WW CXIV: XCrawl - IT'S OVER!!!!!!

[KWhit]

Two of you have reached level 3!

Congratulations!

The rest of you losers are still stuck at level 2.

[KWhit]

You all sense that popularity among the teams has shifted. The crowd that you hear from the TV monitors scream for all four teams, but you can tell more of them are cheering for Killian's Killers than before. They may not be the most popular team out there, but they're finally getting their share of the attention.

Maybe the audience loves an underdog? Or maybe it's something else. You don't know.

[PurdueBrad]

Originally Posted by KWhit

You all sense that popularity among the teams has shifted. The crowd that you hear from the TV monitors scream for all four teams, but you can tell more of them are cheering for Killian's Killers than before. They may not be the most popular team out there, but they're finally getting their share of the attention.

Maybe the audience loves an underdog? Or maybe it's something else. You don't know.

Oh, I know. It's because the viewers, regardless of how stupid they may be, get tired of Big Lame and Weary. You can only watch Beastiality for so long. And really, I have nothing to say about the third team except that their name adequately reflects them and anyone that roots for them. The people want blood, violence, gore and death, that's what Killian's Killers provide.

[Abe Sargent]

I actidentally clicked onteh Killers thing. Damn it!

[PurdueBrad]

Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

I actidentally clicked onteh Killers thing. Damn it!

It was no accident, it was Freudian. You want to be a Killer, but sadly next time you are there, you'll simply be killed.

[CrimsonFox]

*punches PurdueBrad in the face in hopes that will make him less popular and me more popular*

[CrimsonFox]

Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

I actidentally clicked onteh Killers thing. Damn it!

Hey yeah that's a good one. OOPS! I ACCIDENTLY clicked on the thing Abe was talkin about too!

[KWhit]

Guys, if you want to pass items or gold to another player, please send it to me in PM - don't just post it in your team thread. That way I know it's official.

Sometimes it's hard to tell otherwise.

Same deal if you want to USE an item.

Thanks.

[Abe Sargent]

Can I pass an item to another team?

[KWhit]

Only if you're in the same room with them.

[Darth Vilus]

Raise the Roof, raise the Roof! Big Wang Theory in the lead! No matter how dark it becomes the force of light can always force it back!

[PurdueBrad]

Originally Posted by CrimsonFox

*punches PurdueBrad in the face in hopes that will make him less popular and me more popular*

I'm pretty sure that punching the guy on the team that is rising in popularity will backfire on you Crimson, but that's just me. And if that doesn't do the trick, maybe when I take my sword and make a Crimson-Ka-Bob, that would take care of all your popularity issues.

[Danny]

HAHAHA, you evil fools falling behind

[PurdueBrad]

Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

You can only watch Beastiality for so long.

I was just reading back and noticed how horrific this line is if taken out of context.

[hoopsguy]

I respected you more as a blackheart before your last post.

[hoopsguy]

Originally Posted by Danny

HAHAHA, you evil fools falling behind

This sounds suspiciously like evil gloating by Dudley Do-Right. Only thing that would have made it better is if it had been BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[PurdueBrad]

Originally Posted by hoopsguy

I respected you more as a blackheart before your last post.

I don't want to make a judgment on how you brought into this world Dynamo. Being the product of beastiality is certainly a legitimate birth. Just ask the team with that name.

[The Jackal]

Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

I don't want to make a judgment on how you brought into this world Dynamo. Being the product of beastiality is certainly a legitimate birth. Just ask the team with that name.

If you weren't an uneducated drone you might know what Bestiarii actually means, but don't worry, I'm not going to educate you.

[PurdueBrad]

Originally Posted by The Jackal

If you weren't an uneducated drone you might know what Bestiarii actually means, but don't worry, I'm not going to educate you.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the vision I'm having of thrusting my blade into you repeatedly. I'm going to turn you into a pin cushion when I get the chance.

[The Jackal]

Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the vision I'm having of thrusting my blade into you repeatedly. I'm going to turn you into a pin cushion when I get the chance.

I'd love to see you try to thrust your blade at me, but I'm pretty sure you're never going to catch up to me, or be dead, whichever happens first.

[EagleFan]

Soon we'll be barbequeing one of Frank Purdue's oven stuffers.... soon....

[PurdueBrad]

Hey VD or ADD or D-Gay or whatever your name is dungeon ruler, where is your lacky Smut Barfly? I want to take a shot at him. Send him our way.

[KWhit]

Room 5:

All teams move into the next room. In front of you, TV monitors hang on the walls. On them are images of screaming fans who watch your progress through the Crawl.

You notice that the walls to your left and right are made of glass. Through them you see the other teams. They stand in a room similar to this one. They look back at you pounding their chests and shouting "We're Number One!"

The DJ appears onscreen:

"Good show teams!

"You all have done well to live this long. Very well done! I have to admit, that Zombie battle was amazing! And the Imp! And the Priest! And those of you that found that Longsword of Smiting have to be feeling pretty good about yourselves right now!

But what's next?

Take a look in front of you. See those buttons?"

There are 4 buttons on the wall in front of you. They are labeled:

Bestiarii
Big Wang Theory
Killian's Killers
Deutschbäg

"Do you have a grudge? Is there a team that you just HATE? Well, push their button. SOMETHING bad is bound to happen to them. Probably. Or you could just push your own button and see what happens. But I'm not telling what it is!"

You may talk about what to do in each of your team threads. But to push a button you must post it in THIS thread for all to see.

For it to be official, bold it and put it in caps like you would a normal ww vote.

