Women - Page 3

M GO BLUE!!! · 05-28-2008, 05:42 PM

I have mostly dated women older than me ever since I was 17. It has only been since hitting 30 (35 now) that I even started looking to my own age and younger. When I was younger, the older women wanted the younger man thing. Now that I am the age that they were (other than the one who was my mother's age) the women in my peer group want men who are more established and much better paid. Plus, they are looking to start families in the near future. The younger women can really get annoying...

Basically I'm turning into a bitter and jaded man who has difficulty even smiling at women.

st.cronin · 05-28-2008, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

She did this at the drive-thru car wash with the top down so the interior could be cleaned as well, right?

Actually, it was a hand job.

M GO BLUE!!! · 05-28-2008, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Actually, it was a hand job.

We still haven't found out if he got her top down.

MikeVic · 07-03-2008, 02:26 PM

I'll echo that women suck yet again.

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-03-2008, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

I'll echo that women suck yet again.

Do tell...

tarcone · 07-03-2008, 03:41 PM

Women are pure evil. Never, ever trust one that isnt family. And sometimes even then. They will backstab as soon as look at you.

MikeVic · 07-03-2008, 03:47 PM

I am not going to explain all the details (I know, boo hoo) but I've learned a lesson, will be filtering women more strictly, and act on advice instead of just listening to it.

Karlifornia · 07-03-2008, 03:55 PM

Still one of my favorite fables:

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Originally Posted by viceland

“The way you get a girl is to say, ‘No problem.' Everything, no problem," says a Russian mobster named Peter that's sitting next to me at dinner. "If they late then you just have a drink alone. When they show up you say, ‘Hey, don't worry about it.' And you go on with the night. Everything is no problem forever and ever. Don't call me back—no problem. See you on the street with another guy—no problem."

eter now has the attention of the entire table. He moves his head from far left to far right in a sweeping gesture that's so slow it makes me think he's totally forgotten what the fuck he was talking about. After making sure everyone is silent, he adds, "…then…when she finally say those three words. When she finally say, ‘I love you'. YOU TURN THAT BITCH OVER AND YOU FUCKING PUNISH HER FOR ALL THE BULLSHIT SHE PUT YOU THROUGH!!!"

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-03-2008, 03:59 PM

Just get a dog. They offer companionship and are too stupid to screw you over. The worst thing you'll have to deal with is cleaning the carpet on occasion.

Noop · 07-03-2008, 04:12 PM

We live in a society that has over catered to women. I understand there was a problem in the past but the way things are in this country, a woman can get away with practically anything. Things like marriage, children and other things of that ilk while good have the potential to be very bad, with the guy getting fucked over bad.

The genuinely good women become disenchanted because the wrong kind of girls get all the attention. And it has been my experience that women love attention. I think we as a people became to interested in status and name instead of value and worth.

As I get older I understand why guys I knew who were older then me settled for the average looking girl.

I think I went off on a wide tangent but I am to lazy to edit.

Izulde · 07-03-2008, 04:13 PM

I've pretty much given up on women myself. I'm at the age now where the younger girls don't have interest in older men unless they're financially secure and the older women are, well, older.

Sometimes it sucks, but I've been alone for so long now I've gotten used to it.

JediKooter · 07-03-2008, 04:44 PM

Yeah, but, it's still nice to look at their tits.

DaddyTorgo · 07-03-2008, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

I've pretty much given up on women myself. I'm at the age now where the younger girls don't have interest in older men unless they're financially secure and the older women are, well, older.

Sometimes it sucks, but I've been alone for so long now I've gotten used to it.

Cringer · 07-03-2008, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Yeah, but, it's still nice to look at their tits.

I agree in case you don't get it.

RendeR · 07-03-2008, 06:42 PM

Tits are highly overrated.

bulletsponge · 07-03-2008, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by RendeR

Tits are highly overrated.

oliegirl · 07-03-2008, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by RendeR

Tits are highly overrated.

I personally happen to agree with this statement. I really don't understand the fascination with breasts...I see them daily and I promise you, although mine are fabulous, they really aren't all that big of a deal, they are just there. Can someone please explain the deal with guys and boobs????

Greyroofoo · 07-03-2008, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

. I really don't understand the fascination with breasts...:

pics plz thx

MikeVic · 07-03-2008, 09:02 PM

I like butt and legs more than breasts I think. Although a nice set of breasts are beautiful.

Groundhog · 07-03-2008, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

I've pretty much given up on women myself. I'm at the age now where the younger girls don't have interest in older men unless they're financially secure and the older women are, well, older.

