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Old 03-01-2006, 01:27 PM   #2251
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i have no skill in photoshop or any of the like but this is one for you guys to make up
"Maximum Footballs Flying Circus"

i just keep thinking of monty python skits when i read some of the stuff in here
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Old 03-01-2006, 01:30 PM   #2252
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has Battlecruiser 3000 been mentioned yet?

Actually, it was indirectly. I did it back on page 6, but I think the thread's tidal forces inundated it and it got swept away without a reply.

See here

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Old 03-01-2006, 01:33 PM   #2253
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I have no skills either, but I know something hilarious could be done with this:

Age Of Winters CD
Sword

Especially with song titles like these!
1.Celestial Crown
2.Barael's Blade
3.Freya
4.Winter's Wolves
5.Horned Goddess, The
6.Iron Swan
7.Lament For The Auroch
8.March Of The Lor
9.Ebethron
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Old 03-01-2006, 01:34 PM   #2254
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I have no skills either, but I know something hilarious could be done with this:

Age Of Winters CD
Sword

Especially with song titles like these!
1.Celestial Crown
2.Barael's Blade
3.Freya
4.Winter's Wolves
5.Horned Goddess, The
6.Iron Swan
7.Lament For The Auroch
8.March Of The Lor
9.Ebethron


Hey, Vicki made it on there too. He must have really loved that girl.
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Old 03-01-2006, 01:40 PM   #2255
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For those who haven't seen Toddzilla's excellent work yet:

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...ad.php?t=47609
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Old 03-01-2006, 01:54 PM   #2256
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Velma: "And so, the real identiy of the Artist is none other than....Daivd Winters".

dun dun DUNNNNN

Daivd: "And i would have got away with it too, if it wasn't for you pesky kids!"

What 6 year old requested the customization of Velma to thin and larger breasts? Clearly Mr and Mrs(?) Winters could learn from this the ways in which customization can be effective.
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Old 03-01-2006, 01:55 PM   #2257
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I found Daivd's resume:

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Old 03-01-2006, 02:01 PM   #2258
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Damnit I just noticed 3 things I left out of that.
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Old 03-01-2006, 02:05 PM   #2259
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wow. two days, roughly 8 hours later, I finally finish reading this thread.

I confess, I was kind of annoyed at everyone along about page 26 or so. It almost seemed like you had moved beyond making fun of the fat kid and were now making fun of the kid who has MS or something. Along about page 34 that feeling went away and now I've seen the light.

Wow. Just wow. This must be what finishing a marathon feels like.
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Old 03-01-2006, 02:07 PM   #2260
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wow. two days, roughly 8 hours later, I finally finish reading this thread.

I confess, I was kind of annoyed at everyone along about page 26 or so. It almost seemed like you had moved beyond making fun of the fat kid and were now making fun of the kid who with MS or something. Along about page 34 that feeling went away and now I've seen the light.

Wow. Just wow. This must be what finishing a marathon feels like.

I think that is a perfect description. I think I went through the same transition.
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Old 03-01-2006, 02:12 PM   #2261
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At least Winetrvalley was able to secure some cryptozoological monsters to help sell some games. Doesn't hurt that old bigfoot here doesn't have PC on which to try the game.
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Old 03-01-2006, 02:21 PM   #2262
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Have you guys notice that Sticky: FOF/TCY (and other text sims) REFERENCE, STRATEGY, LINKS, ETC. thread has jump to 71823.

Looks like someone increase the post count there.
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Old 03-01-2006, 02:22 PM   #2263
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Status: offline I've touched on this a few times in the past weeks.

Due mostly to the lack of animations, "madden like" jukes, spins, and other special moves are not included in the game. I have a side step animation and that's pretty much it. If you're playing in arcade mode and your controller has triggers, you can use those to side step left and right.

People should not be expecting Madden style arcade play. I have always said that arcade mode in Maximum-Football resembles a slimmed down version of NFL Fever 2000.


..... umm ok....
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Old 03-01-2006, 02:24 PM   #2264
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Is there anyway I can get this picture without the box art in it or tell me where you go it from. I love her.


Lex?
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Old 03-01-2006, 02:25 PM   #2265
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Are we witnessing another Derek Smart situation in the making?

mad props, dude.
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Old 03-01-2006, 02:27 PM   #2266
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Have you guys notice that Sticky: FOF/TCY (and other text sims) REFERENCE, STRATEGY, LINKS, ETC. thread has jump to 71823.

Looks like someone increase the post count there.

It was at 61k when I went to bed last night. I think that someone is jacking that number up in order to inspire this thread's views to new heights. Unless 10,000 people suddenly decided that they needed to pick up some TCY recuiting pointers overnight.
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Old 03-01-2006, 02:28 PM   #2267
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In envision the same thing except "Artist" is really in Daivd's head.
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Old 03-01-2006, 02:29 PM   #2268
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What 6 year old requested the customization of Velma to thin and larger breasts?

Dammit, now I have Cardellini on the brain.
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Old 03-01-2006, 02:30 PM   #2269
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Bring on the sexiest cartoon character draft.
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Old 03-01-2006, 02:32 PM   #2270
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Bring on the sexiest cartoon character draft.


