The thread for Strange News Stories - Page 42

cuervo72 · 11-19-2021, 01:46 PM

'This Morning' Hosts Lose It After Seeing Pic Of World's Largest Penis: VIDEO - Comic Sands

Bet you can't guess who...

thesloppy · 11-19-2021, 01:50 PM

I've seen his name pop up suddenly like half-a-dozen times in the last week, after not hearing about him for seemingly 10 years. Does he have a book coming out? Running for office?

sterlingice · 11-29-2021, 10:45 PM

Well, humanity, it's been a nice run

https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/29/ameri...scn/index.html

Quote:

The US scientists who created the first living robots say the life forms, known as xenobots, can now reproduce -- and in a way not seen in plants and animals. Formed from the stem cells of the African clawed frog (Xenopus laevis) from which it takes its name, xenobots are less than a millimeter (0.04 inches) wide. The tiny blobs were first unveiled in 2020 after experiments showed that they could move, work together in groups and self-heal.

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sterlingice · 12-02-2021, 04:38 PM

Kodos, are you a time traveler?

I mean, it's not Bill Gates, but Mark Cuban. Still:
Mark Cuban just bought an entire city in Texas

And then there's this nugget:

Quote:

Most recently, there were just two businesses in the town, reports the Morning News: A trailer park and a strip club, which is reportedly in poor shape. It’s unclear if either is still operating.

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Critch · 12-03-2021, 01:35 PM

Gloucestershire: Man ‘goes to hospital with WW2 shell stuck in bottom’ as bomb squad called

And for the story above, a town of 23 with its own strip club. They must take turns being the stripper.

NobodyHere · 12-03-2021, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Critch

Gloucestershire: Man ‘goes to hospital with WW2 shell stuck in bottom’ as bomb squad called

"It was a million to one shot doc. One in a million"

miami_fan · 12-05-2021, 12:35 PM

Murder suspect shot friend 3 more times to put him out 'of his misery,' sheriff says | WPEC

Ksyrup · 12-16-2021, 12:40 PM

Haven't had an awesome obituary in a while!

Renay Mandel Corren Obituary - Fayetteville Observer

BYU 14 · 12-16-2021, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Haven't had an awesome obituary in a while!

Renay Mandel Corren Obituary - Fayetteville Observer

Holy shit, that qualifies

sterlingice · 12-16-2021, 02:56 PM

That is beautiful

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Ksyrup · 12-22-2021, 01:18 PM

More awesome than strange. Talk about being in the right places at the right times!

Sixth-Grader Saves Choking Classmate And Elderly Woman From House Fire In Same Day - Essence

cuervo72 · 12-22-2021, 01:30 PM

Yeah, but what about the kid who fell out of the tree?

thesloppy · 01-05-2022, 12:09 AM

90 Day Fiance star selling farts in a jar for Â£38k a week hospitalised | Metro News

NobodyHere · 01-10-2022, 05:08 PM

Dolphin females have working clitoris, anatomical evidence suggests

I wonder who decided to do this study?

Giggity

GrantDawg · 01-10-2022, 05:35 PM

A man definitely did not find it.

Sent from my SM-G996U using Tapatalk

sterlingice · 01-11-2022, 01:47 PM

One fish, Two fish, Red fish, Blue fish,
Black fish, Blue fish, Old fish, New fish.
This one has a little car...

Goldfish taught to drive on land for Israeli animal behavior study : NPR

Mostly unrelated: if you're parent and have never seen this series on YouTube:

ONE FISH, TWO FISH, RED FISH, BLUE FISH | Dr. Seuss Raps over Dr. Dre Beats - YouTube

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miami_fan · 01-14-2022, 11:50 AM

American Fugitive Who Faked Own Death Caught in Scotland | PEOPLE.com

Quote:

Nicholas Alahverdian, an American fugitive who used multiple aliases and faked his own death to avoid fraud and sexual assault charges in Utah and Ohio, has been found alive in Scotland, police told The Providence Journal on Wednesday.

"He was located in Scotland about a month ago, where he was on a ventilator," Rhode Island State Police Maj. Robert A. Creamer told the publication, which also reports Alahverdian was in the hospital with COVID-19.

Vince, Pt. II · 01-25-2022, 01:27 PM

My alma mater getting it done:

College student arrested after getting pregnant by a cadaver.

