WW CXLVI: Portal GAME OVER - Test8

[tyketime]

Mmmm... I love cake!

[hoopsguy]

Originally Posted by Narcizo

IN

Please let me be in some position where I can mess with Narcizo's mind in some way that hasn't already been done

I don't ask for much.

[Abe Sargent]

Originally Posted by hoopsguy

Please let me be in some position where I can mess with Narcizo's mind in some way that hasn't already been done

I don't ask for much.

Would you like for me to write you two a pm about "conversion?"

[Narcizo]

Originally Posted by hoopsguy

Please let me be in some position where I can mess with Narcizo's mind in some way that hasn't already been done

I don't ask for much.

I'm mindmess-proof, nowadays. Kinda. Possibly. Which is nice for me but boring for everyone else.



Vote Marc Vaughan

That's for Cm9798 and my incomplete dissertation.

[CrimsonFox]

You know you really should watch out for the guy that signed up ahead of you. HE was talking about you.

The portal will open in 4 days.

[CrimsonFox]

Originally Posted by Danny

Free copies of FM to everyone who doesn't lynch Marc!!

sold. I will not lynch marc...

[KWhit]

Oh what the hell. I love Portal too much to stay out of this one.

IN.

[CrimsonFox]

Originally Posted by KWhit

Oh what the hell. I love Portal too much to stay out of this one.

IN.

Did you know that Kwhit spelled backwards sounds like Tick?

...which you'll be hearing a lot of in 3 days.

As in...tick...tick...tick...*BOOM*.

Now you know who you can blame.

>*BLEEPZ*<

[The Jackal]

Originally Posted by CrimsonFox

As in...tick...tick...tick...*BOOM*.

Now you know who you can blame.

>*BLEEPZ*<

The hives?

[Julio Riddols]

OMG there are BEES in the BUILDING!!

[CrimsonFox]

Are you having pleasant dreams? We apologize for this inconvenience. We will fix this at once.

The portal will open in 1 days.

[Danny]

Im going to withdraw, just not in the mood to play a ww game right now

[CrimsonFox]

System Maintenance commencing in a few hours...

[CrimsonFox]

System Maintenance commencing in 1 hour. You will be put into Advanced Hypnohypernap until that time. Please do not attempt to get up during System Maintenance. Please do not attempt to talk during System Maintenance. Please do not attempt to eat spaghetti as it will not stay on your fork. Please lie there until System Maintenance is complete.

[CrimsonFox]

Please stand by for mandatory System Maintenance. This won't hurt a bit...

[Narcizo]

Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

OMG there are BEES in the BUILDING!!

There's only one as far as I can see.

[CrimsonFox]

Good Morning and Welcome, ***Subject Name Here***, to the Enrichment Center. System Maintenance was declared in the category of...Ripping Success!

Please stand up and move around the Test Chamber. The Portal will open in ...3...2...1...

>*BLEEPZT*<

[CrimsonFox]

(What you awake to and how things look and sound, especially the voice)

[CrimsonFox]

You may now talk freely. Anyone forcing you to say anything is not part of this test.

Anyone who feels they did not receive an Aperture Science officially forwarded PM should contact the name on the left immediately by super secret Aperture Science PM.

If you are what is ordinarily considered in terms of this game a vanilla villager, your Aperture Science officially forwarded PM will mention that you are an Aperture Science Tester. Unfortunately the official Aperture Science thick letter creator is somewhat on the fritz so formatting may be a little--*FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

>*BLEEPZ*<

[CrimsonFox]

Test 2: Voting
voting.jpg
Congratulations, Test Subjects.
We had almost unanimous success with the signup test. Now we begin your next test: You will vote for a fellow test-mate.

To vote, simply display the word VOTE followed by the tester's name and decorate it in Unified extra thick aperture science text known as Boldface.

As in

VOTE MARY

This will signify that without any confusion or unsubstantiated data error, that you are voting for Mary. You have until 1900 hours PST to complete this test. You must vote for someone. If you do not vote for someone, votes for you will be processed. The winner of this test is the person who receives the most votes. Then a party.

>*BLEEPZ*<

[Narcizo]

Hello "everyone".

Oh yeah. I remember now. Stupid Americatime.

[Raiders Army]

Never played Portal, but my kids have. Anyhow, checking in this morning.

[Raiders Army]

I'll throw out the second vote and pile on.

VOTE MARY

[hoopsguy]

Suspicious piling on Mary like that, before she has had a chance to check in ...

