Can a FEMALE child molester ever be called "hot"? - Page 30

thealmighty · 12-17-2008, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Senator

Yes, please follow thread rules.

ALWAYS follow thread rules.

Thank you.

Or not?

SFL Cat · 12-17-2008, 10:24 PM

Obviously the 13 year old found her ... hot ... or maybe he was just fascinated by mature boobies.

thealmighty · 12-18-2008, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by SFL Cat

Obviously the 13 year old found her ... hot ... or maybe he was just fascinated by mature boobies.

Maybe he was reminding himself why he was glad to be gay.

GrantDawg · 12-18-2008, 09:13 PM

New one. She's borderline:

Teacher Accused Of Sexual Relations With Student At Home, On Dirt Roads - News Story - WSB Atlanta

DaddyTorgo · 12-26-2008, 05:01 PM

Tustin High School athletic trainer arrested on sex charges - Los Angeles Times

happy i get to contribute something new to this thread finally

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Originally Posted by story

Hope Jacoby, 23, who has worked with athletes at the school for the last year, was arrested last week on suspicion of oral copulation of a minor and unlawful sex with a minor, said Sheriff's Department spokesman Jim Amormino.

Jacoby, who lives in San Juan Capistrano, was jailed in lieu of $100,000 bail,

hmmm - wonder if she SWALLOWS

oh - and thanks to fark

hxxp://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=40476141

Young Drachma · 12-26-2008, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

Tustin High School athletic trainer arrested on sex charges - Los Angeles Times

happy i get to contribute something new to this thread finally

hmmm - wonder if she SWALLOWS

oh - and thanks to fark

hxxp://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=40476141

Boy was between 14 and 17, they said. I'm guess he was on the higher end of that age gap.

Maybe she cut him off and so he told on her? Or did they get caught? Hmm..

DaddyTorgo · 12-26-2008, 05:14 PM

i'm just happy i got to add new content to this thread - i'd always been too slow before

Senator · 12-29-2008, 10:41 PM

Arrested Teacher Hope Jacoby MySpace Pictures Come Out | Breaking News USA

cartman · 12-29-2008, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Senator

Arrested Teacher Hope Jacoby MySpace Pictures Come Out | Breaking News USA

MikeVic · 12-29-2008, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Senator

Arrested Teacher Hope Jacoby MySpace Pictures Come Out | Breaking News USA

Haven't been keeping up with this thread very closely, but that has to be the hottest teacher in here. If there's someone hotter, please linky.

Karlifornia · 12-30-2008, 12:09 AM

Hmm...are we sure this girl

is the same as this girl

?

If so, geez..I hope the kid got blown by a girl resembling more of #2

JeeberD · 12-30-2008, 11:48 AM

Geez, do you people have to be spoon fed everything? Her MySpace link was posted three days before...

DaddyTorgo · 12-30-2008, 12:58 PM

hahaha

DaddyTorgo · 12-30-2008, 05:44 PM

haha i found this funny

hxxp://www.barstoolsports.com/article/sex_scandal_teacher_starting_lineup/2960/

ageofquarrel · 12-31-2008, 08:30 AM

Barstool Sports: The 2008 Sex Scandal Teacher Starting Lineup

sorry if this has been already posted

BrianD · 12-31-2008, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

haha i found this funny

hxxp://www.barstoolsports.com/article/sex_scandal_teacher_starting_lineup/2960/

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Originally Posted by ageofquarrel

Barstool Sports: The 2008 Sex Scandal Teacher Starting Lineup

sorry if this has been already posted

My vote for the best two consecutive posts ever.

Autumn · 12-31-2008, 10:41 AM

That was indeed classic. But I mean, we don't all have time to do a lot of research ;-)

This is definitely the hottest I've seen on here. But it's a bit unfair. She's a 23 year old trainer, barely old enough to get back to a teaching position after leaving high school. Still, quite a win for that young man. Bet he's wishing he never took that photo.

Autumn · 12-31-2008, 10:42 AM

dola

Oh I was also going to say I'm suprised her MySpace isn't bombarded with rude comments. Not that I'm going to, but you'd think someone would have.

JeeberD · 01-02-2009, 11:39 AM

I doubt she's going to start adding random strangers right now...

Cringer · 01-02-2009, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Hmm...are we sure this girl

is the same as this girl

?

If so, geez..I hope the kid got blown by a girl resembling more of #2

I have a t-shirt from a few years back now that says "You looked better on MySpace." That fits here.

Samdari · 01-02-2009, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

Bet he's wishing he never took that photo.

