Maximum Football??? - Page 46

tarcone · 03-01-2006, 01:27 PM

i have no skill in photoshop or any of the like but this is one for you guys to make up
"Maximum Footballs Flying Circus"

i just keep thinking of monty python skits when i read some of the stuff in here

Wolfpack · 03-01-2006, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sachmo71

has Battlecruiser 3000 been mentioned yet?

Actually, it was indirectly. I did it back on page 6, but I think the thread's tidal forces inundated it and it got swept away without a reply.

See here

Ksyrup · 03-01-2006, 01:33 PM

I have no skills either, but I know something hilarious could be done with this:

Age Of Winters CD

Sword

Especially with song titles like these!


		1.	Celestial Crown
		2.	Barael's Blade
		3.	Freya
		4.	Winter's Wolves
		5.	Horned Goddess, The
		6.	Iron Swan
		7.	Lament For The Auroch
		8.	March Of The Lor
		9.	Ebethron

rkmsuf · 03-01-2006, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I have no skills either, but I know something hilarious could be done with this:

Age Of Winters CD

Sword

Especially with song titles like these!


		1.	Celestial Crown
		2.	Barael's Blade
		3.	Freya
		4.	Winter's Wolves
		5.	Horned Goddess, The
		6.	Iron Swan
		7.	Lament For The Auroch
		8.	March Of The Lor
		9.	Ebethron

Hey, Vicki made it on there too. He must have really loved that girl.

gstelmack · 03-01-2006, 01:40 PM

For those who haven't seen Toddzilla's excellent work yet:

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...ad.php?t=47609

Tigercat · 03-01-2006, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

Velma: "And so, the real identiy of the Artist is none other than....Daivd Winters".

dun dun DUNNNNN

Daivd: "And i would have got away with it too, if it wasn't for you pesky kids!"

What 6 year old requested the customization of Velma to thin and larger breasts? Clearly Mr and Mrs(?) Winters could learn from this the ways in which customization can be effective.

1stAnd10 · 03-01-2006, 01:55 PM

I found Daivd's resume:

1stAnd10 · 03-01-2006, 02:01 PM

Damnit I just noticed 3 things I left out of that.

CamEdwards · 03-01-2006, 02:05 PM

wow. two days, roughly 8 hours later, I finally finish reading this thread.

I confess, I was kind of annoyed at everyone along about page 26 or so. It almost seemed like you had moved beyond making fun of the fat kid and were now making fun of the kid who has MS or something. Along about page 34 that feeling went away and now I've seen the light.

Wow. Just wow. This must be what finishing a marathon feels like.

John Galt · 03-01-2006, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamEdwards

wow. two days, roughly 8 hours later, I finally finish reading this thread.

I confess, I was kind of annoyed at everyone along about page 26 or so. It almost seemed like you had moved beyond making fun of the fat kid and were now making fun of the kid who with MS or something. Along about page 34 that feeling went away and now I've seen the light.

Wow. Just wow. This must be what finishing a marathon feels like.

I think that is a perfect description. I think I went through the same transition.

Bonegavel · 03-01-2006, 02:12 PM

At least Winetrvalley was able to secure some cryptozoological monsters to help sell some games. Doesn't hurt that old bigfoot here doesn't have PC on which to try the game.

jbmagic · 03-01-2006, 02:21 PM

Have you guys notice that Sticky: FOF/TCY (and other text sims) REFERENCE, STRATEGY, LINKS, ETC. thread has jump to 71823.

Looks like someone increase the post count there.

SunDevil · 03-01-2006, 02:22 PM

David Winter
Matrix Elite Guard

Posts: 581
Joined: 11/23/2004
From: Vancouver, BC
Status: offline I've touched on this a few times in the past weeks.

Due mostly to the lack of animations, "madden like" jukes, spins, and other special moves are not included in the game. I have a side step animation and that's pretty much it. If you're playing in arcade mode and your controller has triggers, you can use those to side step left and right.

