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Old 01-29-2014, 12:34 PM   #1401
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Old 01-30-2014, 11:14 AM   #1402
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Old 01-31-2014, 10:13 PM   #1403
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Old 02-13-2014, 01:54 PM   #1404
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Old 02-14-2014, 05:03 PM   #1405
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Old 02-14-2014, 06:23 PM   #1406
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And people call us barbarians for having the death penalty.

Putting aside the idiocy of his charges against his prison here, here's a guy who willfully killed 77 people. And he will only serve 21 years. Good heavens.
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Old 02-14-2014, 06:56 PM   #1407
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And people call us barbarians for having the death penalty.

Putting aside the idocy of his charges against his prison here, here's a guy who willfully killed 77 people. And he will only serve 21 years. Good heavens.

That is unreal. About 100 days per murder... and he is complaining about conditions?!?!?!?!? Let him go on his hunger strike, hopefully he dies from starvation.
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Old 02-14-2014, 07:13 PM   #1408
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And people call us barbarians for having the death penalty.

Putting aside the idocy of his charges against his prison here, here's a guy who willfully killed 77 people. And he will only serve 21 years. Good heavens.

That's not the way the justice system works over there. He's basically got a life sentence, but after 21 years punishment (he could, but won't, be paroled after ten), they have a hearing every five years to see if he's rehabilitated. He ain't never passing that hearing.
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Old 02-16-2014, 03:48 PM   #1409
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Old 02-17-2014, 12:39 PM   #1410
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Not much of a story, just a slam-dunk for a headline writer

Sewer was blocked by large Pooh

Or apparently not - only listed as above on the BBC front page: the story itself went with a bland overview.
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Old 02-19-2014, 01:17 PM   #1411
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Old 02-19-2014, 01:22 PM   #1412
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Old 02-19-2014, 10:28 PM   #1413
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Old 02-20-2014, 06:10 PM   #1414
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I was raised in the hills of Kentucky and our toilet was an outhouse so this was a very real fear of mine.
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Old 02-26-2014, 10:10 AM   #1415
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I know we have/had a thread here on fake news stories being incorrectly taken as true... quick search couldn't find that so here's a nice one from Maryland politics:

Annapolis police chief apologizes for citing hoax story in testimony against marijuana legalization - CapitalGazette.com: Under The Dome
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Old 02-26-2014, 11:34 AM   #1416
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I know we have/had a thread here on fake news stories being incorrectly taken as true... quick search couldn't find that so here's a nice one from Maryland politics:

Annapolis police chief apologizes for citing hoax story in testimony against marijuana legalization - CapitalGazette.com: Under The Dome

I have sympathy for a busy person who gets lots of information across his desk who does not always spot a hoax story after it has been republished several times.

But I am . . . surprised that a police chief, who I would hope has a fair amount of experience with drugs and drug users, could ever believe (1) that marijuana is so dangerous that 37 people died of an overdose in one day, and (2) that those hippies out in Colorado are so into their weed that 37 bodies didn't even give them pause in their legalization crusade.
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Old 02-26-2014, 01:07 PM   #1417
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West County mom charged after burning sons with fireworks inside SUV, causing crash, police say : News

You have to read the article to see how insane this lady is.

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Old 02-26-2014, 01:14 PM   #1418
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Attempted murder. Send this crazy chick to prison for life.. good choice you made their lover guy. Cheating on your wife is a no no and then cheating on your wife with a crazy person is another one.

Leave your wife for me or else... and then basically a suicide note indicating that she planned to kill all three. Aye aye aye

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Old 02-26-2014, 01:16 PM   #1419
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As Stan Marsh would say, "dude, this is pretty fucked up right here".
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Old 03-04-2014, 08:52 PM   #1420
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Old 03-07-2014, 02:17 AM   #1421
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http://firstwefeast.com/laugh/interv...-a-hot-pocket/

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Old 03-07-2014, 01:23 PM   #1422
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Old 03-07-2014, 01:35 PM   #1423
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Is there a "stupid criminals" RSS feed or something?

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Old 03-07-2014, 01:49 PM   #1424
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Is there a "stupid criminals" RSS feed or something?

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Old 03-07-2014, 01:54 PM   #1425
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Is there a "stupid criminals" RSS feed or something?