What's the point of getting oral copulation from a hot teacher if you don't take cell phone pictures and share with your friends....

BrianD · 01-02-2009, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

What's the point of getting oral copulation from a hot teacher if you don't take cell phone pictures and share with your friends....

I kind of thought the oral copulation was the point...

Autumn · 01-02-2009, 07:25 PM

I think most people are going to look better in their MySpace pictures than on a mugshot when they just got arrested for having sex with their underage student.

Senator · 01-02-2009, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

I think most people are going to look better in their MySpace pictures than on a mugshot when they just got arrested for having sex with their underage student.

I didn't.

JeeberD · 01-10-2009, 01:08 PM

Not hot, but better than some that have been posted in here...

South Shore teacher accused of statutory rape - Local News Updates - The Boston Globe

Easy Mac · 01-10-2009, 07:23 PM

How about this JV basketball coach

from Busted Coverage (not linked b/c the site is likely NSFW)

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It’s been awhile since we’ve seen a 26-year-old girl’s basketball coach who looks like this who just might be a child predator.
Meet Brittany Sumrall Johnson, the Kilbourne (La.) High School girl’s coach who’s racked up a 36-17 record over the last two years but just became more famous as the hot English teacher who has been sending sexually oriented messages to one of her students, says the boy’s parents.

News reports began flowing Wednesday in regards to Brittany Sumrall Johnson, 26, sending one of her eighth grade students questionable messages on MySpace since October.

The reports claim Johnson sent messages asking the 14 year old boy for sex.

Now, being the responsible news organization we are, there was some investigating into a MySpace page for Ms. Johnson.
We weren’t successful but other, more legit, outlets did our dirty work.

We did find the Facebook.
Not yet accepted as a friend. We’ll keep you up to date over the weekend on this request.
So exactly what were in those lurid messages.

Some of the e-mails stated: “And oh my gosh did u look hot! I can’t wait 4 u 2 play varsity (so) we can hook up on the bus on the way home lol!,”; “oh yea and in the closet, I so wanted to grab you and pull u in there and shut that door and take full advantage of you…”; and “has anyone ever told u that u have a fine a— and body?”

RAWWRRRR!
Jesus H. She wanted on the bus? This chick is wild and……..married.
Why doesn’t this ever happen to good guys like us? We’re of legal age, don’t mind doing it in moving vehicles and like closets.
Yours or ours. Name a time, Mrs. Johnson.

Karlifornia · 01-10-2009, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy Mac

How about this JV basketball coach

from Busted Coverage (not linked b/c the site is likely NSFW)

That's Balki with a wig.

Galaxy · 01-12-2009, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Not hot, but better than some that have been posted in here...

South Shore teacher accused of statutory rape - Local News Updates - The Boston Globe

You would have to take the glasses off.

However, having sex every other day for a total of 300 times, and all over the place (According to hxxp://www.enterprisenews.com/news/x246495563/Abington-elementary-school-teacher-charged-with-child-rape), "The teen told police that until he was 15 years old, they had unprotected sex “about every other day” — in his kitchen and bedroom, and in the shower, living room and bedroom of her home in Rockland.")

She may win the horny and wild contest.

JediKooter · 01-13-2009, 12:55 PM

Imagine the disappointment in all these boys once they are older and find out that they actually have to start buying them things to get them to sleep with them.

These teachers have failed them on so many levels...

TCY Junkie · 01-13-2009, 01:24 PM

They have to be turned on thinking they might get caught, so when the guys are 25 and meet a 18 year old they should tell them that they can't get caught because dad said if you sleep with someone under 20 the 300 million will go to charity.

cuervo72 · 01-13-2009, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Imagine the disappointment in all these boys once they are older and find out that they actually have to start buying them things to get them to sleep with them.

These teachers have failed them on so many levels...

Yeah, but...300 times!

Cringer · 01-13-2009, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Was this woman a teacher too or just a JV basketball coach? Regardless, how can any adult person write emails like that? “And oh my gosh did u look hot! I can’t wait 4 u 2 play varsity (so) we can hook up on the bus on the way home lol!,"

Are you kidding me? Granted, the former mayor of Detroit and his ex-Chief of Staff wrote in very, very similar style, but sersiouy, how can any self-respecting adult write like that? Shameful.

300 times??? Sweet jesus. She may not be the hottest of the bunch, but you really have to appreciate her enthusiasm and she deserves to be recognized accordingly.

One of the posts above mentions she is also an English teacher.

Reason #20,384 I home school my child. And I am not a master of English by any means, I just started a sentence with "And" as you see.

