Katy Perry tops Maxim's Hot 100 list - Page 3

DanGarion · 05-14-2010, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

This thread makes Lily Allen happy. I know this because she's here at my desk. Well, her big fat ankle is at my desk. It is also at another desk down the hall. Big fat ankle.

If I had to choose between Marissa and Lily, I'd choose Marissa.

Rizon · 05-14-2010, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by rowech

For those looking for another great Marissa pic, search for Marisa Miller ipod...enjoy.

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Rizon · 05-14-2010, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

If I had to choose between Marissa and Lily, I'd choose Marissa.

Ok, you're off the hook then.

DanGarion · 05-14-2010, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

Ok, you're off the hook then.

Thanks

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SteveMax58 · 05-14-2010, 10:49 PM

Wow...this whole time you guys are mentioning Lily Allen and I've been thinking Lily Tomlin.

At first I thought it must have been a carry over joke from a thread I missed but...well, damn.

jeff061 · 05-14-2010, 11:52 PM

What about Lili Taylor now?

Hot.

Karlifornia · 05-15-2010, 12:40 AM

Yes to Katy Perry...this pic is the best evidence I can offer for now:

Here's another:

I do appreciate nice large natural boobs combined with a tiny waist, but there's just something else out about her that always gets my blood pumping. I'll have to think about it.

Alan T · 05-15-2010, 12:55 AM

I think Katy Perry is pretty and all, but I think I figured out what my main problem is with her....

When I look at her, I just can't help but get the whole psycho-ex girlfriend vibe, like she would not surprise me at all if one day we found out she was a serial killer or something.

ISiddiqui · 05-15-2010, 01:27 AM

But doesn't that make her hotter?

Maybe that's just me

. But, c'mon that made Angelina Jolie hotter

DanGarion · 05-15-2010, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveMax58

Wow...this whole time you guys are mentioning Lily Allen and I've been thinking Lily Tomlin.

At first I thought it must have been a carry over joke from a thread I missed but...well, damn.

The Lily Allen thing is carried over from another thread where I said she wasn't hot.
Yay or Nay: Lily Allen - Page 2 - Front Office Football Central
Starting at #77...

sovereignstar · 05-15-2010, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by rowech

For those looking for another great Marissa pic, search for Marisa Miller ipod...enjoy.

Why settle for semi-nude pics when there's a nude video?

Marisa Miller perfect 10 (+ dailymotion)

tyketime · 05-15-2010, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Why settle for semi-nude pics when there's a nude video?

Marisa Miller perfect 10 (+ dailymotion)

I didn't sign up on the site to see the video, but just underneath that on the google search was a nice photo gallery...

Matthean · 05-15-2010, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Yes to Katy Perry...this pic is the best evidence I can offer for now:

It still puts her around Zooey Deschanel with bigger boobs level. I guess I have a hard time separating her "she looks good here" image from her horrid singing ability, the fact that she does put way too much makeup on, the knowledge she married a dude who was a sex addict and has a thing for prostitutes(see images of her with too much makeup on), etc... Give me somebody like Lily Evangeline who only gets cooler the more interviews I see she does.

MJ4H · 05-15-2010, 10:00 AM

The thing is Zooey+bigger boobs is pretty much a slice of heaven. So sign me up.

Autumn · 05-15-2010, 10:57 AM

I don't think Katy looks much like Zooey. I'm all about Zooey's face, but Katy's face looks like some kind of doll. Yes, a sex doll, but still it's kind of creepy. Based on a headshot I would have a hard time putting her in teh top #1000. But yeah, her body is banging.

Autumn · 05-15-2010, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by NorvTurnerOverdrive

this is just an attempt by a magazine company to stay relevant in the digital world. make a list, put someone controversial at the top and watch the internet buzz for a week. same with christina hendricks and esquire.

if they had picked someone like bar rafeali the whole world would have nodded and moved on.

This. And this. It would require traumatic brain injury for me to not think that Bar is #1 for eternity.

korme · 05-15-2010, 12:00 PM

Get it girl!

Pumpy Tudors · 05-15-2010, 12:23 PM

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Get it girl!

Thank you for saving the thread.

NorvTurnerOverdrive · 05-15-2010, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

Bar is #1 for eternity.

she'll always have a special place in my heart. and by heart i mean magazine rack next to the toilet.
Bar-Refaeli-10.jpg

EagleFan · 05-15-2010, 12:48 PM

Jst realized that saldana was on that list. Never realized Lathum's girlfriend was that hot...

Rizon · 01-05-2012, 11:04 AM

Wheelchair sex: hot or not???

