FOF/Forum Haiku - Page 3

CubsFan915 · 04-13-2001, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wilzone:
Laziness, my friend.
Idiots can write Haiku
using the "word" rule.

With this thread we seem
To be taking "idiot"
To a new level.

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Speaking as a Cubs fan, let me be the first to say...

WAIT TIL NEXT YEAR!

AED · 04-13-2001, 12:31 PM

always looking for
cute and perky cheerleaders
i never find them

TheDawgsAreOut · 04-13-2001, 12:35 PM

Quinn can bow down to
Ichiro. ROY he shall be
M's are 7 and 2!

NoMyths · 04-13-2001, 12:35 PM

An idiots work?
I think not, my friend. It's fun!
And besides, you suck.

CubsFan915 · 04-13-2001, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoMyths:
An idiots work?
I think not, my friend. It's fun!
And besides, you suck.

I suck? I think not!
Fritz is the doofus who chose
To start haiku threads...

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Speaking as a Cubs fan, let me be the first to say...

WAIT TIL NEXT YEAR!

[This message has been edited by CubsFan915 (edited 04-13-2001).]

Fritz · 04-13-2001, 03:56 PM

Do not think
Richmond is so far away
pop you in the nose

FishFan · 04-13-2001, 04:09 PM

This is getting old
Haiku thread has run it's course
Please stop posting here

04-13-2001, 04:16 PM

This thread is not old
Third the size of "long to call"
Haiku, 3L is not

CubsFan915 · 04-13-2001, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fritz:
Do not think
Richmond is so far away
pop you in the nose

It is far enough
Away- I'll have time to hide.
You won't catch me - nyaah!

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Speaking as a Cubs fan, let me be the first to say...

WAIT TIL NEXT YEAR!

Fritz · 04-13-2001, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CubsFan915:
It is far enough
Away- I'll have time to hide.
You won't catch me - nyaah!

I will wear
Superman X-ray glasses to find you
then POW!

NoMyths · 04-13-2001, 05:37 PM

Haiku is ancient.
Still, it will outlast football,
baseball, and FishFan.

[This message has been edited by NoMyths (edited 04-13-2001).]

Julio Riddols · 04-14-2001, 12:18 AM

Julio Riddols
Picks up a really big knife
and murders this thread.

FishFan · 04-14-2001, 03:13 AM

Thank you, Julio
I am sick of this bad thread.
Please don't post no more.

bigdawg2003 · 04-14-2001, 02:19 PM

thread must continue
please do not let this thread die
bigdawg is a god

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03-11-2002, 02:44 PM

A breeze,
A sneeze,
Hai-choo!

Marmel · 03-11-2002, 02:56 PM

OldGiants don't know
How to make proper Haiku
His post, still funny.

korme · 03-11-2002, 03:31 PM

I smell bubble butt
carouseling down the flag
eating green spinach

03-11-2002, 03:42 PM

spam spam spam spam spam
lovely spam wonderful spam
spam spam spam spam spam

Ryan S · 03-11-2002, 05:21 PM

Shorty makes no sense
His post confuses the brain
Makes no sense at all

NoMyths · 11-08-2002, 12:59 PM

The FOBL murders:
many owners, marriages,
and one football site.

Marmel · 11-08-2002, 01:01 PM

NoMyths, dicksucker.
alas, he will deny it.
We all saw the tape.

NoMyths · 11-08-2002, 01:02 PM

dola...

Heaven is a place
where nothing really happens.
Shit, now I'll get flamed.

NoMyths · 11-08-2002, 01:05 PM

Cock smoker? Untrue!
Only other dick I've touched
was your wife's, last night.

Marmel · 11-08-2002, 01:10 PM

poems you have wrote
will get you nowhere in life
poems are for fags

11-08-2002, 01:11 PM

Haiku is stupid.
Why should we fudge poetry
For five seven five?

NoMyths · 11-08-2002, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marmel:
poems you have wrote
will get you nowhere in life
poems are for fags

It's "written," not "wrote,"
and instead of cigarettes
you should smoke my bone.

VPI97 · 11-08-2002, 01:17 PM

FOFC rocks!
No website I'd rather see.
Wait, pornography...

Marmel · 11-08-2002, 01:17 PM

yawn. you bore me now.
take all of your silliness
and go away now.

