Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 60: Mila Kunis - Page 5

RainMaker · 11-17-2011, 03:27 AM

For those who chose no, there is no need to click the spoiler as we've already attained the fact that you are not into perfect women.

Spoiler

Autumn · 11-17-2011, 09:28 AM

Oh glorious Thursday. I can't wait to be shocked and amazed yet again that people don't agree with me.

Seriously, I'm not a dogmatic person, and yet these polls constantly surprise me with how completely differently two people can view the world.

ISiddiqui · 10-10-2012, 02:06 PM

Congrats Mila Kunis for being Esquire Magazine's Sexiest Woman Alive 2012:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/entert...pless/1619665/

BillJasper · 10-10-2012, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Esquire got this one right.

+1

Easy Mac · 10-10-2012, 02:47 PM

I'm confused why the sexiest woman alive changes yearly. Do that many sexy women die each year? Shouldn't we be throwing our money into researching why so many sexy women die each year? This should be the first topic in the vice presidential debate.

sterlingice · 10-10-2012, 02:49 PM

Paul Ryan would just look uncomfortable while Joe Biden would answer it with a long winded response that would make all of us watching at home feel uncomfortable.

(tho one could surmise that it's our definition of "sexy" that keeps changing not that people keep dying)

SI

CrimsonFox · 10-10-2012, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Esquire got this one right.

+100000000000000000000

CrimsonFox · 10-10-2012, 03:12 PM

Wow she was dating Macauley Calkin for 8 years! WTF!

Autumn · 10-10-2012, 03:22 PM

Let Honolulu Blue explain it to you, CF

sabotai · 10-10-2012, 03:29 PM

This news feels less like it belongs in "Esquire" and more like it belongs in "Duh".

DanGarion · 10-10-2012, 03:37 PM

Too bad the article is wrong.

Autumn · 10-10-2012, 03:51 PM

Prove it! Perhaps through some type of poll ...

DanGarion · 10-10-2012, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

Prove it! Perhaps through some type of poll ...

It already was done. I'm done with CHoN, someone is more than welcome to take over on it though. I'll give them access to the Google Docs.

DanGarion · 10-10-2012, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Sorry dude, the article has been officiall endorsed by FOFC's leading Sexiness Expert, so it looks like you're the one who's wrong here.

It's ok. It happens.

You can't self appoint yourself a imaginary title and expect others to accept it. Considering my experience in Hot or Not polls I would think I'm more official than you are.

Passacaglia · 10-10-2012, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

You can't self appoint yourself a imaginary title and expect others to accept it. Considering my experience in Hot or Not polls I would think I'm more official than you are.

Doesn't the fact that you keep asking if so-and-so is sexy every week mean that you must know the least about it?

DanGarion · 10-10-2012, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Passacaglia

Doesn't the fact that you keep asking if so-and-so is sexy every week mean that you must know the least about it?

I'm not the one asking. Trust me I know who is Hot and who is Not, you guys are the morons that needed the voting.

DanGarion · 10-10-2012, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Considering your voting in the Hot or Not poll, FOFC's leading Sexiness Expert thinks you're wholly unqualified for the position.

We appreciate your interest, though, and will keep your resume on file if there is another opening we think you might be a fit for.

Have a great day!

-The Office Of FOFC's Sexiness Expert

Stop voting along your party lines. I vote for the people! I am the people's candidate!

sterlingice · 10-10-2012, 04:36 PM

I think in light of recent events, a hot picture post off might not be the best way to solve this problem.

SI

Matthean · 10-10-2012, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanGarion

You can't self appoint yourself a imaginary title and expect others to accept it. Considering my experience in Hot or Not polls I would think I'm more official than you are.

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Matthean · 10-10-2012, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

I think in light of recent events, a hot picture post off might not be the best way to solve this problem.

SI

+1.

CrimsonFox · 10-10-2012, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanGarion

I'm not the one asking. Trust me I know who is Hot and who is Not, you guys are the morons that needed the voting.

awww dude, you're calling us names. That hurts our feelings.

