FOFC WRESTLING: The relaunch of ZFL wrestling

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by bertogarce
I went back and read some of the cards again, this is really great stuff! I'm glad to be part of it. Even if I'm on something of a losing streak as a singles wrestler lately. Things are going to change come the tag-team tournament!

Um, the tag team tournament already started with the latest show.

[DolphinFan1]

New Show for Friday Night Fury on Website.

Also, new interview with Revrew. Check it out.

I will post the show here when I have time.

[bertogarce]

Yes, the tag-team tournament started with the last show (Tuesday), but The Badasses didn't have a match. We had a bye. I lost another singles match on that card instead.

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by bertogarce
Yes, the tag-team tournament started with the last show (Tuesday), but The Badasses didn't have a match. We had a bye. I lost another singles match on that card instead.

Bertogarce, Sorry forgot about that. I get my shows mixed up now and then.

The new show is on the website. What do you think of the tension between the two top face tag teams, The Badasses and Legal Narcotics.

What's going to happen in the WarGames match at Tuesday Tough Love? Who knows?

[JeeberD]

Man, things are getting very, very interesting. Did we actually beat down LN? I'm thinking it was more likely Flamebeard's Followers...

[DolphinFan1]

For those who haven't seen the latest show yet on the website. Here it is.



*****Friday Night Fury*****
*****June 9, 2006*****

We start out our broadcast by going to our announcers Chris English and Jerry Straus.

English: Welcome everyone to our 2nd ever Friday Night Fury. Well Jerry, we have a little change in the card tonight as was announced on Tuesday Tough Love. But we still have a great show lined up tonight.
Straus: Yes we do. We won’t have the War Games match, but we do have the 2nd round of the Tag Team Tournament.
English: Also on the card, Legal Narcotics will be in Piper’s Pit. And as we saw on Tuesday, there seems to be a little tension between them and the Badasses.
Straus: Yes, and they had better get their act together before Tuesday’s War Games match or they are going to find themselves on the losing end.
English: We have a big main event tonight. Inside a steel cage we have a heavyweight tag team match. Raven and Erik Watts have challenged Barry Windham and CW Anderson. Well, let’s get to the ring. Our 1st match is about to start. Noop and Swaggs have challenged Primelord and Shorty after what they saw on Tuesday when Primelord and Shorty attacked Gold. Plus both teams are trying to climb their way back up the tag team ladder.

Noop and Swaggs vs Primelord and Shorty.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Hard back suplex on Swaggs. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Shorty crushes Swaggs with a running senton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Primelord. Primelord \ Shorty whip Swaggs into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Flying elbow from Primelord connects. There's a two count on the pin. Primelord connects with a back heel kick on Swaggs and gets back up quickly. Primelord goes for a splash but Swaggs puts the knees up. Primelord walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Swaggs tags out to Noop. Flying elbow from Noop, grazing the target slightly. Flying elbow off the top rope by Noop, getting as close to zero air as possible. Noop gets taken down out of nowhere! Tag between Primelord and Shorty. Noop takes a NICE hurrancarana from Shorty. Noop walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Shorty strikes Noop. Noop ducks a wild right hand. Flying elbow off the top rope by Noop, getting as close to zero air as possible.Chief \ Tekneek come running down the aisle with chairs! Shorty and Noop continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Chief Rum slides in and blasts Noop with a chair to the head! Chief climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Shorty drives Noop into the corner. Super Frankensteiner, forget about it. 1....2...3! A second referee is here...and is telling the first referee about the run in that happened behind his back. The referee reverses the decision, he is disqualifying Shorty for outside interference! Primelord \ Shorty don't look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward to attack Chief \ Tekneek, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends.

Winners: Noop and Swaggs by DQ.

English: I’m glad someone saw that interference.
Straus: That’s not right. The 1st referee’s decision should be final.
English: Chief and Tekneek didn’t make any friends by interfering there. Shorty and Primelord are a little upset with them.
Straus: They shouldn’t be. Chief and Tekneek were trying to help them.

English and Straus are interrupted by the music of Double K who come to the ring

Kodos: In case you all don’t know it, Larry Zbysko isn’t here tonight. He’s had a little accident.
Katon: Well, it wasn’t really an accident.

English: What are these guys talking about?

Kodos: Larry, you are sitting at home right now with a broken leg that we gave you.

English: Oh my God!

Katon: We hired you to help us become better tag team wrestlers. But all you’ve done is cost us matches. We are through with you. We don’t need anyone. From now on we will take care of business ourselves.
Kodos: And in case anyone has any doubts about us doing that. Just call Larry and ask him.

Katon gained 3 points of overness from this segment. Kodos gained 1 point of overness from this segment.

English: I had heard rumors about Larry being hurt. I just had no idea that those guys were behind it.
Straus: Good for them. Double K are way too talented to need anyone. Zbysko just was in the way.
English: I think when Larry comes back, he will want to have a little chat with Double K. Up next is the 1st of two second round matches in the tag team tournament. The winners of each match will face each other at June’s PPV, Summer Bash for the Tag Team Titles.

The Badasses vs NevStar and The Afoci.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Afoci hits a dropkick on Bertogarce and gets right back up. Bertogarce once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Bertogarce hits a dropkick on The Afoci and gets right back up. Tag between Bertogarce and JeeberD. Second rope flying axe handle, Afoci goes down. One day, Jeeber might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Spin kick by JeeberD to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. The Afoci comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Afoci uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Afoci tags out to NevStar. NevStar hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Second rope flying axe handle, Jeeber goes down. One day, NevStar might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Jeeber flips out of a NevStar bodyslam attempt. Implant DDT by JeeberD! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Jeeber tags out to Bertogarce. Vicious kick to the teeth from Bertogarce. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Hard back suplex on NevStar. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. NevStar is all alone...Bad Ass Bomb!! 1....2....3!

Winners: The Badasses move on to the finals for the Tag Team Titles.

English: What a big win for the Badasses.
Straus: I just couldn’t get into that match. Now, this next match I’m ready for. Chief Rum and Tekneek are going to beat the team of Legal Narcotics and then move on to take the titles at Summer Bash.
English: We shall see.

Legal Narcotics vs Chief Rum and Tekneek.

Match Background: Coffee Warlord is the reigning FOFC Lightweight champion, and has been since 20 May 2006.

The Match: Tekneek hits a spinning back kick. All those spinning kicks look alike, don't they. Tekneek gets taken down out of nowhere! Flying shoulder tackle by Coffee sends Tekneek CRASHING to the mat. Coffee tags out to Smokin' Warlord. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Implant DDT by Smokin' Warlord! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Tekneek avoids a Smokin' Warlord avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Flying elbow from Tekneek, grazing the target slightly. Tekneek tags out to Chief Rum. Chief Rum kicks the leg, knocks Smokin' down, and goes to work on it. Chief Rum hits a rolling kick on Smokin'. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Smokin' backdrops Chief Rum out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Smokin' Warlord. Second rope flying axe handle, Chief goes down. One day, Smokin' might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Tag to Coffee Warlord. Coffee Warlord scores with a big spinebuster. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Bodyslam by Coffee. Legal Narcotics have Chief Rum to themselves. Overdose! 1....2....3! It's over.

Winners: Legal Narcotics move on to face the Badasses at Summer Bash for the Tag Team Titles.

English: That win by Legal Narcotics certainly makes the War Games match on Tuesday interesting.
Straus: Yes, how are they going to get along knowing that they are facing each other for the Tag Team Titles at Summer Bash?
English: I don’t know, but maybe we’ll find out later tonight when Legal Narcotics are in Piper’s Pit.

English and Straus are interrupted by the music of Illinifan who comes to the ring.

Illinifan: Revrew, are you still at home nursing your arm? You poor thing. I can’t wait for you to get back so I can take care of the other arm. Enough about that little wimp. I came out here to issue a challenge. Quicksand, you and I have to go again. One more time, one on one. If you have the guts.

The music of Erik Flamebeard hits and he comes to the ring.

Flamebeard: Illinifan, that’s a good idea. But let’s make it interesting. You and Quicksand will face each other right here tonight. The winner gets a TV Title shot on Tuesday Tough Love. Oh and one more thing, it will be an Iron Man Match so no one can claim a cheap victory. You’ll just have to cheat more than once in the same night.

Flamebeard says as he walks away laughing. Illinifan follows smiling.

English: Wow! Another match added tonight. It should be a good one. Up next is the Television Title match. Sachmo is defending against a former champ in Swaggs. Swaggs won a match vs. Tekneek on Tuesday to qualify for this shot.

Sachmo vs Swaggs.

Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Television title. Sachmo has been FOFC Television champion since 23 May 2006.

The Match: Sachmo hits a dropkick on Swaggs and gets right back up. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flying reverse elbow by Sachmo. There's a two count on the pin. Swaggs reverses a hip toss. Swaggs hits a dropkick on Sachmo and gets right back up. Lightning kick by Swaggs on Sachmo. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Sachmo is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. SUPER frankensteiner on Swaggs, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Covers for a quick two count. Swaggs kicks Sachmo in the gut to reverse the momentum. DDT from the top rope by Swaggs. That looked KILLER. Sachmo can barely stand. X-Buster! 1....2....3. Sachmo gives a murderous look toward Swaggs...and attacks! Swaggs gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Sachmo picks him up...and launches him over the top rope to the outside. A small measure of revenge has been taken.

Winner: Swaggs wins and reclaims the TV Title, but pays the price after.

English: Swaggs is once again the Television Champ and Sachmo is a sore loser.
Straus: Sachmo should have won that match. He has more talent.
English: It’s time for Piper’s Pit. This should be interesting as Piper’s guests tonight are Legal Narcotics.

Roddy Piper comes to the ring to the sound of bagpipes.

Piper: Welcome everyone. Are you all having a good time tonight? Well, right now I have two interesting guests. They just won a match to put them in the Tag Team Title match at Summer Bash. Please welcome, Coffee and Smokin’ Warlord, Legal Narcotics.

The crowd picks up and cheers as Coffee and Smokin’ come down to their music.

Piper: Gentlemen, let’s get right to business. You just won a match against Chief Rum and Tekneek to advance to the Tag Team Title match at Summer Bash. But you will be facing a team who will be your tag partners at Tuesday Tough Love in the War Games match. Lately there seems to be a little tension between you and the Badasses. Can you guys function as a unit on Tuesday?
Coffee: Piper, let me tell you this. We will do what has to be done to win in the War Games match. As for our partners, we will beat them at Summer Bash to become the Tag Team Champions.
Piper: Many people are questioning how you won your match vs. JeeberD last Tuesday. Why would you accept Darkiller’s help?
Coffee: I didn’t accept Darkiller’s help. I never asked for him to come down to help me. Like I told Jeeber, I saw an opportunity and took it. If it was him, he would have done the same thing.
Piper: Smokin’, what do you think about your partner’s explanation?
Smokin’: What’s your problem Piper? You’re just trying to stir things up like always. Coffee told you he didn’t ask for help. What don’t you understand? If Jeeber and Bertogarce can’t accept that, then that’s their problem.

