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NorvTurnerOverdrive · 05-13-2010, 05:32 PM

my beagle has gotten so fat when she sits she splays her legs like tony pena.

Galaxy · 05-13-2010, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ColtCrazy

My neighbor's wife makes a point of constantly posting things on facebook that she does on a daily basis "going to Wal-Mart, playing with the kids". Sure, I could ignore her, but instead I come up with sarcastic posts to counter what she considers important news.

I find facebook morbidly fascinating and highly irritating simultaneously.

+1

JediKooter · 05-13-2010, 06:10 PM

Padres swept the Giants again. Who would have thought?

MJ4H · 05-13-2010, 06:12 PM

I wonder how many tournaments in a row I can play where I fold for hours, get it all-in with a huge edge and get sucked out on the first time I play a hand.

JediKooter · 05-13-2010, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MJ4H

I wonder how many tournaments in a row I can play where I fold for hours, get it all-in with a huge edge and get sucked out on the first time I play a hand.

Is this a masturbation tournament? "fold for hours", "huge edge", "get sucked out" and "play a hand". Very interesting.

TCY Junkie · 05-13-2010, 07:20 PM

Met this girl online that's crazy.

cuervo72 · 05-13-2010, 07:21 PM

Post-baby, Kari Byron looks sexy as ever.

Drake · 05-14-2010, 08:00 AM

Yes, yes, cuervo.

Drake · 05-14-2010, 08:06 AM

My random thought for the day:

Despite all the traumas we've endured, I'd rather be married to my wife than anyone else in the world. She makes me happy.

Apathetic Lurker · 05-14-2010, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

Met this girl online that's crazy.

Is she really, really short with a flat head? Because if she is...........

ISiddiqui · 05-14-2010, 08:26 AM

I just heard "Better Off Ted" got canceled

Ksyrup · 05-14-2010, 08:26 AM

ABC just cancelled half their shows, I think.

Dodgerchick · 05-14-2010, 10:27 AM

People who take back apologies are asshats. If you're not sorry, don't apologize.

Doug5984 · 05-14-2010, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

Post-baby, Kari Byron looks sexy as ever.

This might deserve it's own thread...

JediKooter · 05-14-2010, 11:24 AM

Would be cool to see another Lakers/Celtics NBA finals, but, they have to wear the 80s uniforms.

Dodgerchick · 05-14-2010, 11:31 AM

^^ yes

Dodgerchick · 05-14-2010, 11:33 AM

dola,

Today is National Dance Like a Chicken Day, so get up and get your pluck on!

Izulde · 05-14-2010, 11:34 AM

Keep fucking that chicken.

With waffles.

Noop · 05-14-2010, 11:52 AM

1. If a woman cheats on you she will likely do it again. Walk away and never look back.

2. If you think she is cheating then she likely is... when you confront her understand those tears are because she can't be with that other guy.

3. Forgiveness is a job for God. Your job is to get the hell out of there.

Edit: Posted this while I was reading a text message from my ex.

So I was just reminding myself.

korme · 05-14-2010, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

I got this shirt the other day:

Dude that is awesome. Haha.

Ksyrup · 05-14-2010, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

1. If a woman cheats on you she will likely do it again. Walk away and never look back.

2. If you think she is cheating then she likely is... when you confront her understand those tears are because she can't be with that other guy.

3. Forgiveness is a job for God. Your job is to get the hell out of there.

This doesn't seem so random. Please erase and post in the "Thoughts I continually express on this forum whenever I see an opportunity that don't deserve their own thread" thread.

Noop · 05-14-2010, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

This doesn't seem so random. Please erase and post in the "Thoughts I continually express on this forum whenever I see an opportunity that don't deserve their own thread" thread.

Thread police bout ta arrest me yo!!!!!!!!!!!

im jus tryin to add to dis thang na mean playa?

jus droppin sum real kno ledge n muthafucka fo suckas learn na mean playa?

stop hatin playa n fall bak.

2 fingas in up 2 fingas down thumb cross da middle ya dig playa?

Ksyrup · 05-14-2010, 01:14 PM

Dude, stopping pretending to be a Miami Hurricanes fan, you're giving me a headache.

Noop · 05-14-2010, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Dude, stopping pretending to be a Miami Hurricanes fan, you're giving me a headache.

