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[Raiders Army]

Originally Posted by Toddzilla

Based on this thread and the ugly, racist turn you took it, I wish I could say the same for myself as well.

Please stop. Jon said nothing that was racist. RainMaker was the one who brought up race.

Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Real slow, so you can follow it ... what is the predominant religion in Iraq?

Originally Posted by RainMaker

So it's about killing brown people who pray to Allah? There are a lot of them in this country too.

[Rizon]

[JonInMiddleGA]

Originally Posted by Groundhog

OK, then how about those normal, everyday folks in those countries you want to erase from the face of the earth?

There are always degrees of collateral damage.

[JPhillips]

Jon favors killing people who download music. The list of people he'd happy wish dead has to be in the billions. The fact that Iraqis are on that last shouldn't be surprising.

[RendeR]

Its easier to count the people who he wouldn't kill, that would be those who think and act as he does, which means the planets population would be countable by maybe half a dozen 3 toed sloths.....

[RainMaker]

Originally Posted by Raiders Army

Please stop. Jon said nothing that was racist. RainMaker was the one who brought up race.

Advocating the genocide of a race of people isn't a tad bit racist?

[Raiders Army]

Originally Posted by RainMaker

Advocating the genocide of a race of people isn't a tad bit racist?

What race did he speak of? Obviously I've missed it. The only reference that I saw to race was yours, talking about brown people.

[Groundhog]

Originally Posted by Raiders Army

What race did he speak of? Obviously I've missed it. The only reference that I saw to race was yours, talking about brown people.

I don't think he's racist so to speak, more like religion-ist. Wanting people to die because they are a different religion to your own isn't any better than racism. It's pretty much the same thing. Hell, IMO it's even worse.

[RainMaker]

Originally Posted by Raiders Army

What race did he speak of? Obviously I've missed it. The only reference that I saw to race was yours, talking about brown people.

Sorry if race is not the right term. Ethnicity, religous affiliation, whatever you want to classify it as.

[Toddzilla]

Is it too late to say "This won't end well?"

[Toddzilla]

Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Screw you lefty.

It's about behaviors & attitudes, I give less than a damn whether you're white, black, blue, green, or have little pink & purples polky dots.

So of the million or so Iraqi casualties, wherer 900,000+ of them were innocent civilians only trying live their own lives and not bother anybody. What about their behaviors and attitudes meant they deserve to die in your eyes?

Oh yeah! The color of their skin and the god they pray to.

So what about that doesn't make you a racist, simple and plain?

EDIT: almost forgot...Screw you too, Grand Wizard.

[Anthony]

you are wasting your time debating with Jon. he's a kook. if you must address or reply to him in a post, do so in the same manner you would address a clown - not taking them seriously and expecting them to do something outlandish for outlandish sakes.

Jon is a poorly drawn cartoon.

[Subby]

I take Jon plenty seriously and I don't think anything he says is an act. He's also outside of the mainstream to a pretty large degree, so I have hard time getting too worked about anything he says.

[Anthony]

Originally Posted by Subby

He's also outside of the mainstream to a pretty large degree

as are loony people who are detached from reality.

so I have hard time getting too worked about anything he says

again, if you think of him as a clown, as i do, then you don't get worked up over anything he says any more than you do when a clown asks you to sniff his flower and you get a squirt of water in your face. it's all for entertainment.

[Anthony]

btw, Jon, i illegally download music as well as download movies via torrent. suck on that!


but for the record, i don't have a prob with Jon. i respect his consistency and he's a straight shooter. not too many people like that left. i don't have a prob cuz i refuse to get sucked into his world of lunacy.

[lungs]

It always makes me feel good to know, that when Jon talks all this crazy shit, none if it is ever going to happen and it makes him miserable as hell.

As mostly a lurker, he's definitely one of the people that keeps me reading here. Kinda like I read some Ann Coulter once in a while to get a good laugh, knowing full well that people like that should probably be taken to the wall and put out of their misery. But we're better than that

[Anthony]

Originally Posted by lungs

Kinda like I read some Ann Coulter once in a while to get a good laugh, knowing full well that people like that should probably be taken to the wall and put out of their misery.

yeah, but at least Ann Coulter has great legs.