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As promised, here’s Katy Perry spending Christmas Day in Hawaii without Russell Brand shortly before he filed for divorce for a cornucopia of reasons ranging from her overly-religious parents to an out-of-control lust for wheelchair porn that she could never satisfy. Yup, you just read that. Hollywood Life reports: “Katy was kinky enough during their first times together and he was very attracted to her,” a source says. “When things got bad, if they got a roll in the hay, they were always better after.” But the source goes on to say that despite Katy’s attempts to keep the spark alive in the bedroom by scheduling monthly date nights at swanky hotels, it was “never enough.” Russell’s sexually fetishes were also reportedly hard for Katy to keep up with. “He likes dirty things,” the source says. “He really gets off on one particular porno with a guy in a wheelchair. He’s attracted to things he can’t imagine happening to him.” Adding that Russell had a closet full of sex toys.

Suicane75 · 01-05-2012, 11:45 AM

Wheelchair sex is perfect for me since I'd prefer to just sit there anyway. But if it's her in the chair? Well that's just aggravation.

Can I pick her up out of the chair and throw her on the floor? Like, does she have to keep up the roleplay even if she's not in the chair. Perhaps she's playing the part of a paralyzed eastern block gymnast whose lower half I want to invigorate with my love and she sort of coyly objects but can't do anything about? I could go for that.

cuervo72 · 01-05-2012, 01:52 PM

I don't know about paralysis, but doing gymnastics with those sure would do a number on her back.

Noop · 01-05-2012, 04:12 PM

25 Danica Patrick - Wow uh no.
24 Nicole Scherzinger - Hmm I would hit it, but not top 25 worthy.
23 Arainny Celeste - Nope.
22 Mila Kunis - Yes.
21 Milla Jovovich - No. Old face.
20 Olivia Wilde - Yes
19 Bar Rafaeli - Yeah but I would drop her down a bit below Mila.
18 Christina Aguilera - Uh no.
17 Leighton Meester - Nope.
16 Seltita Ebanks - Ugly.
15 Amanda Bynes - Yes
14 Scarlett Johansson - Did people not see her nudes? Hell Yes.
13 Amber Heard - No
12 Audrina Patridge - Yes. I am have never heard of her, but now I love her.
11 Eva Mendes - Yes
10 Marissa Miller - No.
9 Kim Kardashian - I am going to say no because she is a terrible lay.
8 Oliva Munn - Haha no.
7 Elisabetta Canalis - No.
6 Rihanna - Yes
5 Megan Fox - NO
4 Blake Lively - No
3 Zoe Saldana - Yes
2 Brooklyn Decker - Yes
1 Katy Perry - NO. NOPE

Ksyrup · 01-05-2012, 04:16 PM

You could have given me 6000 guesses who that is in those pics up there, and I never would have thought Katy Perry. I guess I haven't looked at her all that much, and those shots aren't great of her face, but damn, I don't see "her" in that face at all. Too much effin makeup ordinarily, I guess.

Radii · 01-05-2012, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

You could have given me 6000 guesses who that is in those pics up there, and I never would have thought Katy Perry. I guess I haven't looked at her all that much, and those shots aren't great of her face, but damn, I don't see "her" in that face at all. Too much effin makeup ordinarily, I guess.

completely agree.

rowech · 01-05-2012, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

25 Danica Patrick - Wow uh no.
24 Nicole Scherzinger - Hmm I would hit it, but not top 25 worthy.
23 Arainny Celeste - Nope.
22 Mila Kunis - Yes.
21 Milla Jovovich - No. Old face.
20 Olivia Wilde - Yes
19 Bar Rafaeli - Yeah but I would drop her down a bit below Mila.
18 Christina Aguilera - Uh no.
17 Leighton Meester - Nope.
16 Seltita Ebanks - Ugly.
15 Amanda Bynes - Yes
14 Scarlett Johansson - Did people not see her nudes? Hell Yes.
13 Amber Heard - No
12 Audrina Patridge - Yes. I am have never heard of her, but now I love her.
11 Eva Mendes - Yes
10 Marissa Miller - No.
9 Kim Kardashian - I am going to say no because she is a terrible lay.
8 Oliva Munn - Haha no.
7 Elisabetta Canalis - No.
6 Rihanna - Yes
5 Megan Fox - NO
4 Blake Lively - No
3 Zoe Saldana - Yes
2 Brooklyn Decker - Yes
1 Katy Perry - NO. NOPE

You're out of your mind on Marissa Miller.

mckerney · 01-05-2012, 04:54 PM

Yup.

Rizon · 01-05-2012, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

You could have given me 6000 guesses who that is in those pics up there, and I never would have thought Katy Perry. I guess I haven't looked at her all that much, and those shots aren't great of her face, but damn, I don't see "her" in that face at all. Too much effin makeup ordinarily, I guess.