The music of the Badasses start and they come to the ring.

Straus: Maybe we’ll find out what the Badasses think about all this.

Jeeber: Coffee, I don’t believe you. I think you knew all along about Darkiller coming to the ring. You wanted your precious rematch with him at the PPV.
Coffee: Jeeber, I didn’t need his help. I could have beaten you all by myself.
Jeeber: If that’s true, then let’s go again. You and me, one on one right here next week.
Coffee: Why should I give you another shot?
Piper: Guys, what I want to know is, how are you all going to get along in the War Games match?
Smokin’: Piper, shut up! Jeeber, I’ll tell you what. Next Friday right here, I will face you one on one. If you beat me, then Coffee will give you another title shot the following Tuesday. If that’s ok with Coffee.

Coffee nods his head yes.

Jeeber: Fine, after I beat you, I will take Coffee’s title and go on to the PPV as Champ. And as for Tuesday in the War Games match, we’ll be there backing you up. I hope you will do the same.
Coffee: Don’t you worry about us. Flamebeard’s Followers are going down whether you are with us or not.

The Badasses leave the ring.

Coffee: Piper, did you get what you wanted? I hope so, because this interview is over.

Coffee and Smokin’ start to leave the ring. Before they can get there, Piper hits Coffee over the head with the microphone. Smokin’ turns to go after Piper, but as he does he is jumped by Darkiller and Digamma. It is now a three on two assault with Piper helping out. The Badasses are at the entranceway just looking on. But they don’t come to help. Legal Narcotics are left down in the ring.

English: Why didn’t the Badasses come to help? These guys are partners on Tuesday.
Straus: Coffee said he didn’t need anyone’s help.
English: These guys had better get their act together fast. Up next is a one on one contest made earlier in the night. Illinifan and Quicksand will be fighting in an Iron Man match with the winner getting a Television Title match on Tuesday.

Illinifan vs Quicksand.

Match Background: This will be an iron man bout.

The Match: FIRST FALL: Illinifan just WAFFLES Quicksand with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Flying elbow from Illinifan connects. Hooks the leg for a two count. Quicksand pushes out of a Illinifan hold. Quicksand hits a rolling kick on Illinifan. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Standing leg lariat by Quicksand on Illinifan. Quicksand hits a rolling kick on Illinifan. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Illinifan counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Super kick by Illinifan. ONE...TWO...THREE. Illinifan defeats Quicksand. SECOND FALL Quicksand walks into a high dropkick from Illinifan, almost losing several teeth in the process. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Quicksand goes down. Illinifan gets up and gives a Belly to belly suplex to Illinifan. Covers for a quick two count. Quicksand takes a flying neckbreaker from Illinifan. There's a two count on the pin. Quicksand pushes out of a Illinifan hold. Spinning back kick from Quicksand. There's a two count on the pin. Quicksand crushes Illinifan with a running senton. Illinifan powers out of a Quicksand headlock. DDT from the top rope by Illinifan. That looked KILLER. Quicksand hooks up a suplex, but it is blocked.Illinifan scores with a low blow, then turns it into a small package! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! 1...2...3! Quicksand got screwed out of the victory! END OF BOUT.

Winner: Illinifan convincingly defeats Quicksand 2-0 to earn a TV Title shot.

Straus: Well, Quicksand has nothing to complain about. He lost 2-0.
English: Illinifan cheated on his second victory. But I have to agree, he dominated Quicksand. Up next is our main event. It is a tag team cage match between Barry Windham and CW Anderson vs. Erik Watts and Raven. Raven and Windham will be facing each other one more time at Summer Bash for the Heavyweight Title.

Barry Windham and CW Anderson vs Erik Watts and Raven.

Match Background: This will be a cage bout. Windham and Raven have been feuding for quite some time now. Barry Windham is the reigning FOFC Heavyweight champion, and has been since 22 April 2006.

The Match: Erik Watts takes a right hand to the temple from Windham. Flying shoulder tackle by Raven sends CW CRASHING to the mat. Raven drives CW into the cage side. Watts blocks a kick from Barry Windham. Raven scoops up Windham. Watts bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Spinebuster by CW Anderson. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Raven by CW. Remember when that was a legit finish? Windham \ CW whip Raven into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Barry Windham launches Watts into the cage wall. Erik Watts can barely stand. Here it comes - Lariat. Raven can barely stand. Spinebuster! Windham \ CW escape the cage for the win. Windham \ CW rush forward to attack! Raven \ Watts get caught by surprise and brutally beaten down to the canvas.

Winners: Windham and Anderson.

English: That’s definitely a momentum booster for Windham going into Summer Bash in 3 weeks.
Straus: Windham doesn’t need it, he has Raven’s number.
English: I understand there is some commotion going on backstage.


We cut to the backstage area where a crowd is forming around Legal Narcotics who are on the ground. The medics are talking about what happened. No one saw who did it. But one said they saw the Badasses in the area.

English: I can’t believe that Jeeber or Bertogarce would do that.
Straus: I can.
English: It must be a set up. Anyway, we will have to find out next week as we are out of time. Good night everyone.

FOFC Lightweight Champion: Coffee Warlord.
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Barry Windham.
FOFC Television Champion: Swaggs is the new champ.
FOFC Hardcore Champion: Digamma.
FOFC Tag Team Champions: Titles are vacant.

We had an overall rating of 67% for the show.
We had a .75 TV rating.
Attendance: 515.
Match of the night: TV Title match: Swaggs vs. Sachmo: 80%.

[Coffee Warlord]

Methinks the one, the only, the Coffee Warlord is beginning his slow turn to the evil side.

All the better. Give me free reign to beat down anyone and everyone who fails to show the proper respect due your champion.

[JeeberD]

I don't know about that. It seems like The Badasses are the ones being the assholes here.

The next show should be really interesting...

[bertogarce]

Things are getting quite interesting!!! Can't wait to see what happens with the fragile Baddasses/Legal Narcotics alliance at War Games.

[DolphinFan1]

UPDATE: I hold in my hand a draft report of the next Tuesday Tough Love with the War Games match. Unfortunately I will be working 12 hours tonight so I will have to upload it on Friday. But stay tuned. Sometime Friday, one way or another, War Games will happen. Plus I wanted to take my time and make sure it beats RAW or Smackdown. Real wrestling sucks.

[Swaggs]

Swaggs and the TV title go hand in hand.

[Marmel]

Originally posted by Swaggs
Swaggs and a microscopic penis go hand in hand.

[DolphinFan1]

Sorry, guys. A little delay in the next show. I'm still writing it up. Taking longer than I thought. Need to flesh it out. Plus the match isn't very drawn out. Probably up sometime this weekend. Sorry again.

[JeeberD]

Originally posted by DolphinFan1
Plus the match isn't very drawn out.

Good to see The Badasses dominating....

[DolphinFan1]

Here it is. Tuesday Tough Love with the War Games match. Sorry it took so long, but I wanted a good build up. You'll have to read the whole show to get the full effect of the War Games match. Enjoy the show. Feedback welcome on how you liked or disliked it.




*****Tuesday Tough Love*****
*****June 13, 2006*****

We kick off our show by going straight to the ring where Co-Commissioner Gold is waiting with a mic.

Gold: Welcome everyone to a very special Tuesday Tough Love. We have a great show lined up for you tonight. You all know about the War Games match scheduled for our main event. We will also be having interviews with all the participants in that match later tonight. But I came out here for one reason and one reason only. Last week, Primelord and Shorty decided to barge into my office and demand to know why they weren’t on the show. When they didn’t like my answer, they proceeded to attack me. Well, I am still Co-Commissioner and as long as I am, I can and will decide who is on the show or not. Now because of your little attack, I have to send a message. We can’t have wrestlers taking matters into their own hands attacking anyone they want. So, right here tonight we will see Primelord and Shorty compete in a match against Chief Rum and Tekneek. Since you seem to be having problems lately, you can fight it out in the ring. Oh and by the way, Primelord and Shorty, if you lose this match you are both suspended until further notice. Good luck. Enjoy the show everybody.

Page: Welcome everyone to Tuesday Tough Love. What a way to kick off the show Bobby. Gold is sending a message to the locker room.
Heenan: He certainly is. Primelord and Shorty were out of line last week. They should be on the show, but I don’t agree with attacking non-wrestlers.
Page: You’re singing a different tune this week.
Heenan: I just don’t want them coming after me next.
Page: It’s time to go to the ring for our 1st match. We have two heavyweights trying to move up the ladder.

CW Anderson vs Doug Williams.

Match Background: None.

The Match: CW Anderson hits some punches. How generic. CW Anderson connects with rights and lefts and Doug Williams is down! Flying shoulder tackle by CW sends Doug CRASHING to the mat. CW Anderson with a spinning neckbreaker on Doug. Doug powers out of a headlock. BAAACK Body drop by CW gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Spear by Doug Williams. Hooks the leg for a two count. CW Anderson is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Nice piledriver on Doug. There's a two count on the pin. CW Anderson scores with a big spinebuster. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Doug Williams is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. CW gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Doug! CW flips out of a Doug Williams bodyslam attempt. BIG clothesline on Doug. Doug Williams slams CW, who rolls onto his stomach. What is CW Anderson doing? Doug Williams picks him up and signals for a powerbomb. He raises CW up...but then falls backward, getting crushed by his opponent in the process! CW Anderson is on top! 1....2....3! Looking at the replay, it appears that CW had taken a chain out of his tights and wrapped it around his fist! Doug Williams must have been punched with that chain while in mid-powerbomb! What a cheap shot!

Winner: CW Anderson.

Page: Let’s go now to my colleague, Bobby Heenan who is heading to the ring to interview Legal Narcotics.

Heenan: Thank you Page. Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight is a monumental night for FOFC Wrestling. Right here tonight in our main event you will see 8 guys beat the hell out of each other in a War Games match. It is one of the most brutal matches ever. Right now I am going to speak with 2 of those participants. Please welcome, Legal Narcotics.

The crowd explodes as Coffee and Smokin’ Warlord come to the ring.