Quote:

When asked how the bodies got an erection she flatly said, “An electrical charge sent through the sphincter will cause the penis to become erect. When it starts to go soft another charge would be sent”.

Ksyrup · 01-25-2022, 01:29 PM

This thread can be closed. I think we have a weiner.

RainMaker · 01-25-2022, 02:10 PM

That's enough internet for me today.

Edward64 · 01-25-2022, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

This thread can be closed. I think we have a weiner.

This makes me wonder if there are other women like this (scared to google to find out).

But yeah, this one wins it.

PilotMan · 01-25-2022, 05:05 PM

Too good to be true:

Quote:

Daily News Reported is a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website.

NobodyHere · 01-25-2022, 05:19 PM

Are you going to tell me that this one is fake too?

Dead Body Propped up, Brought to Post Office to Collect Man's Pension

Edward64 · 01-25-2022, 05:45 PM

Alright the thread is saved!

Ksyrup · 01-25-2022, 06:10 PM

Listen, the last time I sat on an exposed live wire, I thought I saw God. So, I took this one at face value.

thesloppy · 01-25-2022, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NobodyHere

Are you going to tell me that this one is fake too?

Dead Body Propped up, Brought to Post Office to Collect Man's Pension

The Star's version of this story contains some crucial quotes and photos:

Man brings uncle's body to post office for pension but says he 'didn't know he was dead' - Daily Star

“We were grand like then all of a sudden he started going all slumpy.
“We thought nothing of it because Peadar had had heart attacks and all.”

AlexB · 01-28-2022, 05:13 PM

Bomb shaped object found in brambles at nuclear missile site

A missile shaped mystery

sterlingice · 02-02-2022, 09:02 AM

N.J. groundhog Milltown Mel dies days before Groundhog Day - New York Daily News

Yup, this feels about right for this year, you know, 2020 3.0

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Edward64 · 02-08-2022, 07:43 AM

Ouch!

7 Men Arrested After Castrations Streamed Online

Quote:

Seven men have been arrested in north London as part of a probe into castrations broadcast live on a pay-per-view channel.

An investigation into a subculture known as “nullos” – people who endorse castration, or “genital nullification” – led to the raid in Finsbury Park, where police spent three days searching the basement flat.

A 44-year-old Norwegian man living at the address was held on suspicion of conspiracy to cause grievous bodily harm. According to The Sun, he describes himself as “The Eunuch Maker” and runs a film production company. He is understood to have been castrated himself.

Quote:

One of the most famous nullos is Japanese artist Mao Sugiyama, who removed his genitals before cooking and served them garnished with mushrooms and parsley for paying guests. Cannibalism is not illegal in Japan.

sterlingice · 02-13-2022, 11:53 PM

https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/13/us/am...ity/index.html

This isn't quite strange - it's kindof common and sounds a bit dangerous, in this case. But I chuckled at the idea of "Don't act up or we'll divert you to Kansas City!"

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miami_fan · 02-14-2022, 05:37 PM

Priest Resigns After Two Decades of Performing 'Invalid' Baptisms

Obviously this is something that is serious for those that believed.

I just find it strange that the pastor never to a glance at the proper wording once over a 20 year span and that no other pastor noticed that he was using the incorrect wording over that time.

RainMaker · 02-22-2022, 04:38 PM

Democratic U.S. House candidate Abby Broyles apologizes after reports that she became intoxicated, berated several middle-school-aged girls at a sleepover party and vomited in a clothes hamper. https://t.co/sG5gFSTkAj — The Associated Press (@AP) February 22, 2022

Ksyrup · 02-22-2022, 04:42 PM

I mean, what else? Was the wedding dress of one of the middle schooler's great-grandmother in the hamper?

flere-imsaho · 02-22-2022, 06:36 PM

Getting intoxicated, yelling at people who annoy you, and then regretting it later is, I think, what 90% of the adult population have been doing for the past two years.

PilotMan · 02-25-2022, 02:23 PM

https://www.the-sun.com/news/4770600...d-human-urine/

Edward64 · 03-03-2022, 05:05 PM

Scientists working to unravel mystery of 300-year-old mummified â€˜mermaidâ€™ with â€˜human faceâ€™ and tail

Quote:

A mummified “mermaid” said to grant immortality to whoever tastes its flesh will be probed by scientists in order to reveal its true nature.