Sometimes it sucks, but I've been alone for so long now I've gotten used to it.

That's a pretty poor attitude to have. There is, believe it or not, a surprising amount of variety of women in this world. I've been with girls of all types, some, like my most recent ex, were absolute nightmares, others, like my current gf, have been a breeze.

Depending on what you mean by "financially secure", I don't think that's a particularily unfair thing to expect from an adult. Though if "financially secure" just means rich, well, there is a small percentage of women who are only in it for that, sure. I'd suggest you broaden your search beyond bimbos.

If "financially secure" just means having a steady income and not struggling from day to day to make ends meet, again, that's not too much to expect from any adult. I know that I wouldn't want to date a girl that is unemployed and spends all day on the couch watching Oprah instead of job hunting.

And as for older girls being older, there comes a time when you realise that the chances of meeting a girl that looks like your favourite porn starlette or celeb and having them fall for you are somewhere lower than zero. I found that a quick glance in the mirror to remind myself that I'm not exactly king shit myself helped get over this shock to my system.

Drake · 07-03-2008, 11:57 PM

Here's the best advice I ever got about women...too bad I didn't pay attention to it: When you get to the point where you start seriously considering something long term, invest some time in getting to know the girl's mother and understanding the marriage dynamic her parents have.

If the mother has let herself go, has an abrasive personality, seems something other than completely sane or has a position in the marital relationship that seems weird to you (i.e., too controlling of her husband, not attentive enough, too attentive...anything that trips your alarms), start looking elsewhere.

The truth is that most people aim for relationships exactly like the one's their parents have. Most women will eventually become their mothers, just like most of us will end up more like our fathers than we might want to admit.

If you can't honestly look at the mother and say you like her as an individual, chances are you're going to end up feeling the same way about your future wife in 10-15 years.

For additional resources, also look at the romantic relationships of the girl's female siblings. If those are a mess, chances are that "mess" is what your potential mate views as "normal".

Above all, never fall into the trap of thinking that the girl you're dating is "different" than her family. She's not. The crazy just hasn't become obvious yet (and really, it isn't because the crazy isn't there, it's because you've got the pussy blinders on).

tarcone · 07-04-2008, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Drake

Here's the best advice I ever got about women...too bad I didn't pay attention to it: When you get to the point where you start seriously considering something long term, invest some time in getting to know the girl's mother and understanding the marriage dynamic her parents have.

If the mother has let herself go, has an abrasive personality, seems something other than completely sane or has a position in the marital relationship that seems weird to you (i.e., too controlling of her husband, not attentive enough, too attentive...anything that trips your alarms), start looking elsewhere.

The truth is that most people aim for relationships exactly like the one's their parents have. Most women will eventually become their mothers, just like most of us will end up more like our fathers than we might want to admit.

If you can't honestly look at the mother and say you like her as an individual, chances are you're going to end up feeling the same way about your future wife in 10-15 years.

For additional resources, also look at the romantic relationships of the girl's female siblings. If those are a mess, chances are that "mess" is what your potential mate views as "normal".

Above all, never fall into the trap of thinking that the girl you're dating is "different" than her family. She's not. The crazy just hasn't become obvious yet (and really, it isn't because the crazy isn't there, it's because you've got the pussy blinders on).

This is true about my wife. But not my sister-in-law, her sister. Sis-in-law is like the Dad

DrAFTjunkie · 07-04-2008, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Drake

Here's the best advice I ever got about women...too bad I didn't pay attention to it: When you get to the point where you start seriously considering something long term, invest some time in getting to know the girl's mother and understanding the marriage dynamic her parents have.

If the mother has let herself go, has an abrasive personality, seems something other than completely sane or has a position in the marital relationship that seems weird to you (i.e., too controlling of her husband, not attentive enough, too attentive...anything that trips your alarms), start looking elsewhere.

The truth is that most people aim for relationships exactly like the one's their parents have. Most women will eventually become their mothers, just like most of us will end up more like our fathers than we might want to admit.

If you can't honestly look at the mother and say you like her as an individual, chances are you're going to end up feeling the same way about your future wife in 10-15 years.

For additional resources, also look at the romantic relationships of the girl's female siblings. If those are a mess, chances are that "mess" is what your potential mate views as "normal".

Above all, never fall into the trap of thinking that the girl you're dating is "different" than her family. She's not. The crazy just hasn't become obvious yet (and really, it isn't because the crazy isn't there, it's because you've got the pussy blinders on).

