Ping: Drunk Guy - Page 4

Karlifornia · 02-04-2006, 03:52 AM

I went to a bar alone tonight...talk about sad. At least I ran into some acquaintances, and hung with them for a bit. The whole episode smelled like a certain Smiths lyric:

There's a club if you'd like to go,
you could meet somebody who really loves you.
So you go and you stand on your own,
and you leave on your own,
and you go home and you cry,
and you want to die.

I'm safely at home now, and I plan on tapping from this $5 bottle vodka and passing out nice and hard. hxxp://www.moderndrunkardonline.com

ice4277 · 02-05-2006, 02:48 AM

Checking in. The Magic Johnson Super Bowl party was rather boring and drinks were expensive. I got nuthin.

RGunner · 02-05-2006, 02:51 AM

apparntly im druijknk
cool man

ice4277 · 02-05-2006, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by RGunner

apparntly im druijknk
cool man

It seems like it would be tough to spell drunk that bad. More power to ya.

Desmond · 02-05-2006, 03:34 AM

I cant feel my lower body. I can't get up and i can't control my bowels. heavens to betsy.

ThunderingHERD · 02-05-2006, 03:59 AM

Last night I was drunk. I woke up this afternoon and had a tab open in firefox on the pictures page for Jaleel White on IMDB. I have no idea why.

I still can't piece together the train of thought that led me there.

Desmond · 02-05-2006, 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ThunderingHERD

Last night I was drunk. I woke up this afternoon and had a tab open in firefox on the pictures page for Jaleel White on IMDB. I have no idea why.

I still can't piece together the train of thought that led me there.

You were trying to find pics of the girl from Family Matters that did a porno. You didn't know her name so you had to look up the name of the show. But the name of the show slipped your mind so you looked up Urkel, took the actors name and went to IMDB and entered it. Right before you clicked the link for Family Matters you,

A) Had an image of Mischa Barton pop into your head, masturbated and went to sleep.

B) Your head starting hurting so bad you rested it on your desk and passed out.

C) Tried to rub your nethers on Jalleels image and collapsed before you could get your junk up.

Karlifornia · 02-05-2006, 04:25 AM

I'm a bit drunk again tonight. I helped my ex move. Talk about a bitch move. At least I hung out out with my friends tonight.

Ok, I'm quite drunk and watching Lisa Lampanelli secret stash on comedy central. My, she has a dirty mouth!

JeeberD · 02-05-2006, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThunderingHERD

Last night I was drunk. I woke up this afternoon and had a tab open in firefox on the pictures page for Jaleel White on IMDB. I have no idea why.

I still can't piece together the train of thought that led me there.

For some reason this makes me smile and miss back when I was single and would get drunk and surf fairly regularly...

twothree · 02-05-2006, 07:01 PM

Ohhh, finally a ...yellow flag....no TD.

Don't want to disrupt the Superbowl thread, so I'll just. Bloody hell. You sure have to use the delete key a lot when you drink...grrrrr.

Any who, didn't want to ....TD...no Hacket couldn't hack it. YEAH!!! Finally a score. WTF at the Aleve commercial. Anyone else drinking tonight?

I got started a bit to early I think...

amdaily · 02-06-2006, 04:36 PM

Anyone else starting early today :wave:

Desnudo · 02-06-2006, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desmond

You were trying to find pics of the girl from Family Matters that did a porno. You didn't know her name so you had to look up the name of the show. But the name of the show slipped your mind so you looked up Urkel, took the actors name and went to IMDB and entered it. Right before you clicked the link for Family Matters you,

A) Had an image of Mischa Barton pop into your head, masturbated and went to sleep.

B) Your head starting hurting so bad you rested it on your desk and passed out.

C) Tried to rub your nethers on Jalleels image and collapsed before you could get your junk up.

The girl that Urkel was chasing was in a porn? Or was it some other girl?

JeeberD · 02-06-2006, 06:22 PM

The youngest girl, I think it was the little niece...

Desnudo · 02-06-2006, 08:12 PM

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0289340/

Unless Hot Girlz was about women working in the tropics.

amdaily · 02-11-2006, 12:07 AM

How the fuck did this thread get 5 days old?! i went to the local pub tonight and invited myself to some hicks borthday. they had ice cream cake and everything! i must have ate half the thing and then played some some vido bowling. fantasic night :thumbup:

Karlifornia · 02-11-2006, 01:38 AM

Pretzels? Check...
Squirt? Check....
Pint of rotgut bourbon? Check...

It's 10:40 p.m. right now. I'd be surprised if I can walk come midnight. Let's get it on!

ThunderingHERD · 02-11-2006, 02:05 AM

Shitty night.

Neuqua · 02-11-2006, 04:56 AM

chiniese foood can be spicey. when you add extra sauce. it can be extra spicey. i don't want to be me in the morning.

