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Old 12-09-2004, 10:35 PM   #101
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I'm not sure which is worse: tubgirl or goatse. I'm somewhat on the squeamish side, but I don't think they're THAT bad, though. .

I think you may have a different definition of squeamish than I do.

K: You're right, the more I think about it (lemonparty), the funnier it gets. All of the other stuff I just don't want to know anymore.
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Old 12-10-2004, 12:08 AM   #102
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Here's one of my son.


how old is your son in that picture? - he looks about the same age as my daughter

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Old 12-10-2004, 08:21 AM   #103
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how old is your son in that picture? - he looks about the same age as my daughter

He's 5 months old now. He was probably about 3 or 3.5 when that was taken.

Thankfully he doesn't look like that all the time. I'd be getting worried.
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Old 12-10-2004, 08:22 AM   #104
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Cam: Now you got me confused. You live in Burke, state your location as being Ok City and you have a job in NoVA?

Sheer laziness.. I need to update my location.
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Old 05-19-2005, 03:14 PM   #105
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Old 05-19-2005, 04:31 PM   #106
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Old 05-19-2005, 04:39 PM   #107
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Mmmmm, yummy!

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Old 05-19-2005, 04:42 PM   #108
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I'm not sure which is worse: tubgirl or goatse. I'm somewhat on the squeamish side, but I don't think they're THAT bad, though. Now, wtftit... that disturbs me to the point that I can't eat for hours after seeing it.

Mmm, Internet image legends.

Ok, describe that one...I've never heard of it.
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Old 05-20-2005, 12:12 AM   #109
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Ok, describe that one...I've never heard of it.

wtftit is worse than it sounds. It's just a human breast with some type of seeds or pods or something superimposed on it. It's just so disturbing. I've seen it twice, and it just unsettles me to no end.
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Old 05-20-2005, 07:15 AM   #110
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Well, that certainly sounds yummy. Glad I didn't look.
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Old 05-20-2005, 08:38 AM   #111
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wtftit is worse than it sounds. It's just a human breast with some type of seeds or pods or something superimposed on it. It's just so disturbing. I've seen it twice, and it just unsettles me to no end.

It's not that bad, really. Looks very fake to me...
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Old 05-20-2005, 08:40 AM   #112
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Nobody liked my gross stuffed cow head pic...
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Old 05-20-2005, 08:40 AM   #113
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It's not that bad, really. Looks very fake to me...

I agree, that and the male equivalent, looks like a Photoshop job. Or at least an Ann Geddes photo shoot gone wild.
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Old 05-20-2005, 10:31 AM   #114
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Nobody liked my gross stuffed cow head pic...

I dont think anybody knew that it was a stuffed cow head.
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Old 05-20-2005, 12:17 PM   #115
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Nobody liked my gross stuffed cow head pic...

Now that you mention it, it does look like a stuffed cow head. Pardon me while I go throw-up...
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Old 05-20-2005, 12:40 PM   #116
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Nobody liked my gross stuffed cow head pic...

I thought it was a bloated human hand.
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Old 05-20-2005, 12:42 PM   #117
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I thought it was roast Yeti leg.
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Old 05-20-2005, 12:46 PM   #118
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I thought it was a differnt cow part.
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Old 05-20-2005, 01:05 PM   #119
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Old 05-20-2005, 01:21 PM   #120
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How can someone not notice that??????
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Old 05-20-2005, 01:21 PM   #121
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Look at the logo.
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Old 05-20-2005, 01:23 PM   #122
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Old 05-20-2005, 01:25 PM   #123
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Old 05-20-2005, 05:06 PM   #124
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Old 05-24-2005, 08:24 AM   #125
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Hee hee.
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Old 05-24-2005, 08:28 AM   #126
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I saw that and am still trying to figure out if it's real or not.
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Old 05-24-2005, 08:31 AM   #127
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I saw that and am still trying to figure out if it's real or not.

The hair or the picture? Both are incredible.
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Old 05-24-2005, 08:34 AM   #128
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Is it real? Because it's fantastic!

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Old 05-24-2005, 01:39 PM   #129
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Hee hee.


This pic hasn't gotten enough love around here. C'mon! Give us some captions...

Rock Me Amadeus!

The Wall of Hair

Man, Yahoo Serious has aged really poorly!

It's Bob Ross's ghost!

Goin' for the Insanity Plea
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Old 05-24-2005, 02:36 PM   #130
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Hee hee.


Not only is the hair incredible, but check out the buttons on that shirt!
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Old 05-24-2005, 02:42 PM   #131
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That's a hairy asshat.
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Old 05-24-2005, 03:11 PM   #132
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Hee hee.

Jerry Rickman awaits the courts ruling on whether his hair can be deemed a wildlife sanctuary, being home to the endangered Vitalis Sparrow. Rickman has been unable to cut his hair since PETA brought the suit against him last October.
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Old 05-24-2005, 03:19 PM   #133
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Hee hee.

Tina Turner's skin bleaching goes horribly wrong.
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Old 05-24-2005, 03:40 PM   #134
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Hee hee.

Geez, I must really be slipping to forget this one:

He's actually 6'5", with the Afro 6'9"...
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Old 05-24-2005, 04:06 PM   #135
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Not only is the hair incredible, but check out the buttons on that shirt!

But the pocket hankie adds that panache that was otherwise missing from a sterling ensamble.
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Old 05-24-2005, 09:13 PM   #136
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But the pocket hankie adds that panache that was otherwise missing from a sterling ensamble.

And is that a broach of some sort on the other side of his coat?
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Old 05-24-2005, 09:33 PM   #137
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He's actually nuttier than Michael Jackson and Robert Blake combined.

http://www.bartcop.com/spector_hair.jpg
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Old 05-24-2005, 10:04 PM   #138
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Old 05-27-2005, 03:24 PM   #139
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Old 05-27-2005, 03:36 PM   #140
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Enough with the hairy dude...

Now HERE's some Grade A material:



Animal sex is rich territory. But then there's potty humor:



I'm en fuego! But this is my favorite:

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Old 05-27-2005, 03:43 PM   #141
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This is one is the funniest yet.
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Old 05-27-2005, 03:51 PM   #142
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Here he is as a kid, duckie...

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Old 05-27-2005, 06:07 PM   #143
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ducky, that's bad, really bad.
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Old 05-27-2005, 06:53 PM   #144
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I wasn't ready for that. I need to go walk it off.

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Old 05-27-2005, 06:56 PM   #145
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Old 05-27-2005, 09:14 PM   #146
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Ack, it looks like Snopes don't like hotlinking...
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Old 05-28-2005, 11:56 AM   #147
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ducky, that's bad, really bad.

We can thank maximus for finding and posting that gem in the Can a child molester ever be called "hot" thread.
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Old 05-29-2005, 02:45 AM   #148
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Hee hee.

'Peter Gammons' Baseball Knowledge', now available in a topical cream- He's not only the president, he's also a client.
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