Hennan: Gentlemen, welcome. I wanted to start by asking you Coffee a question. Do you know who attacked you and Smokin’ last Friday? We heard it was the Badasses.
Coffee: No we don’t know who attacked us. If it was the Badasses, they had better watch their backs.
Heenan: You are teaming with the Badasses later in our main event. A lot is on the line as the winner of War Games gets a title shot and the match of his choosing. Can you trust JeeberD and Bertogarce.
Smokin’: Let me tell you something. Jeeber and Bertogarce don’t have to worry about us in that match. We understand the concept of team. As for us trusting the Badasses...

The music of the Badasses interrupt Smokin’ and Jeeber and Bertogarce come to the ring with a purpose.

JeeberD: Coffee and Smokin’, we had nothing to do with the attack on you two last week.
Coffee: I don’t know whether to believe you or not. But get this through your head. If you screw us, you are signing your death warrant.
Bertogarce: Is that a threat?
Smokin’: To borrow a phrase from Noop, “That’s not a threat, that’s a promise.”
Jeeber: You know what, I just thought of something. This is exactly what Flamebeard and his cronies want. Us at each other’s throats. They were probably behind the whole thing.

Coffee and Smokin’ look at each other.

Coffee: You know Jeeber, you’re probably right. How could we have been so stupid? Let’s forget about all this nonsense and focus on the task at hand. Ending the reign of Flamebeard’s Followers.

Coffee, Smokin’, Jeeber and Bertogarce shake hands and leave the ring.

Heenan: Well, it looks like everything is ok here, back to you Dallas.
Page: That’s great. Except something doesn’t seem right about that. But maybe they have worked out their differences and can take care of Flamebeard and his loser friends. It’s time for our next match. This is the match Co-Commissioner Gold made earlier tonight. Primelord and Shorty are facing Chief Rum and Tekneek and if they lose, they are suspended.

Chief Rum and Tekneek vs Primelord and Shorty.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Chief Rum strikes Shorty. Chief uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! There's a two count on the pin. Chief tags out to Tekneek. Chief \ Tekneek hook up Shorty, then hit a double suplex. There's a two count on the pin. Flying elbow from Tekneek, grazing the target slightly. Shorty fights out of a grapple. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Tekneek is down! Covers for a quick two count. Tag to Primelord. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Tekneek is down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Primelord charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Tekneek hits an arm drag on Primelord, follows it up with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. Tekneek tags out to Chief Rum. Chief Rum kicks the leg, knocks Primelord down, and goes to work on it. Tag between Primelord and Shorty. Flying elbow from Chief Rum connects.Noop \ Swaggs come running down the aisle with chairs! Shorty and Chief Rum continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Noop slides in and blasts Chief Rum with a chair to the head! Noop climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Shorty moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Acid Attack. 1....2...3, it's finished. A second referee has come down...and is explaining to the first referee about the interference that just happened. The referee nods, then reverses the decision - he is disqualifying Shorty due to the run in! Primelord \ Shorty are upset because they realize that Noop and Swaggs have cost them this match and now they are suspended so they attack Noop \ Swaggs! After an exchange of blows, Noop and Swaggs are laid out in the ring.

Winners: Chief Rum and Tekneek

Following the match, the music of Erik Flamebeard hits and he comes to the ring.

Flamebeard: Just a minute. I know Gold made that last match a suspension match. But Primelord and Shorty lost because of Noop and Swaggs' interference. So for now, I am putting the suspension on hold. But on Friday Night Fury we will see a triple threat tag team match between Chief Rum and Tekneek vs. Noop and Swaggs vs. Primelord and Shorty. Just to make it interesting, the loser of that match is suspended. And if anyone interferes in that match, they will be fired.

Page: Wow! What do you think of that Bobby? Friday night someone will be suspended.
Heenan: Flamebeard should have just suspended Noop and Swaggs for interfering in the match.
Page: Up next is another heavyweight battle with two guys who battled in Japan.

Michael Modest vs Donovan Morgan.

Match Background: Modest knows Donovan very well as they both work for NOAH in Japan.

The Match: Flying shoulder tackle by Donovan sends Modest CRASHING to the mat. Tiger bomb by Donovan Morgan, which is nowhere near as cool as a botched Pedigree but gets the job done. Covers for a quick two count. Modest backdrops Donovan Morgan out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Michael Modest. Modest scoops and slams Donovan Morgan. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Modest. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Covers for a quick two count. Spear! Donovan is down! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Donovan tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. Donovan Morgan once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. BRAINBUSTAH~! by Donovan Morgan! Covers for a quick two count. Modest gets hit with SPLASH MOUNTAIN~! out of the corner! Pin, but Modest is out just before the three count. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Donovan. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Donovan Morgan snap suplexes Modest. Modest reverses a waistlock. Donovan gets caught with a short powerbomb from Modest. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Michael Modest just KILLS Donovan Morgan!Raven just slid into the ring out of nowhere! Donovan Morgan gets grabbed, and they start brawling. Modest takes some shots at Donovan as well. The referee, seeing the chaos, calls for a no contest ruling. Raven has grabbed a chair. Modest walks over...and gets floored with a hard shot. Donovan also takes a hard shot. Raven goes over and hits Modest and then Donovan one more time. Raven has laid everybody out!

Winner: No contest through interference.

Page: Well Heenan, looks like Raven is showing he can be vicious after all.
Heenan: It’s about time. It will certainly make their match at Summer Bash that much better.
Page: Wait! Raven is still in the ring with a mic.

Raven: Windham, I hope you were watching. I am tired of being Mr. Nice Guy. What I did to those two is nothing compared to what I will do to you at Summer Bash. Let’s make this match an inferno match. Enough fooling around. I want my title back. Come the PPV, I will burn you alive and take it from you. Quoth the Raven, Nevermore.

Heenan: That guy is strange.
Page: Hey, you said he should be more vicious. Up next is for the Television Title. Illinifan defeated Quicksand in an Iron Man Match on Friday Night Fury to get this shot.

Illinifan vs Swaggs.

Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Television title. Swaggs has been FOFC Television champion since 09 June 2006.

The Match: Hard back suplex on Illinifan. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Flying reverse elbow by Swaggs. Hooks the leg for a two count. Illinifan comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Illinifan connects with a back heel kick on Swaggs and gets back up quickly. Second rope flying axe handle, Swaggs goes down. One day, Illinifan might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tor-NADO DDT from Illinifan, Swaggs got planted! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Hard back suplex on Swaggs. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Swaggs elbows Illinifan in the face to break a hammerlock. Flying cross body off the top rope! Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger suplex on Illinifan. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Pin, but Illinifan is out just before the three count. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Swaggs just WAFFLES Illinifan with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Illinifan flips out of a Swaggs bodyslam attempt. Implant DDT by Illinifan! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Diamond Dust from Illinifan and Swaggs is out!The bell rings, and this match has come to a time limit draw. I don't think the fight has finished. Illinifan and Swaggs have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view.

Winner: Draw.

Page: Well, Illinifan got his chance and he couldn’t get it done.
Heenan: There shouldn’t be a time limit on Television Title Match.
Page: Oh, that makes sense. We have unlimited time for a show. Bobby, sometimes I wonder why anyone ever called you the brain. Here comes Flamebeard and his Followers. What does he want now?

Flamebeard: Legal Narcotics, I know you don’t believe that the Badasses could be the ones to attack you. But I have proof. We have a video of...let’s just roll the footage and let you decide.

A video is shown of the backstage area. As we get closer we see Coffee and Smokin’ Warlord on the ground with JeeberD and Bertogarce standing over them with a baseball bat in their hands. They look around and leave.

Flamebeard: There’s all the proof you need. The Badasses were behind the attack on you last week. Good luck in your match tonight.

Page: That can’t be! There must be some explanation.
Heenan: Like what? You saw the video.
Page: I know. I just am real disappointed in Jeeber and Bertogarce. But the show must go on. Up next is a match between Quicksand and Sachmo with the winner getting a Television Title shot on Friday Night Fury.

Quicksand vs Sachmo.

Match Background: None.

The Match: STIFF high kick on Sachmo by Quicksand. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Sachmo goes down. Quicksand uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Quicksand hits a dropkick on Sachmo and gets right back up. Quicksand gets taken down out of nowhere! Quicksand takes a flying neckbreaker from Sachmo. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Quicksand is down! Hooks the leg for a two count. Quicksand powers out of a headlock. Flying reverse elbow by Quicksand. Covers for a quick two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from Quicksand. Pin, but Sachmo is out just before the three count. Sachmo counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Sachmo just WAFFLES Quicksand with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Quicksand powers out of a headlock. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure.The two competitors end up fighting to the outside of the ring. The referee tells them to bring it back in, but neither of them are listening. The ref tries again, and again they keep brawling. The referee completes a ten count, ending the match in a double count out! I don't think the fight has finished. Quicksand and Sachmo have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view.

Winner: Draw, double count out.

Page: So, who is the number one contender to the TV Title?

Before Heenan can answer, the music of Co-Commissioner Gold hits and he comes to the entranceway.

Gold: Well, that was a number one contender’s match for the TV Title. But it was a double count out. Earlier we saw Illinifan and Swaggs fight for the title and it ended in a time limit draw. So, on Friday Night Fury we will see a 4 person elimination match for the TV Title between Illinifan, Sachmo, Quicksand and the Champion, Swaggs. There must be a winner.

Page: Wow! The Co-Commissioners are really busy tonight. What a great match added to Friday Night Fury.
Heenan: I hate to say it but I actually like a match Gold made.
Page: Will wonders never cease? I understand that NevStar and The Afoci have asked for some time to speak about something. Let’s go backstage.

The Afoci: Double K, we heard what you said you did to Larry Zbysko. Now we don’t like him very much, but now that he isn’t around we challenge you to a tag team match. We have some unfinished business. Without Zbysko to do your dirty work, you don’t stand a chance. We’ll be waiting in the ring.

Double K vs The Afoci and NevStar.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Katon hits a rolling kick on Afoci. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Katon crushes Afoci with a huge legdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Katon and Kodos. Double K hook up Afoci, then hit a double suplex. Spin kick by Kodos to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Hooks the leg for a two count. Kodos kicks the leg, knocks Afoci down, and goes to work on it. Afoci blocks a punch. Slingshot senton by Afoci, crushing the chest cavity of Kodos. Tag between The Afoci and NevStar. NevStar uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Lightning kick by NevStar on Kodos. Kodos counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Kodos tags out to Katon. Flying cross body off the top rope! Springboard dropkick from Katon. Nicely done. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Katon strikes NevStar. NevStar counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Lightning kick by NevStar on Katon. Katon whips NevStar into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! NevStar knocks Katon to the outside, then signals for the Infra-Red. He reaches out of the ring for Katon...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee looks up to see Katon sliding in and making the pinfall. The referee calls for the bell though! He's disqualifying Katon, he must have seen the ring bell shot! The match is over. The fight has started up again! Double K attacks Afoci \ NevStar, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting.


