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Ronnie Dobbs2 · 10-04-2010, 02:23 PM

https://groups.google.com/group/shib...2822a3a7?pli=1

Perils of Google Translate.

sabotai · 10-04-2010, 03:21 PM

L'autumne est enfin là! Aujourd'hui, il faut beau temps!

DaddyTorgo · 10-04-2010, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

I got to my part-time job today and am going thru the emails. They sent one on Monday saying "Please submit requests for holiday time off." Of course, I didn't get the email until today and already have the schedule that has me working on both Christmas Day & New Year's Day.

Guess I should cancel that vacation request from the full-time job.

That's mega-douchey that they didn't put it out far enough in advance to let everyone get their requests in. Seriously.

JediKooter · 10-04-2010, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

I'm so tempted to get drunk before class.

Would anyone notice?

Pumpy Tudors · 10-04-2010, 05:25 PM

As of this morning, I officially like bald women more than I like blonde women.

JonInMiddleGA · 10-04-2010, 09:09 PM

That shit will make you stupid.
Fla. man denies cocaine found in buttocks is his *| accessAtlanta

BRADENTON, Fla. — When sheriff's deputies allegedly discovered a bags of marijuana and cocaine between a man's buttocks, they said he gave a quick explanation. Manatee County deputies said Raymond Stanley Roberts told them "The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is."

Deputies stopped the 25-year-old Wednesday in Bradenton for speeding. Officers said they smelled marijuana and searched him. That's when they allegedly found a bag of marijuana between Roberts' buttocks.

Officers then discovered another bag in there; the report said it contained 27 pieces of rock cocaine.

The Bradenton Herald reported Roberts was arrested for drug possession and has bonded out of jail. The person who answered Friday at a phone number listed for Roberts said it wasn't his.

molson · 10-04-2010, 09:10 PM

So tomorrow has to be the only day of the whole year that there's no MLB/NFL/NBA/NHL/College Football/College basketball right?

I guess that's a good enough reason to get drunk.

MJ4H · 10-04-2010, 09:34 PM

WE ARE FARMERS

Bom ba dom dom dom dom dom

DataKing · 10-05-2010, 10:44 AM

So two different ex-girlfriends have tracked me down via Facebook in the last few months. I think the fates are trying to tell me something.

molson · 10-05-2010, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by DataKing

So two different ex-girlfriends have tracked me down via Facebook in the last few months. I think the fates are trying to tell me something.

The fates are trying to tell you to bang your ex-girlfriends?

I like your fates' style.

Honolulu_Blue · 10-05-2010, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

As of this morning, I officially like bald women more than I like blonde women.

Weclome to the club!!

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Wrong.

There are many women who look good bald. It takes the right kind of face to pull it off, but the chick in Star Trek looked good bald, Sinead O'Connor, Natalie Portman, both Sigourney Weaver and Demi Moore pulled it off nicely, there was that one really hot bald chick in "The Fifth Element."

I've spoken many times on this subject before (and consistently might I add)...

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Psh. I've always liked the "bald chick" look when done right. It takes the right type of face, long and angular, chubby or round certainly doesn't work. Natalie looks great. Sinead was a beauty and there was that bald chick in "Fifth Element." She was nice.

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Sinead O'Connor back in the day.
I think it works for Natalie Portman.
Both Demi Moore (GI Jane) or Sigourney Weaver (Alien 3) looked pretty good.
There's this model, Eve Salvail, who had a bit part in "The Fifth Element" (she played one of the aliens when it was pretending to be human to get on the shuttle) who looks good bald (though I've got mixed feeling about the tatoo of a dragon on her head).

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

A true measure of a woman's beauty is if she can look good with short hair. Or, dare I say, bald. (Oh, I think do dare. I must certainly do...)

Honolulu_Blue · 10-05-2010, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by molson

So tomorrow has to be the only day of the whole year that there's no MLB/NFL/NBA/NHL/College Football/College basketball right?

I guess that's a good enough reason to get drunk.

Wrong.

You can watch the Troy v. Middle Tennessee grudge match on ESPN 2 tonight at 8:00 PM EST.

Edit: That's still a good enough reason to get drunk, though.

ISiddiqui · 10-05-2010, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by molson

So tomorrow has to be the only day of the whole year that there's no MLB/NFL/NBA/NHL/College Football/College basketball right?

You are forgetting about the MLB All Star Break.

molson · 10-05-2010, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Wrong.

You can watch the Troy v. Middle Tennessee grudge match on ESPN 2 tonight at 8:00 PM EST.

It's about goddamn time the blue radiers get what's coming to them!!

DataKing · 10-05-2010, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by molson

The fates are trying to tell you to bang your ex-girlfriends?

I like your fates' style.

Yeah, the fates are cool like that.

DataKing · 10-05-2010, 05:03 PM

Just found out I won an iPad at a conference last week in a raffle. Sweet!

