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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Yes! I saw that one yesterday.
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05-13-2022, 11:35 PM
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Location: the yo'
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Walt being able to bury that money in the desert with his condition was a part of Breaking Bad I found to be highly improbable
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05-14-2022, 10:39 AM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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05-14-2022, 11:34 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Just waiting for the Onion article where the apology is for the fact that they weren't children's sizes.
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05-18-2022, 09:44 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2013
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Octopuses torture and eat themselves after mating. Science finally knows why. | Live Science
And people think post-partem depression is bad!
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05-28-2022, 11:21 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops. Like Steam? Join the FOFC Steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FOFConSteam |
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05-28-2022, 12:17 PM
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Well, this is better than most Reddit threads at this point...
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07-25-2022, 06:15 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Concord, MA/UMass
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https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/25/europ...cli/index.html
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07-25-2022, 07:27 AM
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That sounds a lot more like "kid left his hand too long in the area where the robot picks up chess pieces" industrial accident as opposed to "Skynet got mad at the humans"
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07-25-2022, 10:40 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Herndon, VA
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The video looks like the kid didnt do anything unusual, the robot just hated the snotty brat and wanted to teach him a lesson:
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07-25-2022, 12:12 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2013
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At least the boy wasn't playing against a Wookiee.
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07-26-2022, 02:28 PM
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07-26-2022, 03:23 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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These are the stories I'm here for SI
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07-26-2022, 03:31 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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I'm generally against breaking into military bases, but if you are going to, that is a pretty good reason.
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07-26-2022, 05:00 PM
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Location: Back in Houston!
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Actually, this story gets, um, better...?
https://www.fox13news.com/news/flori...t-deputies-say Quote:
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07-26-2022, 05:24 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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I love the detail. Like, if they weren't US aliens or Chinese dragons, this wouldn't have been a big deal.
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08-05-2022, 03:57 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Chicago, IL
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08-12-2022, 01:26 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Concord, MA/UMass
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08-12-2022, 11:22 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Herndon, VA
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Keeping with the wildlife/drugs theme:
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08-12-2022, 11:36 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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"...took the cub to a vet for treatment..."
You mean a detox center?
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08-25-2022, 01:51 PM
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Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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09-14-2022, 09:04 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Land O Lakes FL
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Cheating allegations draw attention to STL chess tournament | ksdk.com
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"The blind soldier fought for me in this war. The least I can do now is fight for him. I have eyes. He hasn’t. I have a voice on the radio, he hasn’t. I was born a white man. And until a colored man is a full citizen, like me, I haven’t the leisure to enjoy the freedom that colored man risked his life to maintain for me. I don’t own what I have until he owns an equal share of it. Until somebody beats me and blinds me, I am in his debt."- Orson Welles August 11, 1946 |
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09-14-2022, 09:14 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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I'm trying to figure out how that would work.
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09-17-2022, 05:09 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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Oktoberfest is open!
(Mad dash to the 'best' spots in the 'best' tents to not leave them all day except to stumble out to puke their guts out. Say no to drugs, lol. But if anybody even thinks about doing a joint he'll be tackled by germany's version of SWAT.)
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09-17-2022, 08:43 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Land O Lakes FL
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I appreciate being able to experience Oktoberfest as a 23,24, and 25 year old. Just thought of the train ride to Munich makes my head spin.
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"The blind soldier fought for me in this war. The least I can do now is fight for him. I have eyes. He hasn’t. I have a voice on the radio, he hasn’t. I was born a white man. And until a colored man is a full citizen, like me, I haven’t the leisure to enjoy the freedom that colored man risked his life to maintain for me. I don’t own what I have until he owns an equal share of it. Until somebody beats me and blinds me, I am in his debt."- Orson Welles August 11, 1946 |
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09-18-2022, 02:36 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2013
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'Little heroes': A pair of 6-year-old twin girls used their toys and hair dryer to fend off their mother's attacker, police say
So the number of 6 year olds this guy can fight is less than two. Imagine being him in prison: "So what are you in for?" "I attacked a woman" "And she fended you off? "No, it was her 6 year old girls"
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10-03-2022, 11:42 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Land O Lakes FL
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New Jersey Man Monday!
