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JediKooter · 09-09-2010, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Thanks JK, your advice is spot on ... but doesn't seem to work for me.

You're supposed to be able to drag the edges, but no matter what mode I'm, dragging/moving anything keeps doing something else. It either tries to relocate the slide (which are all imports from Photoshop Elements, btw) to the next segment or simply moves my position on the timeline, it never lengthens the clip.

The default, which is based on the type of file imported, is 5 seconds. You can set a global default higher for slides upon import, but I'd still have same problem, as I need the slides to have different durations. There's also a place where you can manually adjust the duration for each individual slide by simple replacing the :05 with another value typed it & while it appears to work (i.e. it stores the new value I've typed), upon playback every slide stays at 5 seconds.

I finally had to give up, in hopes of being shown what I'm doing wrong (or how to do it right) by someone at my son's school this afternoon when I'm there for related stuff.

You're welcome.

I guess one workaround with those clips is to make duplicates of them and then razor blade them to the length that you need and delete the portion that you don't need. So say if you needed one clip to be 13 seconds (assuming the original is 5 seconds), make 2 copies for a total of 15 seconds and then cut 2 seconds off the last clip. Wonky, but, should do the trick since it's a still photo.

Also, don't know if you've ever heard of it, but, there's a site called the Creative Cow that has a bunch of forums for video editing broken down into app specific forums. It's free and you don't have to register unless you want to ask a question.

Good luck and it's probably a good chance that someone at your son's school knows.

JediKooter · 09-09-2010, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Jimmy caps are overrated. Run her raw dog bare bone.

HA! One step at a time, I'm not even on deck yet, let alone up to bat.

JediKooter · 09-09-2010, 02:57 PM

And...she canceled.

DanGarion · 09-09-2010, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

And...she canceled.

Maybe she say your post?

That sucks man.

On the bright side you can watch the football game now.

Mustang · 09-09-2010, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

And...she canceled.

Well that sucks.. shaved your balls for nothing.

DataKing · 09-09-2010, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Mustang

Well that sucks.. shaved your balls for nothing.

I think I just pee'd myself.

Sun Tzu · 09-09-2010, 03:11 PM

Did you ever step into a room and feel like you walked into the conversation at the absolute worst moment?

me...this thread

Scoobz0202 · 09-09-2010, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by DataKing

I think I just pee'd myself.

Should be fairly easy to clean up then.

DaddyTorgo · 09-09-2010, 03:22 PM

The best was that I caught the last couple minutes of that Tosh.0 guy last night at one point and he was doing some thing about how much celebs are worth. First he flashed up Hugh Hefner @ 44mil or so. Then he flashed up Larry Flint at like $445mil or something. And he goes: "And there you have it - proof that softcore porn is less desireable than getting pissed on." (i'm paraphrasing)

JediKooter · 09-09-2010, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

Maybe she say your post?

That sucks man.

On the bright side you can watch the football game now.

Haha! She must hate hats.

I didn't realize there was a game on tonight. That's what I get for work keeping me busy.

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Originally Posted by Mustang

Well that sucks.. shaved your balls for nothing.

Tell me about it. Especially since razors pivot around your chin a lot more easily...it's time I will never get back.

sterlingice · 09-09-2010, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

Did you ever step into a room and feel like you walked into the conversation at the absolute worst moment?

me...this thread

SI

Mustang · 09-10-2010, 11:46 AM

So.. for the people that love their jobs, what's that like?

JediKooter · 09-10-2010, 12:07 PM

From a Craigslist ad (it's now deleted):

BRUTAL DRUMMER SEEKS BRUTAL GUITAR PLAYER (downtown Raleigh)