This thought process has landed me the girl of my dreams. Sure, there are exceptions to every rule, but more often than not, this theory is dead on.

Karlifornia · 07-04-2008, 03:58 AM

I think once you start generalizing is when you start punishing yourself. So, you've had a terrible experience or two (or three, or four). Anyone who hasn't is in denial, hasn't been in a relationship, or has been in one boring ass relationship for so long that they won't break up because they fear they have nothing left in their lives (a.k.a. hopeless co-dependency).

It can be kind of a knee-jerk when you have a prolonged dry-spell. "I haven't been getting laid, so all women must be shitty...because I know I'm alright."

It's trying to rationalize something that you are unhappy about. I've been there. I've gotten..uhm..intimate..with a girl or two and thought "Wow....I really like her..Maybe I've found THE ONE!" Only to get the cold shoulder.

You go through the process of "Why didn't she like me as much I as thought she did?", and you realize "Wow, there are girls that I have hooked up with and subsequently ignored...Now I feel how they feel. They probably think dudes are scum by and large!"

Hopefully, maturity has settled in, and the girl you pulled the hit-and-run on has realized she's much too good to even care about your sorry ass.

By the same token, you have to realize the girls that don't want you aren't anything to be missed.

Lathum · 07-04-2008, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

I've pretty much given up on women myself.

least surprising post ever.

Lathum · 07-04-2008, 09:23 AM

It's all part of maturing and learning.

I had alot of relationships before I met my wife. Some ended badly and some didn't.

I was bitter about the ones that ended badly, but now I look back and when I was in my early 20's it seemed like the sky was falling and now I wonder what I even saw in that person.

The bottom line is everything ends badly, otherwise it wouldn't end.

All I can say is when you meet the right person you will know.

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-04-2008, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

I was bitter about the ones that ended badly, but now I look back and when I was in my early 20's it seemed like the sky was falling and now I wonder what I even saw in that person.

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Yeah, but, it's still nice to look at their tits.

Sometimes the answers are rather obvious.

Lathum · 07-04-2008, 09:32 AM

true, some of them were way out of my league, but I'm cocky and funny.

And giving away free booze never hurt anyones chances

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-04-2008, 09:58 AM

I was arrested at 19 for falsifying my identification. After a night in the holding cell I was taken to see the sergeant.

Sgt: "Boy, why did you change the date on your license and try to get into that bar?"

Me: "I wanted to go meet women with my friends who are all older."

Sgt: "I'm gonna give you some good advice. 18 year-old pussy is just as good as 30 year-old pussy, and you don't have to go to a bar to find it."

Me: "Yes sir, but the 30 year-old pussy is already a bit drunk and is more willing to give up that 30 year-old pussy than the 18 year-old who is just going to want me to buy some liquor anyway."

Sgt: "You have a point...'

Lorena · 07-04-2008, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Drake

Here's the best advice I ever got about women...too bad I didn't pay attention to it: When you get to the point where you start seriously considering something long term, invest some time in getting to know the girl's mother and understanding the marriage dynamic her parents have.

If the mother has let herself go, has an abrasive personality, seems something other than completely sane or has a position in the marital relationship that seems weird to you (i.e., too controlling of her husband, not attentive enough, too attentive...anything that trips your alarms), start looking elsewhere.

The truth is that most people aim for relationships exactly like the one's their parents have. Most women will eventually become their mothers, just like most of us will end up more like our fathers than we might want to admit.

If you can't honestly look at the mother and say you like her as an individual, chances are you're going to end up feeling the same way about your future wife in 10-15 years.

For additional resources, also look at the romantic relationships of the girl's female siblings. If those are a mess, chances are that "mess" is what your potential mate views as "normal".

Above all, never fall into the trap of thinking that the girl you're dating is "different" than her family. She's not. The crazy just hasn't become obvious yet (and really, it isn't because the crazy isn't there, it's because you've got the pussy blinders on).

Holy shit, you just described my family to a tee.

Noop · 07-10-2008, 04:03 PM

She wasn't my girlfriend more then my "friend" but I have to say I am shocked that she would call my house and ask my roommate if other girls, sleep over with me when she is not there.

Me: Why are you asking my roommate if I am ****ing someone else?
Her: Who is she?
Me: I don't know who you're talking about?
Her: Fuck you Marvin. *object thrown at Marvin's head* Hilarity does not ensue.

So now I need to find a new friend, who will kiss my bruised forehead.

BrianD · 07-10-2008, 04:05 PM

Did she know she wasn't your girlfriend?

