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Old 04-23-2008, 02:33 PM   #151
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I guess you've never had parties over where people need to crash all amongst your crib and your bedroom floor is enough for one person.

Most of the people who I party with live five minutes away on campus.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:35 PM   #152
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Cmon now Shorty its three in the morning and some guy is laying on your bed talking to you. When you could be in the living room or the balcony if you want to smoke and talk... I am just saying.

LOL are our shirts off too? Where did the time come from? LOL you are trying to gay it up so you have a defense.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:35 PM   #153
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Most of the people who I party with live five minutes away on campus.

I think he is talking about "other" kinds parties.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:36 PM   #154
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I guess to bring this thread back to its beginning, I usually smile back if some guy smiles at me first. It's like I'm silently thanking him for his implicit compliment regarding the cock in his face.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:36 PM   #155
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:36 PM   #156
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Cmon now Shorty its three in the morning and some guy is laying on your bed talking to you. When you could be in the living room or the balcony if you want to smoke and talk... I am just saying.

When I had roommates, discussions happened wherever. It depended on what we were doing at the time. If I'm on the computer and we're talking about something, the conversation was in my room. I never really thought about whether he was sitting on my bed, or standing next to me, or pulled a chair up. Never really occurred to me, but maybe it's because we didn't have many "communal" items - separate computers, study areas, music, etc., which was in each of our rooms.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:36 PM   #157
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LOL are our shirts off too? Where did the time come from? LOL you are trying to gay it up so you have a defense.
Yes, our shirts are off. Come touch my nipples and try to guess their circumference.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:37 PM   #158
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I guess to bring this thread back to its beginning, I usually smile back if some guy smiles at me first. It's like I'm silently thanking him for his implicit compliment regarding the cock in his face.

I didn't even have the chance. The smile was so disconcerting and my cock not long enough that I had no reaction.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:37 PM   #159
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Make all the gay innuendos you want bsak, atleast I'm comfortable with my sexuality... I don't need to think twice about whether each situation I'm in or not is gay. I'm not a fag, I don't need to second guess myself like some of you (burn).
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:38 PM   #160
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Make all the gay innuendos you want bsak, atleast I'm comfortable with my sexuality... I don't need to think twice about whether each situation I'm in or not is gay. I'm not a fag, I don't need to second guess myself like some of you (burn).
So, uh, what? You're not going to touch my nipples?

Edit: Seriously, I don't know why the fuck I come down here.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:38 PM   #161
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LOL are our shirts off too? Where did the time come from? LOL you are trying to gay it up so you have a defense.

I am just saying... I am not a homophobe but I find certain things to be weird to me.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:38 PM   #162
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I guess to bring this thread back to its beginning, I usually smile back if some guy smiles at me first. It's like I'm silently thanking him for his implicit compliment regarding the cock in his face.

What if the dude is an accountant...do you set up a date...errr..meeting with him?
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:39 PM   #163
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What if the dude is an accountant...do you set up a date...errr..meeting with him?
You just gave me an idea, thanks!
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:39 PM   #164
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Make all the gay innuendos you want bsak, atleast I'm comfortable with my sexuality... I don't need to think twice about whether each situation I'm in or not is gay. I'm not a fag, I don't need to second guess myself like some of you (burn).

Wow we kept this thread clean and you had to go bring out the f word. Go wash your mouth out with soap...that your roommate just used to wash his junk.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:40 PM   #165
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Jesus, I can't even leave this thread. If I hit refresh there is always 5 new posts.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:40 PM   #166
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I don't have a problem with guys in m room or on my bed, depending on the situation as I've explained I believe. My room is small and crowded, with my computer, TV, etc. So friends will sit on my bed if they wanna see something on my computer and that's ok with me.

I don't wear undershirts, but I do wear layers of clothes in the winter. I don't wear anything under my t-shirt though.

I sweat a ton during basketball or jogging. There's no way I'd want another guy sweating that much in my basketball shorts.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:41 PM   #167
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Jesus, I can't even leave this thread. If I hit refresh there is always 5 new posts.

Tell the dude in your bed you'll be there in 5 minutes...i'm sure he will wait.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:42 PM   #168
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I had a guy with prostate cancer in my bed. I told him that he could've prevented it, but he would've had to leave the bed first.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:42 PM   #169
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Wow we kept this thread clean and you had to go bring out the f word. Go wash your mouth out with soap...that your roommate just used to wash his junk.

LOL.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:42 PM   #170
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I guess then I just don't give a fuck, I have a washer and dryer and know how to use them, and I don't only own 2 pair of gym shorts.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:42 PM   #171
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I mean if you don't think ball sweat gets on your basketball shorts I think we can stop right there.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:43 PM   #172
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I think the biggest problem is I didn't grow up with these guys so I don't feel comfortable around them like that.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:44 PM   #173
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Jesus, I can't even leave this thread. If I hit refresh there is always 5 new posts.

