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Old 09-01-2005, 11:11 AM   #101
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Just a desk jockeys princess.....& a PROUD republican girl to boot! LOLOMG!!!11I support our troops and "W"
CAPSICUM, is natures greatest stimulant "I like it veryyyyyy very HOT!!!"
G00000O VIKINGS!I USED TO MODEL AND I EMASCULATE HORSES!!!!!!
(I have a crush on Teddy Kennedy)

What a coincidence....you too?? like OMGoshhhhhhh Subby , we could be like sisters or something...
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Old 09-01-2005, 11:17 AM   #102
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Old 09-01-2005, 11:21 AM   #103
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Just a desk jockeys princess.....& a PROUD republican girl to boot! LOLOMG!!!11I support our troops and "W"
CAPSICUM, is natures greatest stimulant "I like it veryyyyyy very HOT!!!"
G00000O VIKINGS!I USED TO MODEL AND I EMASCULATE HORSES!!!!!!
(I have a crush on Teddy Kennedy)
I sense that I agree with the supergay one on at least one topic on this board.

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Old 09-03-2005, 05:46 PM   #104
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Old 09-03-2005, 05:56 PM   #105
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In what could have been an all time classic thread, you guys have ruined it!

For shame
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Old 09-03-2005, 06:22 PM   #106
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I wish my wife looked like this....



but instead she looks like this....

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Old 09-03-2005, 06:42 PM   #107
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Becca's a Man City* fan - no way I'm posting a photo of her in club colours

*Worst thing is its my fault, she hated football when we got together and when I finally dragged her to a match it was a Man City vs Norwich match and she loved it and ended up hooked ... why oh why didn't I take her to a Brighton match?

You and I both know the answer to that questions Marc! Day out at the Withdean, I don't think so!
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Old 09-03-2005, 06:54 PM   #108
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She is also Draft Dodgers team logo for that shitty online baseball league he is in.



PS: That's not my messy house.
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Old 09-03-2005, 07:13 PM   #109
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Thank you. My wife is has been away since last Saturday.

Thank you.


Seriously though, if I can get some new pictures uploaded, I'll post some pics of my own.
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Old 09-03-2005, 08:44 PM   #110
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Since Marc was kind enough to post a picture (hay Becca wassup), I'll post one, too.


Who's the black guy with your wife...
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Old 09-03-2005, 10:06 PM   #111
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She is also Draft Dodgers team logo for that shitty online baseball league he is in.



PS: That's not my messy house.
PSS: Don't ban me if this is NSFW.

She has large... tracts of land.
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Old 09-03-2005, 10:16 PM   #112
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PSS: Don't ban me if this is NSFW.

If you get banned for cleavage, I will......I dunno what I'll do..but it won't be good. Cleavage must be allowed, I think it's in the Constitution or something.
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Old 09-03-2005, 10:52 PM   #113
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If you get banned for cleavage, I will......I dunno what I'll do..but it won't be good. Cleavage must be allowed, I think it's in the Constitution or something.

Well, I am pretty sick of seeing your cleavage, so maybe it should become bannable, yeah.

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Old 09-03-2005, 11:00 PM   #114
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Well, I am pretty sick of seeing your cleavage, so maybe it should become bannable, yeah.


How is it my fault you look in the window when I play dress up?
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Old 09-04-2005, 01:34 AM   #115
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Old 09-04-2005, 03:43 AM   #116
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She can get together with Loren on this.

I'll be sending the memo out with the class info SOON
ill rephrase so SOMEONE doesnt get mad at me....capsicum and your republican ways **huggs**
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Old 09-04-2005, 05:57 AM   #117
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Mrs. Rizon
She is also Draft Dodgers team logo for that shitty online baseball league he is in.

just because you can't get in the secret forum...


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Old 09-04-2005, 09:04 AM   #118
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Old 09-04-2005, 11:37 AM   #119
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Neither do I..

And as I sit here with my butt length blonde hair tied in a not drenched with olive oil and stuffed into a grocerybag.."It really is the best conditioning treatment for hair ive ever found...A trick I learned from my days when I use to model, bout the only thing that saves your hair from the constant blow drying , flat irons and curling rods involved with the job ...And a treatment I highly recomend for you Farrah, post babys birth , After my last baby was born 5 months ago "Scarlett" my hair started falling out by the droves and that is not a very nice thing, with hair as long as mine , I was stuck cleaning out the vacumn's roller bar on the daily basis practicaly..
Anyway im thinking all of you should be thankful that there is not a camera aimed at me now because the sight of me with my bag squashed over my head would probably scare grown men ...........

