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Old 08-28-2004, 02:19 PM   #101
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Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!"
Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"


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Old 08-30-2004, 11:01 PM   #102
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Old 08-31-2004, 08:03 PM   #103
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Old 08-31-2004, 08:31 PM   #104
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Old 09-01-2004, 08:10 AM   #105
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Old 09-01-2004, 09:46 AM   #106
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Old 09-01-2004, 10:04 AM   #107
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Old 09-01-2004, 02:18 PM   #108
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Old 09-01-2004, 02:25 PM   #109
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Old 09-01-2004, 03:55 PM   #110
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Old 09-01-2004, 09:55 PM   #111
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Old 09-01-2004, 09:58 PM   #112
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Old 09-01-2004, 10:40 PM   #113
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Old 09-10-2004, 01:42 PM   #114
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Old 09-11-2004, 12:46 AM   #115
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Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!"
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Old 09-15-2004, 03:41 PM   #116
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Old 09-20-2004, 01:18 PM   #117
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Old 09-24-2004, 12:43 PM   #118
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Old 09-24-2004, 12:50 PM   #120
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Old 11-03-2004, 01:13 AM   #121
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Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!"
Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"


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Old 11-26-2004, 11:23 AM   #122
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Old 11-26-2004, 11:24 AM   #123
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Old 11-26-2004, 11:25 AM   #124
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Old 11-26-2004, 05:44 PM   #125
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Old 11-27-2004, 07:47 AM   #126
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Old 11-30-2004, 06:13 PM   #128
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Old 11-30-2004, 08:02 PM   #129
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Old 11-30-2004, 08:22 PM   #130
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Old 11-30-2004, 08:23 PM   #131
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Old 12-03-2004, 01:57 PM   #132
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Old 12-03-2004, 02:04 PM   #134
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Old 12-03-2004, 02:13 PM   #135
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Old 12-03-2004, 02:35 PM   #136
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Old 12-03-2004, 07:53 PM   #140
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Old 12-05-2004, 09:59 PM   #142
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Old 12-14-2004, 04:58 PM   #147
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Old 12-14-2004, 05:38 PM   #148
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