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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Herndon, VA
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So it is, I was surprised there were that many tractors in Suffolk. |
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01-02-2020, 05:50 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Land O Lakes FL
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"The blind soldier fought for me in this war. The least I can do now is fight for him. I have eyes. He hasn’t. I have a voice on the radio, he hasn’t. I was born a white man. And until a colored man is a full citizen, like me, I haven’t the leisure to enjoy the freedom that colored man risked his life to maintain for me. I don’t own what I have until he owns an equal share of it. Until somebody beats me and blinds me, I am in his debt."- Orson Welles August 11, 1946 |
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01-02-2020, 05:58 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Damn. He looks more sober in his booking photo than the one to the right of it.
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01-23-2020, 12:42 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 |
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01-23-2020, 04:38 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Where Hip Hop lives
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Florida is the gift that keeps giving.
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. . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready. |
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01-23-2020, 04:40 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2013
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"I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney" |
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01-24-2020, 12:07 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Just not as tasty as the Jelly of the Month Club.
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01-24-2020, 12:08 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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That doesn't look tasty...at all. I'm so glad we have places like McDonald's and other places that are happy to prep your food for you. I would starve if I was born a century earlier than I was.
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I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 |
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01-31-2020, 10:24 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Texas Man Admits Kidnapping 79 People To Anally Probe Them While Disguised As An Alien
I'm disappointed it wasn't Florida Man.
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I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 |
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01-31-2020, 11:17 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2013
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I'm surprised it wasn't Ted Cruz
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"I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney" |
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01-31-2020, 11:28 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Totally human Ted Cruz, may have been a prime suspect at one point.
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I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 |
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01-31-2020, 01:30 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
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02-02-2020, 01:36 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: May 2006
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My nominee for dumb headline of the year:
Sunday's date is a rare palindrome that hasn't happened in over 900 years I get what they're getting at, but I'm pretty sure Sunday's date hasn't happened like, ever. |
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02-02-2020, 02:02 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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I feel like this would be more effective if they used Steven Wright's voice |
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02-02-2020, 03:19 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Somewhat related to above post. Assuming they gave her fair warning, I'm okay with this. Won't work here though.
Shocking moment shopper is dragged from Chinese supermarket 'after she REFUSED to wear face mask' | Daily Mail Online Quote:
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02-02-2020, 04:04 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2013
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Everything I've read says that regular surgical masks does nothing against the coronavirus so I'm definitely NOT okay with that.
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02-02-2020, 05:49 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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I've read that its minimum vs nothing. It may help in incidental contact. I read one article that said it may help reduce particulates coming from the infected etc. So if it even helps a little (and assuming she was given fair warning) and it lowers concern from your fellow citizens in a heighten state of alert, why not. |
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02-02-2020, 11:05 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2013
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Because you're probably going to cause more harm someone by tackling them and dragging them out of the store than the damage caused by not wearing a mask.
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02-19-2020, 05:17 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Land O Lakes FL
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"The blind soldier fought for me in this war. The least I can do now is fight for him. I have eyes. He hasn’t. I have a voice on the radio, he hasn’t. I was born a white man. And until a colored man is a full citizen, like me, I haven’t the leisure to enjoy the freedom that colored man risked his life to maintain for me. I don’t own what I have until he owns an equal share of it. Until somebody beats me and blinds me, I am in his debt."- Orson Welles August 11, 1946 |
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02-20-2020, 06:11 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2013
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"I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney" |
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03-12-2020, 06:44 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Land O Lakes FL
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"The blind soldier fought for me in this war. The least I can do now is fight for him. I have eyes. He hasn’t. I have a voice on the radio, he hasn’t. I was born a white man. And until a colored man is a full citizen, like me, I haven’t the leisure to enjoy the freedom that colored man risked his life to maintain for me. I don’t own what I have until he owns an equal share of it. Until somebody beats me and blinds me, I am in his debt."- Orson Welles August 11, 1946 |
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03-25-2020, 05:13 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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04-01-2020, 11:23 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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04-02-2020, 09:21 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2013
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"I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney" |
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04-08-2020, 06:08 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Land O Lakes FL
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A few people have mentioned that some folks in their neighborhoods not following the social distancing guidelines. Evidently, this has riled up many in the Tampa/St Pete area to the point that law enforcement is getting hundreds of calls. Stay inside, waste of law enforcement time and all that serious stuff is being put to one side here. That is for the other thread.