BRUTAL IS WHAT I WANT. NO COVERS. NO TRIBUTES. NO ROCK. NO PUNK. NO CORE. NO KIDS. NO WEEKEND WARRIORS. IF THIS IS YOUR HOBBY, FUCK OFF, YOU AREN’T GOOD ENOUGH. YOU MUST LIVE THIS SHIT EVERY MOTHERFUCKING DAY. DO NOT EMAIL ME TO CHAT ENDLESSLY ABOUT YOUR COVER BAND NEEDING A DRUMMER, FUCK YOU FOR NOT WRITING YOUR OWN GOD DAMNED MUSIC, AND FUCK YOU FOR PROFITEERING OFF OTHERS’ CREATIVITY. COME ORIGINAL, COME CORRECT, OR DON’T FUCKING EMAIL ME, I’M TOO BUSY LIVING THE DREAM TO BE BOTHERED BY ANY BULLSHIT AT ALL. EQUIPMENT MUST BE FUCKING LOUD WITHOUT FEEDBACK OR BLOWN SPEAKERS, YOUR GUITAR MUST DOUBLE AS A WEAPON. YOU MUST BE ABLE TO DRIVE YOUR DRUG-ADDLED ASS OVER HERE TO DOWNTOWN RALEIGH WITH YOUR GEAR, AND BE PREPARED TO PLAY FULL ON FOR 2 HOURS OR MORE, OR, ONCE AGAIN, YOU CAN FUCK OFF RIGHT BACK TO THE PRACTICE SPACE, YOU AREN’T GOOD ENOUGH. I NEED TO GET AGGRESSION OUT, AT LENGTH, AND WHILE SMOKING HEAVILY. IF THAT IS A PROBLEM, FUCK OFF. ALSO, NO FUCKING BANDS WITH A HOLE TO FILL. ONCE I FIND THE BRUTAL AS FUCK MOTHERFUCKING GUITAR PLAYER I LIKE, WE WILL FUCKING GO FROM FUCKING THERE…YOUR FIRST EMAIL NEEDS TO INCLUDE MORE THAN ‘HEY I’M FUCKING BRUTAL, TOO, CALL ME’. YOU MUST HAVE MP3S, YOUTUBES, OR SOMETHING SIMILAR AVAILABLE FOR ME TO JUDGE BY, AND DON’T THINK SOME FOOTAGE FROM 10 YEARS AGO WILL CUT IT EITHER GRANDPA, RECENT, AND GOOD QUALITY. I MAY CURSE A LOT BUT THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING DIGITAL AGE AND IF YOU CAN’T PROVIDE SAMPLES, DON’T FUCKING EMAIL ME. IF YOU ARE JUST COMMENTING HOW YOU ‘LOVE MY AD’ DON’T FUCKING EMAIL ME, I DON’T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU THINK, I NEED BRUTAL, MOTHERFUCKERS. DO NOT DISAPPOINT.

Suicane75 · 09-10-2010, 01:05 PM

I'd love to be the kind of guy brutal enough to answer that ad. Shit like that makes me feel inadequate. Also I can't play any instruments except for the dijareedoo

Ksyrup · 09-10-2010, 01:11 PM

I think he found his guy, Kenny "DEATH ZONE" Loggins - and a buddy to boot!

JediKooter · 09-10-2010, 01:34 PM

I should put that in my Match.com profile: "BRUTAL BITCH WANTED! DON'T WINK OR MESSAGE ME UNLESS YOU ARE SERIOUSLY BRUTAL!"

JonInMiddleGA · 09-10-2010, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mustang

So.. for the people that love their jobs, what's that like?

I can't remember, it's been too long ago.

Poli · 09-10-2010, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

I should put that in my Match.com profile: "BRUTAL BITCH WANTED! DON'T WINK OR MESSAGE ME UNLESS YOU ARE SERIOUSLY BRUTAL!"

I've already updated your match.com profile.

JediKooter · 09-10-2010, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Poli

I've already updated your match.com profile.

Oh thanks man!

Cringer · 09-10-2010, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Conceptually I pretty much get it, but damned if I'm not a lost ball in high weeds when it comes to trying to edit even stuff that should be idiot proof (like multiple still frames) in Adobe Premiere.

I have never heard that saying in my life. I am trying to decide if I like it. A ball is not alive so it is not trying to find it's way out of the weeds, but someone is looking for the ball I would think.

JonInMiddleGA · 09-10-2010, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

but someone is looking for the ball I would think.

There ya go, you got it.

JonInMiddleGA · 09-10-2010, 05:30 PM

Live HS football webcast tonight, Athens Academy vs FPD, pre-game 715, kickoff 730. Not going to a game tonight? Then watch the Spartans try to go 3-0 (and hear me a little bit in the process) By game time, there'll be a link up to watch live at

Media & Technology Club
(at the moment it seems to link to last week's game, although afaik that link would still get you to the right place ... I hope)

Stop by early & watch my son do his thang as the pre-game studio host (don't blink, you'll miss him, I think he's on-screen for like 90 secs this week)

Izulde · 09-10-2010, 05:44 PM

If I were to dye my hair, what color should I do it in?