1.1 New Velma
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Old 03-01-2006, 02:32 PM   #2271
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Bring on the sexiest cartoon character draft.

Didn't we have that already?

I know the CoH boards had a sexiest comic book character draft too.
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Old 03-01-2006, 02:32 PM   #2272
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Old 03-01-2006, 02:34 PM   #2273
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1.3 Betty Boop (keeping it old school).
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Old 03-01-2006, 02:34 PM   #2274
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Didn't we have that already?

I know the CoH boards had a sexiest comic book character draft too.


Never compare us to them. i will kell you.
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Old 03-01-2006, 02:35 PM   #2275
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I'm picking again in honor of senator's child molester thread.

1.4 Little Mermaid
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Old 03-01-2006, 02:39 PM   #2276
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1.5 Harley Quinn
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Old 03-01-2006, 02:41 PM   #2277
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1.6 Rosy the Robot
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Old 03-01-2006, 02:42 PM   #2278
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1.7 Cinderella

oh yeah, i'm banging a goddam princess.

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Old 03-01-2006, 02:42 PM   #2279
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I'm picking again in honor of RK Smurf (which is how your name sounds in my head)

1.8 Smurfette

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Old 03-01-2006, 02:43 PM   #2280
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It was at 61k when I went to bed last night. I think that someone is jacking that number up in order to inspire this thread's views to new heights. Unless 10,000 people suddenly decided that they needed to pick up some TCY recuiting pointers overnight.
Someone isn't playing fair, I think.

Not that the whole contest is of all that much importance.
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Old 03-01-2006, 02:44 PM   #2281
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I'm picking again in honor of RK Smurf (which is how your name sounds in my head)

1.8 Smurfette

I'm touched. Treat her right.
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Old 03-01-2006, 02:45 PM   #2282
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I'm picking again in honor of RK Smurf (which is how your name sounds in my head)

1.8 Smurfette

I'm glad I'm not the only one.
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Old 03-01-2006, 02:46 PM   #2283
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Old 03-01-2006, 02:46 PM   #2284
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I'm picking again in honor of HA.

1.9 Superman
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Old 03-01-2006, 02:50 PM   #2285
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The only thing worse that could happen in this thread is if the David Winters is accidently lynched during the next night cycle.
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Old 03-01-2006, 02:52 PM   #2286
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1.5 Harley Quinn

I'd take Poison Ivy over Harley.
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Old 03-01-2006, 02:55 PM   #2287
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Ugh, please don't ruin this poor thread.
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Old 03-01-2006, 02:59 PM   #2288
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A friend of mine told me about this thread and I got hooked. When I started reading on page 1, I was a pimply, antisocial virgin. By page 10 my acne was completely cleared. When I reached the limerick-off, I had become even more antisocial, but by the time we got to cartoons and the antmeister song, I was surrounded by the glow that is this thread, and I actually managed to pay a hooker 20 bucks for a bj last night. This morning when I woke up, I discovered that my friend's brother who was in a coma for 73 days after a serious car wreck was awake and talking. This thread has even caused me to register here so that I could post.

In short: this thread has the power to create life. This thread is better than GOD!

PS: if that's not hubris I don't know what is.

Edited to add: oh yeah, also I would be interested in a cutting-edge curling sim. Someone please get on this right away. thx

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Old 03-01-2006, 02:59 PM   #2289
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The only thing worse that could happen in this thread is if the David Winters is accidently lynched during the next night cycle.

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Old 03-01-2006, 03:57 PM   #2290
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Old 03-01-2006, 04:00 PM   #2291
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Porky's?!?!?!

Wow. That's old school.
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Old 03-01-2006, 04:10 PM   #2292
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I'm picking again in honor of senator's child molester thread.

1.4 Little Mermaid


Please! say "HOT" child molester thread. There is a difference.
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Old 03-01-2006, 04:15 PM   #2293
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Good news so far - the yardage issue seems to be fixed. We are going to bang on this build all day today to see if anything else broke during the fix. If we don't find any new critical issues, we'll move towards a release tomorrow.

Erik, just post some sort of screenshots or video from this build. We'll find you something critical to fix. I promise.
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Old 03-01-2006, 04:25 PM   #2294
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I don't expect any more videos or screenshots. At this point, I expect it to be released tomorrow and for them to get what sales they can before people start reviewing the game.
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Old 03-01-2006, 04:26 PM   #2295
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Old 03-01-2006, 04:27 PM   #2296
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Old 03-01-2006, 04:42 PM   #2297
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Someone needs to do a Where's Waldo, but replace Waldo with Maximum Football
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Old 03-01-2006, 04:49 PM   #2298
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Someone needs to do a Where's Waldo, but replace Waldo with Maximum Football




I'd have done some Photoshopping, but the beauty of it is that the game is nowhere to be found in the picture at all.

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Old 03-01-2006, 04:50 PM   #2299
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Old 03-01-2006, 04:55 PM   #2300
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When me and one of my friends would watch over my cousins or other little kids with those books, we used to play find the pervert. In every where's waldo there is a guy that looks like hes 5 seconds from doing something or suggesting something that is sexually deviant. In the above picture I would suggest the guy in the grey blazer and brown slacks.

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