Your hair falls out a few months post-partum because it slows or ceases falling out when you're pregnant. It's just your body getting rid of the extra hair. Sorry but no olive oil in the world is gonna prevent that.
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Old 09-04-2005, 02:01 PM   #120
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Here's mine:

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Old 09-04-2005, 02:26 PM   #121
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Thank you Rizon, for saving what should have been a great thread....
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Old 09-04-2005, 03:07 PM   #122
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Who's the black guy with your wife...

Almost missed this with all the pictures going around.

That's Richard Pryor, I think. When I find him, I'm gonna kill the bastard.
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Old 09-04-2005, 03:36 PM   #123
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The black guy looks like a tv character from the 1980's.
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Old 09-04-2005, 03:51 PM   #124
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Pumpy,
The black guy looks like a tv character from the 1980's.
I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry.
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Old 09-04-2005, 04:20 PM   #125
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Pumpy,
The black guy looks like a tv character from the 1980's.
No, I think it is the token Black pilot in Top Gun, I think his call sign was sundown.
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Old 09-04-2005, 04:33 PM   #126
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Mrs. Rizon
She is also Draft Dodgers team logo for that shitty online baseball league he is in.



PS: That's not my messy house.
PSS: Don't ban me if this is NSFW.


Dude, your wife's hot.
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Old 09-04-2005, 05:44 PM   #127
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Here's mine:

Duuuuude. An actual life size photo was not needed.

It took me 5 minutes to find the Quote button.
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Old 09-04-2005, 06:03 PM   #128
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Dude, your wife's hot.

Thanks
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Old 09-04-2005, 06:28 PM   #129
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Dudes, Pumpy Tudors rules.
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Old 09-04-2005, 06:47 PM   #130
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Pumpy's wife could teach me computer science anytime.

BTW, I'm trying to convince my wife that she needs to provide a cleavage shot of her F cups to counter Rizon's wife.
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Old 09-04-2005, 06:51 PM   #131
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Pumpy's wife could teach me computer science anytime.

BTW, I'm trying to convince my wife that she needs to provide a cleavage shot of her F cups to counter Rizon's wife.

Can we see your C's instead?
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Old 09-04-2005, 07:03 PM   #132
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I had to talk my wife out of posting a photo of her nursing our youngest.
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Old 09-04-2005, 07:07 PM   #133
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I demand more pictures of one of the people in this thread.
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Old 09-04-2005, 07:09 PM   #134
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I had to talk my wife out of posting a photo of her nursing our youngest.

Hey now, there is no need for nursing shots, but an exposed breast is perfectly fine without child attachment.
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Old 09-04-2005, 07:12 PM   #135
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I demand more pictures of one of the people in this thread.

I will tell that person later.


Suicane should be more then happy....
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Old 09-04-2005, 08:49 PM   #136
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I had to talk my wife out of posting a photo of her nursing our youngest.


We can always edit the child out of the photo
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Old 09-05-2005, 12:13 AM   #137
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Man,
So far, so good. We need more pics!
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Old 09-05-2005, 01:04 AM   #138
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We can always edit the child out of the photo

Which is precisely why I asked her not to post it. I don't need a photoshop of Shorty... errr...

damn... I can't even type the sentence.
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Old 09-06-2005, 08:01 PM   #139
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Bump...

This thread has too much potential to let it slip away.
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Old 09-06-2005, 08:51 PM   #140
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Old 09-06-2005, 09:59 PM   #141
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Old 09-06-2005, 10:11 PM   #142
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Old 09-06-2005, 10:15 PM   #143
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I really like the picture, but didn't Jeebs get boxed for something like that? Just a heads-up......
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Old 09-06-2005, 10:20 PM   #144
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right, this is dumber than shit. Get boxed for some good wholesome cleavage...but pictures of gaping assholes is not only tolerated, yet promoted.
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Old 09-06-2005, 10:31 PM   #145
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Old 09-06-2005, 10:33 PM   #146
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I'm still holding out hope for Cam's C cups.
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Old 09-06-2005, 10:35 PM   #147
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Old 09-06-2005, 10:37 PM   #148
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I am honored that you find a thread I started to be worthy of 5 stars
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Old 09-06-2005, 10:43 PM   #149
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I'm still holding out hope for Cam's C cups.

When Arlie gonna post a pic of you?

Please, we don't need to see Cam's C Cups.
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I am honored that you find a thread I started to be worthy of 5 stars

I have to give you 1 star for this statement.
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