Winners: The Afoci and NevStar by DQ.

Page: What a great impromptu match. It’s too bad Double K had to ruin it. Let’s go backstage where our cameras have caught up to Legal Narcotics just before their War Games match.

A camera has caught up to Legal Narcotics as they burst into The Badasses’ locker room.

Coffee: Now what do you have to say! We just saw the video tape. I may not like Flamebeard, but we just saw proof.
Jeeber: Coffee, listen. We didn’t attack you. When we got there, you were already on the ground.
Smokin’: Then how do you explain the baseball bat in your hand?
Bertogarce: We picked it up and left to go after whoever attacked you. That’s what the medic saw when he said he saw us in the area. And that’ s when the camera picked us up.
Coffee: I find that hard to believe. We are not going to wrestle in the War Games match with guys who attacked us. We will meet in the ring, and we will get revenge for your cowardly act.
Jeeber: Coffee, you have go to believe us. We didn’t do it.

Co-Commissioner Gold comes into the Badasses locker room.

Gold: Listen up, all of you. I don’t care about your personal differences right now, put them aside. The fans came to see you kick Flamebeard’s Followers’ asses in a War Games Match. That match will take place. If you don’t wrestle, you will be fired.

With that Gold leaves a stunned Team Coffee. Coffee turns to the Badasses.

Coffee: We’ll see you in the ring.

Coffee and Smokin’ leave the Badasses locker room and we head back to Page and Heenan.

Page: Wow! There’s definitely some problems in that team.
Heenan: Well, they had better get their act together as War Games is almost ready to start.
Page: Before the match starts, I want to explain to the fans what a War Games match is. There are two rings with a steel cage around it. There is a coin toss to determine the 1st team to enter a participant. I understand that the toss has already taken place and Flamebeard’s Followers have won it. They will have the advantage. The match starts with one man from each team going into the cage for 5 minutes. Then every 2 minutes a person from the other team will enter. So, after the initial 5 minutes, Flamebeard’s Followers will have the 2 on 1 advantage and 3 on 2 and finally 4 on 3 until all eight men enter the cage. Then the match officially gets started and can end on a submission only. Remember that the special stipulation for this match, the winner gets a title shot of his choosing and whatever match he wants. It looks like we are ready to start.

Flamebeard's Followers vs Team Coffee.

Match Background: Flamebeard's Followers consists of Atatange, Tucker, Digamma, and Darkiller. Team Coffee consists of Coffee Warlord, Smokin' Warlord, Bertogarce, and JeeberD. Digamma and Smokin' have been feuding for quite some time now. This is a continuation of the Darkiller vs Coffee feud. The Badasses and Time and Money have been feuding recently. Coffee Warlord is the reigning FOFC Lightweight champion, and has been since 20 May 2006. Digamma is the reigning FOFC Hardcore champion, and has been since 20 May 2006.

The Match: Flamebeard’s Followers send down Tucker 1st and Team Coffee sends down Bertogarce to start the initial 5 minute period. Immediately upon entering, both start exchanging rights and lefts. Bertogarce throws Tucker against the ropes ad Tucker bounces off and gets clotheslined by Bertogarce. With tucker down on the canvas, Bertogarce proceeds to kick Tucker repeatedly. Tucker is getting pummeled as the horn sounds for the next combatant to enter. Atatange comes running down to the ring. Bertogarce stops pounding on Tucker to meet Atatange. They start going at it hitting each other with punches. Tucker recovers enough to get up and attack Bertogarce from behind. Now it’s 2 on 1 until the 2 minutes are up. Bertogarce tries to fight back but is soon overwhelmed. He is down on the canvas when the horn sounds.

Page: Now the sides will be even. Who’s next to come out for Team Coffee? It’s the leader himself.

Coffee Warlord comes through the curtain in the aisle way. But he just stands there looking at the ring.

Page: Why isn’t he coming down to help Bertogarce?
Heenan: I guess he doesn’t want to help the Badasses.

Gold comes out to tell Coffee to remember what he said. If he doesn’t participate in the match, he is fired. While Gold is talking to Coffee, JeeberD runs past and goes to the ring.

Page: I guess Jeeber got tired of waiting for Coffee to help.

All this has taken too long as just as Jeeber gets to the ring to help, the horn sounds for the next participant. Darkiller runs down and gets into the ring and quickly it’s 3 on 2 in favor of Flamebeard’s Followers. Two minutes of a beatdown on Jeeber and Bertogarce and the horn sounds. This time Coffee wastes no time in coming to the ring. He immediately goes after Darkiller. Now that the sides are even, the Badasses recover to even up the battle. When the horn sounds, Digamma enters the match. The 4 on 3 advantage gives Flamebeard’s Followers the edge and they begin to wear down The Badasses and Coffee. Finally the horn sounds for the final time and Smokin’ runs down to even the odds. Now the match is officially started. It can only end on a submission.

Coffee takes a headbutt from Darkiller. Coffee Warlord charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Back suplex on Coffee. Badly executed second rope splash by Atatange convinces me that I can do better. Atatange launches Coffee into the cage wall. Coffee takes a back suplex. Bertogarce takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. A blind charge only gets an even HARDER kick. Reverse DDT on Bertogarce. Digamma launches Bertogarce into the cage wall. Tucker hits a rolling kick on Bertogarce. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Tucker crushes Bertogarce with a huge legdrop. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Darkiller connects and Bertogarce is down! Darkiller launches Bertogarce into the cage wall. Bertogarce comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Flying elbow from JeeberD connects. Super kick by JeeberD. JeeberD launches Darkiller into the cage wall. Jeeber \ Smokin' whip Darkiller into the corner. JeeberD whips Smokin' Warlord in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Smokin' Warlord drives Digamma into the cage side. Power drive elbow by Smokin' Warlord. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Smokin' Warlord throws Digamma into the cage. Coffee Warlord with a spinning neckbreaker on Digamma. Spear by Coffee Warlord. Smokin' Warlord scoops up Digamma. Coffee bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Digamma flips out of a Smokin' Warlord bodyslam attempt. Smokin' takes a hard, stinging chop from Digamma. One word: Ow. Smokin' takes a NICE hurrancarana from Tucker. Smokin' counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Smokin' Warlord scoops up Tucker. Jeeber bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. JeeberD drives Tucker into the cage side. Tucker powers out of a JeeberD headlock. Tucker crushes Jeeber with a huge legdrop. Tucker slams Jeeber down. Tucker climbs to the top rope and hits the Tumbleweed Legdrop! With JeeberD down, Tucker goes back up top, and hits a second, and then a third Tumbleweed Legdrop! Three in a row! It looks like JeeberD has been knocked out cold, and the referee is stopping the match as a result! Flamebeard’s Followers are declared the winners.

Winners: Flamebeard’s Followers.

Following the decision, Legal Narcotics are arguing with the Badasses about the match when Flamebeard comes out and grabs a mic.

Flamebeard: Hey guys, just wanted you to know, Jeeber was telling the truth. The Badasses had nothing to do with the attack on you last week. My Followers did it. But my plan worked. We won the match. We’ll reserve our right to call our title match at a later time. Have a good night.

Heenan: I told you the Badasses had nothing to do with it.
Page: What! You thought it was them all along. Maybe now Legal Narcotics and the Badasses can mend fences.

Coffee grabs a mic.

Coffee: Jeeber, I want to publicly apologize for not believing you. But put yourself in our shoes. We had to go by the evidence.
Jeeber: Under the circumstances, I can’t say I blame you. But let’s make this pact, from now on let’s not believe anything Flamebeard and his suck up friends say. We have to remember that they are the enemy. But Coffee, I’m still going to take your title.
Smokin’: You have to get through me first.

Jeeber smiles.

Jeeber: I plan on it. We also plan on taking the tag titles.
Coffee: Let’s make the fans proud and give them the best matches they have ever seen.

Legal Narcotics and the Badasses shake hands and leave the ring together.

Page: Well, the match didn’t end the way they wanted, but at least they seemed to have settled their differences.
Heenan: I’m not sure it’s over.
Page: We’ll see. That’s all the time we have for now. Tune in Friday. Good night everyone.


FOFC Lightweight Champion: Coffee Warlord.
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Barry Windham.
FOFC Television Champion: Swaggs.
FOFC Hardcore Champion: Digamma.
FOFC Tag Team Champions: Titles are vacant.

Our overall rating for the show was 73%.
We had a .46 TV rating.
Attendance: 518.
Match of the night: Television Title match: Illinifan vs. Swaggs: 82%.

[DolphinFan1]

Bump for those of you who didn't see the latest show featuring the War Games match.

[JeeberD]

Damn...

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by JeeberD
Damn...

Is that good or bad?

Any more thoughts from anyone about this show?

[Swaggs]

Boy...that Swaggs sure puts on a good show.

[JeeberD]

Great show, I'm just pissed that I got beat down. It's good to see The Badasses and LN get over their squabble, but it's gonna be fun to see us win that Tag Team belt over them too...

Great, great show, DF. Thnaks for your work on this dynasty. It's a ton of fun...

[Coffee Warlord]

Legal Narcotics is far too cool to lose in the TT title match to the wussies known as The Badasses.

I still maintain the only reason you didn't try to cheat to beat the one, the only, the Coffee Warlord is Flamebeard beat you to it.

[DolphinFan1]

Hi guys. I've been really busy lately with work and home stuff. Wife is 5 months pregnant and still working full time. So I have been doing more around the house to help out. I will try to update this dynasty when I can. It may get slow for awhile though. Thanks to everyone who is reading and I apologize to all my readers on the slow updates. I hope you all understand.

But I will not let this dynasty die. I plan on keeping it going when I can.

[JeeberD]

We understand, dude. Just update us when you can...

[Noop]

I will be waiting my friend



noop

[DolphinFan1]

Just an update guys. I had a rough couple weeks at work. I am going on 2nd shift starting today. Not by choice. They laid off 14 people last week. At least I wasn't one of them. I hope to resume this dynasty sometime this week. Thanks for your patience.

[DolphinFan1]

*****Friday Night Fury*****
*****June 16, 2006*****

We start out Friday Night Fury with a pyro display and going straight to our announce team of Chris English and Jerry Straus.