MikeVic · 07-10-2008, 04:11 PM

If she knows she wasn't your girlfriend, then that sucks. What did she throw?

Noop · 07-10-2008, 04:13 PM

She knew she wasn't my girl because we had an understanding that what we had was physical and nothing more. She threw an household ornament at me.

Noop · 07-10-2008, 04:23 PM

Dola

I am going to my LSAT class and through a third party I will attempt to get in contact with her.

JediKooter · 07-10-2008, 04:36 PM

Why the tits? Because it's not as much work as trying to look at their ass, pfft everyone knows that.

RendeR · 07-10-2008, 04:56 PM

Tits: Anything more than a mouthful is wasted space.

They're fine to look at, but they simply aren't all that exciting.

Now a long tender neck, deep rich eyes...I can stare and kiss and nibble on that all night long.

korme · 07-10-2008, 05:10 PM

More than a mouthful is wasted space? Dude, I could maybe fit a small B in my mouth.

In short, RendeR is gay.

Dr. Sak · 07-10-2008, 05:16 PM

One word Noop...

Cougar.

RomaGoth · 07-10-2008, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

She knew she wasn't my girl because we had an understanding that what we had was physical and nothing more. She threw an household ornament at me.

I have had "understandings" in the past too, and they never turned out well. Never. Women ultimately want more than just the physical aspect of a relationship.

JediKooter · 07-10-2008, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by RendeR

Now a long tender neck, deep rich eyes...I can stare and kiss and nibble on that all night long.

Like this?

MJ4H · 07-10-2008, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Like this?

anything more than a mouthful is wasted dontyaknow

BrianD · 07-10-2008, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by RomaGoth

I have had "understandings" in the past too, and they never turned out well. Never. Women ultimately want more than just the physical aspect of a relationship.

And until they get to that point, the definitely don't want anybody else in there...or I guess I should say they don't want you in anywhere else.

sterlingice · 07-10-2008, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Like this?

Circle wins the thread

SI

Drake · 07-10-2008, 07:48 PM

You know, I once wrote a book called "How to Find and Marry a Sane Women".

It sold one copy, then went out of print because the guy who bought it got her, and it just felt dishonest to keep selling it after that.

Noop · 07-10-2008, 08:57 PM

So all of this drama is because someone(Lets call him B) who I hang out with decided to make his move for her. He told her about the things I do when I go out. Which isn't much besides dancing up on a few girls and getting their numbers. Most of them usually don't remember who is calling because they might have gave a bunch of dudes their numbers, or I am forgettable.

So anyway after hearing this she felt like I was making her my "side hoe". After talking some more she told me I had to chose between being exclusive or being single without her. So yeah I didn't tell her yet but I am going to have to pass on being exclusive to this girl. Outside of sex I don't think I enjoy her company much and she is a Gator fan.

As for the guy when I see him I am just going to tell him that was a bitch move. One of the other guys(Calling him Y) in our inner circle was pissed because he told that guy(B) not to do that. Apparently he(B) is in love and doesn't want her getting mistreated.

I am sure my roommate will get a kick out of this because he was the first one to say its one of the boys who was throwing salt.

MikeVic · 07-10-2008, 09:02 PM

So it wasn't Woman, but Man. Boo.

Dr. Sak · 07-10-2008, 09:19 PM

Fuckin Cockblocker.

sterlingice · 07-10-2008, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

So all of this drama is because someone(Lets call him B) who I hang out with decided to make his move for her. He told her about the things I do when I go out. Which isn't much besides dancing up on a few girls and getting their numbers. Most of them usually don't remember who is calling because they might have gave a bunch of dudes their numbers, or I am forgettable.

So anyway after hearing this she felt like I was making her my "side hoe". After talking some more she told me I had to chose between being exclusive or being single without her. So yeah I didn't tell her yet but I am going to have to pass on being exclusive to this girl. Outside of sex I don't think I enjoy her company much and she is a Gator fan.

As for the guy when I see him I am just going to tell him that was a bitch move. One of the other guys(Calling him Y) in our inner circle was pissed because he told that guy(B) not to do that. Apparently he(B) is in love and doesn't want her getting mistreated.

I am sure my roommate will get a kick out of this because he was the first one to say its one of the boys who was throwing salt.

C'mon, Noop. I expected more. You don't need to resort to letters and flere diagrams

SI

Noop · 07-10-2008, 10:09 PM

I added the letters because I was proof-reading and thought if I didn't add those letters it might have been a little confusing.