BillJasper · 10-10-2012, 05:33 PM

I think the only thing that hurts her HOT rating is that she dated Caulkin for eight years.

chadritt · 10-10-2012, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BillJasper

I think the only thing that hurts her HOT rating is that she dated Caulkin for eight years.

In her defense she was actually blind in one eye the whole time. They broke up right after she got her eye fixed. Yes I know this because its mean and funny.

Matthean · 10-10-2012, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BillJasper

I think the only thing that hurts her HOT rating is that she dated Caulkin for eight years.

I thought it was her not being attractive.

DanGarion · 10-10-2012, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthean

I thought it was her not being attractive.

DING!

Autumn · 10-11-2012, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by chadritt

In her defense she was actually blind in one eye the whole time. They broke up right after she got her eye fixed. Yes I know this because its mean and funny.

No wonder he was always standing on her left!

Matthean · 10-11-2012, 09:48 AM

Apparently up for the lead in the 50 Shades of Gray movie.

Matthean · 02-28-2013, 12:23 PM

Logan · 02-28-2013, 12:30 PM

Who's that ugly broad?

RendeR · 02-28-2013, 12:31 PM

I like Mila, I love her attitude and she's got a fine ass. However, her face makes me want to punch her pouty mouth until it stops pouting. Looking at her constant scrunched up grimace just pisses me off far more than the rest of her turns me on. So...Not Hot.

Those of you who enjoy that look must just LOVE the constant duck face postings online. Can't understand why, but hey, its all you so carry on.

Toddzilla · 02-28-2013, 12:51 PM

I'd hit that shit until monkeys flew out of my ass

M GO BLUE!!! · 02-28-2013, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toddzilla

I'd hit that shit until monkeys flew out of my ass

I'd say I would, as my history shows I wouldn't bother putting in the effort to get there.

Out of curiosity, why would you stop when the monkeys flew out?

bulletsponge · 02-28-2013, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

I'd say I would, as my history shows I wouldn't bother putting in the effort to get there.

Out of curiosity, why would you stop when the monkeys flew out?

i would imagine a monkey ripping thru your backside would be pretty traumatic

QuikSand · 02-28-2013, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Toddzilla

I'd hit that shit until monkeys flew out of my ass

i think ur doin it wrong

JediKooter · 02-28-2013, 01:18 PM

Yea...I'd hit it.

DaddyTorgo · 02-28-2013, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Yea...I'd hit it.

I wouldn't fit...

DanGarion · 02-28-2013, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bulletsponge

i would imagine a monkey ripping thru your backside would be pretty traumatic

This guys know all about it.

JediKooter · 02-28-2013, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

I wouldn't fit...

You must have big hands.

Suicane75 · 02-28-2013, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

Yea...I'd hit it.

Rhianna can do that too.

JediKooter · 02-28-2013, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Rhianna can do that too.

Getting hit or putting her fist in her mouth?

DaddyTorgo · 02-28-2013, 01:49 PM

The "Rhianna" episode of L&O last night was rough. Singer-girl ended up getting murdered by the "Chris Brown" after she wouldn't let the cops help her.

JediKooter · 02-28-2013, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

The "Rhianna" episode of L&O last night was rough. Singer-girl ended up getting murdered by the "Chris Brown" after she wouldn't let the cops help her.

Sounds like the moral of the story is: Get rich, be a dick...get hot girlfriend?

Suicane75 · 02-28-2013, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

Getting hit or putting her fist in her mouth?

yes

Subby · 02-28-2013, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RendeR

I like Mila, I love her attitude and she's got a fine ass. However, her face makes me want to punch her pouty mouth until it stops pouting. Looking at her constant scrunched up grimace just pisses me off far more than the rest of her turns me on. So...Not Hot.

Executive summary for the ladies: if your physical appearance does not please RendeR, he will be angry and he will hit you in the face.

Butter · 02-28-2013, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

Sounds like the moral of the story is: Get rich, be a dick...get hot girlfriend?

I thought this was a widely known thing that would work.

