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Old 12-30-2019, 04:30 PM   #1851
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That's a satire website, Jim.

So it is, I was surprised there were that many tractors in Suffolk.
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Old 01-02-2020, 05:50 PM   #1852
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New York State Assembly Republican Brian M. Kolb charged with DWI a week after warning against it | Daily Mail Online
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Old 01-02-2020, 05:58 PM   #1853
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Damn. He looks more sober in his booking photo than the one to the right of it.
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Old 01-23-2020, 12:42 PM   #1854
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Old 01-23-2020, 04:38 PM   #1855
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Old 01-23-2020, 04:40 PM   #1856
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Old 01-24-2020, 12:07 PM   #1857
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Florida is the gift that keeps giving.

Just not as tasty as the Jelly of the Month Club.
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Old 01-24-2020, 12:08 PM   #1858
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That doesn't look tasty...at all.

I'm so glad we have places like McDonald's and other places that are happy to prep your food for you. I would starve if I was born a century earlier than I was.
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Old 01-31-2020, 10:24 AM   #1859
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Texas Man Admits Kidnapping 79 People To Anally Probe Them While Disguised As An Alien

I'm disappointed it wasn't Florida Man.
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Old 01-31-2020, 11:17 AM   #1860
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I'm surprised it wasn't Ted Cruz
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Old 01-31-2020, 11:28 AM   #1861
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I'm surprised it wasn't Ted Cruz

Totally human Ted Cruz, may have been a prime suspect at one point.
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Old 01-31-2020, 01:30 PM   #1862
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Old 02-02-2020, 01:36 AM   #1863
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My nominee for dumb headline of the year:

Sunday's date is a rare palindrome that hasn't happened in over 900 years

I get what they're getting at, but I'm pretty sure Sunday's date hasn't happened like, ever.
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Old 02-02-2020, 02:02 AM   #1864
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I feel like this would be more effective if they used Steven Wright's voice
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Old 02-02-2020, 03:19 PM   #1865
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Somewhat related to above post. Assuming they gave her fair warning, I'm okay with this. Won't work here though.

Shocking moment shopper is dragged from Chinese supermarket 'after she REFUSED to wear face mask' | Daily Mail Online
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A woman was dragged out of a Chinese supermarket and pinned to the ground after allegedly refusing to wear a face mask while the country deals with the coronavirus outbreak.

Mobile phone footage from Wednesday shows the shopper, identified only by her surname Qiu, resisting two uniformed officers as they haul her down the aisle of Space supermarket in Shenzen, in south China's Guangdong province.

The local government, responsible for some 113million inhabitants, announced a province-wide mask order effective on January 26, making it a punishable offence to be in a public space without a surgical mask.
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Old 02-02-2020, 04:04 PM   #1866
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Everything I've read says that regular surgical masks does nothing against the coronavirus so I'm definitely NOT okay with that.
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Old 02-02-2020, 05:49 PM   #1867
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Everything I've read says that regular surgical masks does nothing against the coronavirus so I'm definitely NOT okay with that.

I've read that its minimum vs nothing. It may help in incidental contact. I read one article that said it may help reduce particulates coming from the infected etc. So if it even helps a little (and assuming she was given fair warning) and it lowers concern from your fellow citizens in a heighten state of alert, why not.
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Old 02-02-2020, 11:05 PM   #1868
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Because you're probably going to cause more harm someone by tackling them and dragging them out of the store than the damage caused by not wearing a mask.
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Old 02-19-2020, 05:17 PM   #1869
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Old 02-20-2020, 06:11 PM   #1870
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Takes all kinds I guess

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Old 03-12-2020, 06:44 AM   #1871
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Old 03-25-2020, 05:13 PM   #1872
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Old 04-01-2020, 11:23 PM   #1873
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Old 04-02-2020, 09:21 PM   #1874
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Old 04-08-2020, 06:08 AM   #1875
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A few people have mentioned that some folks in their neighborhoods not following the social distancing guidelines. Evidently, this has riled up many in the Tampa/St Pete area to the point that law enforcement is getting hundreds of calls. Stay inside, waste of law enforcement time and all that serious stuff is being put to one side here. That is for the other thread.