Izulde · 02-11-2006, 04:59 AM

I'm going to get fucking hammered tonight.

Karlifornia · 02-11-2006, 05:10 AM

I'm part way fucked up right now. I've taken about 7 shots of bourbon.....now it's time for 3 more and a pass out

Raiders Army · 02-11-2006, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Neuqua

chiniese foood can be spicey. when you add extra sauce. it can be extra spicey. i don't want to be me in the morning.

When I get my Chinese, I get it extra hot and spicy. The restaurant puts "XXX" on my box to let me know it's really hot and spicy. Felt like napalm coming out of my ass this morning. Even after I wiped, my ass still burned.

JeeberD · 02-11-2006, 02:17 PM

Chinese food sucks. Get some fucking Thai if you want spicy...

Karlifornia · 02-11-2006, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Chinese food sucks. Get some fucking Thai if you want spicy...

Come to San Francisco and tell me Chinese food sucks!

Raiders Army · 02-11-2006, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Chinese food sucks. Get some fucking Thai if you want spicy...

You're absolutely freaking correct for spicy.

Chinese food ain't bad though...especially Mongolian BBQ.

Hey, and get this, my wife has to drive me to give glasses back to a cadet I gave a ride to because I drank some beers and our kids have to go too since we can't leave them home alone....

How about that for a threadjacka nd back on target???

Coffee Warlord · 02-11-2006, 07:41 PM

ETA 30 minutes till Trip To The Pub commences.

terpkristin · 02-11-2006, 08:10 PM

ETA 5 seconds til I get up and get a glass of wine.

It's snowing, I'm not driving anywhere, might as well have a good time!

/tk

tarcone · 02-11-2006, 10:31 PM

im on my way 3 brewsters at applebys for dinner a tall boy and a can of busch
well on my way

amdaily · 02-12-2006, 12:04 AM

just got back from the loca pub. i seem to have crashed two birthday parties in 2 days. a ton of fun tonight! played some simulated basketball and met some guy who i went to high school with, except he graduated before i started going there. in any case a hot chick won me a peice of cake, so i'm not complaining!

PackerFanatic · 02-12-2006, 05:34 PM

I should have posted here last night...or the night before...

What a weekend!

amdaily · 02-14-2006, 06:45 PM

Bumping this thread before I head out so both me and other drunkards will be able to easily access it from page 1 when we return

ice4277 · 02-18-2006, 01:54 AM

Checking in...long night out at the bar...good times.

saldana · 02-18-2006, 03:32 PM

i will posting appropriately in this thread later on, so i am bumping it back to the top of the page.

amdaily · 02-18-2006, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by saldana

i will posting appropriately in this thread later on, so i am bumping it back to the top of the page.

As am I. Came home after an hour last night because my stomach hurt

Plan to make up for it tonight though!

CraigSca · 02-18-2006, 05:11 PM

Take no prisoners tonight, guys!

Raiders Army · 02-18-2006, 08:03 PM

Yeah, I had some beers tonight. Corona Extra always fucks me up because there's no nutritional information on the label. I wanna know how much vitamin c is in there.

tarcone · 02-18-2006, 10:49 PM

a jumbo margarita and half my wifes for dinner now onto busch bottles and putting together an entertainment center.....should be interesting

amdaily · 02-18-2006, 11:24 PM

A ton of Jim Beam, and then a bunch of Smirnoff Ice's for me.

Does drinking make anyone else realize how much life sucks besides me? I often get in this reflective state, but lately more often when drunk. Hard to explain my exact thoughts, but you know...

KWhit · 02-18-2006, 11:27 PM

So tonight I had a few of those Bud Lights in the blue aluminum bottles. I like those.

amdaily · 02-18-2006, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by KWhit

So tonight I had a few of those Bud Lights in the blue aluminum bottles. I like those.

sickening : puke:

saldana · 02-19-2006, 12:09 AM

a couple of altbiers and about 6 imperial stouts later and i was shouting profanities at bode miller (asshat loser that he is..i dont ever want to see one of his fucking commericals again)

saldana · 02-19-2006, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

So tonight I had a few of those Bud Lights in the blue aluminum bottles. I like those.

mmmm...malted corn...NOT...how can you drink that stuff?

tarcone · 02-19-2006, 01:29 AM

ok i finished my entertainment center and 5 bottles of busch in about 21/2 hours ....im buzzing and it actually looks pretty sturdy(the entertainment center, not me)
I ROCK

pennywisesb · 02-19-2006, 06:19 AM

I went out with my roomates tonight and had 9 beers that I can remember... Jees, tomorrow should be fun!.......

Vince · 02-19-2006, 06:25 AM

Oh, thtop it mithter...you lush.