A few of the strange bits from the articles I have seen. Quote:
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04-09-2020, 08:37 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Newbury, England
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'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports! |
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06-08-2020, 11:04 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2013
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"I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney" |
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06-08-2020, 06:48 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Land O Lakes FL
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"The blind soldier fought for me in this war. The least I can do now is fight for him. I have eyes. He hasn’t. I have a voice on the radio, he hasn’t. I was born a white man. And until a colored man is a full citizen, like me, I haven’t the leisure to enjoy the freedom that colored man risked his life to maintain for me. I don’t own what I have until he owns an equal share of it. Until somebody beats me and blinds me, I am in his debt."- Orson Welles August 11, 1946 |
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06-09-2020, 12:02 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2013
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Ex-Miss Hitler Pageant Entrant Jailed For Being Part of Neo-Nazi Group
Also in the news: Water is Wet.
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"I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney" |
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06-09-2020, 12:41 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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It was a million to one shot, Doc.
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06-09-2020, 05:34 PM
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Herndon, VA
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'Curious' young boy inserted 20 magnetic balls up his penis - and didn't tell parents
Keeping with the theme. |
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06-09-2020, 05:58 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: PDX
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He sits on a fish, you shove 20 magnets up your urethra, it's the Chicago way!
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06-17-2020, 03:39 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2013
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"I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney" |
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06-25-2020, 08:30 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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A Twitch viewer is suing the Amazon-owned platform because the female streamers are too sexy so he:
a) has felt compelled to use a Fleshlight that has chafed his penis b) has bloodshot eyes from ogling c) shortcircuited his monitor by ejaculating on it Twitch Sued for £20 Million Over "Sexually Suggestive" Streamers | Kotaku UK
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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07-08-2020, 01:45 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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The 30th Dimension of Compatibility:
Oregon man driving stolen car crashes into woman driving another stolen car
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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07-24-2020, 04:26 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Newbury, England
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Only strange in that it’s a refreshingly uplifting story - a man’s word is his honour
US lottery jackpot shared after 1992 handshake - BBC News
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'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports! |
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07-28-2020, 07:25 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers |
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07-29-2020, 01:58 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Buffalo, NY
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Yeah I saw that in the news here. No love lost for system QB Brady here in western NY LOL
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07-29-2020, 02:15 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Concord, MA/UMass
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Loved the Yankees, LeBron James, smoking millions of cigarettes and playing Candy Crush/Farmville? Sounds like a real winner.
(Seriously, thank goodness for the daughter the media is picking up on the Tom Brady angle. Who decides to list 5 things they want their mother remembered for and #2 is "She loved to smoke. She smoked millions of cigarettes.") |
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07-29-2020, 02:55 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Buffalo, NY
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People want to be remembered for who they are, if that was a specific trait that defined her then whats the problem?
My Grandmother was an unbelievable skinflint, and more than one person talked about it at length during the memorial. Same same. |
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07-29-2020, 08:04 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2013
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Did anyone else have to look up "skinflint"?
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07-31-2020, 11:49 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers |
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07-31-2020, 11:56 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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Links I'm not clicking on for 200, Alex
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Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" |
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08-07-2020, 10:43 AM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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09-24-2020, 04:33 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Land O Lakes FL
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https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/24/us/ma...rnd/index.html
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"The blind soldier fought for me in this war. The least I can do now is fight for him. I have eyes. He hasn’t. I have a voice on the radio, he hasn’t. I was born a white man. And until a colored man is a full citizen, like me, I haven’t the leisure to enjoy the freedom that colored man risked his life to maintain for me. I don’t own what I have until he owns an equal share of it. Until somebody beats me and blinds me, I am in his debt."- Orson Welles August 11, 1946 |
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09-24-2020, 05:00 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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WTF?
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09-24-2020, 07:50 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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09-30-2020, 12:28 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 |
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10-11-2020, 07:25 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers |
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10-16-2020, 05:03 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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Hell of a week for Baton Rouge.
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