Maximum Football??? - Page 44

mauchow · 03-01-2006, 12:16 AM

I think this game was made just so we could make a thread.. We'll find out that the game's release was just a conspiricy and it doesn't even exist. Daivd Witner doesn't exist. It was all just a set up to get the most hilarious thread ever.

digamma · 03-01-2006, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by mauboy1

I think this game was made just so we could make a thread.. We'll find out that the game's release was just a conspiricy and it doesn't even exist. Daivd Witner doesn't exist. It was all just a set up to get the most hilarious thread ever.

OK. That means our whole solar system could be like, one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being. This is too much! That means one little tiny atom in my finger nail could be...one little tiny universe.

vex · 03-01-2006, 12:34 AM

Diavid and Jennifer(or maybe Vicki, who knows

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Dutch · 03-01-2006, 12:35 AM

Is that a real Vulcan death grip?

st.cronin · 03-01-2006, 12:36 AM

I think that pic is a repeat. I think that joke has already been made.

vex · 03-01-2006, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

I think that pic is a repeat. I think that joke has already been made.

what page pls

vex · 03-01-2006, 12:37 AM

btw, this thread needs an index or something.

yabanci · 03-01-2006, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by vexroid

btw, this thread needs an index or something.

that joke's been made too.

st.cronin · 03-01-2006, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by vexroid

what page pls

do your own research, lazybones

Dutch · 03-01-2006, 12:39 AM

Maybe we should start over.

vex · 03-01-2006, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by yabanci

that joke's been made too.

ha?

Groundhog · 03-01-2006, 12:45 AM

Yup, this baby REALLY needs an index. I tire of having to track down the odes each day.

TLK · 03-01-2006, 12:46 AM

bravo folks.... bravo....

Tasan · 03-01-2006, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Dutch

Maybe we should start over.

BLASPHEMER!!

Should I ping Bubba or something? I would reaaaaaly like to see his input in here.

And Ant, you sir, are golden.

kingfc22 · 03-01-2006, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by cthomer5000

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AAAHAHAHAHA. This one is great.

Tasan · 03-01-2006, 12:58 AM

And lordy...I don't think I'll ever be able to spell my name right again....lets see....Diavd...no wait....daivd....err...dvdai?

aw crap

Rizon · 03-01-2006, 01:07 AM

thesloppy · 03-01-2006, 01:12 AM

mauchow · 03-01-2006, 01:27 AM

The picture of the wife looks like it's been photoshopped... just the placement of her head. I'm not tryin to be mean, just sayin'.

mauchow · 03-01-2006, 01:30 AM

^^ Good stuff you two!! lol

shaggyra · 03-01-2006, 01:31 AM

And you still don't think this will be the best game ever?

TLK · 03-01-2006, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by shaggyra

And you still don't think this will be the best game ever?

I'll pass.... just because there was no option.....

shaggyra · 03-01-2006, 01:48 AM

Maybe I should have titled it:
"Looking for love in all the wrong places"

MikeVic · 03-01-2006, 02:26 AM

Damn you people!! I don't check for a couple days and now I'm so lost. We need an FAQ for this thread. Maybe dedicate a whole sub-forum to it like with Hattrick and Strategies.

st.cronin · 03-01-2006, 03:01 AM

Is the game out yet?

Hurst2112 · 03-01-2006, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

Damn you people!! I don't check for a couple days and now I'm so lost. We need an FAQ for this thread. Maybe dedicate a whole sub-forum to it like with Hattrick and Strategies.

Yeah. I fear bringing up funny things and finding out that it was brought up on page 13-28. there needs to be a designated thread guru.

Karlifornia · 03-01-2006, 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Hurst2112

Yeah. I fear bringing up funny things and finding out that it was brought up on page 13-28. there needs to be a designated thread guru.

LOL. I feel the same way. We need a Maximum Football thread liason. Someone we can ask questions of and get answers from. A Maximum Football primelord, if you will.

MIJB#19 · 03-01-2006, 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Dutch

Maybe we should start over.

Good idea, we gotto save some stuff for Maximum Football 2.

tucker342 · 03-01-2006, 04:42 AM

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Man, I've got to say you guys have been on a role this entire thread... I salute thee! To make this thread complete we obviously need an antmeister song and a fiere cartoon.

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THIS IS AN UNBELIEVABLE VIDEO AND I AM SURPRISED NOBODY MENTIONED IT YET!!!

