Maximum Football??? - Page 28

miked · 02-24-2006, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jbmagic

More from Vulcan=Maximus

I hope you are joking...

SunDevil · 02-24-2006, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dutch

By my count, this thread has survived a record 13 threadkills. It's simply immune to bad posts.

Wait, how many times did Jbmagic post in this thread again?

cartman · 02-24-2006, 03:22 PM

I think that QuikSand is really, are you ready for this, MC Hawking!

Here is a link to his discography, with some MP3 samples:

hxxp://www.mchawking.com/multimedia.php?page_function=discography

edit: changed to hxxp due to some questionable content

jbmagic · 02-24-2006, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by miked

I hope you are joking...

no joking.

he use to be Vulcan in here.

i guess you miss Skydog post that found out he is alive.

rkmsuf · 02-24-2006, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jbmagic

no joking.

he use to be Vulcan in here.

i guess you miss Skydog post that found out he is alive.

Dean Houston?

jbmagic · 02-24-2006, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Dean Houston?

Dean Houston=Hell Atlantic

rkmsuf · 02-24-2006, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jbmagic

Dean Houston=Hell Atlantic

Oh, silly me.

KWhit · 02-24-2006, 03:43 PM

The thread just got even better thanks to jbmagic.

ice4277 · 02-24-2006, 03:45 PM

I declare a new Golden Era at FOFC.

Antmeister · 02-24-2006, 04:03 PM

Why is there some reason for me to believe that HellAtlantic has been playing all of us with his jbmagic persona. I don't think jbmagic is real anymore. HellAltantic pulled him off too well at the other board. Conspiracy anyone?

rkmsuf · 02-24-2006, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antmeister71

Why is there some reason for me to believe that HellAtlantic has been playing all of us with his jbmagic persona. I don't think jbmagic is real anymore. HellAltantic pulled him off too well at the other board. Conspiracy anyone?

Oooh, now we are getting somewhere but no way HA visits that many boards across the planet.

Celeval · 02-24-2006, 04:14 PM

The trouble with Maximum ball -
Customizations, some off the wall.
Teleportion and beer,
While nothing to fear,
Won't sell many copies at all

As the thread spirals out of control
Dean Houston appears, to drum roll.
Will the game ever show?
Does anyone know?
No answer - but plenty of trolls.

It's difficult, maintaining poise
To find any signal in noise
Just sit back and relax
Until Football Max
Comes up with a thread: Alright, boyz...

Celeval · 02-24-2006, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

i didn't know QS had this verbal assassin in him. i like it. i vote we force him to post in limmerick's all the time.

QuikSand (some call him Deep Blue)
Is the limerick master, it's true
He just can't be beat
So I'll take a seat
While QS gets his rightful due

QuikSand · 02-24-2006, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shkspr

Can I go old school?

Sweet sonnet. Should have expected nothing less.

Dutch · 02-24-2006, 04:55 PM

Super Nintendo Sega Genesis
When I was flat broke I couldn't picture this
birthdays was the worst days
now I sip champagne when I'm thristay

JPhillips · 02-24-2006, 05:20 PM

There once was a man named Winters
Whose delays were longer than Pinter's
The game may look bleak
But it's coming this week
If the box isn't held at the printer's

KWhit · 02-24-2006, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPhillips

There once was a man named Winters
Whose delays were longer than Pinter's
The game may look bleak
But it's coming this week
If the box isn't held at the printer's

Nice Pinter reference.

Buccaneer · 02-24-2006, 05:40 PM

Oh great, the limericks have started up again.
An even worse FOFC fad than posting song and rap lyrics.

But it probably still beats M-F, in whatever form it takes.

dawgfan · 02-24-2006, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buccaneer

Oh great, the limericks have started up again.
An even worse FOFC fad than posting song and rap lyrics.

But it probably still beats M-F, in whatever form it takes.

There once was a curmudgeon named Bucc,
Who thought everything new really sucked,
He railed at the state
Of the board at this date
Exclaiming "Goddam this is fucked!"