People should not be expecting Madden style arcade play. I have always said that arcade mode in Maximum-Football resembles a slimmed down version of NFL Fever 2000.

..... umm ok....

sachmo71 · 03-01-2006, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1stAnd10

Is there anyway I can get this picture without the box art in it or tell me where you go it from. I love her.

Lex?

sachmo71 · 03-01-2006, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfpack

Are we witnessing another Derek Smart situation in the making?

mad props, dude.

albionmoonlight · 03-01-2006, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jbmagic

Have you guys notice that Sticky: FOF/TCY (and other text sims) REFERENCE, STRATEGY, LINKS, ETC. thread has jump to 71823.

Looks like someone increase the post count there.

It was at 61k when I went to bed last night. I think that someone is jacking that number up in order to inspire this thread's views to new heights. Unless 10,000 people suddenly decided that they needed to pick up some TCY recuiting pointers overnight.

albionmoonlight · 03-01-2006, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Galt

In envision the same thing except "Artist" is really in Daivd's head.

cuervo72 · 03-01-2006, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tigercat

What 6 year old requested the customization of Velma to thin and larger breasts?

Dammit, now I have Cardellini on the brain.

rkmsuf · 03-01-2006, 02:30 PM

Bring on the sexiest cartoon character draft.

sachmo71 · 03-01-2006, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Bring on the sexiest cartoon character draft.

1.1 New Velma

cuervo72 · 03-01-2006, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Bring on the sexiest cartoon character draft.

Didn't we have that already?

I know the CoH boards had a sexiest comic book character draft too.

rkmsuf · 03-01-2006, 02:32 PM

1.2 Jessica Rabbit

albionmoonlight · 03-01-2006, 02:34 PM

1.3 Betty Boop (keeping it old school).

sachmo71 · 03-01-2006, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo72

Didn't we have that already?

I know the CoH boards had a sexiest comic book character draft too.

Never compare us to them. i will kell you.

rkmsuf · 03-01-2006, 02:35 PM

I'm picking again in honor of senator's child molester thread.

1.4 Little Mermaid

sachmo71 · 03-01-2006, 02:39 PM

1.5 Harley Quinn

wade moore · 03-01-2006, 02:41 PM

1.6 Rosy the Robot

Anthony · 03-01-2006, 02:42 PM

1.7 Cinderella

oh yeah, i'm banging a goddam princess.

albionmoonlight · 03-01-2006, 02:42 PM

I'm picking again in honor of RK Smurf (which is how your name sounds in my head)

1.8 Smurfette

digamma · 03-01-2006, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by albionmoonlight

It was at 61k when I went to bed last night. I think that someone is jacking that number up in order to inspire this thread's views to new heights. Unless 10,000 people suddenly decided that they needed to pick up some TCY recuiting pointers overnight.

Someone isn't playing fair, I think.

Not that the whole contest is of all that much importance.

rkmsuf · 03-01-2006, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by albionmoonlight

I'm picking again in honor of RK Smurf (which is how your name sounds in my head)

1.8 Smurfette

I'm touched. Treat her right.

wade moore · 03-01-2006, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by albionmoonlight

I'm picking again in honor of RK Smurf (which is how your name sounds in my head)

1.8 Smurfette

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Bonegavel · 03-01-2006, 02:46 PM

wade moore · 03-01-2006, 02:46 PM

I'm picking again in honor of HA.

1.9 Superman

Tigercat · 03-01-2006, 02:50 PM

The only thing worse that could happen in this thread is if the David Winters is accidently lynched during the next night cycle.

cuervo72 · 03-01-2006, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sachmo71

1.5 Harley Quinn

I'd take Poison Ivy over Harley.

cthomer5000 · 03-01-2006, 02:55 PM

Ugh, please don't ruin this poor thread.

