WW CXIV: XCrawl - IT'S OVER!!!!!! - Page 5

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 04:12 PM

I wish SOMEBODY would push a button. We're all getting tired of waiting, aren't we?

The crowd screams in agreement.

In fact, I think I'll make it a little more interesting. I have a little present here for the team that pushes first. Think about it.

Danny · 04-15-2010, 04:13 PM

PUSH BIG WANG BUTTON

Danny · 04-15-2010, 04:13 PM

BRING IT ON!!!!

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 04:14 PM

NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!

Poli · 04-15-2010, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny

PUSH BIG WANG BUTTON

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 04:17 PM

Everyone looks up, as a grinding noise is heard from above. A panel slides back, revealing a hole in the ceiling above the Big Bang Theory.

Uh oh.

PurdueBrad · 04-15-2010, 04:18 PM

Drop me in there, I'll teach those f-ers a lesson.

PurdueBrad · 04-15-2010, 04:19 PM

Please drop Lorena Bobbitt in on Danny's head.

PurdueBrad · 04-15-2010, 04:19 PM

No Wang Theory

Danny · 04-15-2010, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

Drop me in there, I'll teach those f-ers a lesson.

This room is for Big Wang, not Little Wang

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 04:20 PM

From above falls a large pale green mass of a gelatin-like substance.

But this one moves.

"Oh shit! An Ocre Jelly" says Darth, as he begins to chant a spell.

The Jelly falls to the ground with a splat and lunges at Danny.

PurdueBrad · 04-15-2010, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny

This room is for Big Wang, not Little Wang

Actually, the way I read your team name, you can only theorize about Big Wangs because you have no experience having one.

The Jackal · 04-15-2010, 04:21 PM

Death to Hurc!

Danny · 04-15-2010, 04:21 PM

Ah, Ocre Jelly, we meet again, I am going to go Bill Cosby on your ass.

PurdueBrad · 04-15-2010, 04:22 PM

HURC SMASHED

Darth Vilus · 04-15-2010, 04:23 PM

that's what he get's. if u watched any Horror movie you know not to push the button. Oh well, let me work my magic

Danny · 04-15-2010, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PurdueBrad

Actually, the way I read your team name, you can only theorize about Big Wangs because you have no experience having one.

You come here and I show you how to turn a theory into a law!

hoopsguy · 04-15-2010, 04:23 PM

PUSH BIG WANG BUTTON

PurdueBrad · 04-15-2010, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Vilus

that's what he get's. if u watched any Horror movie you know not to push the button. Oh well, let me work my magic

Jar-Jar, you gotta keep your guy on a shorter leash.

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 04:23 PM

But then the Jelly slowly dissipates.

"Got ya!"

The Jelly illusion fades and is replaces with a vial of sparkling liquid. You have no idea what it does.

The crowd goes nuts! They cheer the bravery of Danny and the rest of Big Wang.

PurdueBrad · 04-15-2010, 04:23 PM

Good call Hoops and I know exactly what you're thinking.

Danny · 04-15-2010, 04:25 PM

*Hunc acknowledges the cheers and plays to the crowd*

Darth Vilus · 04-15-2010, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

But then the Jelly slowly dissipates.

"Got ya!"

The Jelly illusion fades and is replaces with a vial of sparkling liquid. You have no idea what it does.

The crowd goes nuts! They cheer the bravery of Danny and the rest of Big Wang.

Guess i spoke to soon

Darth Vilus · 04-15-2010, 04:25 PM

Danny · 04-15-2010, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hoopsguy

PUSH BIG WANG BUTTON

Oh yeah, Bring it!

Darth Vilus · 04-15-2010, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny

*Hunc acknowledges the cheers and plays to the crowd*

strike a few poses!

PurdueBrad · 04-15-2010, 04:28 PM

Are there any other teams that have the balls to push the button? No, didn't think so.

The Jackal · 04-15-2010, 04:28 PM

Want some more?!

The Jackal · 04-15-2010, 04:28 PM

PUSH BIG WANG BUTTON

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 04:28 PM

And just as Big Wang begin to celebrate, a fine mist begins to rain down from the hole above. It stings to the touch. All of Big Bang begins to move more slowly. You struggle to break free of the effects, but cannot.

Danny · 04-15-2010, 04:30 PM

HAHA, that still won't stop us, keep bringing it!

PurdueBrad · 04-15-2010, 04:30 PM

The Al Gore attack: Acid rain bitches!

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 04:31 PM

Slowly, slowly, Big Bang tries to ready their weapons as 3 large hairy spiders slide down a fine web from the hole in the ceiling. Than land on the ground and size up their weakened prey.

Danny · 04-15-2010, 04:31 PM

You need any help you can get that's for sure. Not surprising you evil teams have no honor or bravery

Darth Vilus · 04-15-2010, 04:32 PM

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

The Jackal · 04-15-2010, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny

You need any help you can get that's for sure. Not surprising you evil teams have no honor or bravery

I knew a girl named honor once, I think CR had his way with her

Darth Vilus · 04-15-2010, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

Slowly, slowly, Big Bang tries to ready their weapons as 3 large hairy spiders slide down a fine web from the hole in the ceiling. Than land on the ground and size up their weakened prey.

