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Lorena · 09-28-2007, 10:05 PM

It's "Ms. Post Hussie" to you Mr. Jeeber

JeeberD · 09-28-2007, 10:07 PM

Not Mrs?

Lorena · 09-28-2007, 10:10 PM

oh, i guess i forgot to insert an R... oops.

I'm taking another shot and we're watching "The Wire" per CThomer's suggestion.

JeeberD · 09-28-2007, 10:15 PM

There are some picky fucking pussies in my household. In the process of makig chilidogs (minus buns) I spilled some hot dog juice on the floor. I called the damn cats into the kitchen, and they both sniffed around the juice but just meowed at me and back away instead of cleaning it up for me!

My wife spoils the bastards too much...

Logan · 09-28-2007, 10:43 PM

You guys are so gonna end up cybering.

JeeberD · 09-28-2007, 10:48 PM

But we're both MARRIED!

And her husband posts here, so you just ruined any chance of that. Way to go, asshole...

amdaily · 09-28-2007, 11:05 PM

Fine... lets inteject some new shit into this tread, weak as it is... Anyone else in for the longterm *bourboun drinker tonight!*

JeeberD · 09-28-2007, 11:07 PM

The wife is on the way home. I'll be logged off within an hour...

*so fucking whupped*

amdaily · 09-28-2007, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

The wife is on the way home. I'll be logged off within an hour...

*so fucking whupped*

Jesus Christ, I knew there was a reason I stopped coming here

Where the fuck is Grey

JeeberD · 09-28-2007, 11:11 PM

Bullshit. You're in the K camp of surfing while logged out. ADMIT IT!

amdaily · 09-28-2007, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Bullshit. You're in the K camp of surfing while logged out. ADMIT IT!

For the last week or so... yes. Thought I had shit together for wwhile,but guess not tho. have another on me man!

JeeberD · 09-28-2007, 11:19 PM

For you, one more!

Lorena · 09-28-2007, 11:21 PM

whoa, this took a turn for he sorst. well... we took a brake cuz my drink as wanted a salty snack... anyway, no angry durnks here pls.. lets turn this down severl notches k?

for the reord "the wie" is the fucking shizznit

amdaily · 09-28-2007, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

whoa, this took a turn for he sorst. well... we took a brake cuz my drink as wanted a salty snack... anyway, no angry durnks here pls.. lets turn this down severl notches k?

for the reord "the wie" is the fucking shizznit

wooo!! the voice of reason. I purchase you one shot of bourbon as well! enjoy

JeeberD · 09-28-2007, 11:27 PM

We're all happy here. It's th edrunk guy thread, after all!

amdaily · 09-28-2007, 11:38 PM

Night all, I'm going back to greener pastures. This places sucks!

JeeberD · 09-28-2007, 11:41 PM

Enjoy staring up into the stars dreaming about your ex...

Lathum · 09-28-2007, 11:44 PM

this thread is like a car accident

JeeberD · 09-28-2007, 11:44 PM

vinegar

Lathum · 09-28-2007, 11:50 PM

lick me

JeeberD · 09-28-2007, 11:51 PM

Only if you're on fish and chips

Lathum · 09-28-2007, 11:54 PM

if I was a jerk I would say you are used to licking fishy things

JeeberD · 09-28-2007, 11:55 PM

The world revolves around fishy things, my friend...

Lathum · 09-28-2007, 11:56 PM

I am now playinf poker for alot of money.

I have no time to pay attention to the likes of you

JeeberD · 09-28-2007, 11:57 PM

Fucker.

You still own me a beer for our fantasy baseball trade. Don't think I've forgotten about that...

Lathum · 09-29-2007, 12:01 AM

come to chicago this weekend

Lathum · 09-29-2007, 12:01 AM

you knoe I have much love for you

JeeberD · 09-29-2007, 12:09 AM

I have a UTEP game to go to on Saturday, and then my dad's birthday to go to on Sunday plus the Cowboys game. Maybe next time...

SunDevil · 09-29-2007, 12:28 AM

RED SOX ARE AL EAST DIVISION CHAMPS!!!!!

I will now forge ahead and maintain my drunkness.

SunDevil · 09-29-2007, 12:37 AM

Dola,

That was an awesome USF game tonight. So far this year, I have caught a couple of their games on ESPN and have not been disappointed. They are very exciting to watch.