The mysterious 12-inch creature was allegedly caught in the Pacific Ocean, off the Japanese island of Shikoku, between 1736 and 1741, and is now kept in a temple in the city of Asakuchi.

With a grimacing face, pointed teeth, two hands, and hair on its head and brow, it has an eerily human appearance – except for its fish-like lower half.

miami_fan · 03-03-2022, 10:07 PM

Florida woman alert

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/...orida-83179230

sterlingice · 03-07-2022, 09:20 AM

Japanâ€™s â€˜killing stoneâ€™ splits in two, releasing superstitions amid the sulphur springs | Japan | The Guardian

Stone which holds trapped demon from a thousand years ago broke in two this weekend.

My favorite response to this story is still from Reddit and something to the effect of

Demon: "PREPARE TO FEEL MY WRATH, MORTALS!"
/looks around at 2022
Demon: "Oh, I guess someone's already on this"
/shrugs, and goes back to sleep/

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sterlingice · 03-07-2022, 10:01 PM

This was a thing:
Laser Kiwi flag - Wikipedia

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AlexB · 03-11-2022, 05:20 PM

Nicholas Rossi: The man accused of being a fugitive

Is it just me, or are the are the ears of the guy accused of being Rossi completely different to the younger Rossi?

albionmoonlight · 03-21-2022, 01:33 PM

https://www.cnn.com/2022/03/20/us/so...nse/index.html

Critch · 03-21-2022, 06:55 PM

Mystery as man's body found in pub freezer - TEN years after he vanished

Would have been a good Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares episode.

Critch · 04-15-2022, 12:18 PM

20-year-old Swiss man admitted to ICU after suffering rare lung injury from masturbating

NobodyHere · 05-05-2022, 08:49 AM

2 male dolphins were seen playing with an anaconda while sexually aroused in a perplexing encounter captured by researchers

Ksyrup · 05-05-2022, 09:11 AM

The article includes a helpful picture of one of the dolphins' erect penises so that you get the full picture.

No word on whether Madison Cawthorn made a guest appearance.

JPhillips · 05-05-2022, 03:27 PM

A while back ago, I measured the specs of every single Ohio high school home baseball field in the search for the weirdest fields to play on in an official game. Here are, in my opinion, the four weirdest fields you can play on in an Ohio HS baseball game. pic.twitter.com/5tONurC6zU
— David Hrusovsky Sports (@davehrus) May 4, 2022

Ksyrup · 05-06-2022, 03:00 PM

Need to have this factored into my auto insurance rates ASAP, thanks!

Android Users Better Drivers Than iOS Owners? Study Claims Non-iPhone Users Dominate in All Safe-Driving Categories | Tech Times

NobodyHere · 05-06-2022, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

The article includes a helpful picture of one of the dolphins' erect penises so that you get the full picture.

No word on whether Madison Cawthorn made a guest appearance.

So far he hasn't denied being involved.

stevew · 05-10-2022, 02:14 PM

from some espn article

15.03 BST: Brazilian defender Marcelo was dropped from the Lyon first team due to continuous farting and laughing in the dressing room, sources have told ESPN.

As ESPN reported in August, the 34-year-old was expelled from the senior squad following Lyon's 3-0 defeat at the hands of Angers.

Marcelo was caught laughing during captain Leo Dubois' speech to rally the troops following the game, which didn't go down well with manager Peter Bosz and sporting director Juninho.

However, according to sources, Marcelo was also disciplined by the club for repeatedly farting among his teammates in the dressing room and laughing in the presence of Juninho and Bosz.

NobodyHere · 05-13-2022, 05:29 PM

South Carolina man dies while burying woman he strangled, police say

Cue John Lennon

11-19-2021, 01:46 PM	#2051
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	'This Morning' Hosts Lose It After Seeing Pic Of World's Largest Penis: VIDEO - Comic Sands Bet you can't guess who... __________________ null

11-19-2021, 01:50 PM	#2052
thesloppy Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: PDX	I've seen his name pop up suddenly like half-a-dozen times in the last week, after not hearing about him for seemingly 10 years. Does he have a book coming out? Running for office? __________________ Last edited by thesloppy : Today at 05:35 PM.