"Ive faced worse believe me! You've never heard Hunc sing in the shower!"

PurdueBrad · 04-15-2010, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jackal

PUSH BIG WANG BUTTON

My desire to make a Jackal-ka-bob has waned some. I can't and won't compliment you for this but I do look forward to the result.

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 04:36 PM

Each spider makes a quick attack on a Big Bang team member.

Darth is hit. A fang attack grazes him.

Danny is hit - critically. Ouch! Poison from the spider is injected into his bloodstream.

A hit on Autumn as well.

Can they free themselves of their slow effects in time to survive?

PurdueBrad · 04-15-2010, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KWhit

Each spider makes a quick attack on a Big Bang team member.

Darth is hit. A fang attack grazes him.

Danny is hit - critically. Ouch! Poison from the spider is injected into his bloodstream.

A hit on Autumn as well.

Can they free themselves of their slow effects in time to survive?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Vilus

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

The Jackal · 04-15-2010, 04:38 PM

I'm pretty entertained, how about you crowd?

J23 · 04-15-2010, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny

Not surprising you evil teams have no honor or bravery

There's a difference between bravery and stupidity, which perhaps you'll learn shortly.

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 04:41 PM

Darth is able to make an attack. He sends a magic missile into the spider's chest. "Feel the burn!" he slurs.

The spider attacks Darth and hits again. He's hurting.

Danny is also able to get an attack off. Critical Hit! He slices the spider with his sword.

But the spider is still after him. It attacks. Miss.

Autumn is still unable to shake the effects of the mist, but the spider attacking him misses.

Danny · 04-15-2010, 04:43 PM

Now the spider feels my poison in his blood!

Darth Vilus · 04-15-2010, 04:43 PM

"COME ON YOU EIGHT-LEGGED BEASTS!!! YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!!!"

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 04:44 PM

Darth uses his staff and hits for some more damage. The spider hits again, this time unleashing a poison attack into him. Darth is now poisoned as well. He is nearing unconsciousness.

Danny is unable to attack this round. The spider hits.

Autumn is still too slow to attack. But the spider hits him.

Darth Vilus · 04-15-2010, 04:47 PM

Autumn!!! Pull your weight!

KWhit · 04-15-2010, 04:47 PM

Darth uses a healing potion. It brings his HP up, but he is still poisoned. The spider hits again! Don't they ever miss?

Danny hits his spider - a glancing blow. The spider misses.

Autumn misses. But the spider hits critically. Autumn is poisoned as well.

hoopsguy · 04-15-2010, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth Vilus

Autumn!!! Pull your weight!

I love it when so-called heroes disintegrate before our eyes.

Darth Vilus · 04-15-2010, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hoopsguy

I love it when so-called heroes disintegrate before our eyes.

It's called tough love, Heels wouldn't know anything about it

04-15-2010, 04:23 PM	#216
Darth Vilus College Benchwarmer Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: SoCal	that's what he get's. if u watched any Horror movie you know not to push the button. Oh well, let me work my magic __________________ "Two there should be; no more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it." ―Darth Bane "Tell me what you regard as your greatest strength, so I will know how best to undermine you; tell me of your greatest fear, so I will know which I must force you to face; tell me what you cherish most, so I will know what to take from you; and tell me what you crave, so that I might deny you…" ―Darth Plagueis the Wise

04-15-2010, 04:25 PM	#224
Darth Vilus College Benchwarmer Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: SoCal	too __________________ "Two there should be; no more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it.*" ―Darth Bane "Tell me what you regard as your greatest strength, so I will know how best to undermine you; tell me of your greatest fear, so I will know which I must force you to face; tell me what you cherish most, so I will know what to take from you; and tell me what you crave, so that I might deny you…" ―Darth Plagueis the Wise

04-15-2010, 04:32 PM	#235
Darth Vilus College Benchwarmer Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: SoCal	ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! __________________ "Two there should be; no more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it." ―Darth Bane "Tell me what you regard as your greatest strength, so I will know how best to undermine you; tell me of your greatest fear, so I will know which I must force you to face; tell me what you cherish most, so I will know what to take from you; and tell me what you crave, so that I might deny you…" ―Darth Plagueis the Wise

04-15-2010, 04:43 PM	#245
Darth Vilus College Benchwarmer Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: SoCal	"COME ON YOU EIGHT-LEGGED BEASTS!!! YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!!!" __________________ "Two there should be; no more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it." ―Darth Bane "Tell me what you regard as your greatest strength, so I will know how best to undermine you; tell me of your greatest fear, so I will know which I must force you to face; tell me what you cherish most, so I will know what to take from you; and tell me what you crave, so that I might deny you…" ―Darth Plagueis the Wise

04-15-2010, 04:44 PM	#246
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Darth uses his staff and hits for some more damage. The spider hits again, this time unleashing a poison attack into him. Darth is now poisoned as well. He is nearing unconsciousness. Danny is unable to attack this round. The spider hits. Autumn is still too slow to attack. But the spider hits him. Last edited by KWhit : 04-15-2010 at 04:45 PM.