John Galt · 02-24-2006, 05:52 PM

Buccaneer is older than time
He thinks poetry is a crime
Bitter and cranky
A mean tired Yankee
He's so old he forgot how to rhyme

Eaglesfan27 · 02-24-2006, 05:55 PM

More comedic material from the matrix boards:

Matrix is at fault for no release!

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Matrix is at fault for no release! - 2/24/2006 10:45:13 PM

Blitzberger
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Posts: 6
Joined: 1/21/2006
Status: online

I am trying to wait patiently for this game, but I am about to give up.. Have any of you caught some of the previous threads?

It is not David's fault for this game not being out right now. It is Matrix's fault. David's install loader from reading previous threads worked. Matrix insisted that David used their way of the installer.

I know David and all the Beta testers are trying to get this game out..

My personal oppinion is that this game was above what Matrix could handle, not David's fault at all.

And for a certain of couple of posters who think they know everything about this game without playing and without being a beta tester.. I have also followed this game for a long time. Just because someone does not post often, does not mean they do not follow the progess of this game.. Nobody really cares that you have had email communication with David..

Another thing, if someone post a question for Matrix or David, let them answer first without you (know who you are) post answers to a game that you have never played yet.

Matrix please get this game out for us football fans. We simply have waited long enough since this title was brought to Matrix.!!!!!!

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astrosfan64 · 02-24-2006, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by druez

First of all I would like to thank Winter Valley Software for making this possible. I owe Mr and Mrs Winter some heartfelt thanks in making the impossible, possible again. I never expected to grace these esteemed message boards again.

The true dark jedi has lifted my ban so I may enjoy in the funt that is this thread. I thank you sir! I hope for one day we can get along and discuss the travisty that is Max Football.

A brief Ode to the Winter's.

Mr and Mrs Winter oh how I luv thee
You've made my dream of coming back
a reality.

Winter is coming
Winter is near
Winter has come and gone
for over five years

Yet still no game
it is the same.

In a game of ultimited options
I can't run the option?
How can this be?
This must be a trick say it can't be!?

Chuck Norris and Jesus too!
Is there anything this game can't do?
Teleport here and Teleport there.
But, can I make the cheerleaders
have no underwear?

I'll cut this ode short and say no more
does anyone believe the Winters anymore?

This did start it all. You can forget the ode...

Buccaneer · 02-24-2006, 06:07 PM

Fell for it, didn't I.

DaddyTorgo · 02-24-2006, 06:32 PM

LOL.

so now it's "maybe monday."

Dutch · 02-24-2006, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Galt

Buccaneer is older than time
He thinks poetry is a crime
Bitter and cranky
A mean tired Yankee
He's so old he forgot how to rhyme

I never realized what kind of enjoyment you could get from a limerick. That's awesome. (oh and dawgfans too)

aran · 02-24-2006, 06:45 PM

When walking through a Wintervale
I happened 'pon a note
'Twas from "noble" Davey Dave
And on it i saw wrote:
"Dear foolish fans of FOF
I truly am full stunned--
your jests, your jabs, your jokes bereft--
my game has truly won!"
David Winters, that old chap
codes a football sim
without the commun'ty's full support
he's completely dim.

Senator · 02-24-2006, 06:46 PM

It is just a matter of time before this turns into Andrew Dice Clay - Hickory Dickory Dock.

jbmagic · 02-24-2006, 06:52 PM

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Maximum Football

Maximum Football who?

Maximum Football the ghost of football sims that will never exist.

Buccaneer · 02-24-2006, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dutch

I never realized what kind of enjoyment you could get from a limerick. That's awesome. (oh and dawgfans too)

I think JG's was better, though. Dawg kinda lost it at the end even though JG thought I was trying to rhyme. It was more of a Friday afternoon crank.

I wonder what's next, Office or Star Wars quotes?

Buccaneer · 02-24-2006, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jbmagic

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Maximum Football

Maximum Football who?

Maximum Football the ghost of football sims that will never exist.

And there we have it. The greatest post in this thread yet.

Eaglesfan27 · 02-24-2006, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buccaneer

And there we have it. The greatest post in this thread yet.

With almost perfect grammar and punctuation!

dawgfan · 02-24-2006, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buccaneer

I think JG's was better, though. Dawg kinda lost it at the end even though JG thought I was trying to rhyme. It was more of a Friday afternoon crank.