KWhit · 02-19-2006, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saldana

mmmm...malted corn...NOT...how can you drink that stuff?

Mmmm.... Yummy good stuff.

I like to drink a lot of beer. When I drink stuff like Guinness or Bass or something like that I feel so damn full and bloated after 3 or so that I slow down and can't drink any more. A six-pack of Bud Light goes down smooth and easy.

saldana · 02-19-2006, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

Mmmm.... Yummy good stuff.

I like to drink a lot of beer. When I drink stuff like Guinness or Bass or something like that I feel so damn full and bloated after 3 or so that I slow down and can't drink any more. A six-pack of Bud Light goes down smooth and easy.

i could reccommend about a hundred different things that have the same type of body and taste about 500 times better. i generally only need to drink 4 or 5 beers to get wasted because the stuff i have is usually pretty high in ABV. (8 to 12%)

Vince · 02-20-2006, 06:23 AM

KWhit -- Bass gets you as full as Guinness? Interesting...I love Bass, but it's not nearly as filling as Guinness.

saldana -- I'd love to hear some recomendations. Personally, I love IPA's, which usually have a bit more 'kick' to them.

Vince · 02-20-2006, 06:24 AM

Oh, and this is my obligatory 'I'm drunk' post in the Ping: Drunk Guy thread. I'm drunk. Whoopee.

Karlifornia · 02-20-2006, 07:10 AM

I am relatively drunk. Relative in that, to the layperson, I would be drunk. For me, though, I more sober than I've been at 4 am in quite a while...

I tried to get laid by this girl who's really cool, but not attractive to me. Some would call it stooping low, but I call it gettin' while the gettin' is good...everyone that can, should...

Am I a jerk?

amdaily · 02-21-2006, 11:09 PM

Just got back from a private concert from which I won tickets from the local radio station. Got pretty drunk, cried at the sad songs, cursed at some others, but in the end went up and spoke to the hot girl which had been sharing eye contact with me all night. Nothing materialized, but I ended up with a photo of the band and puppy advise from some married woman.

02-04-2006, 03:52 AM	#151
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	I went to a bar alone tonight...talk about sad. At least I ran into some acquaintances, and hung with them for a bit. The whole episode smelled like a certain Smiths lyric: There's a club if you'd like to go, you could meet somebody who really loves you. So you go and you stand on your own, and you leave on your own, and you go home and you cry, and you want to die. I'm safely at home now, and I plan on tapping from this $5 bottle vodka and passing out nice and hard. hxxp://www.moderndrunkardonline.com __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

02-05-2006, 03:59 AM	#156
ThunderingHERD College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	Last night I was drunk. I woke up this afternoon and had a tab open in firefox on the pictures page for Jaleel White on IMDB. I have no idea why. I still can't piece together the train of thought that led me there. __________________ "I'm losing my edge--to better looking people... with better ideas... and more talent. And who are actually really, really nice." "Everyone's a voyeurist--they're watching me watch them watch me right now."

02-05-2006, 04:25 AM	#158
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	I'm a bit drunk again tonight. I helped my ex move. Talk about a bitch move. At least I hung out out with my friends tonight. Ok, I'm quite drunk and watching Lisa Lampanelli secret stash on comedy central. My, she has a dirty mouth! __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

02-06-2006, 06:22 PM	#163
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	The youngest girl, I think it was the little niece... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-11-2006, 01:38 AM	#166
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Pretzels? Check... Squirt? Check.... Pint of rotgut bourbon? Check... It's 10:40 p.m. right now. I'd be surprised if I can walk come midnight. Let's get it on! __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

02-05-2006, 02:48 AM	#152
ice4277 Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!	Checking in. The Magic Johnson Super Bowl party was rather boring and drinks were expensive. I got nuthin.

02-05-2006, 02:51 AM	#153
RGunner High School JV Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Fort Worth, Texas	apparntly im druijknk cool man

02-05-2006, 03:34 AM	#155
Desmond Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The Hatch	I cant feel my lower body. I can't get up and i can't control my bowels. heavens to betsy.

02-05-2006, 07:01 PM	#160
twothree College Prospect Join Date: May 2005	Ohhh, finally a ...yellow flag....no TD. Don't want to disrupt the Superbowl thread, so I'll just. Bloody hell. You sure have to use the delete key a lot when you drink...grrrrr. Any who, didn't want to ....TD...no Hacket couldn't hack it. YEAH!!! Finally a score. WTF at the Aleve commercial. Anyone else drinking tonight? I got started a bit to early I think...

02-06-2006, 04:36 PM	#161
amdaily College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003	Anyone else starting early today :wave:

02-06-2006, 08:12 PM	#164
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0289340/ Unless Hot Girlz was about women working in the tropics.