Did you know one of the USF linebackers was married at age 17 and is still married hasand kids while playing college football and getting a degree. The announcers only mention this every game, but I must say, college was hard enough (computer science) being single and alternating sorority sisters out of my bed. Can not imagine balancing all that plus wife and kids.

MizzouRah · 10-02-2007, 11:32 PM

Noones been driunk since Sept?

Hawthrone Heights kicks major ass! I love listening to them on theipod.

MizzouRah · 10-02-2007, 11:33 PM

AE called today, but I was workin

Lathum · 10-02-2007, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MizzouRah

Noones been driunk since Sept?

Hawthrone Heights kicks major ass! I love listening to them on theipod.

well this statement confirms you are definantly in the right thread

Karlifornia · 10-03-2007, 05:09 AM

I am somewhat drunk....have had about 6 beers tonight....played hold 'em....I'm terrible...but I actually managed to win about $120....which rocks seeing as how I had no leftover money heading into payday on Thursday.......I could have a steak tomorrow night!

Greyroofoo · 10-06-2007, 02:02 AM

Is it bad when my own keyboard confuses me?

dime · 10-06-2007, 02:19 AM

nobody ever really done me...like she done me...she done me good. don't let me downnnnn

don't fingerbang your co-workers, folks. it gets awkward!

k0ruptr · 10-06-2007, 02:32 AM

lol.
that post rocks.

SunDevil · 10-06-2007, 02:54 AM

RED SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Up 2-0.

Karlifornia · 10-06-2007, 05:03 AM

Prediction: Stanford 72, USC 3.....Go amateur teams....bring down all of the 117 D-1A Bowl Subdivision professional "college" football teams

Karlifornia · 10-07-2007, 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Prediction: Stanford 72, USC 3.....Go amateur teams....bring down all of the 117 D-1A Bowl Subdivision professional "college" football teams

I guess a was a little bit off...Not that I mind!

Raiders Army · 10-10-2007, 08:30 AM

Happy belated birthday thread.

Greyroofoo · 10-14-2007, 02:29 AM

Wow, I leave the thread and it practically dies,

I don't know if a should be proud or ashamed.

Karlifornia · 10-14-2007, 05:07 AM

DRUNK I AM..YUSS....TOTALLY PARTIED IT UP TONIGHT (not really)...I had many a drink, and now am occupying my mind until I fall asleep.

Greyroofoo · 10-19-2007, 10:11 PM

What the hell? I reduce my drinking and this thread goes to the shitpile? Come one y'all let your drunkeness ring loud and forever!

Raiders Army · 10-19-2007, 11:12 PM

Unfortunately, this is two nights in a row that I haven't had a beer.

duckman · 11-03-2007, 01:58 AM

Hi! My turn to bump the thread!

k0ruptr · 11-03-2007, 02:13 AM

sweet im on iot tonite boys fuccin jager and some mickeys 40oz.

k0ruptr · 11-20-2007, 01:04 AM

been a while my friend. been a while.

k0ruptr · 11-20-2007, 01:04 AM

wtf, I post and I look up and I was the last person to post here over 2 weeks ago. FOFc is fucking slacking.

Greyroofoo · 11-21-2007, 09:05 PM

Let the drunk times roll!

Since you fuckers can't recognize the brilliance of Pink Floyd.

09-28-2007, 10:07 PM	#2202
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Not Mrs? __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

09-28-2007, 10:15 PM	#2204
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	There are some picky fucking pussies in my household. In the process of makig chilidogs (minus buns) I spilled some hot dog juice on the floor. I called the damn cats into the kitchen, and they both sniffed around the juice but just meowed at me and back away instead of cleaning it up for me! My wife spoils the bastards too much... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO Last edited by JeeberD : 09-28-2007 at 10:15 PM.

09-28-2007, 10:48 PM	#2206
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	But we're both MARRIED! And her husband posts here, so you just ruined any chance of that. Way to go, asshole... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

09-28-2007, 11:05 PM	#2207
amdaily College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003	Fine... lets inteject some new shit into this tread, weak as it is... Anyone else in for the longterm bourboun drinker tonight! Last edited by amdaily : 09-28-2007 at 11:06 PM.