12-03-2021, 01:35 PM	#2055
Critch lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Herndon, VA	Gloucestershire: Man ‘goes to hospital with WW2 shell stuck in bottom’ as bomb squad called And for the story above, a town of 23 with its own strip club. They must take turns being the stripper. Last edited by Critch : 12-03-2021 at 01:37 PM.

12-05-2021, 12:35 PM	#2057
miami_fan Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Land O Lakes FL	Murder suspect shot friend 3 more times to put him out 'of his misery,' sheriff says \| WPEC __________________ "The blind soldier fought for me in this war. The least I can do now is fight for him. I have eyes. He hasn’t. I have a voice on the radio, he hasn’t. I was born a white man. And until a colored man is a full citizen, like me, I haven’t the leisure to enjoy the freedom that colored man risked his life to maintain for me. I don’t own what I have until he owns an equal share of it. Until somebody beats me and blinds me, I am in his debt."- Orson Welles August 11, 1946

12-16-2021, 12:40 PM	#2058
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Haven't had an awesome obituary in a while! Renay Mandel Corren Obituary - Fayetteville Observer __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

12-16-2021, 02:56 PM	#2060
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	That is beautiful SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

12-22-2021, 01:18 PM	#2061
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	More awesome than strange. Talk about being in the right places at the right times! Sixth-Grader Saves Choking Classmate And Elderly Woman From House Fire In Same Day - Essence __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

12-22-2021, 01:30 PM	#2062
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Yeah, but what about the kid who fell out of the tree? __________________ null

01-05-2022, 12:09 AM	#2063
thesloppy Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: PDX	90 Day Fiance star selling farts in a jar for Â£38k a week hospitalised \| Metro News __________________ Last edited by thesloppy : Today at 05:35 PM.

01-10-2022, 05:08 PM	#2064
NobodyHere Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2013	Dolphin females have working clitoris, anatomical evidence suggests I wonder who decided to do this study? Giggity __________________ "I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney"

01-10-2022, 05:35 PM	#2065
GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	A man definitely did not find it. Sent from my SM-G996U using Tapatalk Last edited by GrantDawg : 01-10-2022 at 05:50 PM.

01-11-2022, 01:47 PM	#2066
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	One fish, Two fish, Red fish, Blue fish, Black fish, Blue fish, Old fish, New fish. This one has a little car... Goldfish taught to drive on land for Israeli animal behavior study : NPR Mostly unrelated: if you're parent and have never seen this series on YouTube: ONE FISH, TWO FISH, RED FISH, BLUE FISH \| Dr. Seuss Raps over Dr. Dre Beats - YouTube SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

01-25-2022, 01:29 PM	#2069
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	This thread can be closed. I think we have a weiner. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

01-25-2022, 02:10 PM	#2070
RainMaker Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	That's enough internet for me today.

01-25-2022, 05:19 PM	#2073
NobodyHere Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2013	Are you going to tell me that this one is fake too? Dead Body Propped up, Brought to Post Office to Collect Man's Pension __________________ "I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney"

01-25-2022, 05:45 PM	#2074
Edward64 Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2005	Alright the thread is saved!

01-25-2022, 06:10 PM	#2075
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Listen, the last time I sat on an exposed live wire, I thought I saw God. So, I took this one at face value. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

01-28-2022, 05:13 PM	#2077
AlexB Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Newbury, England	Bomb shaped object found in brambles at nuclear missile site A missile shaped mystery __________________ 'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports!

02-02-2022, 09:02 AM	#2078
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	N.J. groundhog Milltown Mel dies days before Groundhog Day - New York Daily News Yup, this feels about right for this year, you know, 2020 3.0 SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

02-13-2022, 11:53 PM	#2080
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/13/us/am...ity/index.html This isn't quite strange - it's kindof common and sounds a bit dangerous, in this case. But I chuckled at the idea of "Don't act up or we'll divert you to Kansas City!" SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" Last edited by sterlingice : 02-13-2022 at 11:54 PM.