English: Welcome everyone to Friday Night Fury, I’m Chris English along side my partner, Jerry Straus. Jerry, what a show on Tuesday Tough Love. The War Games match was everything we anticipated.
Straus: Yes it was. Flamebeard’s Followers were victorious and reign supreme.
English: We have a great show lined up for tonight. We have a tag team triangle match made by Erik Flamebeard at Tuesday Tough Love between, Chief Rum and Tekneek vs. Noop and Swaggs vs. Primelord and Shorty. The interesting thing here is, the losers of the match are suspended.
Straus: Someone will be sitting at home for awhile after tonight.
English: Also, Swaggs will be pulling double duty tonight as he has to defend his Television Title in a 4 person elimination match.
Straus: I predict Swaggs will lose the title tonight.
English: Also on the card, Raven and Barry Windham will be in Piper’s Pit.
Straus: That should be interesting. Raven showed a little bit of an edge on Tuesday.
English: Yes and I like it. It’s what he has to do to beat Windham for the title at Summer Bash. Our main event tonight is JeeberD vs. Smokin’ Warlord. The deal here is if Jeeber can win the match, he gets another Lightweight Title shot against Coffee Warlord. It’s time for our 1st match. It features two heavyweights looking to make some noise in FOFC Wrestling.

Slyk Wagner Brown vs Doug Williams.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Slyk is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Back suplex on Slyk. Doug Williams connects with rights and lefts and Slyk Wagner Brown is down! There's a two count on the pin. Flying shoulder tackle by Doug sends Slyk CRASHING to the mat. Covers for a quick two count. Slyk Wagner Brown comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Doug takes a back suplex. There's a two count on the pin. Doug walks into a jaw breaker. Doug Williams comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. TIGER DRIVER~! '91 nearly crushes the spine of Slyk! Doug Williams moves in for the kill. Chaos Theory! 1....2....3.

Winner: Doug Williams

The music of Co-Commissioner Gold hits and he comes to the ring.

Gold: Welcome everyone to Friday Night Fury. I hope everyone enjoyed Tuesday Tough Love and the War Games match. But I have a little business to take care of. I am booking a Hardcore Title match right here tonight. Digamma will defend his Hardcore Title against Coffee Warlord. Digamma, you keep hiding but FOFC Wrestling is about fighting champions. Have a good night.

English: Wow! Coffee and Digamma tonight for the Hardcore Title.
Straus: Somehow I don’t think that is going to go over real well with Digamma and Erik Flamebeard.
English: Up next is a tag team match. These two teams are trying to move up the ladder to get a possible tag team title shot after Summer Bash when the Badasses and Legal Narcotics face off for the titles.

Atatange and Tucker vs NevStar and The Afoci.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Double arm suplex by Atatange connects as NevStar hits hard. NevStar takes a butterfly suplex from Atatange. Hooks the leg for a two count. NevStar elbows Atatange in the face to break a hammerlock. NevStar hits a dropkick on Atatange and gets right back up. SUPER frankensteiner on Atatange, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Tag between NevStar and The Afoci. Diamond Dust from The Afoci, Atatange is out! Atatange reverses a The Afoci hammerlock. Tag between Atatange and Tucker. STIFF high kick on Afoci by Tucker. Hard back suplex on Afoci. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Covers for a quick two count. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Afoci is down! Tag between Tucker and Atatange. Flying knee to the face from Atatange. Pin, but Afoci is out just before the three count. Atatange gets taken down out of nowhere! Atatange takes a flying neckbreaker from The Afoci. Afoci tags out to NevStar. Hard back suplex on Atatange. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Atatange climbs to the top rope, ready to leap at NevStar. Tucker bounces off the ropes for an elbow drop without seeing his partner, and crotches Atatange by accident. NevStar floors Atatange...and climbs the turnbuckles. Infra-Red!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Tucker and Atatange remain in the ring. Atatange does not look happy at losing. Tucker goes to leave, but gets pulled back in by Atatange. Tensions seem to be rising between these two.Tucker seemed to be distracted as during the match he kept looking into the crowd. After watching the replay we see why he was distracted. There were signs in the audience with,”Marmel got screwed,” and “We want Marmel.”

Winners: NevStar and the Afoci.

English: Wow! That has to be a big lift for NevStar and the Afoci. A win over a team from Flamebeard’s Followers.
Straus: Clearly NevStar and the Afoci planted that fan in the audience to distract Tucker. That wasn’t fair.
English: Tucker’s a veteran. The signs shouldn’t have bothered him. We understand that Double K are backstage are backstage and they have something to say.

Katon: Now that we got rid of that loser, Larry Zbysko, we can go back to doing what we do best. Beating people up.
Kodos: Yes, from now on, everyone else better watch out. We are coming to get you. If you stand in our way we will mow you down on the way to our Tag Team Titles.

English: Well, Double K seem proud of themselves. Wait until Zbysko gets back from his injury.
Straus: Zbysko is a has been. Double K doesn’t need him.
English: Up next is the 3 team triangle match. The losing team in this match is suspended until further notice. This came about when a couple weeks ago, Primelord and Shorty attacked Gold in his office. Gold then booked a match between Chief Rum and Tekneek vs. Primelord and Shorty with the stipulation that if Primelord and Shorty lost, they would be suspended. Well, Noop and Swaggs interfered in that match and got Primelord and Shorty disqualified. So, Flamebeard made this match for tonight to make it fair this time. Someone will be suspended tonight.

Chief Rum and Tekneek vs Noop and Swaggs vs Primelord and Shorty.

Match Background: This will be a triangle bout. Chief and Noop have been feuding recently. Noop has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Swaggs and Tekneek have been feuding recently. Tekneek has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Swaggs is the reigning FOFC Television champion, and has been since 09 June 2006.

The Match: Hard back suplex on Primelord. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Primelord walks into a high dropkick from Chief Rum, almost losing several teeth in the process. Chief tags out to Tekneek. Primelord takes a hard, stinging chop from Tekneek. One word: Ow. Tekneek tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on Primelord. Tag to Chief Rum. Chief \ Tekneek whip Primelord into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Tag to Shorty. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Chief Rum and Noop. Shorty gets hip tossed by Noop. Tag to Tekneek. Badly executed second rope splash by Noop. Noop tags out to Swaggs. Tor-NADO DDT from Swaggs, Tekneek got planted! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Tag between Tekneek and Shorty. Shorty crushes Swaggs with a huge legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Noop. Noop blasts Shorty with a superkick. Shorty is stunned as Noop heads to the top rope. Missile Dropkick!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Primelord and Shorty lose and are suspended. They are livid in the ring.

Winners: Noop and Swaggs.

English: Primelord and Shorty finally get what’s coming to them after attacking Gold.
Straus: That’s not right. Those two are too talented to be sitting home.
English: Well, they shouldn’t go around beating up authority figures. It’s time for Piper’s Pit. It should be interesting as Piper will be having both Raven and Barry Windham in the ring. They will be facing each other at Summer Bash in 8 days. Maybe we’ll get an answer to Raven’s challenge of an inferno match.

Piper: Well, well, well. Tonight I will have two opponents at Summer Bash in the ring with me. Please welcome first, the challenger to the FOFC Heavyweight Title, Raven.

The crowd erupts as Raven makes his way to the ring.

Piper: Welcome Raven. People have been talking about your little mean streak as of late. Then you challenge Barry Windham to an Inferno Match at Summer Bash. Are you nuts?
Raven: Piper, I am tired of Windham hiding. He is a coward. We will settle this at Summer Bash and I will reclaim what is rightfully mine, the FOFC Heavyweight Title. If I have to burn him alive to do it, I will.
Piper: You’re almost as crazy as I am. That match is very dangerous. Are you sure you can handle it?
Raven: Piper, you are a lowlife who doesn’t know the meaning of integrity. Much like Windham. Sure, I can handle it. But I know Windham can’t. He won’t have anywhere to run because the ropes will be on fire. Where will you hide now Windham?

Raven is interrupted by the music of Barry Windham who makes his way to the ring to boos from the crowd.

Windham: Raven, you question my integrity. You think I don’t have the guts. I accept your little challenge, because you don’t have what it takes to beat me. I own you and this title.
Raven: I will burn you alive.
Windham; That’s what you think. You have to make it to Summer Bash first.

Just as Windham finishes that last statement, Piper sneaks behind Raven. As Raven turns to the distraction, Windham attacks Raven with the belt. Raven goes down hard and Windham continues to pound on Raven until he is out cold.

Windham: Bring what’s left of your sorry carcass to Summer Bash. I will burn the rest of you alive.

English: That match is certainly starting to heat up.
Straus: I think Raven is way over his head. He doesn’t have what it takes to be in an Inferno Match.
English: We shall see in 8 days. Up next is the Hardcore Title Match made by Gold earlier in the night. If Coffee Warlord can win the title here, he would be a dual champion.

Coffee Warlord vs Digamma.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. Coffee has been feuding with Darkiller recently, who is a stable mate of Digamma in Flamebeard's Followers. This match is for the FOFC Hardcore title. Coffee Warlord is the reigning FOFC Lightweight champion, and has been since 20 May 2006. Digamma has been FOFC Hardcore champion since 20 May 2006.

The Match: Digamma gets slammed onto a trash can, squashing it. Coffee Warlord hits a bulldog off the ropes. Covers for a quick two count. Digamma reverses a hip toss. Digamma hits a back kick, doubling Coffeeover. Face crusher from Digamma on Coffee sets up for an elbowdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flying cookie sheet shot by Digamma, blasting Coffee in the face with it. Pin, but Coffee is out just before the three count. Coffee Warlord takes a butterfly suplex from Digamma. Coffee Warlord pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Big piledriver on Digamma. Covers for a quick two count. Brutal sit out powerbomb on Digamma! Pin, but Digamma is out just before the three count. BIG clothesline on Digamma. Coffee slams Digamma onto the table. Digamma pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Coffee takes a hard, stinging chop from Digamma. One word: Ow. Swan dive headbutt from Digamma but without much elevation on the move. Darkiller comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Coffee Warlord turns around. Darkiller spins Coffee around. Darkiller hits the Old School Expulsion! Darkiller leaves the ring, the damage done! ONE...TWO...THREE. Digamma defeats Coffee. Digamma and Darkiller beat away on Coffee Warlord, leaving him spread-eagled on the canvas.

Winner: Digamma wins and retains his Hardcore Title thanks to help from Darkiller.

Erik Flamebeard comes to the entranceway with a microphone.

Flamebeard: Since Gold made that last match, it’s my turn. Coffee, since you lost that last match, you will be defending the Lightweight Title at Summer Bash. You and Darkiller will compete for the Lightweight Title in an I Quit match. Have a good night.

