The thread for images so cool that they belong in this thread - Page 322

Grover · 05-07-2012, 12:18 PM

That gives new meaning to "ass to mouth"

JediKooter · 05-07-2012, 12:27 PM

Do pork rectums usually come with bones? Seems kind of painful.

Hmmm...curiously, this was not at the top of the page before...one sec while I sort things out...

Ok...here we gooooo....in honor of the record breaking performance of The Avengers this weekend:

DanGarion · 05-07-2012, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Do pork rectums usually come with bones? Seems kind of painful.

Only when they are on the top of the page...

DataKing · 05-07-2012, 12:35 PM

Uh oh.

Rizon · 05-07-2012, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Do pork rectums usually come with bones? Seems kind of painful.

Of all people ...

JonInMiddleGA · 05-07-2012, 08:47 PM

Dutch · 05-07-2012, 09:14 PM

haha!

Dutch · 05-07-2012, 09:15 PM

dola

if that's got a motion sensor...I'm in.

sterlingice · 05-08-2012, 05:46 AM

I like the cos b from the last page

SI

Ksyrup · 05-08-2012, 07:24 AM

Not sure what this guy was going for, but I think he failed. Twice.

CleBrownsfan · 05-08-2012, 08:24 AM

My gosh - sign that officer up for the Browns please. That guy got JACKED!!

Julio Riddols · 05-08-2012, 08:45 AM

Yeah, that's a concussion.

Ksyrup · 05-08-2012, 08:59 AM

He lead with his shoulder, too. This should be shown at the rookie symposium.

korme · 05-08-2012, 10:13 AM

Obviously the end of that .gif got sped up. Would love to see the original video for the live action

thesloppy · 05-08-2012, 12:00 PM

I remember that story...dude was busted for stealing candy.

dawgfan · 05-08-2012, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

Yeah, that's a concussion.

At least. His head bounced pretty hard off the concrete there.

Matthean · 05-08-2012, 02:03 PM

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DanGarion · 05-08-2012, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

Do pork rectums usually come with bones? Seems kind of painful.

Hmmm...curiously, this was not at the top of the page before...one sec while I sort things out...

Ok...here we gooooo....in honor of the record breaking performance of The Avengers this weekend:

THANK YOU!

Pyser · 05-08-2012, 05:07 PM

JediKooter · 05-08-2012, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

THANK YOU!

My pleasure.

Matthean · 05-08-2012, 07:39 PM

rowech · 05-08-2012, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

Hawking?

mauchow · 05-08-2012, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyser

That bear unfortunately was killed a few weeks later -- hit by a car. There was a follow up article on it.

Matthean · 05-08-2012, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by rowech

Hawking?

Yep.

Senator · 05-08-2012, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by mauboy1

That bear unfortunately was killed a few weeks later -- hit by a car. There was a follow up article on it.

Upon reflection it looks like suicide.

tarcone · 05-08-2012, 08:32 PM

Survival of the fittest. That bear wasnt very fit, obviously.

JonInMiddleGA · 05-08-2012, 09:33 PM

cartman · 05-08-2012, 10:33 PM

mckerney · 05-09-2012, 12:54 AM

Grover · 05-09-2012, 01:33 AM

Nice recovery from Showalter there.

cartman · 05-09-2012, 07:57 AM

Awesome:

sterlingice · 05-09-2012, 08:17 AM

Ok, so I googled it to get the literal translation but what's the story behind it?

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cartman · 05-09-2012, 08:23 AM

It was something that paralleled the 'Glenn Beck killed a girl in 1990' meme that went around. To mimic the back-channel methods James used on Leach, someone started posting that Craig James killed 5 hookers while he was at SMU. Hence the CJK5H.

GrantDawg · 05-09-2012, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by cartman

Want the sound? "Gotta pee...gotta pee.....gotta pee....gotta pee..."

Rizon · 05-09-2012, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by mckerney

I was curious about some of these because they seemed over the top. Looked up 4 random ones and they weren't true.

sterlingice · 05-09-2012, 03:22 PM

Um... I'm pretty sure none of them are true

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DataKing · 05-09-2012, 03:22 PM

That's the point.