JediKooter · 02-28-2013, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

yes

Sounds simple enough.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Butter_of_69

I thought this was a widely known thing that would work.

I've been holding out hope that it was an urban legend.

Desnudo · 02-28-2013, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

Sounds like the moral of life is: Get rich...get hot girlfriend?

fixed it for you

JediKooter · 02-28-2013, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

fixed it for you

I can't argue with that change.

Matthean · 02-28-2013, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

fixed it for you

Sadly being a dick without getting rich tends to work far more than you think it would.

Desnudo · 02-28-2013, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matthean

Sadly being a dick without getting rich tends to work far more than you think it would.

You could change it to get rich get hot girlfriend without daddy issues

View Poll Results: Mila Kunis, Hot? or Not?
Hot!	174	88.78%
Not?	22	11.22%
Voters: 196. You may not vote on this poll

10-10-2012, 02:06 PM	#203
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	Congrats Mila Kunis for being Esquire Magazine's Sexiest Woman Alive 2012: http://www.usatoday.com/story/entert...pless/1619665/ __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

10-10-2012, 02:49 PM	#206
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Paul Ryan would just look uncomfortable while Joe Biden would answer it with a long winded response that would make all of us watching at home feel uncomfortable. (tho one could surmise that it's our definition of "sexy" that keeps changing not that people keep dying) SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

10-10-2012, 03:37 PM	#211
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	Too bad the article is wrong. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

10-10-2012, 04:36 PM	#218
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	I think in light of recent events, a hot picture post off might not be the best way to solve this problem. SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

11-17-2011, 03:27 AM	#201
RainMaker Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	For those who chose no, there is no need to click the spoiler as we've already attained the fact that you are not into perfect women. Spoiler

11-17-2011, 09:28 AM	#202
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Oh glorious Thursday. I can't wait to be shocked and amazed yet again that people don't agree with me. Seriously, I'm not a dogmatic person, and yet these polls constantly surprise me with how completely differently two people can view the world.

10-10-2012, 02:47 PM	#205
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	I'm confused why the sexiest woman alive changes yearly. Do that many sexy women die each year? Shouldn't we be throwing our money into researching why so many sexy women die each year? This should be the first topic in the vice presidential debate.

10-10-2012, 03:12 PM	#208
CrimsonFox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2009	Wow she was dating Macauley Calkin for 8 years! WTF!

10-10-2012, 03:22 PM	#209
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Let Honolulu Blue explain it to you, CF

10-10-2012, 03:29 PM	#210
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	This news feels less like it belongs in "Esquire" and more like it belongs in "Duh".

10-10-2012, 03:51 PM	#212
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Prove it! Perhaps through some type of poll ...

10-10-2012, 05:33 PM	#222
BillJasper Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Northern Kentucky	I think the only thing that hurts her HOT rating is that she dated Caulkin for eight years. __________________ The Confederacy lost, it is time to dismantle it.

10-11-2012, 09:48 AM	#227
Matthean Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Aug 2008	Apparently up for the lead in the 50 Shades of Gray movie. __________________ Board games: Bringing people back to the original social network, the table.

02-28-2013, 12:23 PM	#228
Matthean Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Aug 2008	__________________ Board games: Bringing people back to the original social network, the table.

02-28-2013, 12:30 PM	#229
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	Who's that ugly broad?

02-28-2013, 12:31 PM	#230
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	I like Mila, I love her attitude and she's got a fine ass. However, her face makes me want to punch her pouty mouth until it stops pouting. Looking at her constant scrunched up grimace just pisses me off far more than the rest of her turns me on. So...Not Hot. Those of you who enjoy that look must just LOVE the constant duck face postings online. Can't understand why, but hey, its all you so carry on. __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

02-28-2013, 12:51 PM	#231
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	I'd hit that shit until monkeys flew out of my ass

02-28-2013, 01:18 PM	#235
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Yea...I'd hit it. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

02-28-2013, 01:49 PM	#241
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	The "Rhianna" episode of L&O last night was rough. Singer-girl ended up getting murdered by the "Chris Brown" after she wouldn't let the cops help her.

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