02-11-2006, 12:07 AM	#165
amdaily College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003	How the fuck did this thread get 5 days old?! i went to the local pub tonight and invited myself to some hicks borthday. they had ice cream cake and everything! i must have ate half the thing and then played some some vido bowling. fantasic night :thumbup:

02-11-2006, 02:05 AM	#167
ThunderingHERD College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	Shitty night. __________________ "I'm losing my edge--to better looking people... with better ideas... and more talent. And who are actually really, really nice." "Everyone's a voyeurist--they're watching me watch them watch me right now."

02-11-2006, 04:56 AM	#168
Neuqua Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Ill	chiniese foood can be spicey. when you add extra sauce. it can be extra spicey. i don't want to be me in the morning. __________________ Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?

02-11-2006, 04:59 AM	#169
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	I'm going to get fucking hammered tonight. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

02-11-2006, 05:10 AM	#170
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	I'm part way fucked up right now. I've taken about 7 shots of bourbon.....now it's time for 3 more and a pass out __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

02-11-2006, 02:17 PM	#172
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Chinese food sucks. Get some fucking Thai if you want spicy... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-11-2006, 07:41 PM	#175
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	ETA 30 minutes till Trip To The Pub commences.

02-11-2006, 08:10 PM	#176
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	ETA 5 seconds til I get up and get a glass of wine. It's snowing, I'm not driving anywhere, might as well have a good time! /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

02-11-2006, 10:31 PM	#177
tarcone Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pacific	im on my way 3 brewsters at applebys for dinner a tall boy and a can of busch well on my way

02-12-2006, 12:04 AM	#178
amdaily College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003	just got back from the loca pub. i seem to have crashed two birthday parties in 2 days. a ton of fun tonight! played some simulated basketball and met some guy who i went to high school with, except he graduated before i started going there. in any case a hot chick won me a peice of cake, so i'm not complaining!

02-12-2006, 05:34 PM	#179
PackerFanatic Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	I should have posted here last night...or the night before... What a weekend! __________________ Commissioner of the RNFL

02-14-2006, 06:45 PM	#180
amdaily College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003	Bumping this thread before I head out so both me and other drunkards will be able to easily access it from page 1 when we return

02-18-2006, 01:54 AM	#181
ice4277 Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!	Checking in...long night out at the bar...good times. Last edited by ice4277 : 02-18-2006 at 01:55 AM.

02-18-2006, 03:32 PM	#182
saldana Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bethlehem, Pa	i will posting appropriately in this thread later on, so i am bumping it back to the top of the page.

02-18-2006, 05:11 PM	#184
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	Take no prisoners tonight, guys! __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know?

02-18-2006, 08:03 PM	#185
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Yeah, I had some beers tonight. Corona Extra always fucks me up because there's no nutritional information on the label. I wanna know how much vitamin c is in there.

02-18-2006, 10:49 PM	#186
tarcone Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pacific	a jumbo margarita and half my wifes for dinner now onto busch bottles and putting together an entertainment center.....should be interesting

02-18-2006, 11:24 PM	#187
amdaily College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003	A ton of Jim Beam, and then a bunch of Smirnoff Ice's for me. Does drinking make anyone else realize how much life sucks besides me? I often get in this reflective state, but lately more often when drunk. Hard to explain my exact thoughts, but you know...

02-18-2006, 11:27 PM	#188
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	So tonight I had a few of those Bud Lights in the blue aluminum bottles. I like those.

02-19-2006, 12:09 AM	#190
saldana Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bethlehem, Pa	a couple of altbiers and about 6 imperial stouts later and i was shouting profanities at bode miller (asshat loser that he is..i dont ever want to see one of his fucking commericals again)

02-19-2006, 01:29 AM	#192
tarcone Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pacific	ok i finished my entertainment center and 5 bottles of busch in about 21/2 hours ....im buzzing and it actually looks pretty sturdy(the entertainment center, not me) I ROCK

02-19-2006, 06:19 AM	#193
pennywisesb College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Los Angeles, California	I went out with my roomates tonight and had 9 beers that I can remember... Jees, tomorrow should be fun!....... __________________ Myspace Profile

02-19-2006, 06:25 AM	#194
Vince Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Willow Glen, CA	Oh, thtop it mithter...you lush. __________________ Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds.The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Dodgers are allowed to score runs.That’s not me talking: that’s science. McCoveyChronicles.com.

02-20-2006, 06:23 AM	#197
Vince Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Willow Glen, CA	KWhit -- Bass gets you as full as Guinness? Interesting...I love Bass, but it's not nearly as filling as Guinness. saldana -- I'd love to hear some recomendations. Personally, I love IPA's, which usually have a bit more 'kick' to them. __________________ Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds.The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Dodgers are allowed to score runs.That’s not me talking: that’s science. McCoveyChronicles.com.