Greyroofoo · 09-10-2010, 05:52 PM

brown

JediKooter · 09-10-2010, 06:20 PM

Argyle.

terpkristin · 09-10-2010, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

If I were to dye my hair, what color should I do it in?

I'd go blue. But if I remember correctly, your hair is pretty dark, so you'd have to bleach first, which makes blue go kind of green. So let's say purple.

/tk

RendeR · 09-11-2010, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by duckman

CU Tiger · 09-11-2010, 09:47 AM

To my motherfawkin realtor...if you have to explain "why" a house is waterfront, IT IS NOT MOTHERFAWKIN waterfront...

I met him at 7Am on a Clemson gameday Saturday to look at "exactly what you and your wife have been looking for"...uh no it's not...I dont care what gov't agency owns the land that borders the house...I can't swim in mud and weeds even if the corps of engineers owns it.

That is all...

Poli · 09-11-2010, 08:29 PM

DeSoto beat Sullivan last night 27-14. Played on a nice turf field in front of some hoosiers. It's a field where all the fans sit on the same side. The other side opens up to the local country club's golf course.

When we arrived, I thought, heh, check that out. That's cool.

Then the golf carts arrived and I realized you didn't have to have class to be part of the country club. Bunch of drunk hoosiers in golf carts cat calling the game behind our bench.

We had a strong fog roll in for the game so that was neat...but we likely lost our starting quarterback on the first play from scrimmage due to a broken collarbone. What a bummer.

Sullivan also runs the double wing, but doesn't run the wedge nearly enough and completely screwed themselves by having splits between the linemen.

terpkristin · 09-12-2010, 06:32 PM

If I actually typed out or said aloud some of the thoughts that go through my head, especially on weekends around sporting events, people would probably hate me a lot more than they already do.

/tk

Poli · 09-13-2010, 01:48 PM

I nearly killed my ex-wife today.

Pumpy Tudors · 09-13-2010, 05:26 PM

I'm ready to leave work, but I'm sticking around because I'm expecting a call from a short bald man from North Carolina whose second job is performing at rodeos as Elvis Presley. If I don't leave in the next 30 minutes, I may be late for bowling tonight. I hope this guy calls me soon.

MacroGuru · 09-13-2010, 05:33 PM

I fucking hate a certain person right now...if he was here, right in front of my face I would punch him, take a golf club to his head, pour gasoline all over him and light the fire from his ball sack just to watch the wormy mother fucker squirm....

And I think I need to remove my name from my sig..

Pumpy Tudors · 09-13-2010, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MacroGuru

I fucking hate a certain person right now...if he was here, right in front of my face I would punch him, take a golf club to his head, pour gasoline all over him and light the fire from his ball sack just to watch the wormy mother fucker squirm....

Sorry, bro, I'll leave you alone.

Greyroofoo · 09-13-2010, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Poli

I nearly killed my ex-wife today.

Accidentally or on purpose?

Honolulu_Blue · 09-13-2010, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I'm ready to leave work, but I'm sticking around because I'm expecting a call from a short bald man from North Carolina whose second job is performing at rodeos as Elvis Presley. If I don't leave in the next 30 minutes, I may be late for bowling tonight. I hope this guy calls me soon.

Sorry, bro, I'm tied up right now. I will call you ASAP.

JediKooter · 09-13-2010, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MacroGuru

I fucking hate a certain person right now...if he was here, right in front of my face I would punch him, take a golf club to his head, pour gasoline all over him and light the fire from his ball sack just to watch the wormy mother fucker squirm....

And I think I need to remove my name from my sig..

Is this a person you would normally like?

MacroGuru · 09-13-2010, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Is this a person you would normally like?

Yes and No...believe it or not, it does not deal with the soon to be ex or her boyfriend...it's a business issue...

cartman · 09-13-2010, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by MacroGuru

I fucking hate a certain person right now...if he was here, right in front of my face I would punch him, take a golf club to his head, pour gasoline all over him and light the fire from his ball sack just to watch the wormy mother fucker squirm....

I guess I mistook how you would handle that I told you I had lunch at the Salt Lick today.

MacroGuru · 09-13-2010, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

I guess I mistook how you would handle that I told you I had lunch at the Salt Lick today.

DUUUUUDEEEEEEEE NOT COOL! My co-workers are still talking about that place and next time we hit the area, everyone is going...LOL!

Autumn · 09-13-2010, 05:55 PM

Someone just tried to steal our credit card number. And they're apparently local since their plan seemed to be to intercept the FedEx package they ordered to be sent to our address. Fuckers.