07-03-2008, 04:12 PM	#110
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida	We live in a society that has over catered to women. I understand there was a problem in the past but the way things are in this country, a woman can get away with practically anything. Things like marriage, children and other things of that ilk while good have the potential to be very bad, with the guy getting fucked over bad. The genuinely good women become disenchanted because the wrong kind of girls get all the attention. And it has been my experience that women love attention. I think we as a people became to interested in status and name instead of value and worth. As I get older I understand why guys I knew who were older then me settled for the average looking girl. I think I went off on a wide tangent but I am to lazy to edit. __________________ Living in an Oligarchy.

07-03-2008, 04:13 PM	#111
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	I've pretty much given up on women myself. I'm at the age now where the younger girls don't have interest in older men unless they're financially secure and the older women are, well, older. Sometimes it sucks, but I've been alone for so long now I've gotten used to it. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

07-03-2008, 04:44 PM	#112
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Yeah, but, it's still nice to look at their tits. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

07-03-2008, 06:42 PM	#115
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	Tits are highly overrated. __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

07-04-2008, 03:58 AM	#124
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	I think once you start generalizing is when you start punishing yourself. So, you've had a terrible experience or two (or three, or four). Anyone who hasn't is in denial, hasn't been in a relationship, or has been in one boring ass relationship for so long that they won't break up because they fear they have nothing left in their lives (a.k.a. hopeless co-dependency). It can be kind of a knee-jerk when you have a prolonged dry-spell. "I haven't been getting laid, so all women must be shitty...because I know I'm alright." It's trying to rationalize something that you are unhappy about. I've been there. I've gotten..uhm..intimate..with a girl or two and thought "Wow....I really like her..Maybe I've found THE ONE!" Only to get the cold shoulder. You go through the process of "Why didn't she like me as much I as thought she did?", and you realize "Wow, there are girls that I have hooked up with and subsequently ignored...Now I feel how they feel. They probably think dudes are scum by and large!" Hopefully, maturity has settled in, and the girl you pulled the hit-and-run on has realized she's much too good to even care about your sorry ass. By the same token, you have to realize the girls that don't want you aren't anything to be missed. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

05-28-2008, 05:42 PM	#101
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	I have mostly dated women older than me ever since I was 17. It has only been since hitting 30 (35 now) that I even started looking to my own age and younger. When I was younger, the older women wanted the younger man thing. Now that I am the age that they were (other than the one who was my mother's age) the women in my peer group want men who are more established and much better paid. Plus, they are looking to start families in the near future. The younger women can really get annoying... Basically I'm turning into a bitter and jaded man who has difficulty even smiling at women.

07-03-2008, 02:26 PM	#104
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I'll echo that women suck yet again.

07-03-2008, 03:41 PM	#106
tarcone Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pacific	Women are pure evil. Never, ever trust one that isnt family. And sometimes even then. They will backstab as soon as look at you.

07-03-2008, 03:47 PM	#107
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I am not going to explain all the details (I know, boo hoo) but I've learned a lesson, will be filtering women more strictly, and act on advice instead of just listening to it.

07-03-2008, 03:59 PM	#109
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Just get a dog. They offer companionship and are too stupid to screw you over. The worst thing you'll have to deal with is cleaning the carpet on occasion.

07-03-2008, 09:02 PM	#119
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I like butt and legs more than breasts I think. Although a nice set of breasts are beautiful.

07-03-2008, 11:57 PM	#121
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	Here's the best advice I ever got about women...too bad I didn't pay attention to it: When you get to the point where you start seriously considering something long term, invest some time in getting to know the girl's mother and understanding the marriage dynamic her parents have. If the mother has let herself go, has an abrasive personality, seems something other than completely sane or has a position in the marital relationship that seems weird to you (i.e., too controlling of her husband, not attentive enough, too attentive...anything that trips your alarms), start looking elsewhere. The truth is that most people aim for relationships exactly like the one's their parents have. Most women will eventually become their mothers, just like most of us will end up more like our fathers than we might want to admit. If you can't honestly look at the mother and say you like her as an individual, chances are you're going to end up feeling the same way about your future wife in 10-15 years. For additional resources, also look at the romantic relationships of the girl's female siblings. If those are a mess, chances are that "mess" is what your potential mate views as "normal". Above all, never fall into the trap of thinking that the girl you're dating is "different" than her family. She's not. The crazy just hasn't become obvious yet (and really, it isn't because the crazy isn't there, it's because you've got the pussy blinders on).