OK, so the last line was maybe a little out of character for you - chalk it up to poetic license.

Cap Ologist · 02-24-2006, 08:12 PM

Yet another great post by the Baboon guy:

RE: Max Football League - 2/24/2006 5:15:03 PM
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BaboonHeart
Matrix Recruit

Posts: 14
Joined: 2/23/2006
Status: online

I would like to be in a league also, but I am not sure I can get a ride to all the games, because my mom works weird hours, and besides she doesnt know anyone here, so I can see her making some big deal out this for nothing. But, it would be fun and stuff to play.

Bonegavel · 02-24-2006, 10:07 PM

So what have we learned in this thread?

Quik is a rhymin' foo
Vulcan-Maximus did not die in a horrible accident in Chicago and is a dick for pulling that off
Vulcan-Maximus did die in a horrible crash and somebody is being horribly offensive
Skydog has been cavorting with the banned
Bubba Wheels wields the power to delete one of the biggest threads in FOFC history
Bubba Wheels still thinks MF will be a good game
Don't let your wife post in your defense when you are acting like a jackass
Some folks don't understand the meaning of deadline

anything else?

DaddyTorgo · 02-24-2006, 10:17 PM

hey Bubba...will you please delete this thread? I want to see the massive uproar when people lose dozens and dozens of posts!

KWhit · 02-24-2006, 10:19 PM

I would lose 56 posts myself.

Make that 57... And counting.

digamma · 02-24-2006, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digamma

I think that board may be the closest thing we see to the FOFC purgatory board we all desire.

It appears I was prophetic way back on page one.

Toddzilla · 02-24-2006, 10:47 PM

Benny Hill

AZSpeechCoach · 02-24-2006, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bonegavel

So what have we learned in this thread?

Quik is a rhymin' foo
Vulcan-Maximus did not die in a horrible accident in Chicago and is a dick for pulling that off
Vulcan-Maximus did die in a horrible crash and somebody is being horribly offensive
Skydog has been cavorting with the banned
Bubba Wheels wields the power to delete one of the biggest threads in FOFC history
Bubba Wheels still thinks MF will be a good game
Don't let your wife post in your defense when you are acting like a jackass
Some folks don't understand the meaning of deadline

anything else?

That Maximum Football is going to kick FOF's ass?

That the CFL is the only "real" football?

That Star Trek teleporters are the next wave in defense?

Dutch · 02-24-2006, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

hey Bubba...will you please delete this thread? I want to see the massive uproar when people lose dozens and dozens of posts!

We won't have to be worry about Daddy Torgo anymore...

FrogMan · 02-24-2006, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

I would lose 56 posts myself.

Make that 57... And counting.

some people would lose more than that...

Who Posted? Total Posts: 1,390
User Name	Posts
SkyDog	76
Bee	75
sovereignstar	59
KWhit	57
QuikSand	42
cartman	41
cthomer5000	39
JeeberD	37
Dutch	36
rkmsuf	34
Toddzilla	29
SFL Cat	29
Bonegavel	27
MizzouRah	24
Eaglesfan27	23
sabotai	23
DaddyTorgo	22
stevew	20
albionmoonlight	20
st.cronin	20
bbor	19
wade moore	19
gstelmack	18
Bubba Wheels	18
CraigSca	18
Pumpy Tudors	18
Hell Atlantic	18
Antmeister71	17
Apathetic Lurker	16
digamma	16
Buccaneer	15
astrosfan64	15
Butter_of_69	15
ice4277	15
JPhillips	15
dawgfan	13
John Galt	13
Coffee Warlord	12
yabanci	12
FrogMan	12
Izulde	10
ardent enthusiast	10
jbmagic	10
TroyF	9
biological warrior	9
Solecismic	9
JonInMiddleGA	8
SirFozzie	8
Rizon	8
duckman	8
VPI97	8
ahbrady	8
dervack	7
Tasan	7
Oilers9911	7
Desmond	7
Passacaglia	6
Tigercat	6
Wolfpack	6
MrBigglesworth	6
A-Husker-4-Life	5
kcchief19	5
miked	5
Neuqua	5
Icy	5
Ragone	5
GrantDawg	4
thrym	4
Buzzbee	4
IwasHere	4
Surtt	4
tucker rocky	4
Sweed	4
Deattribution	4
Groundhog	4
JeffR	4
moriarty	4
MalcPow	4
FBPro	3
vtbub	3
Cap Ologist	3
AZSpeechCoach	3
Huckleberry	3
perezsuarez	3
Coder	3
druez	3
Thornbird	3
Arctus	3
Senator	3
Hurst2112	3
Celeval	3
DeftRevisited	3
SlapBone	3
LastWhiteSoxFanStanding	3
MikeVic	3
lynchjm24	2
aran	2
Riggins44	2
Gary Gorski	2
larrymcg421	2
MattJones4Heisman	2
hoosierdude	2
fantastic flying froggies	2
Chubby	2
bryce	2
Noble_Platypus	2
Galaril	2
BigJimSlade	2
Zippo	1
kentontrace	1
ScottVib	1
tarcone	1
theclassic	1
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JAG	1
Glengoyne	1
BradS	1
Johnny93g	1
SunDevil	1
Klinglerware	1
Honolulu_Blue	1
Godzilla Blitz	1
watravaler	1
Shkspr	1
johneh	1
Crapshoot	1
Samdari	1
Emiliano	1
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cartman · 02-25-2006, 12:15 AM