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completely agree.

Katy wears about 50 pounds of makeup

Matthean · 01-05-2012, 05:05 PM

Just because makeup can make a woman look better doesn't mean she needs to spray paint her face. She has always looked a million times better with minimal makeup. Her personality and lack of talent make me not interested in her, but I'm sure a decent amount of it is purely for hype reasons.

EagleFan · 01-05-2012, 05:16 PM

Arianny has got to be a hell yeah!!!

ISiddiqui · 01-05-2012, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by mckerney

Yup.

Is that picture supposed to make me agree with Noop?

rowech · 01-05-2012, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

Is that picture supposed to make me agree with Noop?

That picture doesn't even remotely do her justice...

NSFW probably....

http://www.marisamiller.com/

Marisa Miller SI Swimsuit Collection - Sports Illustrated - SI Vault

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05-15-2010, 12:40 AM	#107
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Yes to Katy Perry...this pic is the best evidence I can offer for now: Here's another: I do appreciate nice large natural boobs combined with a tiny waist, but there's just something else out about her that always gets my blood pumping. I'll have to think about it. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com Last edited by Karlifornia : 05-15-2010 at 12:43 AM.

05-15-2010, 12:55 AM	#108
Alan T Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mass.	I think Katy Perry is pretty and all, but I think I figured out what my main problem is with her.... When I look at her, I just can't help but get the whole psycho-ex girlfriend vibe, like she would not surprise me at all if one day we found out she was a serial killer or something. __________________ Couch to ??k - From the couch to a Marathon in roughly 18 months.

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05-14-2010, 10:49 PM	#105
SteveMax58 College Starter Join Date: Dec 2006	Wow...this whole time you guys are mentioning Lily Allen and I've been thinking Lily Tomlin. At first I thought it must have been a carry over joke from a thread I missed but...well, damn.

05-15-2010, 10:00 AM	#114
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	The thing is Zooey+bigger boobs is pretty much a slice of heaven. So sign me up.

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Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	I don't think Katy looks much like Zooey. I'm all about Zooey's face, but Katy's face looks like some kind of doll. Yes, a sex doll, but still it's kind of creepy. Based on a headshot I would have a hard time putting her in teh top #1000. But yeah, her body is banging.

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korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Get it girl!

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EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	Jst realized that saldana was on that list. Never realized Lathum's girlfriend was that hot...

01-05-2012, 11:45 AM	#122
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Wheelchair sex is perfect for me since I'd prefer to just sit there anyway. But if it's her in the chair? Well that's just aggravation. Can I pick her up out of the chair and throw her on the floor? Like, does she have to keep up the roleplay even if she's not in the chair. Perhaps she's playing the part of a paralyzed eastern block gymnast whose lower half I want to invigorate with my love and she sort of coyly objects but can't do anything about? I could go for that.

01-05-2012, 04:12 PM	#124
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	25 Danica Patrick - Wow uh no. 24 Nicole Scherzinger - Hmm I would hit it, but not top 25 worthy. 23 Arainny Celeste - Nope. 22 Mila Kunis - Yes. 21 Milla Jovovich - No. Old face. 20 Olivia Wilde - Yes 19 Bar Rafaeli - Yeah but I would drop her down a bit below Mila. 18 Christina Aguilera - Uh no. 17 Leighton Meester - Nope. 16 Seltita Ebanks - Ugly. 15 Amanda Bynes - Yes 14 Scarlett Johansson - Did people not see her nudes? Hell Yes. 13 Amber Heard - No 12 Audrina Patridge - Yes. I am have never heard of her, but now I love her. 11 Eva Mendes - Yes 10 Marissa Miller - No. 9 Kim Kardashian - I am going to say no because she is a terrible lay. 8 Oliva Munn - Haha no. 7 Elisabetta Canalis - No. 6 Rihanna - Yes 5 Megan Fox - NO 4 Blake Lively - No 3 Zoe Saldana - Yes 2 Brooklyn Decker - Yes 1 Katy Perry - NO. NOPE __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

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Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	You could have given me 6000 guesses who that is in those pics up there, and I never would have thought Katy Perry. I guess I haven't looked at her all that much, and those shots aren't great of her face, but damn, I don't see "her" in that face at all. Too much effin makeup ordinarily, I guess. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Yup.

01-05-2012, 05:05 PM	#130
Matthean Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Aug 2008	Just because makeup can make a woman look better doesn't mean she needs to spray paint her face. She has always looked a million times better with minimal makeup. Her personality and lack of talent make me not interested in her, but I'm sure a decent amount of it is purely for hype reasons. __________________ Board games: Bringing people back to the original social network, the table.

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