02-27-2006, 11:48 AM | #1551 |
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Well, let's play detective. The game was ready to go before career play was added. So we can deduce as a matter of pure logic that the moving first down line is a function of career play. No other reason makes sense. So, what could that function of career play be? Well, we know that it can't be a bug because this game has undergone more beta testing than any game in the history of computers. So it must be a purposeful feature related to career play. Let us also deduce (I can't imagine that there would be much objection to this point) that none of the graphics in this game are eye candy. Everything must serve a purpose--nothing less would deserve to be called the Total Football Experience.
I draw, then, gentlemen, your attention to the beer tent. [/Gasps come from audience.] Yes, the beer tent. What does a beer tent serve? That's right--BEER. And not just any beer, but that really good, strong CANADIAN BEER. [/Knowing mumbling from the audience.] Beer that will get you intoxicated. Now, in most stadiums, the beer is sold, not on the field where none of the fans are allowed to go, but in the stands themselves. This beer tent, however, as you can clearly see, is on the field! Who would put a beer tent on the freakin' field where no one can buy the beer? [/questioning mummers] I'll tell you who. It's the opposing coach! He's getting the guys holding the chains drunk during the games! This is the answer that ties everything together. We all wondered what career play was since it did not contain a draft, recruiting, or financial system. We thought that it was just a joke. It is no joke, my friends; it is deadly serious. This game is part RPG. The career mode pits you against the machinations of insane coaches who will do anything to win--including using high alcohol content beer to their advantage. I submit to you that part of career play involves petitioning the league to not let the guys holding the chains go to the beer tent during the games. See, what we have been laughing off is actually just Matrix being deeper than you can even imagine. The Beer Tent is Relevant! Don't you get it?! Drunken chain gangs? Amazing. I'd like to see Madden do that. _______________________________________ Seriously, though. At what point, if you are Matrix Games/Wintervalley, do you just say that you are taking the game off-line for 6 months, hire some real, committed beta-testers, and fix the bugs under the hood? This game looks nowhere near ready to go. People keep finding critical mistakes in the screen shots and movies that are released to the public. There is a serious risk of trademark infringement suits if the game is released in this form. Etc., etc., etc. There will be a lot (more) egg on people's faces if this game is released in the next few days. |
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02-27-2006, 11:53 AM | #1553 |
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The fans can't buy beer from the beer tent? What a rip-off.
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02-27-2006, 11:53 AM | #1554 | |
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Even better. So instead of a linear regression of Football as Flexibility increases, there is a logrithmic decrease of Football as Flexibility increases.
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02-27-2006, 11:57 AM | #1555 | |
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Better question IMO: If you are Matrix Games, at what point do you just cut your losses on this? Hopefully they're at least smart enough not to have spent anything substantial to date on something that looks better left as vaporware. I'd call spending money hiring real, honest-to-goodness qualified non-fanboy beta testers as throwing money down a dry hole, because there's little chance in my mind (having seen the screenshots) that this product can sell enough copies to justify the expenditure. And releasing it without doing so might ultimately carry a cost even higher. Their second-best call would be to walk away now. Their best call would be to run away now.
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02-27-2006, 11:58 AM | #1556 |
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Seriously, has there been a single video, screenshot, or "dynasty" of the gameplay that has not identified a problem in the game?
And we're not talking nit-picky stuff here. We're talking about moving 1st down markers, teleporting tacklers, players throwing for 450 yds, rushing for over 300 yds! And you would think that Matrix would be posting the absolute BEST videos and screenshots that they could, right? And yet we've picked up on numerous game issues from these. Did anyone test this game? |
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exactly. i think at this point Matrix needs to intervene, delay the game indefinitely and go the Solecismic route saying "it'll be released when it's ready". you just can't continually make official release dates and delay them for all of infinity. that is no way to run a company. Matrix really needs to put a gag order on the developer and his wife and say "no official announcements regarding the game will be made unless it's first ran by us". |
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02-27-2006, 12:02 PM | #1559 |
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I know i'm backing a losing horse in this race but I for one hope they make a decent game out of this, if for no other reason that to shove it up the ass of everyone here who has jumped on the bandwagon of bashing the efforts of the developer, as messed up as they may be.