Pumpy Tudors · 10-05-2010, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Weclome to the club!!

We should get together sometime. Maybe hold hands, sing to each other, eat some McNuggets...

No more than one of those suggestions is a euphemism for sex.

Honolulu_Blue · 10-05-2010, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

We should get together sometime. Maybe hold hands, sing to each other, eat some McNuggets...

No more than one of those suggestions is a euphemism for sex.

If only had I moved to Akron, we could have done this once every other week or so.

It'd have been beautiful.

By "it", I mean the singing, of course.

Izulde · 10-05-2010, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Would anyone notice?

Probably not.

JediKooter · 10-05-2010, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izulde

Probably not.

Nice!

lighthousekeeper · 10-06-2010, 07:50 PM

a sign your wife doesn't get it:

me: "wow. the phillies pitcher has a no hitter in the 9th inning. and it's a playoff game. this is incredible"

...5 second pause...

wife: "so can you call the credit card company now before they close?"

Shkspr · 10-06-2010, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lighthousekeeper

a sign your wife doesn't get it:

me: "wow. the phillies pitcher has a no hitter in the 9th inning. and it's a playoff game. this is incredible"

...5 second pause...

wife: "so can you call the credit card company now before they close?"

you: (pretends to read the statement) "oooh, bad luck. the credit provider is based in scranton. there's no way they don't have it tuned to the game. it would be rude to disturb them."

stevew · 10-06-2010, 10:37 PM

If the forum's most ignored poster doesn't post cause he's busy with work, does anyone notice.

DanGarion · 10-06-2010, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

If the forum's most ignored poster doesn't post cause he's busy with work, does anyone notice.

But he did post something today.

stevew · 10-07-2010, 12:07 AM

Wide-Mouth aluminum cans. American beer finally did something right.

Drake · 10-08-2010, 07:16 AM

So, in an accidentally recorded conversation, California gubernatorial candidate Jerry Brown called his opponent Meg Whitman a whore (i.e., whoring for votes).

They're politicians. Of course they're whores.

The apparent outrage over this baffles me.

JonInMiddleGA · 10-08-2010, 08:03 AM

I'm ill as a hornet today. For everyone's sake, including my own, I'm hoping it's a day where I don't leave the house until heading to HS football late this afternoon & that my phones & emails are quiet.

Otherwise, I might be held responsible for anything I say/do but that may not be enough to stop me.

Suburban Rhythm · 10-08-2010, 09:22 AM

My daughter's school had breakfast with Dads this morning. A few observations:

They had us park at the borough building a few blocks away and shuttle bus over. School buses are not made for grown men.

Like many other schools I'd imagine, they are all about no junk food, no candy for class parties or birthdays. Today's menu: coffee and donuts.

When did the good majority of elementary school teachers become hot? I don't remember any of my teachers being even remotely attractive.

Autumn · 10-08-2010, 09:55 AM

I think it's us that's changed Suburban, not them.

cuervo72 · 10-08-2010, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Suburban Rhythm

When did the good majority of elementary school teachers become hot? I don't remember any of my teachers being even remotely attractive.

When we became old.

JediKooter · 10-08-2010, 12:02 PM

When they started dating their students.

stevew · 10-08-2010, 01:37 PM

At the school I went to, and my dad taught at, probably the majority of teachers were of a similar age. It is possible that we just caught an aging class of teachers. And the staff at your daughters school is at a much younger part of the cycle.

Scoobz0202 · 10-08-2010, 02:15 PM

Anybody who visits ESPN.com will see this on the front page, but for those who don't there was a beautiful story about the trapped miners in Chile, mainly one who is a soccer hero down there.

ESPN - OTL: Above and Beyond - E-ticket

JonInMiddleGA · 10-08-2010, 04:14 PM

Yep, it's the weekly hype post for my son's school HS football webcast. Darned if it isn't pretty random at times so this seems like the right thread

Tonight there's technical challenges at the venue to boot but with some luck you can watch as Athens Academy visits Social Circle. Pre-game starts at 715, live play-by-play begins at 730 with The Voice of the Spartans Houston Gaines joined by Will Loveless Spartans Webcast

JonInMiddleGA · 10-09-2010, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Darned if it isn't pretty random at times so this seems like the right thread

Random didn't begin to describe it.

Easy 42-7 win but a hell of a night for the webcast ... down to only 4 staffers since most of the crew had SAT's this morning. Hell of a thing.

stevew · 10-11-2010, 03:05 PM

I wish my Puppy would stop giving me wet willies as a sign of affection.

sabotai · 10-11-2010, 03:14 PM

Got a grand total of 45 minutes sleep last night. You win again insomnia.

And I just spent a few hundred dollars to upgrade my computer, so OF COURSE my monitor would die on me today.