09-28-2007, 11:07 PM	#2208
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	The wife is on the way home. I'll be logged off within an hour... so fucking whupped __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

09-28-2007, 10:05 PM	#2201
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	It's "Ms. Post Hussie" to you Mr. Jeeber

09-28-2007, 10:10 PM	#2203
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	oh, i guess i forgot to insert an R... oops. I'm taking another shot and we're watching "The Wire" per CThomer's suggestion.

09-28-2007, 10:43 PM	#2205
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	You guys are so gonna end up cybering.

09-28-2007, 11:11 PM	#2210
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Bullshit. You're in the K camp of surfing while logged out. ADMIT IT! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

09-28-2007, 11:19 PM	#2212
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	For you, one more! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

09-28-2007, 11:21 PM	#2213
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	whoa, this took a turn for he sorst. well... we took a brake cuz my drink as wanted a salty snack... anyway, no angry durnks here pls.. lets turn this down severl notches k? for the reord "the wie" is the fucking shizznit

09-28-2007, 11:27 PM	#2215
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	We're all happy here. It's th edrunk guy thread, after all! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

09-28-2007, 11:38 PM	#2216
amdaily College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003	Night all, I'm going back to greener pastures. This places sucks!

09-28-2007, 11:41 PM	#2217
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Enjoy staring up into the stars dreaming about your ex... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

09-28-2007, 11:44 PM	#2218
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	this thread is like a car accident

09-28-2007, 11:44 PM	#2219
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	vinegar __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

09-28-2007, 11:50 PM	#2220
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	lick me

09-28-2007, 11:51 PM	#2221
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Only if you're on fish and chips __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

09-28-2007, 11:54 PM	#2222
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	if I was a jerk I would say you are used to licking fishy things Last edited by Lathum : 09-28-2007 at 11:54 PM.

09-28-2007, 11:55 PM	#2223
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	The world revolves around fishy things, my friend... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

09-28-2007, 11:56 PM	#2224
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	I am now playinf poker for alot of money. I have no time to pay attention to the likes of you

09-28-2007, 11:57 PM	#2225
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Fucker. You still own me a beer for our fantasy baseball trade. Don't think I've forgotten about that... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

09-29-2007, 12:01 AM	#2226
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	come to chicago this weekend

09-29-2007, 12:01 AM	#2227
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	you knoe I have much love for you

09-29-2007, 12:09 AM	#2228
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I have a UTEP game to go to on Saturday, and then my dad's birthday to go to on Sunday plus the Cowboys game. Maybe next time... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

10-02-2007, 11:32 PM	#2231
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	Noones been driunk since Sept? Hawthrone Heights kicks major ass! I love listening to them on theipod.

10-02-2007, 11:33 PM	#2232
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	AE called today, but I was workin

10-03-2007, 05:09 AM	#2234
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	I am somewhat drunk....have had about 6 beers tonight....played hold 'em....I'm terrible...but I actually managed to win about $120....which rocks seeing as how I had no leftover money heading into payday on Thursday.......I could have a steak tomorrow night! __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

10-06-2007, 02:02 AM	#2235
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Is it bad when my own keyboard confuses me? Last edited by Greyroofoo : 10-06-2007 at 02:02 AM.

10-06-2007, 02:19 AM	#2236
dime High School JV Join Date: Sep 2006	nobody ever really done me...like she done me...she done me good. don't let me downnnnn don't fingerbang your co-workers, folks. it gets awkward!

10-06-2007, 02:32 AM	#2237
k0ruptr Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Las Vegas	lol. that post rocks. __________________ Xbox Live Gamertag: k0ruptr My Favorite Teams : Chicago White Sox - Carolina Panthers - Orlando Magic - Phoenix Suns - Anaheim Ducks - Hawaii Warriors - Oregon Ducks

10-06-2007, 05:03 AM	#2239
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Prediction: Stanford 72, USC 3.....Go amateur teams....bring down all of the 117 D-1A Bowl Subdivision professional "college" football teams __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

10-10-2007, 08:30 AM	#2241
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Happy belated birthday thread.

10-14-2007, 02:29 AM	#2242
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Wow, I leave the thread and it practically dies, I don't know if a should be proud or ashamed.

10-14-2007, 05:07 AM	#2243
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	DRUNK I AM..YUSS....TOTALLY PARTIED IT UP TONIGHT (not really)...I had many a drink, and now am occupying my mind until I fall asleep. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com