06-21-2006, 10:19 AM | #151 | |
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06-21-2006, 10:21 AM | #152 |
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I don't think purses are $50, not nice ones that you'd want to give.
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06-21-2006, 10:26 AM | #153 | |
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06-21-2006, 10:26 AM | #154 | |
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This is not wise. Women are picky about their handbags. What if she doesn't like it and wants to exchange or return it? Bad idea. |
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06-21-2006, 10:28 AM | #155 | |
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06-21-2006, 10:29 AM | #156 | |
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Bingo. Function is just a bonus. What I really hate is Arlie asking me to carry his crap in my purse. I am not a pack mule. If you can't fit your big ass cell phone in your pocket, then maybe you should get a smaller one. |
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06-21-2006, 10:30 AM | #157 | |
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Agreed. Just buy her a nice ($150 or more) giftcard to a nice (Nordstroms or the like) store and let her go shopping...it's theraputic for women. Or you could just fly her to Atlanta and Farrah and I will take her shopping with your credit card - that will guarantee forgiveness!!!! |
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06-21-2006, 10:30 AM | #158 |
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There is a question unasked.
This "event" happened late at night? Where was the wife at that moment? What was SHE up to??? |
06-21-2006, 10:33 AM | #159 | |
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I think that would go something like this: Me: "Wait a second. We've been living together for almost 3 years now and have purchased one computer. Let me see if I can remember which one of us got a brand new computer in the last 3 years. HMMMM" |
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06-21-2006, 10:34 AM | #160 | |
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Yeah, not a good move. In all seriousness here, there are a ton of pitfalls no matter what you do. Say you get her a bag and she LOVES it. Decides that she'd like to order another one someday and decides to check the internet address from the shadow company on your statement? Your best bet is to say it was a drunken joke that you and a couple of friends did on the internet one night. You really are in a no win here if she does some digging. |
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06-21-2006, 10:40 AM | #161 |
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I think the key bit of information is what will the name of the company appear as on your bank statement?
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06-21-2006, 10:44 AM | #162 |
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Ooooh ... that drunken thing sounds like a winner. You can never go wrong playing the "I was drunk card," since that is very simple and believable.
You could also try giving her a homemade coupon book filled with things like "Good for one hour of shopping for purses" or "Good for one hour of Jimmy lovin'." Sure, it's brutal, but it will make her happen and it will make you think twice in the future. And not to be the voice of caution or reason in a thread where we are having some levity, is there any concern that if you're looking for love online after a night of drinking that there might be a greater problem in the relationship than her finding a mystery purchase on the bank statement? Just a thought. |
06-21-2006, 10:46 AM | #163 |
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By the way... I don't know what you bought, but many of the "bad" things you could buy on the Internet are actually recurring charges. So Adult-Robot-Boyfriends.org may charge you that $50 every month until you specifically cancel it. Just something to watch for.
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06-21-2006, 10:49 AM | #164 | |
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She's probably already secretly worried about what sort of repressed desires are in your freaky little head. No need to confirm that for her.
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06-21-2006, 10:51 AM | #165 | |
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This is probably something you can find out before your statement comes. |
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06-21-2006, 10:52 AM | #166 | |
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06-21-2006, 10:53 AM | #167 | |
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I thought the same thing. I mean if the idea came to him to use this kind of service, if that's indeed the case, well, maybe there's something bigger behind the whole thing... FM
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06-21-2006, 10:53 AM | #168 | |
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06-21-2006, 10:53 AM | #169 |
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use the same excuse that one guy used after he ate all the brownies.
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06-21-2006, 10:55 AM | #170 | |
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What to make of the school of thought that a handbag, as long as it matches your shoes, is "matching". Regardless of the fact that the handbag or shoes do not actually look good with the dress. |
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06-21-2006, 11:18 AM | #171 |
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JimmyWint,
When you see that your wife is about to open the bank statement, just take it from her, put it in your mouth, and eat it. Then act as if everything is perfectly normal. I guarantee that it will work. It's sort of a variation on the "Big Lie" theory. If you try to weasel out of this sitiuation using a conventional method, you'll be busted, but if you so do something really nuts, you'll get away with it.
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06-21-2006, 11:36 AM | #172 | |
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The woman has no taste? Paris Hilton is notorious for this. |
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06-21-2006, 12:11 PM | #173 |
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Wow...This thread has everything.