MacroGuru · 09-13-2010, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

Someone just tried to steal our credit card number. And they're apparently local since their plan seemed to be to intercept the FedEx package they ordered to be sent to our address. Fuckers.

Did they use all of your contact information or did they use a cell phone for the phone on the order...basically, did they leave any hint of who they are when they placed the order?

tyketime · 09-13-2010, 06:41 PM

How much are you willing to pay for blazing fast internet?

Quote:

In the global race to see who can offer the fastest Internet service, an unlikely challenger has emerged: Chattanooga, Tenn.

The city-owned utility, EPB, plans to announce on Monday that by the end of this year it will offer ultra-high-speed Internet service of up to one gigabit a second. That is 200 times faster than the average broadband speed in America.

There is one caveat: the highest-speed service will cost $350 a month,

terpkristin · 09-13-2010, 06:43 PM

but that article forgets to include the emotional and literal cost of moving to Chattanooga.....

/tk

Pumpy Tudors · 09-13-2010, 11:49 PM

Elvis never called.

RainMaker · 09-13-2010, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by tyketime

How much are you willing to pay for blazing fast internet?

That'd be nice, but it's going to need to be cheaper if we want to get caught up to the rest of the world.

JonInMiddleGA · 09-14-2010, 12:48 AM

Surprisingly fun time watching a middle school football game this afternoon, several of my son's classmates were playing so I kind of know a few of them myself.

Leading all the way & winning 34-16, it's kind of easy to relax and enjoy, but it was really a kick to see our star do his thing. An 8th grader playing football for the first season of his life, he had 4 touches on offense resulting in 3 TD catches for about 150 yds total, 1 TD run for another 52 yds and no play under 45 yards. He also picked off a halfback pass despite the rest of the defense being fooled & having to make up a ton of ground coming from the wrong side of the play, also made a TD saving tackle on an opponent who just thought he had turned the corner and had nothing but 60 yards of daylight in front of him. He didn't count on the flash of green that bumped him OOB with ease at about the 35

Like watching greased lightning relatively to everyone else on the field, could probably start for our varsity right now (and we're 3-0 so far with only 14 pts allowed & 11 scoreless qtrs out of 12 possible, it's not like we're awful or anything).

Winter should be even more fun. I'm told his real skill is basketball, that football is just something he's giving a try for fun. I hope he's enjoying himself, because I was certainly happy to pay $4 to watch him play.

stevew · 09-14-2010, 02:13 AM

re Credit Card numbers.

When I give my Visa Debit to the chick working at McDonalds, and I temporarily lose sight of it for a moment.....this is like having unprotected sex right? I might be fine for months, even years. But eventually using the card is going to result in an STD.

Autumn · 09-14-2010, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by MacroGuru

Did they use all of your contact information or did they use a cell phone for the phone on the order...basically, did they leave any hint of who they are when they placed the order?

They used an e-mail address, which I haven't been able to dig anything up on. I'm not clear if it was a phone order or e-mail, because my wife was dealing with the store. Something they did make the store think twice though.

Honolulu_Blue · 09-14-2010, 12:33 PM

For lunch, today, I am eating a chicken mushroom salad sandwhich. My wife found and then foraged a chicken mushroom growing on a stump of a tree in a park near our home while walking our dog yesterday. This is the second time my wife has foraged a chicken mushroom in our neighborhood.

The sandwhich is tasty.

09-09-2010, 02:57 PM	#1553
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	And...she canceled. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

09-09-2010, 03:11 PM	#1557
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	Did you ever step into a room and feel like you walked into the conversation at the absolute worst moment? me...this thread __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

09-10-2010, 11:46 AM	#1562
Mustang Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wisconsin	So.. for the people that love their jobs, what's that like? __________________ You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its...