07-04-2008, 09:23 AM	#126
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	It's all part of maturing and learning. I had alot of relationships before I met my wife. Some ended badly and some didn't. I was bitter about the ones that ended badly, but now I look back and when I was in my early 20's it seemed like the sky was falling and now I wonder what I even saw in that person. The bottom line is everything ends badly, otherwise it wouldn't end. All I can say is when you meet the right person you will know.

07-04-2008, 09:32 AM	#128
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	true, some of them were way out of my league, but I'm cocky and funny. And giving away free booze never hurt anyones chances

07-04-2008, 09:58 AM	#129
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	I was arrested at 19 for falsifying my identification. After a night in the holding cell I was taken to see the sergeant. Sgt: "Boy, why did you change the date on your license and try to get into that bar?" Me: "I wanted to go meet women with my friends who are all older." Sgt: "I'm gonna give you some good advice. 18 year-old pussy is just as good as 30 year-old pussy, and you don't have to go to a bar to find it." Me: "Yes sir, but the 30 year-old pussy is already a bit drunk and is more willing to give up that 30 year-old pussy than the 18 year-old who is just going to want me to buy some liquor anyway." Sgt: "You have a point...'

07-10-2008, 04:03 PM	#131
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida	She wasn't my girlfriend more then my "friend" but I have to say I am shocked that she would call my house and ask my roommate if other girls, sleep over with me when she is not there. Me: Why are you asking my roommate if I am ***ing someone else? Her: Who is she? Me: I don't know who you're talking about? Her: Fuck you Marvin. object thrown at Marvin's head* Hilarity does not ensue. So now I need to find a new friend, who will kiss my bruised forehead. __________________ Living in an Oligarchy.

07-10-2008, 04:05 PM	#132
BrianD Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	Did she know she wasn't your girlfriend?

07-10-2008, 04:11 PM	#133
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	If she knows she wasn't your girlfriend, then that sucks. What did she throw?

07-10-2008, 04:13 PM	#134
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida	She knew she wasn't my girl because we had an understanding that what we had was physical and nothing more. She threw an household ornament at me. __________________ Living in an Oligarchy.

07-10-2008, 04:23 PM	#135
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida	Dola I am going to my LSAT class and through a third party I will attempt to get in contact with her. __________________ Living in an Oligarchy.

07-10-2008, 04:36 PM	#136
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Why the tits? Because it's not as much work as trying to look at their ass, pfft everyone knows that. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

07-10-2008, 04:56 PM	#137
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	Tits: Anything more than a mouthful is wasted space. They're fine to look at, but they simply aren't all that exciting. Now a long tender neck, deep rich eyes...I can stare and kiss and nibble on that all night long. __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

07-10-2008, 05:10 PM	#138
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	More than a mouthful is wasted space? Dude, I could maybe fit a small B in my mouth. In short, RendeR is gay.

07-10-2008, 05:16 PM	#139
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	One word Noop... Cougar.

07-10-2008, 07:48 PM	#145
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	You know, I once wrote a book called "How to Find and Marry a Sane Women". It sold one copy, then went out of print because the guy who bought it got her, and it just felt dishonest to keep selling it after that.

07-10-2008, 08:57 PM	#146
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida	So all of this drama is because someone(Lets call him B) who I hang out with decided to make his move for her. He told her about the things I do when I go out. Which isn't much besides dancing up on a few girls and getting their numbers. Most of them usually don't remember who is calling because they might have gave a bunch of dudes their numbers, or I am forgettable. So anyway after hearing this she felt like I was making her my "side hoe". After talking some more she told me I had to chose between being exclusive or being single without her. So yeah I didn't tell her yet but I am going to have to pass on being exclusive to this girl. Outside of sex I don't think I enjoy her company much and she is a Gator fan. As for the guy when I see him I am just going to tell him that was a bitch move. One of the other guys(Calling him Y) in our inner circle was pissed because he told that guy(B) not to do that. Apparently he(B) is in love and doesn't want her getting mistreated. I am sure my roommate will get a kick out of this because he was the first one to say its one of the boys who was throwing salt. __________________ Living in an Oligarchy.

07-10-2008, 09:02 PM	#147
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	So it wasn't Woman, but Man. Boo.

07-10-2008, 09:19 PM	#148
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Fuckin Cockblocker.

07-10-2008, 10:09 PM	#150
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida	I added the letters because I was proof-reading and thought if I didn't add those letters it might have been a little confusing. __________________ Living in an Oligarchy.

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