How New Jersey Man Caught Mom's Ex Urinating on Her Grave Daily, He Alleges
I want to know what she did to hurt this man this much. Also, how the hell does he only get a public urination charge? This seems like the definition of defacing and/or desecrating a grave site, no?
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"The blind soldier fought for me in this war. The least I can do now is fight for him. I have eyes. He hasn’t. I have a voice on the radio, he hasn’t. I was born a white man. And until a colored man is a full citizen, like me, I haven’t the leisure to enjoy the freedom that colored man risked his life to maintain for me. I don’t own what I have until he owns an equal share of it. Until somebody beats me and blinds me, I am in his debt."- Orson Welles August 11, 1946 |
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10-22-2022, 03:09 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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10-27-2022, 02:23 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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I mean, not THAT strange, but the title is good:
"Pope urges priests and nuns to delete porn from their phones" https://www.washingtonpost.com/world...n-priests-nuns
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11-10-2022, 07:02 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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This is like 5 or 6 separate stories in one headline:
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11-10-2022, 07:10 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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That's an awesome description SI
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11-23-2022, 02:33 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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Over 200 pounds of marijuana found during NC traffic stop, sheriff’s office says | CBS 17
Bringing 200 pounds from California means these guys are probably pretty serious traffickers. But those mugshots sure make it seem like that’s just their Thanksgiving personal use stash. |
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11-30-2022, 11:15 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2013
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Thai Buddhist temple emptied after all the monks test positive for meth
"Drug-Addled Monks" is my next band name.
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12-09-2022, 10:48 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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I had no idea this existed and it's effing insane to read.
All South Koreans to become younger as traditional age system scrapped | South Korea | The Guardian
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12-09-2022, 11:16 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Roseville, CA
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"The unusual – and increasingly unpopular – custom means a baby born on New Year’s Eve becomes two years old as soon as the clock strikes midnight." So, if you were born on New Year's Day at 12:01 am, you would be a year younger than your twin that was born on New Year's Eve at 11:59 pm. Madness... Last edited by rjolley : 12-09-2022 at 11:17 PM. |
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12-10-2022, 12:25 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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What are they, racehorses?
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12-10-2022, 04:19 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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Pretty sure it was self defense.
A Minnesota man who said he was at 'war' with squirrels on his property was arrested after missing his target and shooting through his neighbor's window
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12-10-2022, 05:38 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Is his last name Spackler?
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12-12-2022, 06:31 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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This Dear Abby article popped up on a list of articles recommended to me by Google and it's ... something.
Dear Abby: I have a new wife and a friend I sleep with
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12-20-2022, 02:13 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Only top 5?! Probe starts after Tennessee highway workers find heart in road salt - UPI.com
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12-28-2022, 05:37 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Bill Cosby promoting a possible spring/summer comedy tour qualifies for this thread, I think.
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12-30-2022, 07:22 AM
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12-30-2022, 08:22 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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John Cleese’s classic “silly walk” burns more calories than a normal gait | Ars Technica
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Which reminds me of Wegovy. Anyone have any opinions on it, talk with their Dr. etc.?
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12-30-2022, 08:39 PM
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Umm ... 11 minutes per day vs 75 minutes per week Lemme see now, 11x7 iiiiiiis ...
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12-30-2022, 08:42 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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I think the point is, compared to basically the same amount of time doing "vigorous physical activity," which walking like Teabag is not.
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops. Like Steam? Join the FOFC Steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FOFConSteam |
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02-01-2023, 06:38 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Akron, OH
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Wonder if it was a blowfish
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02-01-2023, 10:40 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
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I was innocently scrolling through Tik Tok this morning, when I saw a video with a lady trout-fishing saying she was unaware of that "other" trout video. That made me curious to what she was talking about. I wish I hadn't.
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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Wished you'd chosen the "trout" option?
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