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08-12-2013, 08:38 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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What the hell do you do with slabs of stolen road?
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08-12-2013, 12:31 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Dayton, OH
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Wonder how many people are getting fired on this one:
Horseshoe Casino Cincinnati: Kevin Lewis wins $1 million twice at Horseshoe Casino Cincinnati
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08-12-2013, 12:38 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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They did the right thing in the end though. I think I'd do myself in if I experienced a letdown like that.
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08-12-2013, 12:52 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Big Ten Country
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Weird that they are both in their 50s and engaged.
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08-12-2013, 05:24 PM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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I was entered in that contest, sucks they didn't screw up in my favor.
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08-12-2013, 05:44 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2003
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"Both men say its the biggest jackpot they have ever received"
Ya think? Are there people standing on the corners in Cincy handing out winning lottery tickets on a regular basis or something? |
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08-14-2013, 10:31 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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08-19-2013, 11:27 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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To complement the above story!
Wesley Warren Jr., 'The Man With The 132-Lb. Scrotum,' Blames Healthcare System Quote:
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09-05-2013, 03:39 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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09-06-2013, 09:40 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Northern Suburbs of ATL
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09-06-2013, 09:41 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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There's a reason FARK has a Florida tag and "Florida Man" is a valid meme
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Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" |
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09-06-2013, 10:03 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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Shouldn't this really be Florida lawyer?
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09-06-2013, 10:43 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Northern Suburbs of ATL
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If you like dark humor and the whole distorted Florida scene, you should read Tim Dorsey...his stories are disturbing, because his main character is a serial killer...but funny. Last edited by Breeze : 09-06-2013 at 10:44 AM. |
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09-08-2013, 12:39 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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Man convinces woman her vagina is haunted and tries to rid ghosts with his penis - Akron Paranormal | Examiner.com
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09-08-2013, 09:49 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Troy, Mo
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lmao.. seriously.. lmao...
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09-08-2013, 10:03 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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This story has other interesting tidbits, too
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09-09-2013, 04:36 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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Men dressed as Batman, Capt. America rescue cat - Yahoo! News
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09-09-2013, 04:48 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cary, NC
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There were pictures on Good Morning America this morning...
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09-09-2013, 05:16 PM
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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Diahbeetus is a horrible disease. 
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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09-10-2013, 02:06 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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BBC News - Teen exorcists: The girls who expel demons on stage
In which it is revealed that demons have legal rights and Harry Potter spells are real. Seriously though, these chicks would make a great TV series if fictionalized.
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09-11-2013, 02:49 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Dec 2003
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http://cw.ua.edu/2013/09/11/the-fina...-still-exists/
Why does this stuff always seem to happen in the south? |
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09-13-2013, 11:51 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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I don't think this is necessarily strange, but it's kindof a neat footnote in human history:
Voyager 1 has entered interstellar space at last, NASA says - NBC News.com SI
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09-13-2013, 12:30 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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I think someone has commented (either a comedian, or xkcd, or something) that it seems like Voyager has left our solar system about a half dozen times now.
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09-13-2013, 01:48 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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Ok, this did seem somewhat familiar. Any idea as to why?
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Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" |
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09-13-2013, 08:50 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Raleigh, NC
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I think they kept debating whether it had or hadn't for a while. Every time they thought it had, they'd get some new info back from the probe that seemed to say differently. All they've got are theories about what the boundary is supposed to be like, so I guess the variances are consistent with the notion that it's not really a hard boundary but more a gradual fading of the heliosphere.
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09-26-2013, 07:40 PM
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09-30-2013, 09:31 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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You have to apply Occam's Razor to this one...quite simply, it's because it is the south. 
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10-01-2013, 09:52 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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10-17-2013, 11:47 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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Hollywood director Michael Bay was attacked by a man wielding an air conditioning unit.
That is all.
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10-18-2013, 12:16 AM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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10-21-2013, 10:58 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Utah
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"forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future" |
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10-21-2013, 12:08 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Investigators have said they believe the allegations to be true but that there are even more 'unusual parts of the case' that will come out in the near future
I bet. |
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10-30-2013, 01:22 PM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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Woman to hand out 'obese letters' to overweight children on Halloween | Fox News
don't know if I want to applaud this lady or punch her in the face |
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10-30-2013, 04:15 PM
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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11-11-2013, 02:30 PM
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Herndon, VA
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I dont know much about art, but I know it when I see it:
Naked artist nails himself to Red Square in protest A performance artist has been detained in Moscow after stripping naked and nailing his scrotum to the cobblestones of Red Square in a protest. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24896784 |
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11-16-2013, 02:16 AM
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11-16-2013, 08:41 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2005
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I'm not sure what's more distributing...the mascot or the picture of a little girl standing next to it smiling. Last edited by Galaxy : 11-16-2013 at 09:02 PM. |
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11-17-2013, 05:40 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers |
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11-18-2013, 12:39 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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Detroit: Where real estate is cheap enough that you can buy the house next to your ex just to flip her the bird
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11-20-2013, 08:21 PM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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11-20-2013, 09:15 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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not sure this passes the...
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11-20-2013, 09:20 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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This is a satire site, so, fake news story.
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12-29-2013, 01:02 AM
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12-29-2013, 02:45 AM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Amarillo, TX
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Man, hard to believe that woman hasn't learned to cope better with rejection by now. |
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01-08-2014, 01:31 PM
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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Uh... what?!
UPDATE: Oklahoman given 'atomic wedgie' died from suffocation, trauma to head | News OK
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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01-09-2014, 03:09 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers |
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01-10-2014, 01:50 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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01-14-2014, 11:18 PM
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01-17-2014, 11:41 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pittsburgh
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"Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!" Last edited by Suburban Rhythm : 01-17-2014 at 11:42 AM. |
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01-17-2014, 11:56 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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Sadly, I knew it would be the cheese guy before I clicked through.
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