NoMyths · 11-08-2002, 01:19 PM

Haikus are funny.
One time I laughed so damn hard
I dropped a pantload.

VPI97 · 11-08-2002, 01:20 PM

Pantload? You mean shit?
That solves the case of your stink.
Wipe your bunghole, man.

VPI97 · 11-08-2002, 01:25 PM

NoMyths, wait a sec...
"What if I were Romeo
in black jeans"...Get it?

VPI97 · 11-08-2002, 01:27 PM

Hey, everyone look!!
I did what is called dola.
I did it again.

NoMyths · 11-08-2002, 02:31 PM

VPI: Good job.
You have solved the mystery
"Why did he pick that?"

That's where it came from.
Also the poet thing. Now
hand me the T.P.

Airhog · 11-08-2002, 02:36 PM

Here we come to post,
There are times when we will boast,
Quicksand Posts the most.

Grego · 11-08-2002, 03:25 PM

Haikus are pointless
you are dumb for liking them
I should kick your ass

NoMyths · 11-08-2002, 03:40 PM

Stick a fork in it--
your 'tude is overcooked and
you've just been flambe'd.

QuikSand · 12-02-2003, 04:05 PM

Really funny stuff
And to think, some people called
This the Golden Age

korme · 12-02-2003, 04:12 PM

I said to Marmel,
"Obey me I am a god"
"Shut up, bitch" he said.

korme · 12-02-2003, 04:17 PM

i have a big spoon
it doubles as a shovel
it makes me happy

korme · 12-02-2003, 04:24 PM

Did we have another thread like this, or some other type of poetry thread that I am reminiscing?

Franklinnoble · 12-02-2003, 04:25 PM

Haiku sucks big ass
It made me hate TMQ
I must now go puke

rkmsuf · 01-22-2004, 11:48 AM

Sweetly making love
Holy shit she's waking up
Need more chloroform

corbes · 01-22-2004, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Sweetly making love
Holy shit she's waking up
Need more chloroform

Hey, Andrew Luster,
shouldn't you be somewhere else?
Specifically, jail?

rkmsuf · 01-22-2004, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by corbes

Hey, Andrew Luster,
shouldn't you be somewhere else?
Specifically, jail?

She says we're just "friends"
But this tranquilizer gun
Will re-define that

corbes · 01-22-2004, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

She says we're just "friends"
But this tranquilizer gun
Will re-define that

Be careful you don't
videotape what you do.
Evidence is "bad."

AnalBumCover · 01-22-2004, 12:14 PM

AnalBumCover
Writes a funny dynasty
Calls it "24"

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rkmsuf · 01-22-2004, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by corbes

Be careful you don't
videotape what you do.
Evidence is "bad."

I hid the roofies
In wednesday of her pill case.
can't wait till "hump" day.

corbes · 01-22-2004, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

I hid the roofies
In wednesday of her pill case.
can't wait till "hump" day.

Make sure the dosage
is enough for space monkeys.
You know what I mean.

rkmsuf · 01-22-2004, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by corbes

Make sure the dosage
is enough for space monkeys.
You know what I mean.

Surfing and sex drugs
Dude, was set up by the cops
Space monkeys can't talk.

corbes · 01-22-2004, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Surfing and sex drugs
Dude, was set up by the cops
Space monkeys can't talk.

Though monkeys don't talk,
they do send messages through
Nancy Pelosi.

04-13-2001, 12:35 PM	#103
TheDawgsAreOut H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The theoretical abyss	Quinn can bow down to Ichiro. ROY he shall be M's are 7 and 2! __________________ Roll Heard! Special Teams are Awesome! (but only because of my acquisitions for Marmel)

04-13-2001, 03:56 PM	#106
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	Do not think Richmond is so far away pop you in the nose __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

04-14-2001, 12:18 AM	#112
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	Julio Riddols Picks up a really big knife and murders this thread. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

04-14-2001, 02:19 PM	#114
bigdawg2003 High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Austin, Texas, USA	thread must continue please do not let this thread die bigdawg is a god ------------------ Proud champion of the 2001 ESPN Men's Tournament Challenge FOFCentral.com Users league __________________ I didn't even know Elvis was from Memphis. I thought he was from Tennessee.

