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Old 01-30-2009, 07:59 AM   #2051
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Old 01-30-2009, 03:52 PM   #2052
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Old 01-30-2009, 04:17 PM   #2053
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Miroslav Satan - Pittsburgh Penguins - NHL - Yahoo! Sports

Not a NJ Devils player, unfortunately!
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Old 01-30-2009, 04:48 PM   #2054
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satan (sha-taan) kills the devils every year. some irony there.

probably a funnier picture to see the jersey though?
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Old 01-30-2009, 04:56 PM   #2055
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satan (sha-taan) kills the devils every year. some irony there.

probably a funnier picture to see the jersey though?

I found the actual URL itself to be equally amusing!
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Old 01-30-2009, 05:22 PM   #2056
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didnt catch the 666 part. good eye
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Old 01-30-2009, 05:30 PM   #2057
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Old 01-30-2009, 05:50 PM   #2058
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At least he got the spelling right.

Then again cheney probably made it.
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Old 01-30-2009, 06:22 PM   #2059
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I found the actual URL itself to be equally amusing!

Interesting, I think there might be a little playing going on at Yahoo Sports...
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Old 01-30-2009, 11:07 PM   #2060
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I was in the convenience store this morning, and saw some JCVD movie where he froze a guy and then kicked him to pieces. Nifty. He should have done this dance afterward.
What did you buy at the convenience store?
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Old 01-31-2009, 09:51 AM   #2061
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I believe I was getting an egg sandwich. In an unrelated note:

hxxp://www.businesspundit.com/always-check-your-childs-homework-before-it-gets-turned-in/

A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment.



After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be very clear on my child’s illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This photo is of me selling a shovel.

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Old 01-31-2009, 10:11 AM   #2062
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Hah, very funny if it's true. Still pretty funny if it's made up.
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Old 01-31-2009, 10:37 AM   #2063
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I'm pretty sure that was from a sketch on Conan, but I could be wrong

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Old 01-31-2009, 09:11 PM   #2064
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Old 01-31-2009, 09:16 PM   #2065
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I'm pretty sure that was from a sketch on Conan, but I could be wrong

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Old 01-31-2009, 09:27 PM   #2066
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Old 01-31-2009, 09:29 PM   #2067
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Old 01-31-2009, 10:04 PM   #2068
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Old 01-31-2009, 10:39 PM   #2069
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Old 02-01-2009, 12:36 PM   #2070
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I just watched that movie a month or so ago

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Old 02-02-2009, 12:31 AM   #2071
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Old 02-02-2009, 11:29 AM   #2072
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Old 02-02-2009, 11:44 AM   #2073
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Old 02-02-2009, 01:34 PM   #2074
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Yeah, but so has Michael Jackson.
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Old 02-03-2009, 04:58 PM   #2075
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Just pulled this off of ESPN.com. And I'm pretty sure Nadal planted a big wet one on Federer about 2 seconds after this shot was taken.
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Old 02-03-2009, 09:39 PM   #2076
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That is NSFW.
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Old 02-03-2009, 10:25 PM   #2077
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Just pulled this off of ESPN.com. And I'm pretty sure Nadal planted a big wet one on Federer about 2 seconds after this shot was taken.


No actually he didn't. He hugged him, grabbed his shoulder and proceeded to tell everyone in the arena what an amazing tennis player he was. As if they didn't know already.
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Old 02-06-2009, 02:45 PM   #2078
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If Obama was white.
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Old 02-06-2009, 02:48 PM   #2079
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Old 02-06-2009, 02:48 PM   #2080
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If Obama was white.

That just looks like the guy that plays Obama on Saturday Night Live...
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Old 02-06-2009, 07:57 PM   #2081
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Old 02-06-2009, 11:29 PM   #2082
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Old 02-08-2009, 05:30 PM   #2083
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Old 02-08-2009, 08:48 PM   #2084
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Ok, maybe it's not "cool" but it was so funny that I went and got my phone to take a picture. Walked into a stall in the ladies room at a restaurant yesterday and as I locked the door, saw this sign:


Then, I looked at the toilet:


I couldn't help but wonder if that trash can had toilet paper in it that would normally go in the toilet...

I used the next stall over, it didn't have any signs on it about putting paper in it.

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Old 02-08-2009, 10:00 PM   #2085
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Dang, Kristin, your phone takes nice pictures. And in Mexico, a trashcan full of (yes, used) TP would be the norm. You sort of get used to it... sorta.
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Old 02-09-2009, 03:07 AM   #2086
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Old 02-09-2009, 01:34 PM   #2087
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Old 02-09-2009, 01:37 PM   #2088
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I always enjoy Noops contributions.
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Old 02-09-2009, 02:07 PM   #2089
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Can't remember if I got these pics from this thread, or somewhere else.

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Old 02-09-2009, 06:47 PM   #2090
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Dang, Kristin, your phone takes nice pictures. And in Mexico, a trashcan full of (yes, used) TP would be the norm. You sort of get used to it... sorta.

Spent a week in Honduras, and we had to follow the same rule. Their pipes are too small.
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Old 02-09-2009, 09:12 PM   #2091
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Spent a week in Honduras, and we had to follow the same rule. Their pipes are too small.

Yeah, I've seen it in foreign countries, though a Thai restaurant in Tyson's Corner is hardly where I expect to see it..
Edit to add: Especially when the stall next to it had no such sign.

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Old 02-09-2009, 10:10 PM   #2092
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Old 02-09-2009, 10:11 PM   #2093
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Old 02-09-2009, 10:25 PM   #2094
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Was this before or after he threw up?
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Old 02-09-2009, 10:26 PM   #2095
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Is that a dude or what?
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Old 02-09-2009, 10:38 PM   #2099
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Allegedly.
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This has probably been posted, but:

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