ANut · 03-01-2006, 02:59 PM

A friend of mine told me about this thread and I got hooked. When I started reading on page 1, I was a pimply, antisocial virgin. By page 10 my acne was completely cleared. When I reached the limerick-off, I had become even more antisocial, but by the time we got to cartoons and the antmeister song, I was surrounded by the glow that is this thread, and I actually managed to pay a hooker 20 bucks for a bj last night. This morning when I woke up, I discovered that my friend's brother who was in a coma for 73 days after a serious car wreck was awake and talking. This thread has even caused me to register here so that I could post.

In short: this thread has the power to create life. This thread is better than GOD!

PS: if that's not hubris I don't know what is.

Edited to add: oh yeah, also I would be interested in a cutting-edge curling sim. Someone please get on this right away. thx

st.cronin · 03-01-2006, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tigercat

The only thing worse that could happen in this thread is if the David Winters is accidently lynched during the next night cycle.

zing

cuervo72 · 03-01-2006, 03:57 PM

KWhit · 03-01-2006, 04:00 PM

Porky's?!?!?!

Wow. That's old school.

Senator · 03-01-2006, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

I'm picking again in honor of senator's child molester thread.

1.4 Little Mermaid

Please! say "HOT" child molester thread. There is a difference.

Shkspr · 03-01-2006, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erik Rutins at MF Forums

Good news so far - the yardage issue seems to be fixed. We are going to bang on this build all day today to see if anything else broke during the fix. If we don't find any new critical issues, we'll move towards a release tomorrow.

Erik, just post some sort of screenshots or video from this build. We'll find you something critical to fix. I promise.

Bee · 03-01-2006, 04:25 PM

I don't expect any more videos or screenshots. At this point, I expect it to be released tomorrow and for them to get what sales they can before people start reviewing the game.

Bonegavel · 03-01-2006, 04:26 PM

SplitPersonality1 · 03-01-2006, 04:27 PM

Smiply aewsome gys.

Karlifornia · 03-01-2006, 04:42 PM

Someone needs to do a Where's Waldo, but replace Waldo with Maximum Football

Shkspr · 03-01-2006, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RadioFriendlyUnitShifter

Someone needs to do a Where's Waldo, but replace Waldo with Maximum Football

I'd have done some Photoshopping, but the beauty of it is that the game is nowhere to be found in the picture at all.

Bonegavel · 03-01-2006, 04:50 PM

Tigercat · 03-01-2006, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shkspr

When me and one of my friends would watch over my cousins or other little kids with those books, we used to play find the pervert. In every where's waldo there is a guy that looks like hes 5 seconds from doing something or suggesting something that is sexually deviant. In the above picture I would suggest the guy in the grey blazer and brown slacks.

03-01-2006, 01:40 PM	#2255
gstelmack Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cary, NC	For those who haven't seen Toddzilla's excellent work yet: http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...ad.php?t=47609 __________________ -- Greg -- Author of various FOF utilities

03-01-2006, 02:05 PM	#2259
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	wow. two days, roughly 8 hours later, I finally finish reading this thread. I confess, I was kind of annoyed at everyone along about page 26 or so. It almost seemed like you had moved beyond making fun of the fat kid and were now making fun of the kid who has MS or something. Along about page 34 that feeling went away and now I've seen the light. Wow. Just wow. This must be what finishing a marathon feels like. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half. Last edited by CamEdwards : 03-01-2006 at 02:08 PM.

03-01-2006, 02:30 PM	#2269
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Bring on the sexiest cartoon character draft. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

03-01-2006, 02:32 PM	#2272
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	1.2 Jessica Rabbit __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

03-01-2006, 02:35 PM	#2275
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I'm picking again in honor of senator's child molester thread. 1.4 Little Mermaid __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

03-01-2006, 01:27 PM	#2251
tarcone Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pacific	i have no skill in photoshop or any of the like but this is one for you guys to make up "Maximum Footballs Flying Circus" i just keep thinking of monty python skits when i read some of the stuff in here

03-01-2006, 01:55 PM	#2257
1stAnd10 n00b Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Richmond, VA	I found Daivd's resume:

03-01-2006, 02:01 PM	#2258
1stAnd10 n00b Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Richmond, VA	Damnit I just noticed 3 things I left out of that.