PUSH TEAM X'S BUTTON

And each team only gets one button press, so the first team member to post a bold action in this thread has made the decision for the group.

And I have to have all button presses done by 9pm tonight.

[KWhit]

Current Standings:

1st:
Big Wang Theory

2nd:
Bestiarii -8 seconds behind

3rd:
Deutschbäg - 48 seconds behind

4th:
Killian's Killers - 72 seconds behind

[EagleFan]

Sorry, made my first mistake. Clicked on the Killian's thread by mistake. Backed out without seeing anything though.

[KWhit]

3 more of you have made level 3.

Those of you that are stuck on level 2: What's your problem!?

[KWhit]

There is now an entire team that is level 3.

Nice going, guys.

But who is it?

[hoopsguy]

So lets spice this up a bit ... how about some conversation in here about which team buttons to push? I know I'm all for messing with the heads of a few people in this thread rather than just scheming in our own thread.

Of course, judging by post counts there are a pair of teams who have a hard time putting words together so maybe this will end up being a two team discussion about how to deal with the mutes.

[PurdueBrad]

Originally Posted by hoopsguy

So lets spice this up a bit ... how about some conversation in here about which team buttons to push? I know I'm all for messing with the heads of a few people in this thread rather than just scheming in our own thread.

Of course, judging by post counts there are a pair of teams who have a hard time putting words together so maybe this will end up being a two team discussion about how to deal with the mutes.

Hey Threadkill, great job trying to drive conversation, worked really well thus far. Seriously, I don't want to hear anything from those bastards. Every time I'm forced to read what they write, my brain cells commit suicide. If I lose anymore, I'll become a Philly fan.

[hoopsguy]

I guess I did not realize that each of the other three teams were lacking in thought, cunning, originality, and substance. As a result, our selection may come down to "eenie, meenie, minie, moe".

[PurdueBrad]

Originally Posted by hoopsguy

I guess I did not realize that each of the other three teams were lacking in thought, cunning, originality, and substance. As a result, our selection may come down to "Larry, Curly, or Moe".

Corrected that for you...damn stooges.

[ntndeacon]

Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

Hey Threadkill, great job trying to drive conversation, worked really well thus far. Seriously, I don't want to hear anything from those bastards. Every time I'm forced to read what they write, my brain cells commit suicide. If I lose anymore, I'll become a Philly fan.

Couldn't be much worse than being a Boilermaker

[PurdueBrad]

Originally Posted by ntndeacon

Couldn't be much worse than being a Boilermaker

Being evil, it is hard to root for somebody so classy. I guess I should root for the Flyers, Iggles, and Phillies.

[ntndeacon]

I doubt I will be supporting punching our own button. too many folks to hurt with the unknown menaces.

[The Jackal]

I'm up for anything.

[hoopsguy]

NTN, I'm almost positive that the crowd would roar with approval if your team pushed their own button. If the goal is to accumulate fame, how could you hope to do any better than putting yourself out there like that?

[The Jackal]

I feel like this is the Dark Knight and PB is on the boat full of convicts

[KWhit]

*YAWN*

[The Jackal]

He just yawned at you hoops, you gonna take that?

[Poli]

Originally Posted by KWhit

*YAWN*

This

[hoopsguy]

Jackal, how would you feel about working with our team to pile on another team? PB wants to pile on your group because of the whole Philadelphia thing, but I'm saying that we should line up with the other team that actually posts and pick on one of the more quiet groups.

[Darth Vilus]

gee, 3 evil teams, 1 good team, and the good team is in the lead. Sounds like a very tough decision to me

[Darth Vilus]

Bring it! No evil foce can defeat the Big Wang theory! Our strenght and magic are unparallelled

[Danny]

Maybe if other teams talked less, you wouldn't be so far behind. You chat, we kill.

[The Jackal]

Originally Posted by hoopsguy

Jackal, how would you feel about working with our team to pile on another team? PB wants to pile on your group because of the whole Philadelphia thing, but I'm saying that we should line up with the other team that actually posts and pick on one of the more quiet groups.

Well of course PB wants to pile on us, but I'd be open to piling on a team, say.. the team that's in the lead and good.

[Danny]

Originally Posted by The Jackal

Well of course PB wants to pile on us, but I'd be open to piling on a team, say.. the team that's in the lead and good.

bring it on! We will take all three of you down at once.

[Danny]

*Hunc gestures to the crowd and to the other teams to bring it on and push the Big Wang button*

[hoopsguy]

Originally Posted by KWhit

The DJ appears on a TV monitor hanging from the wall of you current room.

"Well, well, well. You all are progressing well. What am I saying? You're all pretty pathetic, but some less pathetic than others.

Let's take a look at the race standings shall we? Looks like the Big Wang is Teabagging the rest of you. You better watch out or they may lap you and take you from behind. I could make Big Wang jokes all night."


Current Standings:

1st:
Big Wang Theory

2nd:
Bestiarii - 24 seconds behind

3rd:
Deutschbäg - 40 seconds behind

4th:
Killian's Killers - 56 seconds behind

Originally Posted by The Jackal

Well of course PB wants to pile on us, but I'd be open to piling on a team, say.. the team that's in the lead and good.

It kind of seems like the natural play ... plus the half-witted Hunc is asking for it.

[Danny]

Originally Posted by KWhit

Current Standings:

1st:
Big Wang Theory

2nd:
Bestiarii -8 seconds behind

3rd:
Deutschbäg - 48 seconds behind

4th:
Killian's Killers - 72 seconds behind

Wrong one, you are even further behind now.

[Danny]

Only bestiari is even putting up a fight.