CraigSca · 05-09-2012, 03:53 PM

Darn, I was making a killing today selling potato seeds.

Grover · 05-09-2012, 04:14 PM

And to think, I was squeezing all the saliva out of my cat to enjoy a delicious glass...

DataKing · 05-09-2012, 04:46 PM

There's no explaining why certain things tickle my funny bone...

Shkspr · 05-09-2012, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by DataKing

There's no explaining why certain things tickle my funny bone...

When she calls it your "funny bone", I don't think she means it as a compliment.

mckerney · 05-09-2012, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

I was curious about some of these because they seemed over the top. Looked up 4 random ones and they weren't true.

But some of them even have vague sources at the bottom.

Rizon · 05-09-2012, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by mckerney

But some of them even have vague sources at the bottom.

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Originally Posted by DataKing

That's the point.

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

Um... I'm pretty sure none of them are true

SI

I fail.

PilotMan · 05-09-2012, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

I fail.

I LOLed!

tarcone · 05-09-2012, 09:41 PM

What are you going to do with all those avocados, Rizon?

Matthean · 05-09-2012, 09:53 PM

sterlingice · 05-09-2012, 10:03 PM

Ugh. Another Matt Taibbi story. That will just make me sad

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dawgfan · 05-09-2012, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

Ugh. Another Matt Taibbi story. That will just make me sad

SI

I wish Taibbi didn't have to write those stories. Unfortunately, I'm sure he'll have as long a career writing these articles as he wants...

mckerney · 05-09-2012, 11:41 PM

Subby · 05-10-2012, 12:38 AM

There were some very solid Eli skits.

"My name's not Peyton!"

05-07-2012, 12:18 PM	#16051
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05-07-2012, 12:35 PM	#16054
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05-07-2012, 08:47 PM	#16056
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05-08-2012, 05:46 AM	#16059
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	I like the cos b from the last page SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

05-08-2012, 07:24 AM	#16060
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Not sure what this guy was going for, but I think he failed. Twice. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-07-2012, 09:14 PM	#16057
Dutch "Dutch" Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Tampa, FL	haha!

05-07-2012, 09:15 PM	#16058
Dutch "Dutch" Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Tampa, FL	dola if that's got a motion sensor...I'm in.

05-08-2012, 08:24 AM	#16061
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05-08-2012, 08:45 AM	#16062
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05-08-2012, 08:59 AM	#16063
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	He lead with his shoulder, too. This should be shown at the rookie symposium. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-08-2012, 10:13 AM	#16064
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Obviously the end of that .gif got sped up. Would love to see the original video for the live action

05-08-2012, 12:00 PM	#16065
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05-08-2012, 05:07 PM	#16069
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05-08-2012, 08:32 PM	#16076
tarcone Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pacific	Survival of the fittest. That bear wasnt very fit, obviously.

05-08-2012, 09:33 PM	#16077
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	__________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

05-08-2012, 10:33 PM	#16078
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	__________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

05-09-2012, 12:54 AM	#16079
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05-09-2012, 01:33 AM	#16080
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05-09-2012, 07:57 AM	#16081
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Awesome: __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

05-09-2012, 08:17 AM	#16082
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Ok, so I googled it to get the literal translation but what's the story behind it? SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

05-09-2012, 08:23 AM	#16083
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	It was something that paralleled the 'Glenn Beck killed a girl in 1990' meme that went around. To mimic the back-channel methods James used on Leach, someone started posting that Craig James killed 5 hookers while he was at SMU. Hence the CJK5H. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

05-09-2012, 03:22 PM	#16086
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Um... I'm pretty sure none of them are true SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

05-09-2012, 03:22 PM	#16087
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05-09-2012, 03:53 PM	#16088
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05-09-2012, 04:14 PM	#16089
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05-09-2012, 09:41 PM	#16095
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05-09-2012, 10:03 PM	#16097
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Ugh. Another Matt Taibbi story. That will just make me sad SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

05-09-2012, 11:41 PM	#16099
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000

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