I know how you feel. I've barely gotten work done today because of this damn thread.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:44 PM   #174
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Pumpy is going to bowl three games, come over and you can see the amount of ball sweat produced.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:44 PM   #175
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I mean if you don't think ball sweat gets on your basketball shorts I think we can stop right there.

I really don't ever get ball sweat on my gym shorts. I guess you are just a sweaty guy.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:44 PM   #176
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I guess it's no big deal to me because I grew up with a cock in my face.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:44 PM   #177
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I guess it's no big deal to me because I grew up with a cock in my face.

LOL!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:44 PM   #178
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I think the biggest problem is I didn't grow up with these guys so I don't feel comfortable around them like that.

I can understand that to an extent then.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:45 PM   #179
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I think the biggest problem is I didn't grow up with these guys so I don't feel comfortable around them like that.

I think this is a good point. It depends on what kind of bond you have with your dude friends is too.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:45 PM   #180
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I really don't ever get ball sweat on my gym shorts. I guess you are just a sweaty guy.

there's more of us than there are of you
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:46 PM   #181
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I think this is a good point. It depends on what kind of bond you have with your dude friends is too.

exactly what bond would make any of this ok?
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:46 PM   #182
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OK, I need to admit something here. After I've bowled 3 games, my balls do end up pretty sweaty. I mean, my underpanties are like totally soaked in the beanbag area. Now, I'm pretty hardcore about my bowling, but I can't help that my crotch ends up being that wet. I scratch my balls regularly during bowling, and while my teammates generally don't mind, there's this MILF on another team and she doesn't like it when I do that. Her boyfriend then threatens to beat the shit out of me, but he's a Raiders fan, so I pretty much just treat him like I'd treat jbmagic.

So, basically, jbmagic has touched my balls.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:46 PM   #183
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For the record, for these situations, if they were to happen to me... I wouldn't freak out and be all "why are you laying on my bed in your boxers!! get the hell off!" But it would be something I'd poke fun at later.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:47 PM   #184
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Shorty also believed when his roommates told him that the stain on the shorts he borrowed was because he spilled egg whites on them.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:47 PM   #185
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exactly what bond would make any of this ok?

They all piss in the shower...together.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:49 PM   #186
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I scratch my balls regularly during bowling, and while my teammates generally don't mind, there's this MILF on another team and she doesn't like it when I do that. Her boyfriend then threatens to beat the shit out of me, but he's a Raiders fan, so I pretty much just treat him like I'd treat jbmagic.

Your teammates dont mind that you scratch your balls...but do you share bowling balls? Then eat food while bowling...so they also lick your balls.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:49 PM   #187
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:50 PM   #188
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Your teammates dont mind that you scratch your balls...but do you share bowling balls? Then eat food while bowling...so they also lick your balls.
I wouldn't let someone else touch my bowling balls. THAT'S NASTY
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:51 PM   #189
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Is there anyway we can nominate threads to be saved? This thread is now offically a classic Pumpy and Smurf are really at the top of their game.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:52 PM   #190
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Plus when Shorty finally comes out of the closet we can point to this as his coming out party!
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:52 PM   #191
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all the dude did was smile at me. he's the mvp here.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:53 PM   #192
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They all piss in the shower...together.

The streams don't cross though.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:54 PM   #193
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Plus when Shorty finally comes out of the closet we can point to this as his coming out party!

That's why no one can ever have a civilized discussion about stuff like this because the homophobe freaks out and starts making outlandish accusations. No one needs to prove who has the bigger pair of cajones here, bsak, it's ok.
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:54 PM   #194
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MikeVic you deserve notice as well. Kudos to you (Not to be confused with Kodos)
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:56 PM   #195
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That's why no one can ever have a civilized discussion about stuff like this because the homophobe freaks out and starts making outlandish accusations. No one needs to prove who has the bigger pair of cajones here, bsak, it's ok.

Wow you put me in my place...

In case you didn't noticed this thread when way south...way before you even looked at it. I'll stop picking on you and handle you the kids gloves from now on.

And we know you don't have big cajones like Pumpy because you don't produce the amount of ball sweat like him.

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Old 04-23-2008, 02:57 PM   #196
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I'm with Shorty on this one. I think most of you guys are overreacting...
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:58 PM   #197
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Really so if you barely know a guy and he wants to come over your going to hang out all alone with him in your room? I think that is very Brokeback...
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Old 04-23-2008, 02:59 PM   #198
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Just to offer some perspective...let's say noop was dealing with this situation:

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I'm with Shorty on this one. I think most of you guys are overreacting...

I was thinking this was mostly in good fun. Over-analyzing things for the sake of over-analyzing them.
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:00 PM   #200
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If he wants to hang out alone with me in my room, that might be kind of weird. But if the rest of the place is loud and he wants to crash out (and can't make it home for some reason), I don't have a problem with that. He just better get the hell out ASAP when it's time for me to crash...
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