Check this puppy out:
Broken Yards

And if it doesn't load, you can download the zipped version here:
Broken Yards zip file

I'm so happy my wish came true

Really briliant work by everyone... this thread is seriously one for the ages

cthomer5000 · 03-01-2006, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by thesloppy

The game is great... adding the day off puts it in the "perfect" category, IMHO. Well done!

SFL Cat · 03-01-2006, 07:45 AM

I think this thread has climaxed.

Time for some afterglow!

Bonegavel · 03-01-2006, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

Damn, you beat me to the Warhol thing. I was cooking one up in my brain, but my photoshop skills aren't up to this yet. Nice job!

Coffee Warlord · 03-01-2006, 09:27 AM

And it's a brand new day. What fun shall be conjured from the minds of the wicked?

Coffee Warlord · 03-01-2006, 09:29 AM

I'm not surprised...but word is there are no onside kicks or fake kicks of any kind.

Ben E Lou · 03-01-2006, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

I'm not surprised...but word is there are no onside kicks or fake kicks of any kind.

OK....fake kicks I can see (while I wouldn't agree, though)...but no ONSIDE kicks??? Wow. Just wow.

QuikSand · 03-01-2006, 09:40 AM

Onside kicks are currently slated to appear in M-F III.

Bonegavel · 03-01-2006, 09:42 AM

I think now we know why she was smirking.

Bee · 03-01-2006, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by SkyDog

OK....fake kicks I can see (while I wouldn't agree, though)...but no ONSIDE kicks??? Wow. Just wow.

But...but...you can have a rouge!

Bubba Wheels · 03-01-2006, 09:47 AM

What the...? What have you people been doing to my thread? You folks are completely unreal...

KWhit · 03-01-2006, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Bee

But...but...you can have a rouge!

And you can have a separate nickname that appears on a player's jersey like "He Hate Me."

Antmeister · 03-01-2006, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Bubba Wheels

What the...? What have you people been doing to my thread? You folks are completely unreal...

Welcome back Bubba!!!

Coffee Warlord · 03-01-2006, 09:58 AM

rkmsuf · 03-01-2006, 10:02 AM

OMFG. Brilliant stuff here.

QuikSand · 03-01-2006, 10:04 AM

You guys make me wish I had even an inkling of skill with PhotoShop or whatever it is you use to do this kind of stuff. The Dali POM piece is great, CW!

Coffee Warlord · 03-01-2006, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by QuikSand

You guys make me wish I had even an inkling of skill with PhotoShop or whatever it is you use to do this kind of stuff. The Dali POM piece is great, DW!

Did you just call me Daivd Warlord?

albionmoonlight · 03-01-2006, 10:11 AM

To get back on topic . . . this is from the online etymology dictionary, http://www.etymonline.com

hubris

1884, from Gk. hybris "wanton violence, insolence, outrage," originally "presumption toward the gods," of unknown origin. 

albionmoonlight · 03-01-2006, 10:14 AM

dola--it fits with the sense that I got when I took my Greek Myths class--hubris was a special kind of pride/arrogance that involved challenging the gods. It was not mere bravado--it was a specific kind of bravado reserved for challenges to gods. Saying that you are the best lover on the planet is not hubris. Saying that you are a better lover than Venus--that is hubris.

And hubris is a bad thing that is almost always punished.

In English, since we no longer believe in the gods (and don't have much of a problem tearing down the Gods in whom we still beleive), the term has come to mean arrogance that leads to its own punishment.

ice4277 · 03-01-2006, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by albionmoonlight

To get back on topic . . .

Actually, that would technically be off-topic.

TroyF · 03-01-2006, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

I'm not surprised...but word is there are no onside kicks or fake kicks of any kind.

All joking aside, this is just a mind boggling decision.

Forget customization, onside kicks play an important role in football on almost any level. How can you possibly make a game without it, especially one that is supposed to have it all.

Good Lord. . .

Coffee Warlord · 03-01-2006, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by TroyF

All joking aside, this is just a mind boggling decision.

Forget customization, onside kicks play an important role in football on almost any level. How can you possibly make a game without it, especially one that is supposed to have it all.

Good Lord. . .

Not when you take into account we're dealing with a guy who has made design decisions (assuming for a moment the game actually exists) in a half-assed manner every step of the way. I've seen code written like this. Hell, I've written code like this. Hedge in places, use the old "oh fuckit, I can always add that later, and I don't really wanna bother anyway" excuse.

It's absurd that anyone expects this to be anything but a debacle if it ever gets released.

03-01-2006, 12:34 AM	#2153
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	Diavid and Jennifer(or maybe Vicki, who knows: Last edited by vex : 03-01-2006 at 12:35 AM.