JediKooter · 10-11-2010, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sabotai

Got a grand total of 45 minutes sleep last night. You win again insomnia.

And I just spent a few hundred dollars to upgrade my computer, so OF COURSE my monitor would die on me today.

I feel your pain on both of those, though, the insomnia has kind of gone away the last couple of months, but, still creeps its ugly up now and then. Just got a new system a couple of months ago and sure enough, about a month later, monitor goes bad.

sabotai · 10-11-2010, 05:40 PM

Samsung 23" Widescreen LED monitor. (From a 19" Standard LCD)

Pretty much worth it.

DataKing · 10-11-2010, 05:47 PM

Are we swinging around our monitor e-peens today?

28" Hanns G.

JediKooter · 10-11-2010, 06:06 PM

Well, I have two 24" Dell monitors. That's 48 inches of pure screen goodness.

claphamsa · 10-11-2010, 10:36 PM

i have a monitor, i look at spreadsheets on it..... thats it. nothing special.

larrymcg421 · 10-11-2010, 10:55 PM

Marched in the Atlanta gay pride parade on Sunday.

ISiddiqui · 10-12-2010, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by larrymcg421

Marched in the Atlanta gay pride parade on Sunday.

Well done!

DataKing · 10-12-2010, 12:49 AM

Sneaky Bitch Knows Karate!

molson · 10-12-2010, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by larrymcg421

Marched in the Atlanta gay pride parade on Sunday.

Sounds dangerous.

But Kudos, regardless.

Neuqua · 10-12-2010, 01:44 AM

Gut punched. Unbelievable. I'm on the left. Depressed. on Twitpic

My team is on the left. My week is ruined.

Izulde · 10-12-2010, 01:48 AM

I lost by 0.6 last week and got killed this week, leading my fucktarded opponent to call me an average team. He's on my shit list.

I'm also tired but can't get the energy to drag myself over to bed.

sabotai · 10-12-2010, 05:28 PM

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10-04-2010, 02:23 PM	#1801
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10-04-2010, 05:25 PM	#1805
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	As of this morning, I officially like bald women more than I like blonde women. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

10-04-2010, 09:09 PM	#1806
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	That shit will make you stupid. Fla. man denies cocaine found in buttocks is his \| accessAtlanta BRADENTON, Fla. — When sheriff's deputies allegedly discovered a bags of marijuana and cocaine between a man's buttocks, they said he gave a quick explanation. Manatee County deputies said Raymond Stanley Roberts told them "The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is." Deputies stopped the 25-year-old Wednesday in Bradenton for speeding. Officers said they smelled marijuana and searched him. That's when they allegedly found a bag of marijuana between Roberts' buttocks. Officers then discovered another bag in there; the report said it contained 27 pieces of rock cocaine. The Bradenton Herald reported Roberts was arrested for drug possession and has bonded out of jail. The person who answered Friday at a phone number listed for Roberts said it wasn't his. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette."* - from a novel by Martin Amis

10-04-2010, 09:10 PM	#1807
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	So tomorrow has to be the only day of the whole year that there's no MLB/NFL/NBA/NHL/College Football/College basketball right? I guess that's a good enough reason to get drunk. Last edited by molson : 10-04-2010 at 09:10 PM.

10-05-2010, 10:44 AM	#1809
DataKing Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Chicago	So two different ex-girlfriends have tracked me down via Facebook in the last few months. I think the fates are trying to tell me something. __________________ Current Games Diablo III (BattleTag: DataKing#1685) Allegiances: Chicago Bears - Detroit Red Wings - Kansas Jayhawks Awards: 2011 Golden Scribe - Other Sports Category (The Straight(away) and Narrow - A Forza Motorsport 3 Dynasty)

10-04-2010, 03:21 PM	#1802
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	L'autumne est enfin là! Aujourd'hui, il faut beau temps!

10-04-2010, 09:34 PM	#1808
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	WE ARE FARMERS Bom ba dom dom dom dom dom

10-05-2010, 05:03 PM	#1816
DataKing Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Chicago	Just found out I won an iPad at a conference last week in a raffle. Sweet! __________________ Current Games Diablo III (BattleTag: DataKing#1685) Allegiances: Chicago Bears - Detroit Red Wings - Kansas Jayhawks Awards: 2011 Golden Scribe - Other Sports Category (The Straight(away) and Narrow - A Forza Motorsport 3 Dynasty)

10-06-2010, 07:50 PM	#1821
lighthousekeeper College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	a sign your wife doesn't get it: me: "wow. the phillies pitcher has a no hitter in the 9th inning. and it's a playoff game. this is incredible" ...5 second pause... wife: "so can you call the credit card company now before they close?" __________________ ...

10-06-2010, 10:37 PM	#1823
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	If the forum's most ignored poster doesn't post cause he's busy with work, does anyone notice.