03-11-2002, 02:56 PM	#116
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	OldGiants don't know How to make proper Haiku His post, still funny. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

04-13-2001, 12:31 PM	#102
AED n00b Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: WCW Special Forces	always looking for cute and perky cheerleaders i never find them

04-13-2001, 12:35 PM	#104
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	An idiots work? I think not, my friend. It's fun! And besides, you suck.

04-13-2001, 04:09 PM	#107
FishFan College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Indianapolis, IN, USA	This is getting old Haiku thread has run it's course Please stop posting here

04-13-2001, 04:16 PM	#108
TheRoyalOne	This thread is not old Third the size of "long to call" Haiku, 3L is not

04-13-2001, 05:37 PM	#111
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	Haiku is ancient. Still, it will outlast football, baseball, and FishFan. [This message has been edited by NoMyths (edited 04-13-2001).]

04-14-2001, 03:13 AM	#113
FishFan College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Indianapolis, IN, USA	Thank you, Julio I am sick of this bad thread. Please don't post no more.

03-11-2002, 02:44 PM	#115
oldgiants	A breeze, A sneeze, Hai-choo!

03-11-2002, 03:31 PM	#117
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	I smell bubble butt carouseling down the flag eating green spinach

03-11-2002, 03:42 PM	#118
craptacular	spam spam spam spam spam lovely spam wonderful spam spam spam spam spam spam

03-11-2002, 05:21 PM	#119
Ryan S Quarterback Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: London, England	Shorty makes no sense His post confuses the brain Makes no sense at all

11-08-2002, 12:59 PM	#120
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	The FOBL murders: many owners, marriages, and one football site.

11-08-2002, 01:01 PM	#121
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	NoMyths, dicksucker. alas, he will deny it. We all saw the tape. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

11-08-2002, 01:02 PM	#122
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	dola... Heaven is a place where nothing really happens. Shit, now I'll get flamed.

11-08-2002, 01:05 PM	#123
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	Cock smoker? Untrue! Only other dick I've touched was your wife's, last night.

11-08-2002, 01:10 PM	#124
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	poems you have wrote will get you nowhere in life poems are for fags __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

11-08-2002, 01:11 PM	#125
craptacular	Haiku is stupid. Why should we fudge poetry For five seven five?

11-08-2002, 01:17 PM	#127
VPI97 Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Kennesaw, GA	FOFC rocks! No website I'd rather see. Wait, pornography... __________________ CT & Jivin - "Surprisingly Entertaining"

11-08-2002, 01:17 PM	#128
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	yawn. you bore me now. take all of your silliness and go away now. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

11-08-2002, 01:19 PM	#129
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	Haikus are funny. One time I laughed so damn hard I dropped a pantload.

11-08-2002, 01:20 PM	#130
VPI97 Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Kennesaw, GA	Pantload? You mean shit? That solves the case of your stink. Wipe your bunghole, man. __________________ CT & Jivin - "Surprisingly Entertaining"

11-08-2002, 01:25 PM	#131
VPI97 Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Kennesaw, GA	NoMyths, wait a sec... "What if I were Romeo in black jeans"...Get it? __________________ CT & Jivin - "Surprisingly Entertaining"

11-08-2002, 01:27 PM	#132
VPI97 Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Kennesaw, GA	Hey, everyone look!! I did what is called dola. I did it again. __________________ CT & Jivin - "Surprisingly Entertaining"

11-08-2002, 02:31 PM	#133
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	VPI: Good job. You have solved the mystery "Why did he pick that?" That's where it came from. Also the poet thing. Now hand me the T.P.

11-08-2002, 02:36 PM	#134
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	Here we come to post, There are times when we will boast, Quicksand Posts the most. __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

11-08-2002, 03:25 PM	#135
Grego Mascot Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Ohio	Haikus are pointless you are dumb for liking them I should kick your ass

11-08-2002, 03:40 PM	#136
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	Stick a fork in it-- your 'tude is overcooked and you've just been flambe'd.

12-02-2003, 04:05 PM	#137
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	Really funny stuff And to think, some people called This the Golden Age

12-02-2003, 04:12 PM	#138
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	I said to Marmel, "Obey me I am a god" "Shut up, bitch" he said.

12-02-2003, 04:17 PM	#139
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	i have a big spoon it doubles as a shovel it makes me happy

12-02-2003, 04:24 PM	#140
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Did we have another thread like this, or some other type of poetry thread that I am reminiscing?