English: Another great match added to Summer Bash.
Straus: Darkiller finally will regain the title he never should have lost. Coffee will be begging Darkiller to stop beating him up.
English: Coffee Warlord will win if it’s a fair fight. He won’t quit. Up next is a 4 person elimination match for the Television Title.

Quicksand vs Swaggs vs Sachmo vs Illinifan.

Match Background: This will be an elimination bout. This match is for the FOFC Television title. Swaggs has been FOFC Television champion since 09 June 2006.

The Match: Hard back suplex on Swaggs. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Sachmo strikes Swaggs. Covers for a quick two count. Sachmo tags out to Quicksand. Quicksand hits a rolling kick on Swaggs. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Swaggs walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Tag between Quicksand and Illinifan. Implant DDT by Illinifan! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Tag to Sachmo. Sachmo hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Illinifan is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Power drive elbow by Illinifan. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it.Cover gets three for Illinifan, Sachmo got pinned. Spin kick by Swaggs to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Illinifan takes a NICE hurrancarana from Swaggs. There's a two count on the pin. Swaggs uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Tag to Quicksand. Quicksand hits a dropkick on Swaggs and gets right back up. Hard back suplex on Swaggs. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Quicksand misses a clothesline. Implant DDT by Swaggs! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Diamond Dust from Swaggs and Quicksand is out! The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Swaggs pins Quicksand. Super kick by Swaggs. DDT from the top rope by Swaggs. That looked KILLER. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Illinifan reverses a waistlock.Swaggs grabs Illinifan from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but Illinifan rolls through with the move! He used a pull of the tights to get Swaggs over! 1....2...3! The referee was out of position and didn't see it!

Winner: Illinifan is the new Television Champion.

We head to the backstage area where JeeberD and The Bad Ass Princess have something to say.

Princess: Tonight, JeeberD finally will get a shot to prove himself. After he beats Smokin’ Warlord, he will get a shot at Coffee Warlord’s Lightweight Title. The WarGames match on Tuesday Tough Love was an unfortunate setback. But Coffee’s team would have won had he listened to the Badasses when they said they had nothing to do with the attack on you.
JeeberD: Princess, that’s in the past. What matters is tonight I will defeat Smokin’ and then next week I will get another shot at the Lightweight Title. Then I will be the one going into Summer Bash defending against that scum Darkiller. Smokin’, I’ll see you in the ring.

Bad Ass Princess gained 3 points of overness from this segment. JeeberD gained 1 point of overness from this segment.

English: Looks like Jeeber is pumped up.
Straus: It won’t matter, because whoever wins and goes to Summer Bash as the Champion, will lose the title to Darkiller.
English: We’ll have to wait and see on that one. Let’s head to the ring for our main event.

JeeberD vs Smokin' Warlord.

Match Background: If Jeeber wins, he gets a Lightweight Title shot next week vs. Coffee Warlord.

The Match: Standing leg lariat by JeeberD on Smokin'. Second rope flying axe handle, Smokin' goes down. One day, Jeeber might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Covers for a quick two count. Jeeber goes for a splash but Smokin' puts the knees up. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Spinning back kick from Smokin' Warlord. Smokin' uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! JeeberD reverses a hip toss. Jeeber crushes Smokin' with a huge legdrop.Smokin' Warlord gets whipped into the corner by Jeeber, and flips all the way over to the outside! Smokin' stays down on the outside, hurt. The referee reaches a ten count, and this one is over. JeeberD offers a handshake to Smokin'...and he accepts it!

Smokin' Warlord lost 1 point of overness from this match. JeeberD gained 1 point of overness from this match.

Winner: JeeberD by count out.

English: Jeeber gets a title shot next week. Well, that’s all the time we have left. Good night everyone.


FOFC Lightweight Champion: Coffee Warlord.
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Barry Windham.
FOFC Hardcore Champion: Digamma.
FOFC Television Champion: Illinifan is the new Champion.
FOFC Tag Team Chamions: Vacant.

We had a 68% rating for the show.
We had a .78 TV rating.
Attendance: 505.
Match of the night: TV title match: Illinifan vs. Quicksand vs. Sachmo vs. Swaggs: 80%.

[JeeberD]

Rock on!!! Pansy ass SW couldn't even get up. He took the easy way out...

CW, I'm coming for you next....

[Coffee Warlord]

Bring it, girly man.

[Marmel]

The crowd loves me! I am touched.

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by Marmel
The crowd loves me! I am touched.

Possible face turn when you come back??? Hmm!!!

[JeeberD]

So if I said pretty please do you think we could get an update?

[DolphinFan1]

I'm sorry Jeeber and everyone else. I have been swamped. Tough at work. I had to go to 2nd shift 3 weeks ago. Plus a lot going on at home. I'll try to get back into the swing of things this weekend.

BTW, We got our ultrasound for 6 months today, it looks to be a Boy. WOO!! HOO!! A little Dolphins Fan.

[JeeberD]

That's cool, we understand.

Congrats on the soon-to-be-born baby boy! But don't torture the kidwith the 'Fins, make him into a Cowboys fan. You want him to root for a team that can actually win champinships, don't you?

[DolphinFan1]

UPDATE: Hey guys! I've finally had a little time to get started again on this dynasty. Working on new shows this week. Finally.

I will post them starting next week and hopefully will be regular updates again.

Thanks for your patience. I want to keep this dynasty going.

[JeeberD]

Best news I've heard all week!

[Coffee Warlord]

I've been waiting to kill Jeeber for a good month or so now.

Sooon. You die. Oh yes.

[JeeberD]

I fear no cup of java.

The cigarette got smoked first, now it's time for the old coffee to be dumped down the drain...

[DolphinFan1]

*****Tuesday Tough Love*****
*****June 20, 2006*****

We start our show by going to Dallas Page and Bobby Heenan.

Page: Welcome everyone to Tuesday Tough Love. We are just 4 days away from Summer Bash live on PPV. There are some awesome matches already signed and we will run down the current card later. But tonight we have a great show lined up. The new Television Champion, Illinifan, is here tonight. The Badasses will be taking on Double K. Raven wants to make a statement tonight as he has challenged Christopher St. Connection, Buff E and Mase in a 1 on 2 handicap match. Our main event will be Digamma defending the Hardcore Title against Swaggs. It’s time to go to the ring where Illinifan is set to defend the Television Title against Jimmy Jacobs.

Illinifan vs Jimmy Jacobs.

Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Television title. Illinifan has been FOFC Television champion since 16 June 2006.

The Match: Uninspired brawling from Jimmy Jacobs. Jimmy Jacobs misses a clothesline. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Jacobs is down! Springboard dropkick from Illinifan. Nicely done. Jimmy Jacobs can barely stand. Last Rites!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Illinifan slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. Jacobs turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas.

Winner: Illinifan in a squash.

Page: Too bad Illinifan is afraid to wrestle against someone with more talent.
Heenan: What are you talking about? Jimmy Jacobs is a heavyweight.
Page: So, that doesn’t mean he is good. Up next is a tag team match between Noop and Swaggs vs. Tekneek and Chief Rum.

Noop and Swaggs vs Tekneek and Chief Rum.

Match Background: Chief and Noop have been feuding recently. Noop has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Swaggs and Tekneek have been feuding recently. Tekneek has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud.

The Match: Chief hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Second rope flying axe handle, Noop goes down. One day, Chief might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Chief Rum and Tekneek. Chief \ Tekneek whip Noop into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Covers for a quick two count. Noop takes a hard, stinging chop from Tekneek. One word: Ow. Noop flips out of a Tekneek bodyslam attempt. Badly executed second rope splash by Noop. Covers for a quick two count. Tag to Swaggs. Lightning kick by Swaggs on Tekneek. Pin, but Tekneek is out just before the three count. Swaggs hits a dropkick on Tekneek and gets right back up. Tekneek reverses a waistlock. Flying elbow from Tekneek, grazing the target slightly. Tekneek tags out to Chief Rum. Swaggs walks into a high dropkick from Chief Rum, almost losing several teeth in the process. Tag between Swaggs and Noop. Flying elbow from Chief Rum connects.Chief Rum gets a roll-up...and grabs a handful of tights as well! The referee doesn't see it: 1....2...3!! Chief \ Tekneek rush forward to attack! Noop \ Swaggs get caught by surprise and brutally beaten down to the canvas.

Winners: Chief Rum and Tekneek.

Page: Another win with illegal tactics from the Chief and Tekneek.
Heenan: No replay and the referee didn’t see it. Do you know what that means? The match is official.
Page: Up next is a singles match. NevStar and The Afoci defeated two of Flamebeard’s Followers on Friday Night Fury, Tucker and Atatange when Tucker was distracted by a fan’s sign. Atatange wasn’t happy about the loss so he is taking on NevStar one on one.

NevStar vs Atatange.

Match Background: This will be a submission bout.

The Match: NevStar hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Spin kick by NevStar to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Spin kick by NevStar to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Atatange reverses a hip toss. Badly executed second rope splash by Atatange convinces me that I can do better. NevStar is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Atatange is down! Tiger suplex on Atatange. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Atatange pushes out of a NevStar hold. NevStar gets hip tossed by Atatange and follows it up with two more. NevStar blocks a punch. NevStar hits a rolling kick on Atatange. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. NevStar floors Atatange and locks in a figure-four leglock! Atatange taps out!

Winner: NevStar.

We head to the backstage area where our cameras have caught up to our two commissioners.

Flamebeard: I don’t think it’s right that you suspended Primelord and Shorty.
Gold: First of all, they attacked me. I put them in a suspension match and they lost, twice. We can’t have wrestlers running around attacking people.
Flamebeard: It’s not fair to the fans. They want to see Primelord and Shorty in the ring.
Gold: Since when do you care about what’s fair to the fans. Besides, what did you have in mind?
Flamebeard: Let’s give them one more match on Friday Night Fury to prove themselves. If they win, they are reinstated. If they lose, they are suspended for however long you say.
Gold: Ok.
Flamebeard: Good, on Friday Night Fury, Primelord and Shorty will take on Erik Watts and Raven. If they win they are back, if not they are gone for however long you say.

Page: Wow! What a match for Friday Night Fury. I’m not sure that Primelord and Shorty can defeat Raven and Watts.
Heenan: You’re right. Not sure what Flamebeard was thinking there.
Page: Up next is the partners of the last match. Tucker will face The Afoci one on one.

Tucker vs The Afoci.

Match Background: This will be a submission bout.