A few of the strange bits from the articles I have seen.

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Hillsborough County deputies arrived at the house in the Lake Magdalene area Friday night to find a crowd of 15 gathered around the wrestling ring in the front yard. Some were wearing costumes.

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They called because a friend “checked in” on Facebook at a nightclub on Gunn Highway and, according to a summary of one call to the Hillsborough sheriff, because of a “neighbor walking around outside not following quarantine while roommate posts nude pics at closed state parks."

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One St. Pete man posted a night-vision security video on YouTube of what appeared to be three teenage girls playfully cutting through his back yard. He noted they were not social distancing.

And my personal favorite one.

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In a Facebook group for Gulfport residents, one member Photoshopped a swastika flag onto the cute, pastel bungalow of another resident. They were trying to compare people telling on their neighbors for poor social distancing habits to those who turned their neighbors in to the Gestapo during World War II.
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Old 04-09-2020, 08:37 AM   #1876
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Old 06-08-2020, 11:04 AM   #1877
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Old 06-08-2020, 06:48 PM   #1878
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https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/08/india...ntl/index.html

Not shaming, just informing.
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Old 06-09-2020, 12:02 PM   #1879
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Ex-Miss Hitler Pageant Entrant Jailed For Being Part of Neo-Nazi Group

Also in the news: Water is Wet.
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Old 06-09-2020, 12:41 PM   #1880
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Old 06-09-2020, 05:34 PM   #1881
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'Curious' young boy inserted 20 magnetic balls up his penis - and didn't tell parents

Keeping with the theme.
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Old 06-09-2020, 05:58 PM   #1882
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Old 06-17-2020, 03:39 PM   #1883
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Old 06-25-2020, 08:30 AM   #1884
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A Twitch viewer is suing the Amazon-owned platform because the female streamers are too sexy so he:
a) has felt compelled to use a Fleshlight that has chafed his penis
b) has bloodshot eyes from ogling
c) shortcircuited his monitor by ejaculating on it

Twitch Sued for £20 Million Over "Sexually Suggestive" Streamers | Kotaku UK
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Old 07-08-2020, 01:45 PM   #1885
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Old 07-24-2020, 04:26 PM   #1886
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Old 07-28-2020, 07:25 PM   #1887
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Old 07-29-2020, 01:58 AM   #1888
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Yeah I saw that in the news here. No love lost for system QB Brady here in western NY LOL
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Old 07-29-2020, 02:15 AM   #1889
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Loved the Yankees, LeBron James, smoking millions of cigarettes and playing Candy Crush/Farmville? Sounds like a real winner.

(Seriously, thank goodness for the daughter the media is picking up on the Tom Brady angle. Who decides to list 5 things they want their mother remembered for and #2 is "She loved to smoke. She smoked millions of cigarettes.")
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Old 07-29-2020, 02:55 AM   #1890
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People want to be remembered for who they are, if that was a specific trait that defined her then whats the problem?

My Grandmother was an unbelievable skinflint, and more than one person talked about it at length during the memorial. Same same.
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Old 07-29-2020, 08:04 AM   #1891
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People want to be remembered for who they are, if that was a specific trait that defined her then whats the problem?

My Grandmother was an unbelievable skinflint, and more than one person talked about it at length during the memorial. Same same.

Did anyone else have to look up "skinflint"?
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Old 07-31-2020, 11:49 AM   #1892
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Old 07-31-2020, 11:56 AM   #1893
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Old 08-07-2020, 10:43 AM   #1894
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Old 09-24-2020, 04:33 PM   #1895
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Old 09-24-2020, 05:00 PM   #1896
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WTF?

https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buz...n-satan/657572
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Michel Faro do Prado, a 44-year-old Brazilian is one such extreme body modification enthusiast. Far has several head implants, customised teeth, and dozens of piercings and tattoos. But his latest modification is downright shocking.

He has surgically had a portion of his nose removed in a bid to enhance his 'human satan' appearance.
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Old 09-24-2020, 07:50 PM   #1897
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Old 09-30-2020, 12:28 AM   #1898
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Old 10-11-2020, 07:25 PM   #1899
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