Damn it! I'm always a step behind QuikSand.

Hey, wait a minute...

hoosierdude · 02-25-2006, 12:22 AM

Man, talk about spammers in threads. Something needs to be done about it. AFTER I get caught up first, though, right?

Almost 1500 posts. UNbelievable.

Poli · 02-25-2006, 12:31 AM

I could stand to lose 11 posts.

cartman · 02-25-2006, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ardent enthusiast

I could stand to lose 11 posts.

PEOPLE CANNOT LOSE POSTS!!!!111!!

biological warrior · 02-25-2006, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bonegavel

So what have we learned in this thread?

Bubba Wheels wields the power to delete one of the biggest threads in FOFC history

anything else?

Im still mad about the Thread Killer thread (2002-03 edition) which was deleted causeing me 200 odd posts.

cartman · 02-25-2006, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biological warrior

Im still mad about the Thread Killer thread (2002-03 edition) which was deleted causeing me 200 odd posts.

Dude,

Diversification.

That is all.

cartman · 02-25-2006, 12:44 AM

Dola,

I can't believe I have more posts than JeeberD in this thread!

Antmeister · 02-25-2006, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

Dola,

I can't believe I have more posts than JeeberD in this thread!

That is because JeeberD diversifies.

Poli · 02-25-2006, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cartman

PEOPLE CANNOT LOSE POSTS!!!!111!!

I didn't say I would lose posts.

I said I could stand to lose posts.

Don't worry. I can't see my own point, either.

02-24-2006, 03:22 PM	#1353
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	I think that QuikSand is really, are you ready for this, MC Hawking! Here is a link to his discography, with some MP3 samples: hxxp://www.mchawking.com/multimedia.php?page_function=discography edit: changed to hxxp due to some questionable content __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint Last edited by cartman : 02-24-2006 at 03:23 PM.

02-24-2006, 04:03 PM	#1360
Antmeister Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At the corner of Beat Street and Electric Avenue	Why is there some reason for me to believe that HellAtlantic has been playing all of us with his jbmagic persona. I don't think jbmagic is real anymore. HellAltantic pulled him off too well at the other board. Conspiracy anyone? __________________ "I'm ready to bury the hatchet, but don't fuck with me" - Schmidty "Box me once, shame on Skydog. Box me twice. Shame on me. Box me 3 times, just fucking ban my ass...." - stevew

02-24-2006, 05:20 PM	#1366
JPhillips Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Newburgh, NY	There once was a man named Winters Whose delays were longer than Pinter's The game may look bleak But it's coming this week If the box isn't held at the printer's __________________ To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers

02-24-2006, 05:52 PM	#1370
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Buccaneer is older than time He thinks poetry is a crime Bitter and cranky A mean tired Yankee He's so old he forgot how to rhyme __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

02-24-2006, 06:46 PM	#1377
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	It is just a matter of time before this turns into Andrew Dice Clay - Hickory Dickory Dock. __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

02-24-2006, 03:43 PM	#1358
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	The thread just got even better thanks to jbmagic.