[lungs]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

yeah, but at least Ann Coulter has great legs.

Ugh. That doesn't make up for the rest of her. I find her to be completely disgusting, and that has nothing to do with her views.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

yeah, but at least Ann Coulter has great legs.

You think those long, weird skinny chicken legs are "great"? This totally brings into question that "fake" story of yours about those two strippers. Get it together, Anthony.

Oh, and, btw, have you ever seen Jon's legs?

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

You think those long, weird skinny chicken legs are "great"? This totally brings into question that "fake" story of yours about those two strippers. Get it together, Anthony.

Oh, and, btw, have you ever seen Jon's legs?

Man, you ain't kidding. Ann Coulter, great legs? What next, Rosie O'Donnell great abs?

[Subby]

plus she looks like a kneecap with hair

[SFL Cat]

This thread has gone a wanderin'.

[Anthony]

yes, indeed, she is a vile beast of a woman.

[Dutch]

Originally Posted by RainMaker

I'm going off the data provided by every major intelligence community in the world (including our own). The terrorists weren't in Iraq. The 9/11 hijackers were all born in Saudi Arabia. Trained in Afghanistan by people who are now hiding out in Pakistan.

Again, explain to me what Iraq has to do with this?

So Obama/Clinton are going to invade Saudi Arabia and Pakistan?

[Dr. Sak]

She has the longest arms i have ever seen on a woman

[rkmsuf]

The graveyard is two blocks down.

She's great for reaching those canned goods way up on shelves though.

[Anthony]

Originally Posted by bsak16

She has the longest arms i have ever seen on a woman

when you're givign them a good rogering from behind, it's great to have a woman with arms long enough to reach down below and give your veggies a little "how's your father?".


and my point was if you're gonna compare Jon to Ann Coulter, at least Coulter has *some* redeeming qualities. hey, they all can't be 10's.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

when you're givign them a good rogering from behind, it's great to have a woman with arms long enough to reach down below and give your veggies a little "how's your father?".

This statement directly conflicts with your midget fetish.

[Critch]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

yeah, but at least Ann Coulter has great legs.

All the way from the floor to her balls.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by Critch

All the way from the floor to her veggies.

fixed

[Pumpy Tudors]

insert stupid pumpy joke about ann coulter here and then insert a dozen people on the board laughing at it

[Anthony]

hey, let's not turn this into Hell Atlantic thinks Ann Coulter is hot. i'm just saying for however old she is (mid-40s?) those things are still holding up rather well. but yeah, she is rather "long". i would imagine she has a really flat, waspy ass. soccer-momish flat if pressed for a term.


let's hear it pumpy. what you got?

[Dr. Sak]

With saggy lips...not the ones on her face...

[cartman]

Two words:

Man hands

[Dr. Sak]

Originally Posted by cartman

Two words:

Man hands

Grandpa hands!

[Pumpy Tudors]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

hey, let's not turn this into Hell Atlantic thinks Ann Coulter is hot. i'm just saying for however old she is (mid-40s?) those things are still holding up rather well. but yeah, she is rather "long". i would imagine she has a really flat, waspy ass. soccer-momish flat if pressed for a term.


let's hear it pumpy. what you got?

I can't top that, brother.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I can't top that, brother.

Man, I thought you'd go with the story of the time you were banging barbara bush up against the air conditioner at the coal mine and yelled out "Oh Ann!" by mistake. I found that one hilarious.