The Match: Tucker crushes Afoci with a huge legdrop. Tucker walks into a drop toe hold. Spinning back kick from The Afoci. Tucker takes a flying neckbreaker from The Afoci. Flying elbow from The Afoci connects. Tucker powers out of a headlock. Flying reverse elbow by Tucker. Springboard dropkick from Tucker. Nicely done. Tucker uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! The Afoci comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Spin kick by The Afoci to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Back heel kick off the second rope and Tucker goes flying! Afoci floors Tucker and locks in a figure-four leglock! Tucker taps out! Tucker goes nuts, attacking the referee! DDT! The referee is out!

Winner: The Afoci.

Page: What’s wrong with Tucker? It wasn’t the referee’s fault he lost.
Heenan: I think he is just frustrated with losing Friday and tonight.
Page: That probably will have some repercussions with Co-Commissioner Gold. Up next is a tag team match. The Badasses are getting ready to face Legal Narcotics at Summer Bash and are going to face Double K right now. This should be a good match.

Double K vs The Badasses.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Spinning back kick from Katon. Implant DDT by Katon! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Hooks the leg for a two count. Katon charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Hard back suplex on Katon. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Lightning kick by Jeeber on Katon. Tag to Bertogarce. DDT from the top rope by Bertogarce. That looked KILLER. Katon pushes out of a Bertogarce hold. Katon tags out to Kodos. Bertogarce walks into a high dropkick from Kodos, almost losing several teeth in the process. Hard back suplex on Bertogarce. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Hooks the leg for a two count. Lightning kick by Kodos on Bertogarce. Kodos tags out to Katon. Vicious kick to the teeth from Katon. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Katon misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Flying elbow from Bertogarce connects. Tag to JeeberD. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Bad Ass Princess has climbed up onto the apron! Katon turns...and falls for the distraction! JeeberD attacks Katon from behind! Katon gets knocked to the ground by Jeeber. Satellite Crossface!!! Katon taps out! The Badasses climb opposite turnbuckles, working the crowd as they celebrate their victory.

Winners: The Badasses.

Page: That’s a big momentum boost for the Badasses heading into Summer Bash.
Heenan: They only won because of the Bad Ass Princess’ interference.
Page: She never got involved. It’s not her fault that Katon and Kodos couldn’t keep their eyes off her. She is stunning. We understand that Legal Narcotics are backstage and ready to conduct an interview.

Coffee Warlord: Jeeber and Bertogarce, congratulations on your win. But we want you to know that we will be taking those Tag Team Titles this Saturday at Summer Bash.
Smokin’: Oh and Jeeber, you got lucky at Friday Night Fury. But it’s going to take more than luck to take the Lightweight Title from Coffee.

Page: Well it looks like Legal Narcotics mean business.
Heenan: That should be a good match at Summer Bash.
Page: Up next is a 2 on 1 handicap match requested by Raven.
Heenan: I think Raven has really gone off the deep end here.
Page: I don’t think so. He’s trying to send a message to Barry Windham going into the PPV. Let’s get to the ring.

Raven vs Christopher St Connection.

Match Background: This will be a 2 on 1 handicap bout.

The Match: Wack kick from Mase. Raven takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Christopher St Connection whip Raven into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Sloppy discus punch from Mase barely connects on Raven. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Christopher St Connection whip Raven into the corner. Mase whips Buff E in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Mase avoids a Raven avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Spear by Raven. Pin, but Buff E is out just before the three count. Raven misses a clothesline. Running clothesline from Mase was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Christopher St Connection whip Raven into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Covers for a quick two count. Raven reverses a Mase hammerlock. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Raven moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Raven Effect DDT. 1....2...3, it's finished.

Winner: Raven

Page: What a good match for Raven. Right now let’s run down the entire card for Summer Bash as we know it:

For the Television Title: Illinifan will defend in a triangle match against Tucker and an opponent to be determined.

For the Tag Team Titles: Legal Narcotics vs. The Badasses.

For the Heavyweight Title: Barry Windham will defend in an inferno match against Raven.

For the Hardcore Title: Digamma will defend against Smokin’ Warlord in a Ladder Match.

For the Lightweight Title: Coffee Warlord will defend against Darkiller in an I Quit match.

Page: This card is subject to change. If Swaggs can take the title from Digamma later tonight, then he would go into Summer Bash against Smokin’. Also, If Jeeber can pull off the upset at Friday Night Fury, He would face Darkiller at the PPV. A lot of things could change in the next 4 days. Plus there will be more matches announced at Friday Night Fury. Up next is a one on one contest between Darkiller and Quicksand.

Darkiller vs Quicksand.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Flying elbow from Quicksand connects. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Darkiller is down! Covers for a quick two count. Darkiller fights out of a grapple. STIFF~! chop lights up Quicksand who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Flying shoulder tackle by Darkiller sends Quicksand CRASHING to the mat. Covers for a quick two count. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Darkiller just KILLS Quicksand! Pin, but Quicksand is out just before the three count. Darkiller slams Quicksand down and motions to the crowd. Quicksand powers out of a Darkiller headlock. Super kick by Quicksand. Covers for a quick two count. DDT from the top rope by Quicksand. That looked KILLER. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Flying elbow from Quicksand connects. Quicksand hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Quicksand drops an elbow...but Darkiller moves out of the way. BIG clothesline on Quicksand. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Darkiller connects and Quicksand is down! Quicksand can barely stand. Old School Expulsion! 1....2....3. Quicksand leaves and walks back down the aisle. Wait...Darkiller comes running as well, and Quicksand gets dropped with a clothesline, followed by a load of stomps. He is left lying in the aisle.

Winner: Darkiller.

Page: Definitely a momentum boost for Darkiller going into Summer Bash.
Heenan: Yes, Coffee has a lot on his plate. I think we may see a new Lightweight Champ come Saturday.
Page: Up next is our main evert. It is for the Hardcore Title. Swaggs is looking to go into Summer Bash as the Champion.

Digamma vs Swaggs.

Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This match is for the FOFC Hardcore title. Digamma has been FOFC Hardcore champion since 20 May 2006.

The Match: Digamma hits a quick kick on Swaggs. Flying cookie sheet shot by Digamma, blasting Swaggs in the face with it. Digamma hits a soaring kick on Swaggs. Swaggs walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! Swaggs reverses a Digamma hammerlock. Swaggs hits an irish whip into a shopping cart! Swaggs crushes Digamma with a huge legdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Digamma powers out of a Swaggs headlock. Vicious back suplex! Swaggs got nailed big time! There's a two count on the pin. Flying knee to the face from Digamma. For the record it was more of a Rusty Wizard than a Shining one. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Swaggs pushes out of a Digamma hold. Swaggs kicks the leg, knocks Digamma down, and goes to work on it. Digamma reverses a Swaggs hammerlock. Big dropkick by Digamma, who got a ton of air on the move. Digamma gets a roll-up...and grabs a handful of tights as well! The referee doesn't see it: 1....2...3!!Smokin' Warlord comes running down the aisle with a chair and into the ring! Digamma turns...and is dropped by a vicious chair shot! Smokin' Warlord has left Digamma down and bloodied.

Winner: Digamma is still the hardcore champ.

Page: Well, Digamma survives and will go into Summer Bash as the Hardcore Champion. The only question is will he leave as the Champion.
Heenan: No problem. Digamma is a superior athlete. And what was with Smokin’ Warlord coming down after the match?
Page: Looks like he was trying to make a statement. Wait a minute! Before we go, I understand there is something going on backstage.

Our cameras cut to the backstage area. Smokin' Warlord is walking backstage, when out of nowhere he gets grabbed and pulled behind some crates. We hear a crack, and someone's footsteps running off. The camera pans over, and Smokin' Warlord is out cold on the floor, a monkey wrench lying next to him, with no sign of the attacker.

Page: Who was that?
Heenan: No idea. It couldn’t be Digamma, he was just leaving the ring.
Page: Probably one of Flamebeard’s Followers. They don’t want Smokin’ to take the hardcore belt. Well, maybe we’ll have some answers on Friday. We are out of time. Good night everyone.

FOFC Lightweight Champion: Coffee Warlord.
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Barry Windham.
FOFC Hardcore Champion: Digamma.
FOFC Television Champion: Illinifan.
FOFC Tag Team Champions: Vacant, to be awarded at Summer Bash.

We had a 63% rating for the show.
We had a .48 TV Rating.
Attendance: 515.
Match of the night: Digamma vs. Swaggs in the Hardcore Title match: 76%.

[JeeberD]

The Badasses win again. Some things never change...

[DolphinFan1]

I have a new show posted on the website. I will put it up here when I have time. Also there is a preview of the PPV upcoming on the website.

New show is Friday Night Fury for June 23, 2006

www.geocities.com/stormtruppa

[JeeberD]

Dammit!

Good fight, CW. You win this time but you will lose the tag team title to the Badasses. Both Berto and myself have beaten SW. There's only so much that you can to to help him...

Great show, DF.

[Tekneek]

And this thing just died...mysteriously in the night?

[DolphinFan1]

Originally posted by Tekneek
And this thing just died...mysteriously in the night?

No, it's just on hiatus for awhile. Lot's of things going on over here. Christmas is almost here and my wife is about to give birth in less than a month. Hopefully I will try to get back into this dynasty around Feb. Sorry guys.

[Tekneek]

Originally posted by DolphinFan1
No, it's just on hiatus for awhile. Lot's of things going on over here. Christmas is almost here and my wife is about to give birth in less than a month. Hopefully I will try to get back into this dynasty around Feb. Sorry guys.

Wow. Congratulations. Just celebrated my son's third birthday last Sunday (12/14). He's cursed with a mid-December birthday, but he hasn't felt that crunch yet.

[DolphinFan1]

I'm thinking of bringing this back. I am working on some new stuff. I will have to make a few changes as a lot of new people are the board in the last 3 years and some of the people in this dynasty are no longer active. But I will work it out.

When I said it would be on hiatus while my son was born, I didn't think I'd let it sit on the backburner for this long. (My son is now 3). Time flies.

For those who want to go to the website for all the cards, here is the link: http://www.geocities.com/stormtruppa/

[Swaggs]

Wow... been awhile, but I'm still in.

[JeeberD]

Count me is as well!

[DolphinFan1]

This card has been on the website for about 3 years. So I figured I'd transfer it here. Look for Summer Bash to be posted sometime this week.

Friday Night Fury June 23, 2006

We start our show by going to our announce team of Chris English and Jerry Straus.