03-01-2006, 02:12 PM	#2261
Bonegavel Awaiting Further Instructions... Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Macungie, PA	At least Winetrvalley was able to secure some cryptozoological monsters to help sell some games. Doesn't hurt that old bigfoot here doesn't have PC on which to try the game.

03-01-2006, 02:21 PM	#2262
jbmagic Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2004	Have you guys notice that Sticky: FOF/TCY (and other text sims) REFERENCE, STRATEGY, LINKS, ETC. thread has jump to 71823. Looks like someone increase the post count there.

03-01-2006, 02:22 PM	#2263
SunDevil College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Tempe, AZ	David Winter Matrix Elite Guard Posts: 581 Joined: 11/23/2004 From: Vancouver, BC Status: offline I've touched on this a few times in the past weeks. Due mostly to the lack of animations, "madden like" jukes, spins, and other special moves are not included in the game. I have a side step animation and that's pretty much it. If you're playing in arcade mode and your controller has triggers, you can use those to side step left and right. People should not be expecting Madden style arcade play. I have always said that arcade mode in Maximum-Football resembles a slimmed down version of NFL Fever 2000. ..... umm ok....

03-01-2006, 02:34 PM	#2273
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	1.3 Betty Boop (keeping it old school).

03-01-2006, 02:39 PM	#2276
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	1.5 Harley Quinn

03-01-2006, 02:42 PM	#2278
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	1.7 Cinderella oh yeah, i'm banging a goddam princess. Last edited by Anthony : 03-01-2006 at 02:42 PM.

03-01-2006, 02:42 PM	#2279
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	I'm picking again in honor of RK Smurf (which is how your name sounds in my head) 1.8 Smurfette Last edited by albionmoonlight : 03-01-2006 at 02:43 PM.

03-01-2006, 02:46 PM	#2283
Bonegavel Awaiting Further Instructions... Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Macungie, PA	...

03-01-2006, 02:50 PM	#2285
Tigercat College Starter Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Federal Way, WA	The only thing worse that could happen in this thread is if the David Winters is accidently lynched during the next night cycle.

03-01-2006, 02:59 PM	#2288
ANut n00b Join Date: Mar 2006	A friend of mine told me about this thread and I got hooked. When I started reading on page 1, I was a pimply, antisocial virgin. By page 10 my acne was completely cleared. When I reached the limerick-off, I had become even more antisocial, but by the time we got to cartoons and the antmeister song, I was surrounded by the glow that is this thread, and I actually managed to pay a hooker 20 bucks for a bj last night. This morning when I woke up, I discovered that my friend's brother who was in a coma for 73 days after a serious car wreck was awake and talking. This thread has even caused me to register here so that I could post. In short: this thread has the power to create life. This thread is better than GOD! PS: if that's not hubris I don't know what is. Edited to add: oh yeah, also I would be interested in a cutting-edge curling sim. Someone please get on this right away. thx Last edited by ANut : 03-01-2006 at 03:00 PM.

03-01-2006, 03:57 PM	#2290
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	__________________ null

03-01-2006, 04:00 PM	#2291
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Porky's?!?!?! Wow. That's old school.

03-01-2006, 04:25 PM	#2294
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	I don't expect any more videos or screenshots. At this point, I expect it to be released tomorrow and for them to get what sales they can before people start reviewing the game.

03-01-2006, 04:26 PM	#2295
Bonegavel Awaiting Further Instructions... Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Macungie, PA	...

03-01-2006, 04:27 PM	#2296
SplitPersonality1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Grafton, WI	Smiply aewsome gys.

03-01-2006, 04:42 PM	#2297
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	Someone needs to do a Where's Waldo, but replace Waldo with Maximum Football __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

03-01-2006, 04:50 PM	#2299
Bonegavel Awaiting Further Instructions... Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Macungie, PA	...

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