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Nah, just every day occurances in Florida...
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Old 03-07-2014, 11:36 PM   #1426
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http://firstwefeast.com/laugh/interv...-a-hot-pocket/

"“I Would Definitely Recommend It”: An Exclusive Interview with the Kid Who Got Suspended from Vine for Having Sex with a Hot Pocket"

He is an idiot. Wow, my head hurts from just reading that.
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Old 03-08-2014, 08:55 AM   #1427
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Nah, just every day occurances in Florida...

The traffic is fun too.

Yesterday on my way to work some dumbass was lost and stopped at a right turn...he was on the primary road mind you, and then thought about it for a bout 10 seconds to determine if that was the road he really wanted to be on...

...and the other day an old lady wanted to exit the I-275 in Tampa from the 3rd lane (next to the "fast" lane)....and slowed...and slowed....and then stopped and put on her blinker. She wasn't missing that exit for nothing. I was stunned when the expected accordion crash of wall to wall cars didn't follow. She made it over and off the freeway successfully, fwiw.
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Old 03-09-2014, 01:35 AM   #1428
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Missing woman unwittingly joins search party looking for herself | Weird | News | Toronto Sun

edit: just realized this is a rather old story, got posted to a small subreddit i read and i thought it was new. Ah well, still amusing!

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Old 03-13-2014, 03:23 PM   #1429
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And in more Florida news: Convicted criminal says he's too morbidly obese for prison | Odd News - Yahoo News

"In addition to his obesity, Olivos said he suffered from rectal bleeding..."

Not sure that's really going to stop once you do finally get to prison.
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Old 03-14-2014, 06:26 PM   #1430
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Old 03-14-2014, 08:39 PM   #1431
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You can't spell Mississippi with out those humpback, humpback, eyes...
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Old 03-29-2014, 02:04 PM   #1432
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Old 03-29-2014, 05:10 PM   #1433
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Old 03-29-2014, 05:25 PM   #1434
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Darth Vader nominated by Internet Party to run for Ukrainian presidency

Ukraine looking to elect someone who won't have a problem going toe to toe with Putin.

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Old 03-29-2014, 10:34 PM   #1435
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Shockingly, not Florida Man

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Old 03-30-2014, 09:52 PM   #1436
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Um, wow...

For one thing, why would you go to the counter for not getting enough napkins, how about grabbing a couple from the f*cking napkin dispenser...

For another... really????
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Old 03-30-2014, 09:52 PM   #1437
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Um, wow...

For one thing, why would you go to the counter for not getting enough napkins, how about grabbing a couple from the f*cking napkin dispenser...

For another... really????
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Old 03-30-2014, 10:07 PM   #1438
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I was walking around the barrier to this yesterday and had no idea.

BBC News - Black Death skeletons unearthed by Crossrail project
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Old 03-31-2014, 03:47 PM   #1439
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I was walking around the barrier to this yesterday and had no idea.

BBC News - Black Death skeletons unearthed by Crossrail project

That's a pretty interesting find. The poor in the 15th century didn't stand much of a chance really.
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Old 03-31-2014, 04:04 PM   #1440
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I was walking around the barrier to this yesterday and had no idea.

BBC News - Black Death skeletons unearthed by Crossrail project

One of the pictures in the link reminds me of Reign of Fire.
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Old 03-31-2014, 04:10 PM   #1441
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One of the pictures in the link reminds me of Reign of Fire.

I was thinking that last photo would be a great internet dating profile picture.
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Old 03-31-2014, 04:18 PM   #1442
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I was thinking that last photo would be a great internet dating profile picture.

Haha! Chicks would 'dig' it.
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Old 04-05-2014, 01:25 PM   #1443
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No President Vader for Ukraine.

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Old 04-06-2014, 05:03 PM   #1444
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BBC News - How aliens and monsters 'invaded' a London bus stop

I like this a lot, very cool
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Old 04-06-2014, 05:29 PM   #1445
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One of the pictures in the link reminds me of Reign of Fire.

love that movie and I was disappointed it didn't do better.
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Old 04-06-2014, 07:33 PM   #1446
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Not really a "story," but more a fan tweeting a picture with Arian Foster, except...

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Old 04-06-2014, 07:38 PM   #1447
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I bet she regrets blowing him in the toilets now.
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Old 04-06-2014, 07:46 PM   #1448
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Old 04-06-2014, 11:00 PM   #1449
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Bench-clearing brawl in the charity NY Fire Department and New York Police Department game:

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Old 04-06-2014, 11:22 PM   #1450
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This is like old as hell, or are their new rumors?
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