03-01-2006, 12:36 AM	#2155
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I think that pic is a repeat. I think that joke has already been made. __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

03-01-2006, 12:45 AM	#2162
Groundhog Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia	Yup, this baby REALLY needs an index. I tire of having to track down the odes each day. __________________ Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. --Ambrose Bierce

03-01-2006, 12:58 AM	#2166
Tasan College Starter Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houston, or there about	And lordy...I don't think I'll ever be able to spell my name right again....lets see....Diavd...no wait....daivd....err...dvdai? aw crap __________________ 2011 Golden Scribes winner for best Interactive Dynasty

03-01-2006, 01:27 AM	#2169
mauchow Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Murfreesboro, TN	The picture of the wife looks like it's been photoshopped... just the placement of her head. I'm not tryin to be mean, just sayin'. Last edited by mauchow : 03-01-2006 at 01:27 AM.

03-01-2006, 12:16 AM	#2151
mauchow Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Murfreesboro, TN	I think this game was made just so we could make a thread.. We'll find out that the game's release was just a conspiricy and it doesn't even exist. Daivd Witner doesn't exist. It was all just a set up to get the most hilarious thread ever.

03-01-2006, 12:35 AM	#2154
Dutch "Dutch" Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Tampa, FL	Is that a real Vulcan death grip?

03-01-2006, 12:37 AM	#2157
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	btw, this thread needs an index or something.

03-01-2006, 12:39 AM	#2160
Dutch "Dutch" Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Tampa, FL	Maybe we should start over.

03-01-2006, 12:46 AM	#2163
TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	bravo folks.... bravo....

03-01-2006, 01:12 AM	#2168
thesloppy Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: PDX

03-01-2006, 01:30 AM	#2170
mauchow Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Murfreesboro, TN	^^ Good stuff you two!! lol

03-01-2006, 01:31 AM	#2171
shaggyra n00b Join Date: Feb 2006	And you still don't think this will be the best game ever?

03-01-2006, 01:48 AM	#2173
shaggyra n00b Join Date: Feb 2006	Maybe I should have titled it: "Looking for love in all the wrong places"

03-01-2006, 02:26 AM	#2174
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Damn you people!! I don't check for a couple days and now I'm so lost. We need an FAQ for this thread. Maybe dedicate a whole sub-forum to it like with Hattrick and Strategies.

03-01-2006, 03:01 AM	#2175
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Is the game out yet? __________________ co-commish: bb-bbcf.net knives out

03-01-2006, 07:45 AM	#2181
SFL Cat College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: South Florida	I think this thread has climaxed. Time for some afterglow!

03-01-2006, 09:27 AM	#2183
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	And it's a brand new day. What fun shall be conjured from the minds of the wicked?

03-01-2006, 09:29 AM	#2184
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	I'm not surprised...but word is there are no onside kicks or fake kicks of any kind.

03-01-2006, 09:40 AM	#2186
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	Onside kicks are currently slated to appear in M-F III.

03-01-2006, 09:42 AM	#2187
Bonegavel Awaiting Further Instructions... Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Macungie, PA	I think now we know why she was smirking.

03-01-2006, 09:47 AM	#2189
Bubba Wheels College Starter Join Date: Jan 2004	What the...? What have you people been doing to my thread? You folks are completely unreal...

03-01-2006, 09:58 AM	#2192
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs

03-01-2006, 10:02 AM	#2193
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	OMFG. Brilliant stuff here. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

03-01-2006, 10:04 AM	#2194
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	You guys make me wish I had even an inkling of skill with PhotoShop or whatever it is you use to do this kind of stuff. The Dali POM piece is great, CW! Last edited by QuikSand : 03-01-2006 at 11:05 AM. Reason: dodgy typo

03-01-2006, 10:11 AM	#2196
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	To get back on topic . . . this is from the online etymology dictionary, http://www.etymonline.com hubris 1884, from Gk. hybris "wanton violence, insolence, outrage," originally "presumption toward the gods," of unknown origin.

03-01-2006, 10:14 AM	#2197
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	dola--it fits with the sense that I got when I took my Greek Myths class--hubris was a special kind of pride/arrogance that involved challenging the gods. It was not mere bravado--it was a specific kind of bravado reserved for challenges to gods. Saying that you are the best lover on the planet is not hubris. Saying that you are a better lover than Venus--that is hubris. And hubris is a bad thing that is almost always punished. In English, since we no longer believe in the gods (and don't have much of a problem tearing down the Gods in whom we still beleive), the term has come to mean arrogance that leads to its own punishment.

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