10-07-2010, 12:07 AM	#1825
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Wide-Mouth aluminum cans. American beer finally did something right.

10-08-2010, 07:16 AM	#1826
Drake assmaster Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bloomington, IN	So, in an accidentally recorded conversation, California gubernatorial candidate Jerry Brown called his opponent Meg Whitman a whore (i.e., whoring for votes). They're politicians. Of course they're whores. The apparent outrage over this baffles me.

10-08-2010, 08:03 AM	#1827
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	I'm ill as a hornet today. For everyone's sake, including my own, I'm hoping it's a day where I don't leave the house until heading to HS football late this afternoon & that my phones & emails are quiet. Otherwise, I might be held responsible for anything I say/do but that may not be enough to stop me. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

10-08-2010, 09:22 AM	#1828
Suburban Rhythm Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pittsburgh	My daughter's school had breakfast with Dads this morning. A few observations: They had us park at the borough building a few blocks away and shuttle bus over. School buses are not made for grown men. Like many other schools I'd imagine, they are all about no junk food, no candy for class parties or birthdays. Today's menu: coffee and donuts. When did the good majority of elementary school teachers become hot? I don't remember any of my teachers being even remotely attractive. __________________ "Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!"

10-08-2010, 09:55 AM	#1829
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	I think it's us that's changed Suburban, not them.

10-08-2010, 12:02 PM	#1831
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	When they started dating their students. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

10-08-2010, 01:37 PM	#1832
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	At the school I went to, and my dad taught at, probably the majority of teachers were of a similar age. It is possible that we just caught an aging class of teachers. And the staff at your daughters school is at a much younger part of the cycle.

10-08-2010, 02:15 PM	#1833
Scoobz0202 Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Dayton, Ohio	Anybody who visits ESPN.com will see this on the front page, but for those who don't there was a beautiful story about the trapped miners in Chile, mainly one who is a soccer hero down there. ESPN - OTL: Above and Beyond - E-ticket

10-08-2010, 04:14 PM	#1834
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Yep, it's the weekly hype post for my son's school HS football webcast. Darned if it isn't pretty random at times so this seems like the right thread Tonight there's technical challenges at the venue to boot but with some luck you can watch as Athens Academy visits Social Circle. Pre-game starts at 715, live play-by-play begins at 730 with The Voice of the Spartans Houston Gaines joined by Will Loveless Spartans Webcast __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis Last edited by JonInMiddleGA : 10-08-2010 at 04:15 PM.

10-11-2010, 03:05 PM	#1837
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I wish my Puppy would stop giving me wet willies as a sign of affection.

10-11-2010, 03:14 PM	#1838
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	Got a grand total of 45 minutes sleep last night. You win again insomnia. And I just spent a few hundred dollars to upgrade my computer, so OF COURSE my monitor would die on me today. Last edited by sabotai : 10-11-2010 at 03:14 PM.

10-11-2010, 05:40 PM	#1840
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	Samsung 23" Widescreen LED monitor. (From a 19" Standard LCD) Pretty much worth it. Last edited by sabotai : 10-11-2010 at 05:42 PM.

10-11-2010, 05:47 PM	#1841
DataKing Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Chicago	Are we swinging around our monitor e-peens today? 28" Hanns G. __________________ Current Games Diablo III (BattleTag: DataKing#1685) Allegiances: Chicago Bears - Detroit Red Wings - Kansas Jayhawks Awards: 2011 Golden Scribe - Other Sports Category (The Straight(away) and Narrow - A Forza Motorsport 3 Dynasty)

10-11-2010, 06:06 PM	#1842
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Well, I have two 24" Dell monitors. That's 48 inches of pure screen goodness. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

10-11-2010, 10:36 PM	#1843
claphamsa Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: non white trash MD	i have a monitor, i look at spreadsheets on it..... thats it. nothing special. __________________ Dominating Warewolf for 0 games! GIT R DUN!!!

10-11-2010, 10:55 PM	#1844
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10-12-2010, 12:49 AM	#1846
DataKing Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Chicago	Sneaky Bitch Knows Karate! __________________ Current Games Diablo III (BattleTag: DataKing#1685) Allegiances: Chicago Bears - Detroit Red Wings - Kansas Jayhawks Awards: 2011 Golden Scribe - Other Sports Category (The Straight(away) and Narrow - A Forza Motorsport 3 Dynasty)

10-12-2010, 01:44 AM	#1848
Neuqua Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Ill	Gut punched. Unbelievable. I'm on the left. Depressed. on Twitpic My team is on the left. My week is ruined. __________________ Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?

10-12-2010, 01:48 AM	#1849
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	I lost by 0.6 last week and got killed this week, leading my fucktarded opponent to call me an average team. He's on my shit list. I'm also tired but can't get the energy to drag myself over to bed. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

10-12-2010, 05:28 PM	#1850
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