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02-27-2006, 12:03 PM | #1560 | |
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Screw testing the game, the least they could do is test the screenshots and videos. I didn't have that big of a problem with their hollier than thou attitude towards text sims at first, but the obvious constant lying about not only the release date (yeah it happens) but saying something is gold and only needs a video added... then have your lead tester talking about receiving builds 2 and 3 times a week when the game was gold 2 weeks ago? |
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Seriously, even Stevie Wonder could see that this team has brought this on themselves. That being said, as others have stated, if this game surprises us and turns out to be something fantastic and worth attention, we'll all go buy it eventually. I for one (and many others too I bet) hope it does suprise us, but it just doesn't seem likely..
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02-27-2006, 12:08 PM | #1563 | |
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It's quite funny in a sad, pathetic sort of way. I think I could have done a better job of beta testing just by looking at screenshots and the videos... |
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02-27-2006, 12:09 PM | #1564 | |
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Actually, the football decreases if either flexibility or maximum-ness increases. Football = -Maximum(Flexibility+1) It already starts out negative if Max and Flex are positive. Which means anything they do will only make it worse. |
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02-27-2006, 12:11 PM | #1565 | ||
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Hey, at least most of us have kept the real harsh, in-depth criticisms off of the max-football pages. If there was a 32 page masterpiece over there I'd see it a little more.. but in reality we're just having a little fun over here on FOFC and bringing up some honest to goodness legit questions that would cause threads to be locked over there.
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02-27-2006, 12:19 PM | #1566 | |
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I would quote the comment from Dutch(?) that SkyDog usually quotes to these kinds of comments about us being too harsh, but honestly I'm too lazy to look it up. |
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02-27-2006, 12:40 PM | #1570 | |
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02-27-2006, 12:44 PM | #1572 |
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Well, when 12 of the Canadian teams use the Rough Rider mascot, it can be hard to try and keep track of a bunch of different mascots, if you aren't used to it.
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I'll admit that it was pretty ignorant of him, but I give him credit for coming right out and saying he didn't know and that seeing the GT Bee that he believes it is too similar. So I'll give him that much credit, that it may have been due to ignorance of NCAA logos rather than the trying to copy someone's logo. But what does this mean for the box art?!
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02-27-2006, 12:48 PM | #1574 |
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So the graphical designer that they hired just pilfered existing logos and submitted them as his (or her) own work? That's fantastic!
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02-27-2006, 12:55 PM | #1575 |
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Ablert Einstein's theory of Maximumosity:
e=mf² e = release date in UNIX time mf = speed of bullshit |
02-27-2006, 12:55 PM | #1576 | |
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Sorry, thought your use of overkill was in regards to us being too harsh not about the thread length. The board is very active, so something like this generates a lot of opinions, comments, limmericks, etc. If you want something less active, you can always check out the Max Football boards. As far as the quote, you'll notice I said it was from Dutch not SkyDog (SkyDog just quotes him). Of course, you probably would have the same opinion of Dutch as you do SkyDog. |
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Another day, another two pages (before lunch). This is the Golden Age of FOFC.
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02-27-2006, 01:42 PM | #1581 | |
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If that pattern continues, it is going to effect my opinion of Matrix and make me less likely to buy future games from them. |
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I'm not even remotely interested in George Tech, but I have to get this off my chest.
It's a friggin' yellowjacket not a friggin' bee. Thank you. |
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02-27-2006, 01:57 PM | #1586 |
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My bet is that they way they fix this first-down problem is with MORE CUSTOMIZATION! After each play, you'll simply tell the game how many yards they have to go, what down it is, maybe you can even "correct" the game to let it know how many yards were actually gained on the last play!
It's like on Seinfeld, when Kramer was running Moviephone: "Why don't you just tell me what movie you'd like to see?" |
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02-27-2006, 01:59 PM | #1588 |
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I heard Maximum Football got a 3 on the Wonderlic.
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oops, already beaten to the punch on that.
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If the game makes sense when he's high?
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