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06-21-2006, 12:11 PM | #174 | |
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I like this one. I think it will get you no worse than an eye roll. Last edited by Swaggs : 06-21-2006 at 12:11 PM. |
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06-21-2006, 12:14 PM | #175 | |
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But is it really differnet than buying cars (considering many cars are re-badged, ect.), ect. for guys? I mean, we have vices that we like that may seem wasteful spending to others. But really, if it makes them happy and they can afford it, and will use it, all more power to them. I'm guessing this pursue has something that represents that $800? |
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06-21-2006, 12:17 PM | #176 | |
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06-21-2006, 12:43 PM | #177 | |
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I think sites like that usually list what the billing name will be on the site's order page. See if you can find it there. Or just let me know what site it was and I'll look it up for you...
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06-21-2006, 12:53 PM | #178 | |
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I really like this idea. I would add that I can provide a webcam. Alternatively, I'm definitely for the purse purchase option. I can't wait to see what type of purses AdultFriendFinder sells. |
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06-21-2006, 12:56 PM | #179 |
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While I have enjoyed this thread it has become clear to me that it is a ruse.
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06-21-2006, 01:05 PM | #180 | |
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06-21-2006, 01:44 PM | #181 |
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So, what exactly did Jimmy order?
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06-21-2006, 01:59 PM | #182 |
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who is jimmywint?
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06-21-2006, 02:20 PM | #183 |
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I lack Closing Skills...Please Help
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Okay, so I have been seeing this girl for about a month now. Just yesterday she says she likes to get high once in a while with this girlfriend of hers. I have never smoked pot. I enjoy going out drinking about once or twice a week, and drinking too much, that is my vice. What is the difference between getting drunk like I do, or in getting stoned, other than the obvious fact it is illegal. I kind of threw up a red flag when I heard this...maybe I am overreacting? What do you all think?
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06-21-2006, 02:22 PM | #185 |
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I always get this dood confused with Tom E.
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06-21-2006, 02:23 PM | #186 |
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Tell her you bought her some fancy cigars, but because of the smoking ban in your town, you can't smoke them, and they need to go back.
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06-21-2006, 02:24 PM | #187 | |
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When a girl says she likes to "get high with a girlfriend" what she means is that she likes to "have sex with a girlfriend." So, pm FranklinNoble for advice. He'll know what to do. |
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06-21-2006, 02:33 PM | #188 | |
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I would have said "Cowboy up", but I think that hand has already been played somewhere in this thread... |
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06-21-2006, 02:53 PM | #189 |
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"I enjoy going out drinking about once or twice a week, and drinking too much, that is my vice".
I knew my drinking would come to haunt me sooner or later. Perhaps I will disclose what I actually purchased, I just feel a lot of shame and it is hard to admit to it. |
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Clearly since you started a thread about it.
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06-21-2006, 03:24 PM | #191 | |
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No, if you hadn't done something apparently insanely stupid with a credit card after drinking you wouldn't be in this mess. I concur with the ladies on the board (and the few men that have gone this way) that you should just grow a pair and own up to what you did. As for the $800 purse, I can see owning them, but they're not for me. Then again I'm still a tomboy at heart, my current purse is a Tom Bihn bag (this one, actually, in grey exterior and red interior). Now Jessica Simpson's $800 panties...that's the epitome of waste IMO... /tk
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06-21-2006, 03:43 PM | #192 | |
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Starting to sound like gay porn....
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06-21-2006, 03:52 PM | #193 | |
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06-21-2006, 03:54 PM | #194 | |
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Or one of those Animal links. Com'on spill it or we'll just start to call you the gay animal porn dude. |
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06-21-2006, 03:58 PM | #195 |
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kcchief19 had it right on the first page of this thread.
I'm betting that its Maximum Football. |
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Not that there's anything wrong with that... |
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06-21-2006, 04:17 PM | #197 | |
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Starting to come up with a flow chart of what is worse than what... Gay Porn > Dating Site > Animal Porn > Normal Porn > Purses
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I think terpkristen just admitted she doesn't wear undies.
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06-21-2006, 04:25 PM | #199 | |
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That or she doesn't want Jessica Simpson to wear panties..
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I object! Animal porn is way worse than a dating site and gay porn. |
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