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Old 06-07-2005, 07:06 PM   #101
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How come I'm not on the list?
I guess I'm not cool enough.....
I get no respect around here.....

I thought you were all cgi myself.
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Old 06-07-2005, 07:12 PM   #102
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I thought you were all cgi myself.
Me Yoda! Cool!!!
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Old 06-07-2005, 07:23 PM   #103
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Or I could just be a no talented actor getting by on his good looks.
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Old 06-07-2005, 07:33 PM   #104
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There are no-talented actors who still get by with bad looks.

Paging Jim Carrey. Paging Jim Carrey.

He and Tom Brady have special places reserved in Hell for them I'm sure.
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Old 06-07-2005, 08:51 PM   #105
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Old 06-07-2005, 09:09 PM   #106
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WTF? I didn't make the list! You'll pay for this, Shorty!!!!!

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Old 06-07-2005, 09:13 PM   #107
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Old 06-07-2005, 09:44 PM   #108
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I nominate myself as Steve Martin.

Ala "Parenthood," "Father of the Bride," and--of course--"Cheaper by the Dozen"
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Old 06-07-2005, 10:11 PM   #109
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What you guys don't know is that I really am a (former) Hollywood actor.

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Old 06-07-2005, 10:38 PM   #110
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I don't think I've ever seen anything with John Cusak in it.
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Old 06-07-2005, 10:43 PM   #111
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sidenote - Suicane and I have the right to edit to add more people.
I think it is time to use that right
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Old 06-07-2005, 10:45 PM   #112
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You were the very last person we filled out for our original list, and after drawing blanks, we came up with sailor = Glen Quagmire = Seth McFarlane's voice

That's cool. I suppose it could have been worse.
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Old 06-07-2005, 10:49 PM   #113
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I'm not noticable enough...

I could go for Steve McQueen or Roy Schieder...but I'm probably more of an early "Marathon Man" Dustin Hoffman.

edit: come to think of it, I know who I am...I'm John Ritter, I'm a nice guy but I've been in some terrible non-memorable movies...

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Old 06-07-2005, 11:01 PM   #114
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bbor should be John Goodman.


LOL

Hmmm...funny fat guy....that works for me
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Old 06-07-2005, 11:08 PM   #115
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I hereby nominate myself as Chris Farley. :shifty:
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Old 06-07-2005, 11:19 PM   #116
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I don't think I've ever seen anything with John Cusak in it.

Blasphemy.

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Old 06-07-2005, 11:31 PM   #117
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richard lewis? I disagree, there are far more jewish actors that i resemble. The guy from The Hebrew Hammer (great movie)?
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Old 06-07-2005, 11:33 PM   #118
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richard lewis? I disagree, there are far more jewish actors that i resemble. The guy from The Hebrew Hammer (great movie)?

He's Jewish? You're Jewish?
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Old 06-08-2005, 12:08 AM   #119
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Old 06-08-2005, 12:19 AM   #120
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He's Jewish? You're Jewish?

My thoughts exactly!
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Old 06-08-2005, 12:22 AM   #121
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Am I no one??????
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Old 06-08-2005, 12:24 AM   #122
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I guess Bug just about gave me the only option in Hollywood I really had didn't he?
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Old 06-08-2005, 12:29 AM   #123
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I don't think I've ever seen anything with John Cusak in it.

Go see Eight Men Out right now!

And of course, Sixteen Candles!
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Old 06-08-2005, 12:38 AM   #124
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I went with Lewis cause he's a bit nuerotic, and my god can he be a bit long winded without much prompting (no offense Flasch, i love ya)
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Old 06-08-2005, 12:51 AM   #125
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lol...okay, I'll bite. Why am I Kirk? Do I smell like lamb sausage with a touch of ranch dressing?

And, also, am I young Kirk or old Kirk? Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggg difference.

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Old 06-08-2005, 12:57 AM   #126
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lol...okay, I'll bite. Why am I Kirk? Do I smell like lamb sausage with a touch of ranch dressing?

And, also, am I young Kirk or old Kirk? Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggg difference.

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Shorty had that one, we knew we needed a Shatner though.
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Old 06-08-2005, 12:58 AM   #127
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I was alerted to this post via phone earlier ...sooo my question ISSSS..who's Ashton Kutcher so I can go get it on with em?? ANDDD im always up all freakn nite how come im never invited to these conversations i think of wierd crap all the time
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Old 06-08-2005, 01:04 AM   #128
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I was alerted to this post via phone earlier ...sooo my question ISSSS..who's Ashton Kutcher so I can go get it on with em?? ANDDD im always up all freakn nite how come im never invited to these conversations i think of wierd crap all the time

We didnt wanna bestow Ashton on anyone, thats just cruel and besides, we didn't want to picture you getting horizontol with anyone, that just ruins it.
And you're free to join any conversation, just remember, it will always come back to Johnny Harden, so don't get a big head.
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Old 06-08-2005, 01:07 AM   #129
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sooo im the younger short haired still married to Bruce, Demi.....i guesss(sighh)
mannn this is just gonna make Cringer more paranoid about going bald
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Old 06-08-2005, 01:08 AM   #130
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sooo im the younger short haired still married to Bruce, Demi.....i guesss(sighh)
mannn this is just gonna make Cringer more paranoid about going bald