Well I guess you can add me to the ignore list then playa.

stevew · 05-14-2010, 02:03 PM

Don't let me walk 95% of the way to the mailbox, and then tell me the mail hasn't come yet. Let me open it up and figure this out for myself.

stevew · 05-14-2010, 02:04 PM

Why the fuck does Woot sell knife sets and golf clubs. WTF.

ISiddiqui · 05-14-2010, 02:15 PM

Why not? People buy those things too.

korme · 05-14-2010, 02:45 PM

I'd love to make my facebook status "so youjizz... whattup with all the shemale?" but I don't think it'd be appropriate.

boberot · 05-14-2010, 02:56 PM

As somebody who has been pretty lean most of my life, I'll never forget the first time I bounded up the stairs, two at a time, and felt stuff on my body jiggle up and down with each step.

* sigh *

cuervo72 · 05-14-2010, 03:32 PM

If Carlos Beltran has a baby girl he should name her 'Chastity'.

DataKing · 05-14-2010, 03:41 PM

Why does Olive Garden always bring breadsticks in a number equal to the number in your party plus one? If I go as a party of two, they bring three breadsticks. If I go as a party of four, they bring out five. Are they hoping to see people fight over the extra breadstick? Inquiring minds want to know.

stevew · 05-14-2010, 04:24 PM

How come if I even sniff a Taco Bell taco, I have to shit my brains out. But I can eat like 5 home cooked tacos and it does nothing to me.

claphamsa · 05-14-2010, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logan

Is there an actor out there with two more iconic roles than Harrison Ford?

i think harrison ford is a talantless over rated hack, who ruins every movie he is in! (either that or the suck on their own)

duckman · 05-14-2010, 04:46 PM

I wish the hot chick in my office didn't smoke. I would totally ask her out.

Poli · 05-14-2010, 05:00 PM

I'm really glad the Cardinals let David Eckstein go so they could bring in Khalil Greene, Brendan Ryan, and Tyler Greene to play shortstop.

Football takes up a lot of my time.

I recently did something I swore I would never do: I umpired a little league game.

JediKooter · 05-14-2010, 05:07 PM

I really need to hurry up and my direct deposit crap set up.

Rizon · 05-14-2010, 05:12 PM

In other surprising news: Lance Bass is gay.

RainMaker · 05-14-2010, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo72

Post-baby, Kari Byron looks sexy as ever.

Pics?

duckman · 05-14-2010, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo72

Post-baby, Kari Byron looks sexy as ever.

Oh God, yes.

Drake · 05-14-2010, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevew

How come if I even sniff a Taco Bell taco, I have to shit my brains out. But I can eat like 5 home cooked tacos and it does nothing to me.

On a related note, why do I suddenly have to pee every time I walk into the library? Doesn't matter what library in what city. I walk in the library and suddenly I have to piss like a race horse.

Scoobz0202 · 05-14-2010, 09:48 PM

Same thing happens to me, Drake. Also when I walk into a video rental place for some reason....

stevew · 05-15-2010, 12:03 AM

Has anyone ever had a worse series of movies(or whatever) than Ray Liotta did from the time Goodfellas was released until now? He's the king of making a 5.6 IMDB movie which fails at the Box Office.

My brother and I were talking about how somehow Liotta and Jeff Goldblum avoided becoming A-Listers even though they were in the right spot to become them.

larrymcg421 · 05-15-2010, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Has anyone ever had a worse series of movies(or whatever) than Ray Liotta did from the time Goodfellas was released until now? He's the king of making a 5.6 IMDB movie which fails at the Box Office.

My brother and I were talking about how somehow Liotta and Jeff Goldblum avoided becoming A-Listers even though they were in the right spot to become them.

Meh. Goldblum was never really on track to be an A-lister. He's a bit too quirky for that. I agree that Liotta probably had a chance and screwed it up with some really bad choices.

stevew · 05-15-2010, 12:19 AM

The Goldblum Rush Is On | Movies | EW.com

LOL, he just found this.