09-10-2010, 12:07 PM	#1563
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	From a Craigslist ad (it's now deleted): BRUTAL DRUMMER SEEKS BRUTAL GUITAR PLAYER (downtown Raleigh) BRUTAL IS WHAT I WANT. NO COVERS. NO TRIBUTES. NO ROCK. NO PUNK. NO CORE. NO KIDS. NO WEEKEND WARRIORS. IF THIS IS YOUR HOBBY, FUCK OFF, YOU AREN’T GOOD ENOUGH. YOU MUST LIVE THIS SHIT EVERY MOTHERFUCKING DAY. DO NOT EMAIL ME TO CHAT ENDLESSLY ABOUT YOUR COVER BAND NEEDING A DRUMMER, FUCK YOU FOR NOT WRITING YOUR OWN GOD DAMNED MUSIC, AND FUCK YOU FOR PROFITEERING OFF OTHERS’ CREATIVITY. COME ORIGINAL, COME CORRECT, OR DON’T FUCKING EMAIL ME, I’M TOO BUSY LIVING THE DREAM TO BE BOTHERED BY ANY BULLSHIT AT ALL. EQUIPMENT MUST BE FUCKING LOUD WITHOUT FEEDBACK OR BLOWN SPEAKERS, YOUR GUITAR MUST DOUBLE AS A WEAPON. YOU MUST BE ABLE TO DRIVE YOUR DRUG-ADDLED ASS OVER HERE TO DOWNTOWN RALEIGH WITH YOUR GEAR, AND BE PREPARED TO PLAY FULL ON FOR 2 HOURS OR MORE, OR, ONCE AGAIN, YOU CAN FUCK OFF RIGHT BACK TO THE PRACTICE SPACE, YOU AREN’T GOOD ENOUGH. I NEED TO GET AGGRESSION OUT, AT LENGTH, AND WHILE SMOKING HEAVILY. IF THAT IS A PROBLEM, FUCK OFF. ALSO, NO FUCKING BANDS WITH A HOLE TO FILL. ONCE I FIND THE BRUTAL AS FUCK MOTHERFUCKING GUITAR PLAYER I LIKE, WE WILL FUCKING GO FROM FUCKING THERE…YOUR FIRST EMAIL NEEDS TO INCLUDE MORE THAN ‘HEY I’M FUCKING BRUTAL, TOO, CALL ME’. YOU MUST HAVE MP3S, YOUTUBES, OR SOMETHING SIMILAR AVAILABLE FOR ME TO JUDGE BY, AND DON’T THINK SOME FOOTAGE FROM 10 YEARS AGO WILL CUT IT EITHER GRANDPA, RECENT, AND GOOD QUALITY. I MAY CURSE A LOT BUT THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING DIGITAL AGE AND IF YOU CAN’T PROVIDE SAMPLES, DON’T FUCKING EMAIL ME. IF YOU ARE JUST COMMENTING HOW YOU ‘LOVE MY AD’ DON’T FUCKING EMAIL ME, I DON’T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU THINK, I NEED BRUTAL, MOTHERFUCKERS. DO NOT DISAPPOINT. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

09-10-2010, 01:11 PM	#1565
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I think he found his guy, Kenny "DEATH ZONE" Loggins - and a buddy to boot! __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-09-2010, 03:22 PM	#1559
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	The best was that I caught the last couple minutes of that Tosh.0 guy last night at one point and he was doing some thing about how much celebs are worth. First he flashed up Hugh Hefner @ 44mil or so. Then he flashed up Larry Flint at like $445mil or something. And he goes: "And there you have it - proof that softcore porn is less desireable than getting pissed on." (i'm paraphrasing)

09-10-2010, 01:05 PM	#1564
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I'd love to be the kind of guy brutal enough to answer that ad. Shit like that makes me feel inadequate. Also I can't play any instruments except for the dijareedoo

09-10-2010, 01:34 PM	#1566
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	I should put that in my Match.com profile: "BRUTAL BITCH WANTED! DON'T WINK OR MESSAGE ME UNLESS YOU ARE SERIOUSLY BRUTAL!" __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

09-10-2010, 05:30 PM	#1572
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Live HS football webcast tonight, Athens Academy vs FPD, pre-game 715, kickoff 730. Not going to a game tonight? Then watch the Spartans try to go 3-0 (and hear me a little bit in the process) By game time, there'll be a link up to watch live at Media & Technology Club (at the moment it seems to link to last week's game, although afaik that link would still get you to the right place ... I hope) Stop by early & watch my son do his thang as the pre-game studio host (don't blink, you'll miss him, I think he's on-screen for like 90 secs this week) __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

09-10-2010, 05:44 PM	#1573
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	If I were to dye my hair, what color should I do it in? __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

09-10-2010, 05:52 PM	#1574
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	brown

09-10-2010, 06:20 PM	#1575
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Argyle. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

09-11-2010, 09:47 AM	#1578
CU Tiger Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Backwoods, SC	To my motherfawkin realtor...if you have to explain "why" a house is waterfront, IT IS NOT MOTHERFAWKIN waterfront... I met him at 7Am on a Clemson gameday Saturday to look at "exactly what you and your wife have been looking for"...uh no it's not...I dont care what gov't agency owns the land that borders the house...I can't swim in mud and weeds even if the corps of engineers owns it. That is all... Last edited by CU Tiger : 09-11-2010 at 09:50 AM.