Demi was still married to Bruce in Striptease. Happy now?
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Old 06-08-2005, 01:22 AM   #131
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I was alerted to this post via phone earlier ...sooo my question ISSSS..who's Ashton Kutcher so I can go get it on with em?? ANDDD im always up all freakn nite how come im never invited to these conversations i think of wierd crap all the time
I think I could be either Ashton or Jim Carey. I mean come on Nobody takes me serously around here. Oh and My number is.......
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Old 06-08-2005, 01:31 AM   #132
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k, Chem..in a couple yrs we're A gettin it on
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Old 06-08-2005, 01:42 AM   #133
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k, Chem..in a couple yrs we're A gettin it on
Awesome!!!! Ill be wAitin'
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Old 06-08-2005, 01:44 AM   #134
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Wait just a moment, its MY & Shortys List.
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Old 06-08-2005, 02:00 AM   #135
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I think I win the award for 'most prolific poster without a personality' on the boards. Based on what I've posted my nearly 4,000 (probably a bit more, actually, with the whole post loss fiasco), I couldn't even determine what actor I would be.
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Old 06-08-2005, 04:41 AM   #136
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Very interesting list. This is not the first time someone compared me with Wayne Brady. I'm not quite sure about the comparisons, but it is weird that we share the same birthday and was also married in the same year. What the frick is going on.
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Old 06-08-2005, 05:41 AM   #137
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I think I win the award for 'most prolific poster without a personality' on the boards. Based on what I've posted my nearly 4,000 (probably a bit more, actually, with the whole post loss fiasco), I couldn't even determine what actor I would be.

While my posts look less prolific than yours, I lost a TON in the post lost fiasco... (i was in the top 5)...

Anyway... I have the same 'without a personality' problem it seems..
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Old 06-08-2005, 07:53 AM   #138
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You guys need more funny cocks. Cocky and Funny is the way to get the ladies and respect of the FOFC ELITE PRICKS......*Chuckles*
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Old 06-08-2005, 08:16 AM   #139
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I think I win the award for 'most prolific poster without a personality' on the boards. Based on what I've posted my nearly 4,000 (probably a bit more, actually, with the whole post loss fiasco), I couldn't even determine what actor I would be.

What about Patrick Dempsey, circa Loverboy?
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Old 06-08-2005, 08:17 AM   #140
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Dola, though from your IHOF experiences, I had initially thought Walter Matthau from the first half of Bad News Bears...
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Old 06-08-2005, 09:51 AM   #141
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richard lewis? I disagree, there are far more jewish actors that i resemble. The guy from The Hebrew Hammer (great movie)?

How the fuck is Flasch anyone other than the great Hatcher Flaschen?!?!?
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Old 06-08-2005, 09:52 AM   #142
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How the fuck is Flasch anyone other than the great Hatcher Flaschen?!?!?

This is a rhetorical question, right?
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Old 06-08-2005, 10:29 AM   #143
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Old 06-08-2005, 10:59 AM   #144
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Looking it over...

Wouldn't Quiksand be better as like Anthony Hopkins or Gary Oldman or Jeremy Irons (my favorite pick)...

I take Quiksand to be a very intelligent actor

Of course, he could also be Brent Spiner from Data days if you truly think he is a machine.
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Skydog is Laurence Fishburne, he emits power without overdoing it. I was thinking at first Samuel Jackson but I don't think Skydog would be as unrestrained, you always know somewhere in the movie Samuel L. is gonna bust loose...but Laurence Fishburne is cool even when he's angry.

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Pumpy is Dave Chappelle who I think has more class.

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Hell Atlantic is not Chris Katan...HA is Steven Seagal or Mickey Rourke.

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Fritz is not Jack Black...Fritz is Al Pacino or DeNiro

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I always envisioned Senator as Kirk Douglas

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Buccaneer is Dennis Leary

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Which begs to question?

Who is FOFC's Rob Schneider (in everything but no substance)...I think that is your high post but no personality guy.

Who is Gabriel Byrne?

Who is Brad Pitt?

Who is Leonardo DiCaprio?

Who is Jim Carrey?

Who is Bill Murray?

Where is Gene Hackman?

Where is Dan Ackroyd (another everything but no substance guy but somewhat more credible than Rob Schneider cos he's been in the Blues Brothers)?

Where is John Goodman?

Where is Sam Shepard? Scott Glenn(underated cool actor)?

Alec Baldwin to Stephen Baldwin (man this guy has been in some terrible movies, you know he only gets films because of the name).

There are some great actors out there looking for an FOFC home...

including Tim Curry...and from glory to obscurity Lou Diamond Phillips

Again, I know this is Shorty and Suicaine's baby, but just my two cents.
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Old 06-08-2005, 11:08 AM   #145
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I think I win the award for 'most prolific poster without a personality' on the boards. Based on what I've posted my nearly 4,000 (probably a bit more, actually, with the whole post loss fiasco), I couldn't even determine what actor I would be.

Def. Elijah Wood
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Old 06-08-2005, 11:19 AM   #146
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I think the Afoci reminds me most of Dennis Hopper.

Who is our Kirk Russell from Big Trouble in Little China?
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Old 06-08-2005, 11:23 AM   #147
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I dont wanna be myself....cut outta everything I film. I wanna make it into more stuff than Punisher.
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Old 06-08-2005, 11:54 AM   #148
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What about Patrick Dempsey, circa Loverboy?
Perfect.

My wife says I would be Luke Wilson. I guess that's good.
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Old 06-08-2005, 12:00 PM   #149
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richard lewis? I disagree, there are far more jewish actors that i resemble. The guy from The Hebrew Hammer (great movie)?


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Old 06-08-2005, 12:28 PM   #150
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Christopher Walken???

How so?
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