08-14-2006, 03:28 PM | #101 | |
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08-14-2006, 04:00 PM | #102 |
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Never bet more than you can afford to win.
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08-14-2006, 05:49 PM | #103 | |
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The one that has a cherry in the middle will do well for you. That the ones you should find. |
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08-14-2006, 06:01 PM | #104 | |
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What do you mean? Cherry in the middle? Whipped cream on top? I thought you were supposed to find the ones closer to the ATM machines. |
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08-14-2006, 06:05 PM | #105 | |
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Is this also your dating philosophy? |
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08-14-2006, 06:06 PM | #106 | |
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lol Seriously play slots machine that shows a cherry in the middle bar line. You will do very well. |
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08-14-2006, 06:09 PM | #107 | |
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How do I make sure it hits the cherry in the middle bar line? |
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08-14-2006, 06:10 PM | #108 | |
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Yes that will also work. lol You know Vegas once wanted to call it Sluts Machine. |
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08-14-2006, 06:12 PM | #109 | |
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You don't. As long you find a slot machine with a cherry in the middle bar before you start. Then you got yourself a hot machine and will pay off nicely. |
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08-14-2006, 07:13 PM | #110 | |
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08-14-2006, 07:35 PM | #111 | ||
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I guess I'm still confused. Does a cherry in the middle mean the last spin was a win? So it's hot. Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot. By the way, the coins are hot, when they come out of the machine. (Is that what you're talking about?) I drop those because they are hot. Plus I found this wiki link that says that there aren't really hot slots. Quote:
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08-14-2006, 07:46 PM | #112 | |
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08-14-2006, 07:47 PM | #113 | |
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So, then, why the cherry in the middle? |
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08-14-2006, 07:48 PM | #114 | |
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08-14-2006, 07:50 PM | #115 |
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I don't know, I saw a few hot sluts in Vegas that I thought about hitting. Oh, wait ...
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08-14-2006, 07:51 PM | #116 | |
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Any BJ? I mean Blackjack. |
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08-15-2006, 09:42 PM | #117 |
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You're right, SkyDog.
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08-15-2006, 09:49 PM | #118 | |
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I suspect that's what a lot of people are going to say. |
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08-15-2006, 10:10 PM | #119 |
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Oh, how did I miss this one?
The times I've been in Nevada, all I did was play blackjack, so I have some experience here. The blackjack game built into TCY is limited, but the advice module is culled from a lot of statistical work, and it plays a good game. If you play blackjack well, which means you memorize the basic charts, you can win 49% of the hands. If you count cards well, you can increase those odds to slightly over 50%. This means blackjack is the only game in Vegas where a good player can win money with average luck. But that's not where the good players win their money. The Martingale System is for fools. You don't win money quickly playing blackjack. You win by playing smart and playing for a long time. At some point, you will lose eight hands in a row. There's nothing you can do about that. And the Martingale System guarantees that when that happens you lose your shirt - and more. Play the Martingale System long enough, and everybody loses. That, by definition, is a bad system. The best blackjack players count cards and play conservatively most of the time. The counting improves game play slightly. But where it works is that counting should also determine how much you bet. And when the deck is rich in high cards - which work in the player's favor because the player can stop on 12-16 and the dealer can not, you bet higher. When the deck is particularly rich in high cards, a smart player is winning 55-60% of their hands, getting more 2-card 21s - and betting more on each hand. Blackjack is the only game where someone behaving himself can get himself thrown out of a casino. The best card counters are known to every casino and are met by pit bosses before they can even sit down. But the pit bosses don't concern themselves with college kids playing at the $5 tables. I tried to get myself thrown out for card-counting, but when you're only up $100 on the $5 table, they leave you alone. |
08-15-2006, 10:35 PM | #120 |
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Any good place online to play blackjack? I mean besides the very basic Yahoo.
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08-15-2006, 11:26 PM | #121 | |
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08-15-2006, 11:32 PM | #122 |
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Yes.
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08-15-2006, 11:40 PM | #123 | |
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StarLuck and PlanetLuck casinos did some pretty good bonuses, too, but I did those several months ago, so I don't know if their terms are still the same. If you're interested in whoring some blackjack bonuses, there's some money to be made out there.
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08-16-2006, 10:55 AM | #124 | |
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08-16-2006, 10:56 AM | #125 |
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Always bet on green.
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08-16-2006, 10:56 AM | #126 | |
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08-16-2006, 10:57 AM | #127 |
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I was playing BJ at Victor Casino last night betting $10 a hand. I busted my $50 deposit after losing 6 of 8 hands and then it dawned that if I did the jbmagic system of play, I would have been like 3gs.
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08-16-2006, 11:13 AM | #128 |
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This reminds me of freshman year in the dorms where my friend from the room next door started a sports betting account at a place that also had an online casino. Well, he'd get bored and play a $1 roulette spin on red, and if he'd lose he'd bet 2...the same system as done out here. Well, he'd always win his dollar and be satisfied. This went on for awhile, until he lost $100 in about two minutes one afternoon...we gave him a hard time about that one.
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08-16-2006, 11:19 AM | #129 | |
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08-16-2006, 11:29 AM | #130 |
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The Martingale strategy always works. People who have failed with it just quit too soon.
And just one note...if you hit the table limit before winning, you need to move to a higher limit table where you can double your last bet. This is what obviously screws up many beginners. |
08-16-2006, 11:37 AM | #131 | |
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Awesome! I'm going to be in Vegas this weekend, I'll try this and let you know how it goes. Thank God I have an AmEx card. |
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08-16-2006, 01:20 PM | #132 |
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Is anyone else astounded by the wisdom of jb given just how many questions the man churns out?
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08-16-2006, 03:06 PM | #133 | |
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08-16-2006, 03:52 PM | #134 |
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Yeah, I really do think...
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08-16-2006, 04:14 PM | #135 |
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General FOFC observation:
Does anyone else see threads like this, think "OK, that sounds boring", then notice two days later that it's up to four pages and wonder what's up? We really need some sort of icon or codeword for threads that start off generally harmless and uninteresting, then suddenly develop into something fantastic. I suggest a small picture of Elisha Cuthbert be placed next to these threads by a mod.
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08-16-2006, 04:17 PM | #136 | |
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I miss most of the drama/hilarity because of this very reason.
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08-16-2006, 04:20 PM | #137 |
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Nice idea, Maple Leafs, but instead of Cuthbert, it should be Debra Lefave.
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08-16-2006, 04:22 PM | #138 |
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I think it should be a picture of Antmeister.
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08-16-2006, 04:30 PM | #139 | |
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08-16-2006, 04:38 PM | #140 |
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Or we could turn thread ratings on again.
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08-16-2006, 04:41 PM | #141 |
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What if we just had a thread to the same effect? Kind of like the consecutive thread hilarity one? Could get bumped from time to time with a link and a quick summary of what is interesting.
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08-16-2006, 04:52 PM | #142 |
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Sort of an FOFC bestseller list?
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08-16-2006, 05:05 PM | #143 | |
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08-16-2006, 05:12 PM | #144 | |
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That wiki broke.
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08-16-2006, 05:23 PM | #145 | |
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08-17-2006, 12:33 PM | #146 |
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ok for bump?
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08-17-2006, 02:12 PM | #147 |
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A hot dog walks into a bar and the bartender says, "We don't serve food here."
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10-16-2006, 12:14 PM | #148 |
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This is one of the greatest threads in the history of FOFC history.
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10-16-2006, 12:26 PM | #149 |
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10-16-2006, 01:13 PM | #150 |
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Boy did I miss this one the first time around.
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