09-11-2010, 08:29 PM	#1579
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	DeSoto beat Sullivan last night 27-14. Played on a nice turf field in front of some hoosiers. It's a field where all the fans sit on the same side. The other side opens up to the local country club's golf course. When we arrived, I thought, heh, check that out. That's cool. Then the golf carts arrived and I realized you didn't have to have class to be part of the country club. Bunch of drunk hoosiers in golf carts cat calling the game behind our bench. We had a strong fog roll in for the game so that was neat...but we likely lost our starting quarterback on the first play from scrimmage due to a broken collarbone. What a bummer. Sullivan also runs the double wing, but doesn't run the wedge nearly enough and completely screwed themselves by having splits between the linemen. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum. Last edited by Poli : 09-12-2010 at 09:21 PM.

09-12-2010, 06:32 PM	#1580
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	If I actually typed out or said aloud some of the thoughts that go through my head, especially on weekends around sporting events, people would probably hate me a lot more than they already do. /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

09-13-2010, 01:48 PM	#1581
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	I nearly killed my ex-wife today. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

09-13-2010, 05:26 PM	#1582
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I'm ready to leave work, but I'm sticking around because I'm expecting a call from a short bald man from North Carolina whose second job is performing at rodeos as Elvis Presley. If I don't leave in the next 30 minutes, I may be late for bowling tonight. I hope this guy calls me soon. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

09-13-2010, 05:33 PM	#1583
MacroGuru Coordinator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Utah	I fucking hate a certain person right now...if he was here, right in front of my face I would punch him, take a golf club to his head, pour gasoline all over him and light the fire from his ball sack just to watch the wormy mother fucker squirm.... And I think I need to remove my name from my sig.. __________________ "forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future"

09-13-2010, 05:55 PM	#1591
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Someone just tried to steal our credit card number. And they're apparently local since their plan seemed to be to intercept the FedEx package they ordered to be sent to our address. Fuckers.

09-13-2010, 06:43 PM	#1594
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	but that article forgets to include the emotional and literal cost of moving to Chattanooga..... /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

09-13-2010, 11:49 PM	#1595
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Elvis never called. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

09-14-2010, 12:48 AM	#1597
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Surprisingly fun time watching a middle school football game this afternoon, several of my son's classmates were playing so I kind of know a few of them myself. Leading all the way & winning 34-16, it's kind of easy to relax and enjoy, but it was really a kick to see our star do his thing. An 8th grader playing football for the first season of his life, he had 4 touches on offense resulting in 3 TD catches for about 150 yds total, 1 TD run for another 52 yds and no play under 45 yards. He also picked off a halfback pass despite the rest of the defense being fooled & having to make up a ton of ground coming from the wrong side of the play, also made a TD saving tackle on an opponent who just thought he had turned the corner and had nothing but 60 yards of daylight in front of him. He didn't count on the flash of green that bumped him OOB with ease at about the 35 Like watching greased lightning relatively to everyone else on the field, could probably start for our varsity right now (and we're 3-0 so far with only 14 pts allowed & 11 scoreless qtrs out of 12 possible, it's not like we're awful or anything). Winter should be even more fun. I'm told his real skill is basketball, that football is just something he's giving a try for fun. I hope he's enjoying himself, because I was certainly happy to pay $4 to watch him play. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis Last edited by JonInMiddleGA : 09-14-2010 at 12:49 AM.

09-14-2010, 02:13 AM	#1598
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	re Credit Card numbers. When I give my Visa Debit to the chick working at McDonalds, and I temporarily lose sight of it for a moment.....this is like having unprotected sex right? I might be fine for months, even years. But eventually using the card is going to result in an STD.

09-14-2010, 12:33 PM	#1600
Honolulu_Blue Hockey Boy Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Royal Oak, MI	For lunch, today, I am eating a chicken mushroom salad sandwhich. My wife found and then foraged a chicken mushroom growing on a stump of a tree in a park near our home while walking our dog yesterday. This is the second time my wife has foraged a chicken mushroom in our neighborhood. The sandwhich is tasty. __________________ *Steve Yzerman*: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons).

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