Autumn · 01-13-2009, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

One of the posts above mentions she is also an English teacher.

Reason #20,384 I home school my child. And I am not a master of English by any means, I just started a sentence with "And" as you see.

Yes, but you didn't end it with "now I will have sex with a child" so at least you pass that test.

Mizzou B-ball fan · 01-13-2009, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

Reason #20,384 I home school my child. And I am not a master of English by any means, I just started a sentence with "And" as you see.

There's certainly nothing wrong with your decision, but these cases are certainly not a reason to homeschool your child. What these cases are is an excellent demostration of just how lousy the parenting is in some of these households. If a kid is bumping dirty patches every other day for a couple of years with their teacher in my house and in her house, you can be damn sure that it doesn't take a genius to figure out what was going on. I don't care what the circumstances were. If you or I were the parent, they would have been lucky to hook up even once before the teacher was arrested. Kids do this kind of stuff looking for attention that they often don't get in their own home. Only an uninvolved parent would fail to notice the warning signs in this situation.

Cringer · 01-13-2009, 03:21 PM

lol.

Actually it is her horrible email writing while being an English teacher in which I was referring to.

If this second child is a boy then the possible teacher sex is a reason he will be in public school by his 14th birthday.

Mizzou B-ball fan · 01-13-2009, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

lol.

Actually it is her horrible email writing while being an English teacher in which I was referring to.

If this second child is a boy then the possible teacher sex is a reason he will be in public school by his 14th birthday.

Sorry, misunderstood your point. My bad.

Logan · 01-13-2009, 03:56 PM

MBBF, if I had a chance to bang a couple of my HS teachers (especially Ms. Fernandez and Mrs. O'Leary), I would've definitely done it. I don't think that means my parents failed me or that I was looking for attention.

Now, would I have been able to keep my mouth shut about it? Different story.

JediKooter · 01-13-2009, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

Yeah, but...300 times!

Then hopefully he has learned to do at least one thing before he graduates.

jeff061 · 01-13-2009, 04:37 PM

At 15 years old, I don't believe I'm thinking twice if that rapist comes on to me. It's on!

SackAttack · 01-13-2009, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

I think most people are going to look better in their MySpace pictures than on a mugshot when they just got arrested for having sex with their underage student.

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Originally Posted by Senator

I didn't.

Senator's a child molester?

MylesKnight · 01-13-2009, 05:02 PM

06/29/04, the date Senator began this thread... Amazing thing is I'd say a good 75% of the time I take a look at the first page of threads on this board, this particular one is right there.

FTR, Logan you are right on the $$$$, I would've done the same. Keeping it on the DL would've been the hard part.

Radii · 01-13-2009, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

MBBF, if I had a chance to bang a couple of my HS teachers (especially Ms. Fernandez and Mrs. O'Leary), I would've definitely done it. I don't think that means my parents failed me or that I was looking for attention.

Most definitely.

MikeVic · 01-13-2009, 05:09 PM

Yeah Ms. Fernandez had a nice ass on her.

BrianD · 01-13-2009, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Logan

MBBF, if I had a chance to bang a couple of my HS teachers (especially Ms. Fernandez and Mrs. O'Leary), I would've definitely done it. I don't think that means my parents failed me or that I was looking for attention.

Now, would I have been able to keep my mouth shut about it? Different story.

This is true. A boy of that age would bang just about anything that let him. Of course attentive parents should have caught on before time #300.

Mizzou B-ball fan · 01-13-2009, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianD

This is true. A boy of that age would bang just about anything that let him. Of course attentive parents should have caught on before time #300.

Exactly. I don't begrudge the lust of a teen, but that doesn't mean that the parent can't head it off before the big #300 milestone.

Karlifornia · 01-13-2009, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Mizzou B-ball fan

but that doesn't mean that the parent can't head it off

Yeah, that's what the teacher is there for.

Galaxy · 01-13-2009, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Yeah, that's what the teacher is there for.

Easy Mac · 01-13-2009, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

One of the posts above mentions she is also an English teacher.

Reason #20,384 I home school my child. And I am not a master of English by any means, I just started a sentence with "And" as you see.

"Home schooling female child molester" would win the award for weirdest child molester story in this thread.

cuervo72 · 01-14-2009, 03:50 PM

Sex between teacher, student not always illegal, court rules

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Logan · 01-14-2009, 04:02 PM

I'd like to know the origin of this thread title. I'm assuming it dates back to something else...

12-29-2008, 10:41 PM	#1458
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	Arrested Teacher Hope Jacoby MySpace Pictures Come Out \| Breaking News USA __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

12-30-2008, 12:09 AM	#1461
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Hmm...are we sure this girl is the same as this girl ? If so, geez..I hope the kid got blown by a girl resembling more of #2 __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

12-30-2008, 11:48 AM	#1462
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Geez, do you people have to be spoon fed everything? Her MySpace link was posted three days before... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

01-02-2009, 11:39 AM	#1469
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I doubt she's going to start adding random strangers right now... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

01-10-2009, 01:08 PM	#1475
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Not hot, but better than some that have been posted in here... South Shore teacher accused of statutory rape - Local News Updates - The Boston Globe __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

12-17-2008, 10:24 PM	#1452
SFL Cat College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: South Florida	Obviously the 13 year old found her ... hot ... or maybe he was just fascinated by mature boobies.

12-18-2008, 09:13 PM	#1454
GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	New one. She's borderline: Teacher Accused Of Sexual Relations With Student At Home, On Dirt Roads - News Story - WSB Atlanta

12-26-2008, 05:14 PM	#1457
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	i'm just happy i got to add new content to this thread - i'd always been too slow before

12-30-2008, 12:58 PM	#1463
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	hahaha

12-30-2008, 05:44 PM	#1464
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	haha i found this funny hxxp://www.barstoolsports.com/article/sex_scandal_teacher_starting_lineup/2960/

12-31-2008, 08:30 AM	#1465
ageofquarrel H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Feb 2004	Barstool Sports: The 2008 Sex Scandal Teacher Starting Lineup sorry if this has been already posted

12-31-2008, 10:41 AM	#1467
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	That was indeed classic. But I mean, we don't all have time to do a lot of research ;-) This is definitely the hottest I've seen on here. But it's a bit unfair. She's a 23 year old trainer, barely old enough to get back to a teaching position after leaving high school. Still, quite a win for that young man. Bet he's wishing he never took that photo.

12-31-2008, 10:42 AM	#1468
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	dola Oh I was also going to say I'm suprised her MySpace isn't bombarded with rude comments. Not that I'm going to, but you'd think someone would have.

01-02-2009, 07:25 PM	#1473
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	I think most people are going to look better in their MySpace pictures than on a mugshot when they just got arrested for having sex with their underage student.

01-13-2009, 12:55 PM	#1479
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Imagine the disappointment in all these boys once they are older and find out that they actually have to start buying them things to get them to sleep with them. These teachers have failed them on so many levels... __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

01-13-2009, 01:24 PM	#1480
TCY Junkie College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: TX	They have to be turned on thinking they might get caught, so when the guys are 25 and meet a 18 year old they should tell them that they can't get caught because dad said if you sleep with someone under 20 the 300 million will go to charity. __________________ I try to open things I probably have no chance of opening.

01-13-2009, 03:21 PM	#1485
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	lol. Actually it is her horrible email writing while being an English teacher in which I was referring to. If this second child is a boy then the possible teacher sex is a reason he will be in public school by his 14th birthday. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose! Last edited by Cringer : 01-13-2009 at 03:21 PM.

01-13-2009, 03:56 PM	#1487
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	MBBF, if I had a chance to bang a couple of my HS teachers (especially Ms. Fernandez and Mrs. O'Leary), I would've definitely done it. I don't think that means my parents failed me or that I was looking for attention. Now, would I have been able to keep my mouth shut about it? Different story.

01-13-2009, 04:37 PM	#1489
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	At 15 years old, I don't believe I'm thinking twice if that rapist comes on to me. It's on! __________________

01-13-2009, 05:02 PM	#1491
MylesKnight College Benchwarmer Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Neptune Beach, Florida	06/29/04, the date Senator began this thread... Amazing thing is I'd say a good 75% of the time I take a look at the first page of threads on this board, this particular one is right there. FTR, Logan you are right on the $$$$, I would've done the same. Keeping it on the DL would've been the hard part. __________________ IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BLACK & GOLD!!

01-13-2009, 05:09 PM	#1493
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Yeah Ms. Fernandez had a nice ass on her.

01-14-2009, 03:50 PM	#1499
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	*Sex between teacher, student not always illegal, court rules* Tacoma and Pierce County Local News \| News Tribune \| Tacoma, University Place, Gig Harbor, Puyallup, Lakewood, Fife, Fircrest, Bonney Lake, DuPont, Eatonville, Edgewood, Milton, Orting, Parkland, Roy, Spanaway, Steilacoom, Sumner, Yelm __________________ null

01-14-2009, 04:02 PM	#1500
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	I'd like to know the origin of this thread title. I'm assuming it dates back to something else...

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