[Anthony]

Originally Posted by bsak16

With saggy lips...not the ones on her face...

stop it. stop it right now. i refuse to acknowledge you if you're gonna say if you met her in a bar, the both of you with a drink or three in your system, and she showed interest in your boring engineer life where the highlight was you bumping into Natalie Portman, you're gonna not have a romp in the sack?

this is what you're telling me?


let's calm down. let's take her for what she's worth. she's a long and lean woman of the MILF variety. if you were a single dad and you bumped into her at a PTA meeting, you'd ask her out for iced frappacino and take it from there.

jeezus christ people, they don't get hotter as they get older. this isn't wine. i bet she dabbles some pretty expensive perfume in her go-go spots. then you'd go "my God, what is that alluring scent?" and she'd be all "oh, just a little bottle of someting i picked up at some dainty little shoppe in Paris." and then you'd go "Paris, you don't say...what was it like?" and then a bottle of wine or two later, maybe some baguette and sweet butter later you're both doing the thing that comes so naturally to a man and a woman.

let's cut this charade out. ok, she's not Jessica Alba, but let's kick the actual factuals.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Man, I thought you'd go with the story of the time you were banging barbara bush up against the air conditioner at the coal mine and yelled out "Oh Ann!" by mistake. I found that one hilarious.

I'm shocked that you didn't get some form of the word "plow" in there.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

stop it. stop it right now. i refuse to acknowledge you if you're gonna say if you met her in a bar, the both of you with a drink or three in your system, and she showed interest in your boring engineer life where the highlight was you bumping into Natalie Portman, you're gonna not have a romp in the sack?

this is what you're telling me?


let's calm down. let's take her for what she's worth. she's a long and lean woman of the MILF variety. if you were a single dad and you bumped into her at a PTA meeting, you'd ask her out for iced frappacino and take it from there.

jeezus christ people, they don't get hotter as they get older. this isn't wine. i bet she dabbles some pretty expensive perfume in her go-go spots. then you'd go "my God, what is that alluring scent?" and she'd be all "oh, just a little bottle of someting i picked up at some dainty little shoppe in Paris." and then you'd go "Paris, you don't say...what was it like?" and then a bottle of wine or two later, maybe some baguette and sweet butter later you're both doing the thing that comes so naturally to a man and a woman.

let's cut this charade out. ok, she's not Jessica Alba, but let's kick the actual factuals.

Well, yeah, all of this, and SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING MAN.

[cartman]

She's not simply aging, she is dessicating from the extremities in. In about six months her whole arm will look like it does from the forearms down.

[Dr. Sak]

It would take quite a few drinks but I will never say never. I like them tall...that way they can wrap their legs around you and squeeze. Plus it sucks being tall and screwing a short chick...that limits the positions

[rkmsuf]

Ever take some E and end up fucking a bicycle?

[Pumpy Tudors]

Originally Posted by bsak16

It would take quite a few drinks but I will never say never. I like them tall...that way they can wrap their legs around you and squeeze. Plus it sucks being tall and screwing a short chick...that limits the positions

Well, hey, she could at least wrap her arms around you... and your family... and a tree... and a Volkswagen Bug... and the Library of Congress... and Easter Island...

[dawgfan]

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Well, yeah, all of this, and SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING MAN.

Wait a minute - Ann Coulter isn't a tranny?

[rkmsuf]

Ok, let's narrow this down.


Ann Coulter or Natalie from The Facts of Life?

[Anthony]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Ok, let's narrow this down.


Ann Coulter or Natalie from The Facts of Life?

ok, was Natalie the really fat one?

and is it Facts of Life era Natalie, or what the actress who played Natalie looks like now?

if its young Natalie, then i choose her. if it's current day Natalie, i choose Coulter. no question.


although, if the actress who played Natalie hasn't appeard on Celebrity Fit Club, that probably means she's not completely a waste.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

ok, was Natalie the really fat one?

and is it Facts of Life Natalie, or what the actress who played Natalie looks like now?

if its young Natalie, then i choose her. if it's current day Natalie, i choose Coulter. no question.

I guess young natalie. Which is the fat one on facts of life. So you'd take her over Coulter?

Seems to clash with the MILF, perfume on my crotch theory.

[Anthony]

youth trumps old

old trumps old and fat.


those are the rules. young and chunky will beat out middle aged and slender.

[rkmsuf]

Ok, how about


forcibly taking Ellen vs Coulter missionary