02-14-2022, 05:37 PM	#2081
miami_fan Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Land O Lakes FL	Priest Resigns After Two Decades of Performing 'Invalid' Baptisms Obviously this is something that is serious for those that believed. I just find it strange that the pastor never to a glance at the proper wording once over a 20 year span and that no other pastor noticed that he was using the incorrect wording over that time. __________________ "The blind soldier fought for me in this war. The least I can do now is fight for him. I have eyes. He hasn’t. I have a voice on the radio, he hasn’t. I was born a white man. And until a colored man is a full citizen, like me, I haven’t the leisure to enjoy the freedom that colored man risked his life to maintain for me. I don’t own what I have until he owns an equal share of it. Until somebody beats me and blinds me, I am in his debt."- Orson Welles August 11, 1946

02-22-2022, 04:38 PM	#2082
RainMaker Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	`Democratic U.S. House candidate Abby Broyles apologizes after reports that she became intoxicated, berated several middle-school-aged girls at a sleepover party and vomited in a clothes hamper. https://t.co/sG5gFSTkAj — The Associated Press (@AP) February 22, 2022`

02-22-2022, 04:42 PM	#2083
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I mean, what else? Was the wedding dress of one of the middle schooler's great-grandmother in the hamper? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

02-22-2022, 06:36 PM	#2084
flere-imsaho Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Chicagoland	Getting intoxicated, yelling at people who annoy you, and then regretting it later is, I think, what 90% of the adult population have been doing for the past two years.

02-25-2022, 02:23 PM	#2085
PilotMan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Seven miles up	https://www.the-sun.com/news/4770600...d-human-urine/ __________________ He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops. Like Steam? Join the FOFC Steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FOFConSteam

03-03-2022, 10:07 PM	#2087
miami_fan Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Land O Lakes FL	Florida woman alert https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/...orida-83179230 __________________ "The blind soldier fought for me in this war. The least I can do now is fight for him. I have eyes. He hasn’t. I have a voice on the radio, he hasn’t. I was born a white man. And until a colored man is a full citizen, like me, I haven’t the leisure to enjoy the freedom that colored man risked his life to maintain for me. I don’t own what I have until he owns an equal share of it. Until somebody beats me and blinds me, I am in his debt."- Orson Welles August 11, 1946

03-07-2022, 09:20 AM	#2088
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Japanâ€™s â€˜killing stoneâ€™ splits in two, releasing superstitions amid the sulphur springs \| Japan \| The Guardian Stone which holds trapped demon from a thousand years ago broke in two this weekend. My favorite response to this story is still from Reddit and something to the effect of Demon: "PREPARE TO FEEL MY WRATH, MORTALS!" /looks around at 2022 Demon: "Oh, I guess someone's already on this" /shrugs, and goes back to sleep/ SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

03-07-2022, 10:01 PM	#2089
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	This was a thing: Laser Kiwi flag - Wikipedia SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

03-11-2022, 05:20 PM	#2090
AlexB Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Newbury, England	Nicholas Rossi: The man accused of being a fugitive Is it just me, or are the are the ears of the guy accused of being Rossi completely different to the younger Rossi? __________________ 'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports!

03-21-2022, 01:33 PM	#2091
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	https://www.cnn.com/2022/03/20/us/so...nse/index.html

03-21-2022, 06:55 PM	#2092
Critch lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Herndon, VA	Mystery as man's body found in pub freezer - TEN years after he vanished Would have been a good Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares episode. Last edited by Critch : 03-21-2022 at 06:57 PM.

04-15-2022, 12:18 PM	#2093
Critch lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Herndon, VA	20-year-old Swiss man admitted to ICU after suffering rare lung injury from masturbating

05-05-2022, 08:49 AM	#2094
NobodyHere Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2013	2 male dolphins were seen playing with an anaconda while sexually aroused in a perplexing encounter captured by researchers __________________ "I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney"

05-05-2022, 09:11 AM	#2095
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	The article includes a helpful picture of one of the dolphins' erect penises so that you get the full picture. No word on whether Madison Cawthorn made a guest appearance. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-05-2022, 03:27 PM	#2096
JPhillips Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Newburgh, NY	A while back ago, I measured the specs of every single Ohio high school home baseball field in the search for the weirdest fields to play on in an official game. Here are, in my opinion, the four weirdest fields you can play on in an Ohio HS baseball game. pic.twitter.com/5tONurC6zU — David Hrusovsky Sports (@davehrus) May 4, 2022 __________________ To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers