

Originally Posted by korme

I get an odd sense of satisfaction when famous people reply to me on Twitter, followed by an immediate feeling of remorse because I'm usually being snarky (which triggered the response)

Either way, the list includes: Michelle Beadle, Zach Lowe, SVP, the Reds, JJ Hoover, Tas Melas, and a couple of local broacasters.

other than the Reds, I don't know a single name on this list

[PilotMan]

Originally Posted by cuervo72

Is sportsdigs blocked?

2 weeks ago. {sad trombone}

[ColtCrazy]

Originally Posted by korme

I get an odd sense of satisfaction when famous people reply to me on Twitter, followed by an immediate feeling of remorse because I'm usually being snarky (which triggered the response)

Either way, the list includes: Michelle Beadle, Zach Lowe, SVP, the Reds, JJ Hoover, Tas Melas, and a couple of local broacasters.

Robert Mathis replied to me once, we were both slamming the media. The others have all been snarky fights between me and various Indy Star columnists.

[stevew]

Infamous Youngstown Congressman and convicted felon James Traficant died today after a farming accident. I'm guessing an angel got it's tinfoil hat

[heybrad]

I took my family to a Nationals game yesterday. For the amount I paid for a couple of ice creams that are in the helmets, I could have gone outside of the stadium and bought a real batting helmet and filled it with ice cream at a much cheaper price.

[Lathum]

Sometimes I'll look at random strangers and wonder how long it has been since they have had sex.

[ColtCrazy]

Well, just found out my city ranks 8th in Indiana on crime. But we are just 92nd in population. Yikes. Might be time to move.

[stevew]

Originally Posted by Lathum

Sometimes I'll look at random strangers and wonder how long it has been since they have had sex.

This. All the time.

[stevew]

Originally Posted by korme

I get an odd sense of satisfaction when famous people reply to me on Twitter, followed by an immediate feeling of remorse because I'm usually being snarky (which triggered the response)

Either way, the list includes: Michelle Beadle, Zach Lowe, SVP, the Reds, JJ Hoover, Tas Melas, and a couple of local broacasters.

Paul Scheer

[stevew]

We need to find and kill those responsible for letting the Brown Marmolated Stink Bug into this country. These asshole bugs have way more impact on my d2d life than Isis could ever dream about.