04-15-2010, 04:12 PM	#201
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	I wish SOMEBODY would push a button. We're all getting tired of waiting, aren't we? The crowd screams in agreement. In fact, I think I'll make it a little more interesting. I have a little present here for the team that pushes first. Think about it.

04-15-2010, 04:13 PM	#202
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	PUSH BIG WANG BUTTON

04-15-2010, 04:13 PM	#203
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	BRING IT ON!!!!

04-15-2010, 04:14 PM	#204
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!

04-15-2010, 04:17 PM	#206
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Everyone looks up, as a grinding noise is heard from above. A panel slides back, revealing a hole in the ceiling above the Big Bang Theory. Uh oh.

04-15-2010, 04:18 PM	#207
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	Drop me in there, I'll teach those f-ers a lesson.

04-15-2010, 04:19 PM	#208
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	Please drop Lorena Bobbitt in on Danny's head.

04-15-2010, 04:19 PM	#209
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	No Wang Theory

04-15-2010, 04:20 PM	#211
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	From above falls a large pale green mass of a gelatin-like substance. But this one moves. "Oh shit! An Ocre Jelly" says Darth, as he begins to chant a spell. The Jelly falls to the ground with a splat and lunges at Danny.

04-15-2010, 04:21 PM	#213
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	Death to Hurc!

04-15-2010, 04:21 PM	#214
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	Ah, Ocre Jelly, we meet again, I am going to go Bill Cosby on your ass.

04-15-2010, 04:22 PM	#215
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	HURC SMASHED

04-15-2010, 04:23 PM	#218
hoopsguy General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago	PUSH BIG WANG BUTTON

04-15-2010, 04:23 PM	#220
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	But then the Jelly slowly dissipates. "Got ya!" The Jelly illusion fades and is replaces with a vial of sparkling liquid. You have no idea what it does. The crowd goes nuts! They cheer the bravery of Danny and the rest of Big Wang.

04-15-2010, 04:23 PM	#221
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	Good call Hoops and I know exactly what you're thinking.

04-15-2010, 04:25 PM	#222
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	Hunc acknowledges the cheers and plays to the crowd

04-15-2010, 04:28 PM	#227
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	Are there any other teams that have the balls to push the button? No, didn't think so.

04-15-2010, 04:28 PM	#228
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	Want some more?!

04-15-2010, 04:28 PM	#229
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	PUSH BIG WANG BUTTON

04-15-2010, 04:28 PM	#230
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	And just as Big Wang begin to celebrate, a fine mist begins to rain down from the hole above. It stings to the touch. All of Big Bang begins to move more slowly. You struggle to break free of the effects, but cannot.

04-15-2010, 04:30 PM	#231
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	HAHA, that still won't stop us, keep bringing it!

04-15-2010, 04:30 PM	#232
PurdueBrad Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: DeKalb, IL	The Al Gore attack: Acid rain bitches!

04-15-2010, 04:31 PM	#233
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Slowly, slowly, Big Bang tries to ready their weapons as 3 large hairy spiders slide down a fine web from the hole in the ceiling. Than land on the ground and size up their weakened prey.

04-15-2010, 04:31 PM	#234
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	You need any help you can get that's for sure. Not surprising you evil teams have no honor or bravery

04-15-2010, 04:36 PM	#239
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Each spider makes a quick attack on a Big Bang team member. Darth is hit. A fang attack grazes him. Danny is hit - critically. Ouch! Poison from the spider is injected into his bloodstream. A hit on Autumn as well. Can they free themselves of their slow effects in time to survive?

04-15-2010, 04:38 PM	#241
The Jackal Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: New Hampshire	I'm pretty entertained, how about you crowd?

04-15-2010, 04:41 PM	#243
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Darth is able to make an attack. He sends a magic missile into the spider's chest. "Feel the burn!" he slurs. The spider attacks Darth and hits again. He's hurting. Danny is also able to get an attack off. Critical Hit! He slices the spider with his sword. But the spider is still after him. It attacks. Miss. Autumn is still unable to shake the effects of the mist, but the spider attacking him misses.

04-15-2010, 04:43 PM	#244
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	Now the spider feels my poison in his blood!

04-15-2010, 04:47 PM	#247
Darth Vilus College Benchwarmer Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: SoCal	Autumn!!! Pull your weight! __________________ "Two there should be; no more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it." ―Darth Bane "Tell me what you regard as your greatest strength, so I will know how best to undermine you; tell me of your greatest fear, so I will know which I must force you to face; tell me what you cherish most, so I will know what to take from you; and tell me what you crave, so that I might deny you…" ―Darth Plagueis the Wise

04-15-2010, 04:47 PM	#248
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Darth uses a healing potion. It brings his HP up, but he is still poisoned. The spider hits again! Don't they ever miss? Danny hits his spider - a glancing blow. The spider misses. Autumn misses. But the spider hits critically. Autumn is poisoned as well.