04-30-2012, 04:30 PM | #2001 |
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Son, I am disappoint.
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04-30-2012, 04:32 PM | #2002 |
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I'm sure she cleans up fine with a little makeup
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04-30-2012, 04:32 PM | #2003 |
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Also, the molester in post #2003 suddenly looks super hot.
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04-30-2012, 04:54 PM | #2004 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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I call foul on posting that story anyway because she's not even a teacher!
He probably met her while taking pictures to upload on the "People of Wal-Mart" site.
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04-30-2012, 04:56 PM | #2005 |
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The husband of the Bengals slutty teacher cheerleader is on Inside Edition today. Not sure when that's on around here, so I will probably miss it.
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04-30-2012, 04:57 PM | #2006 |
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Hey now, lets not jump to any conclusions here just yet. We have no idea what 'her' victim looks like. He may be the one that is going out of his league.
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Ummm....please leave pics of John Madden in the NFL thread.
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04-30-2012, 05:24 PM | #2008 |
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I'd probably bang Madden before I would her, if only to hear him yell BOOM! when I hit the crease and find paydirt.
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04-30-2012, 07:02 PM | #2012 |
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I have only seen a couple of things in my life that are that ugly, and I dont think any of them were human.
Actuallywhen I think of a child molester, that is about what I think they would look like.
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04-30-2012, 07:41 PM | #2013 |
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Cut the kid some slack. The Asian couple were together, Kate was bouncing between Sawyer and Jack, The Aussie girl was all prego, and the snobby chick was busy doing her brother. So he and Hurley went off and made some sweet, gross love. I'm sure he never thought he'd get off the island anyway.
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04-30-2012, 08:18 PM | #2014 |
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"Mo' woman", indeed. I also notice she was charged with sodomy, which could mean either oral or anal sex. I support this imprecision in the law, because looking at that pic, how could you tell? Last edited by Shkspr : 04-30-2012 at 08:21 PM. |
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Very topical for this thread - a ranking of the hottest teachers caught sleeping with students
http://www.ranker.com/list/hottest-t...alker?limit=25
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05-31-2012, 11:08 AM | #2020 |
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Okay, so this kid was over the age of consent, but it's too good of a story to not post. Props to these guys.
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I'm not sure if "in the same session" earlier in this thread or "Arty’s friends showed up outside his Washington Heights home yesterday — with copies of the New York Post in hand — to salute their conquering hero, shouting, “Eric’s da’ man!”" from this story got a bigger chuckle out of me.
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05-31-2012, 11:50 AM | #2024 |
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VIDEO DETAILS Coach dismissed after going to prom with student May 24, 2012 08:01 AM A popular Oregon volunteer track coach admits she made a mistake going to the high school prom with a member of the team, but Melissa Bowerman insists nothing inappropriate happened -- just some dancing and ping-pong. CBS News correspondent Michelle Miller reports. |
05-31-2012, 11:52 AM | #2025 |
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Compared to the monster in the middle of this page, she's not that bad.
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05-31-2012, 11:57 AM | #2026 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Dancing always leads to ping-ponging.
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05-31-2012, 12:14 PM | #2027 |
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She kinda looks like Newt Gingrich's wife or maybe her sister. She has that ostrich look.
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oh, wow, now that it isn't on my phone I do see the Calista in her.
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05-31-2012, 04:45 PM | #2029 |
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How does anyone think that's a good idea? I can understand teachers having some secret affair with a 13 year old better than a coach going to the prom with a high school kid. That's brain damage territory.
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06-20-2012, 10:38 AM | #2030 |
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http://www.indystar.com/article/20120620/NEWS02/206210310/Shelbyville-assistant-cheerleading-coach-accused-relationship-student?odyssey=mod|mostview
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06-20-2012, 10:50 AM | #2031 |
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22 and 17? That's almost in the (age/2)+7 range!
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I dated a 17 year old when I was 22. Lucky for me, I did not get arrested for doing such a thing.
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My wife is 7.5 years older than me, so I guess this isn't that bad.
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http://www.indystar.com/article/2012...onship-student
An assistant cheerleading coach at Shelbyville High School has been arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a 17-year-old student. Megan Crafton, 22, Indianapolis, turned herself into police on Friday with her attorney's assistance, said Lt. Mike Turner of the Shelbyville Police Department. Police first learned in February of a possible relationship between Crafton and a male student, Turner said, and conducted a "long investigation looking into all the evidence in the case." Crafton bonded out of jail the day of her arrest, Turner said. Crafton admitted to police that she performed oral sex on a member of Shelbyville High School's boys basketball team in January, according to a probable cause affidavit. The teen-ager told police the incident occurred in Crafton's vehicle while the two were in the parking lot of a Shelbyville grocery store, the document states. Crafton faces a felony charge of child seduction and is scheduled for a pretrial hearing at 8:30 a.m. Thursday in Shelby Superior Court. A call to the law firm representing Crafton -- Indianapolis-based Roscoe Stovall Jr. and Associates -- was not immediately returned. Administrators at Shelbyville Central Schools declined to comment on the matter. A secretary for Superintendent David Adams said he did not want to interfere in a criminal investigation or ongoing legal matter.
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To this day I still shake my head at the choices these idiots make.
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I thought this one would be here.
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I'm sure we've all forgotten to wear our pants to work at one time or another.
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Just a few miles down the road from me. Luckily my boy is 6, and just outside her window.
ORT WORTH _ A 34-year-old teacher in the Eagle Mountain-Saginaw school district has been arrested on accusations of having an improper relationship with a student. Rachelle Nicole Heenan of Haslet was arrested Thursday evening on a warrant. She was released from jail early Friday after posting a $10,000 bond. School district employees had begun hearing rumors about an improper relationship between a male student and teacher at Hollenstein Career and Technology Center and notified the school resource officer, according to Fort Worth police. An investigation by the crimes against children unit found that Heenan and the 18-year-old student had begun texting on a regular basis several months ago, said Sgt. Pedro Criado, a police spokesman. The relationship later evolved into kissing in Heenan's car in the parking lot of a private Fort Worth gym, Criado said. In March, the two met at a Fort Worth motel and had sex for the first time, he said. "Since that time, they have had sex on multiple occasions," Criado said. Improper relationship with a student is a second-degree felony punishable by up to 20 years in prison and a $10,000 fine. Kristin Courtney, a spokeswoman for the school district, said Heenan was placed on administrative leave May 21 after the allegations surfaced. She said Heenan had started with the school district in August 2004 as a science teacher at Boswell High School and later became the forensic science teacher at the newly opened career center, 5501 Marine Creek Parkway in Fort Worth, in August 2011. She said the district is fully cooperating with police in their investigation. "We have no reason to believe there are multiple students involved," Courtney said. Heenan's biography on the school district's website states that Heenan graduated from Texas Tech in 2002 and is the married mother of two children. She previously taught pre-AP and AP biology at Boswell for eight years, the biography states. Heenan did not return messages Friday seeking comment. Read more here: Haslet teacher accused of having sex with student | Crime and Safety | News from Fort Wo...
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07-07-2012, 01:37 AM | #2046 |
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18 year old qualifies as crimes against children?
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07-07-2012, 01:54 AM | #2047 |
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Yeah, seems a bit harsh to call that last one a child molester. Maybe she's robbing the cradle, but damn.
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Was probably under-18 at the time.
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07-07-2012, 10:09 AM | #2049 |
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As a man who was once a boy, I refuse to call any of them child molesters.
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