Quote:

By Chris Nashawaty | Jul 19, 1996
You want to talk real power? The kind of raw, hand-over-fist moneymaking marquee ballistics that make studio sharpies swoon like teenyboppers watching Elvis? Think Goldblum, Jeff Goldblum. Since he received rave reviews in 1986 for The Fly, the geeky actor has pretty much been stuck in the bush leagues, starring in films like 1988's Vibes — opposite Cyndi Lauper, no less! But look at the evidence: Independence Day just became the fastest movie to reach the $100 million mark, beating out Jurassic Park, which featured... Getting the picture?

''This moves him into a category he's never been in before,'' says Goldblum's ecstatic manager, Keith Addis. ''The phone calls I get have changed overnight.'' Of course, crediting Goldblum for the success of Jurassic Park and ID is like saying Mark Hamill packed 'em in for the Star Wars trilogy. But in Hollywood's bottom-line culture, Goldblum has morphed into a latter-day King Midas. In fact, his last six films have averaged $126 million, which, according to ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY's star-salary formula, should put his price tag at $14.6 million per flick. That makes his fee for ID — a mere $1 million or so — the deal of the century. And with Steven Spielberg's Jurassic sequel, The Lost World, on tap for next summer, producers not already genuflecting for His Goldblumness will no doubt be scurrying to sign him while he's still relatively cheap.

EW's archives are amazing btw.

larrymcg421 · 05-15-2010, 12:24 AM

Right, but that article pretty much explains why he's not an A-lister.

For a more modern example, Rupert Grint is not going to be an A-lister.

Drake · 05-15-2010, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Scoobz0202

Same thing happens to me, Drake. Also when I walk into a video rental place for some reason....

I'm glad to know it's not just me.

DanGarion · 05-15-2010, 01:54 AM

I love you all.

Dodgerchick · 05-15-2010, 05:52 PM

Pancakes are like cereal, they're good any time of day.

MJ4H · 05-16-2010, 08:50 PM

I would give both those girls an astigmatism they would never forget.

sterlingice · 05-16-2010, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DataKing

It's one of those odd combinations that you wouldn't necessarily think of, but actually go quite well together.

Agreed- one of those things I've discovered living in Richmond

SI

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cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Post-baby, Kari Byron looks sexy as ever. __________________ null

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NorvTurnerOverdrive College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2008	my beagle has gotten so fat when she sits she splays her legs like tony pena.

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MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	I wonder how many tournaments in a row I can play where I fold for hours, get it all-in with a huge edge and get sucked out on the first time I play a hand.

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Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	Yes, yes, cuervo.

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Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	My random thought for the day: Despite all the traumas we've endured, I'd rather be married to my wife than anyone else in the world. She makes me happy.

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JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Would be cool to see another Lakers/Celtics NBA finals, but, they have to wear the 80s uniforms. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

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Dodgerchick College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Austin, TX	^^ yes

05-14-2010, 11:33 AM	#117
Dodgerchick College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Austin, TX	dola, Today is National Dance Like a Chicken Day, so get up and get your pluck on!

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Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	1. If a woman cheats on you she will likely do it again. Walk away and never look back. 2. If you think she is cheating then she likely is... when you confront her understand those tears are because she can't be with that other guy. 3. Forgiveness is a job for God. Your job is to get the hell out of there. Edit: Posted this while I was reading a text message from my ex. So I was just reminding myself. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater. Last edited by Noop : 05-14-2010 at 01:10 PM.

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Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Dude, stopping pretending to be a Miami Hurricanes fan, you're giving me a headache. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Don't let me walk 95% of the way to the mailbox, and then tell me the mail hasn't come yet. Let me open it up and figure this out for myself.

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stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Why the fuck does Woot sell knife sets and golf clubs. WTF.

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ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	Why not? People buy those things too. __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

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korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	I'd love to make my facebook status "so youjizz... whattup with all the shemale?" but I don't think it'd be appropriate.

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stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	How come if I even sniff a Taco Bell taco, I have to shit my brains out. But I can eat like 5 home cooked tacos and it does nothing to me.

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Scoobz0202 Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dayton, Ohio	Same thing happens to me, Drake. Also when I walk into a video rental place for some reason....

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stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Has anyone ever had a worse series of movies(or whatever) than Ray Liotta did from the time Goodfellas was released until now? He's the king of making a 5.6 IMDB movie which fails at the Box Office. My brother and I were talking about how somehow Liotta and Jeff Goldblum avoided becoming A-Listers even though they were in the right spot to become them.

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