02-24-2006, 03:45 PM	#1359
ice4277 Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!	I declare a new Golden Era at FOFC.

02-24-2006, 04:14 PM	#1362
Celeval Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cary, NC, USA	The trouble with Maximum ball - Customizations, some off the wall. Teleportion and beer, While nothing to fear, Won't sell many copies at all As the thread spirals out of control Dean Houston appears, to drum roll. Will the game ever show? Does anyone know? No answer - but plenty of trolls. It's difficult, maintaining poise To find any signal in noise Just sit back and relax Until Football Max Comes up with a thread: Alright, boyz...

02-24-2006, 04:55 PM	#1365
Dutch "Dutch" Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Tampa, FL	Super Nintendo Sega Genesis When I was flat broke I couldn't picture this birthdays was the worst days now I sip champagne when I'm thristay

02-24-2006, 05:40 PM	#1368
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	Oh great, the limericks have started up again. An even worse FOFC fad than posting song and rap lyrics. But it probably still beats M-F, in whatever form it takes.

02-24-2006, 06:07 PM	#1373
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	Fell for it, didn't I.

02-24-2006, 06:32 PM	#1374
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	LOL. so now it's "maybe monday."

02-24-2006, 06:45 PM	#1376
aran High School Varsity Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: New Jersey, USA	When walking through a Wintervale I happened 'pon a note 'Twas from "noble" Davey Dave And on it i saw wrote: "Dear foolish fans of FOF I truly am full stunned-- your jests, your jabs, your jokes bereft-- my game has truly won!" David Winters, that old chap codes a football sim without the commun'ty's full support he's completely dim.

02-24-2006, 06:52 PM	#1378
jbmagic Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2004	Knock Knock Who's there? Maximum Football Maximum Football who? Maximum Football the ghost of football sims that will never exist.

02-24-2006, 08:12 PM	#1383
Cap Ologist College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Flower Mound, TX	Yet another great post by the Baboon guy: RE: Max Football League - 2/24/2006 5:15:03 PM New Messages BaboonHeart Matrix Recruit Posts: 14 Joined: 2/23/2006 Status: online I would like to be in a league also, but I am not sure I can get a ride to all the games, because my mom works weird hours, and besides she doesnt know anyone here, so I can see her making some big deal out this for nothing. But, it would be fun and stuff to play.

02-24-2006, 10:07 PM	#1384
Bonegavel Awaiting Further Instructions... Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Macungie, PA	So what have we learned in this thread? Quik is a rhymin' foo Vulcan-Maximus did not die in a horrible accident in Chicago and is a dick for pulling that off Vulcan-Maximus did die in a horrible crash and somebody is being horribly offensive Skydog has been cavorting with the banned Bubba Wheels wields the power to delete one of the biggest threads in FOFC history Bubba Wheels still thinks MF will be a good game Don't let your wife post in your defense when you are acting like a jackass Some folks don't understand the meaning of deadline anything else?

02-24-2006, 10:17 PM	#1385
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	hey Bubba...will you please delete this thread? I want to see the massive uproar when people lose dozens and dozens of posts!

02-24-2006, 10:19 PM	#1386
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	I would lose 56 posts myself. Make that 57... And counting.

02-24-2006, 10:47 PM	#1388
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	Benny Hill

02-25-2006, 12:15 AM	#1392
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Damn it! I'm always a step behind QuikSand. Hey, wait a minute... __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

02-25-2006, 12:22 AM	#1393
hoosierdude High School Varsity Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Indiana	Man, talk about spammers in threads. Something needs to be done about it. AFTER I get caught up first, though, right? Almost 1500 posts. UNbelievable. __________________ TC Dale "Rather fail with honor than succeed by fraud - Sophocles"

02-25-2006, 12:31 AM	#1394
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	I could stand to lose 11 posts. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

02-25-2006, 12:44 AM	#1398
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Dola, I can't believe I have more posts than JeeberD in this thread! __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

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