VOTE

nah, not ready to do that yet

[Ragone]

Vote Cake

it is a lie remember

[JAG]

Originally Posted by CrimsonFox

[i][b](What you awake to and how things look and sound, especially the voice)

Cool.

Vote Julio Riddols

Winner of 'Most irritating IN color selection'

[Simbo Klice]

I take it this is just standard WW then-

Vote Julio Riddols

Just a horrible color selection.

[Barkeep49]

Vote Jag

Seems unsporting to vote for someone like that. I normally like to vote for people who aren't around D1 so if I'm around later will be open to changing my vote.

[KWhit]

Hello fellow testers.

I'm wondering if there will be any actual tests here in this silly testing facility. Or if we're all just supposed to sit around and listen to this annoying voice all day and vote to off each other.

Did you hear that, Gladdy? Are you going to give us a test? Or is this "Testing Chamber" as poorly named as it is ugly?

[GoldenEagle]

Vanilla villager checking in.

[britrock88]

Hi there!

[hoopsguy]

It has been long enough since I played a "standard" WW game that I had sort of forgotten how close to the vest everyone plays on Day 1.

[Raiders Army]

Originally Posted by Barkeep49

Vote Jag

Seems unsporting to vote for someone like that. I normally like to vote for people who aren't around D1 so if I'm around later will be open to changing my vote.

I dunno. I can understand why he voted like that. That being said, I thought the color selection was interesting!

[JAG]

Originally Posted by hoopsguy

It has been long enough since I played a "standard" WW game that I had sort of forgotten how close to the vest everyone plays on Day 1.

Seriously. Come on you pansies.

[britrock88]

Oh yeah... I'll be out at the deadline, so I'd better get a vote in early just in case.

VOTE ZINTO

[PackerFanatic]

Hooray for testing!

Eeny...meeny..miney...mo!

VOTE AUTUMN

[tyketime]

Name calling... check!
Piling on... check
Paranoia... check

Sounds like a typical Day 1 to me.

[The Jackal]

Speaking of paranoia..

VOTE NARCIZO

[hoopsguy]

Normally this deadline time works pretty well for me, but I'll be in Narcizo mode today ... as in, having to leave 5 hours before deadline. So I'll be casting a vote early. Just hoping to be in a position to have some meaning behind it, rather than a 100% pure stab at a candidate who moves into a nine-way tie with one vote.

[Passacaglia]

Vinegar checking in.

[Zinto]

Originally Posted by JAG

Cool.

Vote Julio Riddols

Winner of 'Most irritating IN color selection'

I was going to post before the game started and tell Julio that his color selection would make him a prime early vote target day one

[britrock88]

Originally Posted by Zinto

I was going to post before the game started and tell Julio that his color selection would make him a prime early vote target day one

If you had posted, I'd have voted for someone else... though this can change.

[Autumn]

I'm out of town for most of this week, so while I should be able to play just fine, my times will be erratic.

With that, checking in, and making the easy vote. Who killed me in the dungeon and ruined my gaming experience? oh yeah.

VOTE KWHIT

[Passacaglia]

Originally Posted by hoopsguy

Normally this deadline time works pretty well for me, but I'll be in Narcizo mode today ... as in, having to leave 5 hours before deadline. So I'll be casting a vote early. Just hoping to be in a position to have some meaning behind it, rather than a 100% pure stab at a candidate who moves into a nine-way tie with one vote.

This is pretty much me. Y'all know that I love to switch at the last minute, but evenings are not as free for me as usual.

[Zinto]

Originally Posted by britrock88

If you had posted, I'd have voted for someone else... though this can change.

No worries on voting for me early, it is part of the game

[bhlloy]

Vote GE

No reason, just a day 1 vote and too early to put a second on

[JAG]

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

Vinegar checking in.

Balsamic?

[Narcizo]

Originally Posted by Barkeep49

Vote Jag

Seems unsporting to vote for someone like that. I normally like to vote for people who aren't around D1 so if I'm around later will be open to changing my vote.

Last time I checked in I thought everyone was all about the not voting for people who aren't around D1. You know what with the potential role-reveals and whatnot. Then again with no roles listed I've no idea what sort of role reveal would be accepted in this sort of game anyway.

[Narcizo]

Originally Posted by bhlloy

Vote GE

No reason, just a day 1 vote and too early to put a second on

It's never too early to put in a second vote.

Vote GoldenEagle

[Passacaglia]

Originally Posted by Narcizo

It's never too early to put in a second vote.

Vote GoldenEagle

I dunno about that. I'd say that before the first vote, it's too early to put in a second vote.