English: Welcome everyone to Friday Night Fury. We are just one day away from the biggest PPV in FOFC Wrestling history. Tomorrow night is Summer Bash. But tonight we have some business to take care of which could have implications on tomorrow night’s card.
Straus: That’s right Chris. Illinifan faces Noop in a Television title defense. If he wins he goes on to defend in a triple threat match tomorrow night against Tucker and the winner of Quicksand vs. Sachmo right here tonight. Also, the reigning Lightweight Champion, Coffee Warlord will defend against JeeberD. The winner of that match will go on to Summer Bash to defend against Darkiller.
English: Yes it certainly is a big night. Also Bobby Heenan will be interviewing Digamma to see if he was behind the attack on Smokin’ Warlord as Tuesday Tough Love went off the air. It’s time to head to the ring for our 1st match.



Atatange vs Swaggs.


Match Background: None.

The Match: Swaggs and Atatange lock up and Swaggs pushes Atatange into the corner. Swaggs hits him with a forearm shot to the head which staggers Atatange. Swaggs then whips Atatange into the ropes and hits him with a drop kick square in the chest and Atatange hits the mat. Swaggs crushes Atatange with a huge legdrop. Swaggs moves in for the kill. Here it comes - X-Buster. 1....2...3, it's finished. Total squash. Tekneek comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Tekneek spins Swaggs around. Tekneek hits the Super Kick! Swaggs has been left down on the canvas.

Winner: Swaggs.

English: What a great match for Swaggs. But Tekneek destroys him after.
Straus: Atatange looked out of it tonight.
English: Up next is a Television Title defense for Illinifan.




Illinifan vs Noop.



Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Television title. Illinifan has been FOFC Television champion since 16 June 2006.

The Match: Lightning kick by Illinifan on Noop. Chief Rum comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Noop turns around. Chief Rum slams Noop down. Chief Rum climbs to the top rope and hits the Frog Splash! Chief leaves the ring, the damage done! The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Illinifan pins Noop. Chief Rum isn't finished with his attack yet! Noop stands up...and gets floored! Chief Rum climbs the turnbuckles. Off the top rope - Frog Splash!!! Noop has been destroyed! Wait! Chief Rum isn't leaving! He climbs to the top rope again...and hits another Frog Splash! My God! Noop is completely out cold. Chief makes the slit-throat gesture, then climbs to the top rope again. Referees start pouring out of the dressing room to try and stop this, but they're too late - Frog Splash hits for the third time! Chief Rum gets led away from the ring as medics come to attend to Noop, who isn't moving.


Winner: Illinifan is still the Television Champion.

English: What a cheap win for Illinifan. Noop didn’t have a chance. Chief Rum interfered almost immediately. Wait! Swaggs is coming to the ring and Noop is trying to get up. Swaggs has a mic.



Swaggs: Hey! Tekneek and Chief Rum. You like to attack people when they are focused on other matches. How about you bring it tomorrow night? Noop and I challenge you to a cage match. That way you can’t run away.




Swaggs throws down the mic and helps Noop to the back.



English: Wow! Swaggs laying down the challenge. Maybe we’ll get an answer tonight.
Straus: Swaggs and Noop ought to just go home and rest. They are in no condition or the league of Tekneek and Chief Rum for that matter.
English: Swaggs and Noop have more heart in their little fingers than those two combined. I understand our broadcast colleague, Bobby Heenan is set to interview Digamma.



Heenan: Thank you guys. I am here with the reigning Hardcore Champion, Digamma. Digamma, after your match with Swaggs last week, Smokin’ Warlord attacked you. Then following that, we saw Smokin’ Warlord attacked backstage. We know you didn’t do it, you were still in the ring. But do you know who did?
Digamma: Bobby, Smokin’ attacked me from behind after my match was over. He is a coward. Like you said, I was in the ring so I couldn’t be the one to attack him. Besides, you know me. I would never attack from behind.
Heenan: Of course not. You are the perfect gentleman.


English: Sure you are.


Digamma: As for who did it. I can’t say. All I know is, tomorrow night at Summer Bash Smokin’ and I hook up in a Ladder match for my Hardcore Title. Smokin’ bring everything you got. Because after tomorrow night, you will never be the same.
Heenan: Well, good luck tomorrow night Digamma. Chris and Jerry, back to you.



English: Well, that was a useless interview.
Straus: What do you mean? Digamma just informed us he had nothing to do with the attack on Smokin’ Warlord on Tuesday.
English: Right. And he is the perfect gentleman too.
Straus: Of course.
English: Yes, and I could be the Heavyweight Champion. Up next is a match made at Tuesday Tough Love. Flamebeard and Gold were arguing backstage about the suspension of Primelord and Shorty. Flamebeard was able to get Gold to agree to another match for Primelord and Shorty to earn their place in FOFC Wrestling. But they will have to face the duo of Erik Watts and Raven.
Straus: Yes, I really don’t know what to make of this one. What was Flamebeard thinking?
English: Well Jerry, looks like we may have our answer. Flamebeard is coming to the ring.


The crowd boos as the Co-Commissioner comes to the ring.

Flamebeard: I know you all love me. But I have business to take care of. On Tuesday Tough Love I got Gold to agree to give Primelord and Shorty one more shot to win their jobs back. They will face Erik Watts and Raven in a tag team match. What I didn’t tell Gold or the rest of you is that this will be a Special Referee Match. So without further ado let me introduce you to your special guest referee for this next match. It is none other than the reigning Heavyweight Champion, Barry Windham. Oh and by the way, if Raven or Watts put their hands on the referee, they are fired. Have a nice day.


The crowd is livid with this.


English: No wonder Flamebeard had no problem with Primelord and Shorty’s opponents.
Straus: Brilliant.
English: Let’s head to the ring and see if Raven and Watts can pull this off.


Primelord and Shorty vs Erik Watts and Raven.




Match Background: This will be a special guest referee bout. Barry Windham will be the referee for this match. If Primelord and Shorty win they get their jobs back. If they lose, they are suspended for however long Co-Commissioner Gold says.

The Match: Primelord connects with a back heel kick on Raven and gets back up quickly. Raven takes a flying neckbreaker from Primelord. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Shorty. Primelord \ Shorty whip Raven into the corner. Primelord whips Shorty in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. There's a two count on the pin. Shorty hits a rolling kick on Raven. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Raven ducks a wild right hand. Spinebuster by Raven. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Erik Watts. Big clothesline from Watts. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Shorty takes a vertical suplex, but pops right back up. Watts drops an elbow...but Shorty moves out of the way. Second rope flying axe handle, Watts goes down. One day, Shorty might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Shorty tags out to Primelord. STIFF high kick on Watts by Primelord. Tag to Raven. Primelord hits a rolling kick on Raven. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Primelord small packages Raven out of nowhere. 1.2.3! Fast count! Barry Windham screwed Raven! Barry Windham nails an unsuspecting Raven with a forearm to the face. Raven is in trouble. Lariat!!! That shook the ring. Barry Windham leaves Raven down on the canvas, hurt.

Winners: Primelord and Shorty get their jobs back.

English: What a load of crap! That was a fast count!
Straus: What are you talking about? That match was called right down the middle.
English: Bogus. Up next is a grudge match between NevStar/The Afoci vs. Double K.


NevStar and The Afoci vs Double K.



Match Background: None.

The Match: NevStar takes a flying neckbreaker from Kodos. NevStar kicks Kodos in the gut to reverse the momentum. Hard back suplex on Kodos. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Tag between NevStar and The Afoci. Afoci uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Kodos takes a flying neckbreaker from The Afoci. Kodos pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Flying elbow from Kodos connects. Kodos tags out to Katon. Katon just WAFFLES Afoci with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Implant DDT by Katon! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Katon misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Hard back suplex on Katon. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Tag between The Afoci and NevStar. Tiger suplex on Katon. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Pin, but Katon is out just before the three count. Katon takes a flying neckbreaker from NevStar. NevStar floors Katon...and climbs the turnbuckles. Off the top - Infra-Red, forget about it. 1....2...3!

Winners: NevStar and the Afoci.

English: Great win for NevStar and the Afoci.
Straus: I hate to say it. But I think the worst thing Double K did was get rid of Zbysko.
English: It’s time for Piper’s Pit.


Roddy Piper comes out to the ring and gets greeted with a chorus of boos.

Piper: You can all boo me all you want. But you know you want to hear what I have to say, so shut up.


The crowd gets even louder.

Piper: My guest tonight is a member of the successful group, Flamebeard’s Followers and one half of the former tag team champions, Time and Money.


The crowd starts chanting, “We want Marmel.”

Piper: Please welcome, Tucker.

The crowd is disappointed in this. They continue to call for Marmel. There are signs everywhere, “Marmel got screwed”, and “We want Marmel.” Tucker comes to the ring.

Piper: Just ignore those idiots. Welcome to Piper’s Pit.
Tucker: Thank you Roddy. It’s an honor to be here.
Piper: The honor is all mine. I mean you are one half of the former Tag Team Champions. Although you still should be. You carried that team and then Marmel couldn’t take the fact that you were the reason you guys were Champions. So he pretends to have a problem.
Tucker: You’re right Roddy. I won those titles. Marmel left. I should still have the titles. Me and Atatange make a good team. But have we been given the opportunity to defend the titles? No. We were stripped of them.


The crowd picks up the, “We want Marmel,” chant again. This causes Tucker to stop talking and look at the crowd.

Piper: Tucker, lately you seem to be on a losing streak. Why is that?
Tucker: It’s these idiot fans. They don’t realize that I was the one who made Time and Money. If it wasn’t for me, Marmel would never have been a tag team champion. They should be cheering me, not some loser like Marmel.
Piper: So, what are your plans next?
Tucker: As soon as this stupid Tag Team Title match is over with at Summer Bash, Atatange and I will be going after the Champions. We will take back what I never should have lost in the 1st place.
Piper: What’s going to happen when Marmel finally comes back?
Tucker: He just better stay out of my way.
Piper: Thank you for your time, Tucker.
Tucker: You’re welcome Roddy.


As Tucker and Roddy leaves the crowd continues to boo and chant for Marmel.

English: Looks like Tucker has a problem with his former tag team partner.
Straus: He should. Marmel left him high and dry.
English: That’s not it. Marmel has a problem and he wanted to take care of it. You have got to admire that.
Straus: I think he was just scared that he couldn’t live up to Tucker’s expectations as one half of the FOFC Tag Team Champions.
English: That situation could certainly heat up when Marmel comes back. Up next is a one on one contest featuring two of the Tag Team Title match participants.



Bertogarce vs Smokin' Warlord.



Match Background: Smokin’ Warlord lost to Bertogarce’s tag team partner, JeeberD, last week. They will be competing tomorrow night for the tag team titles with their partners.

The Match: Hard back suplex on Bertogarce. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Bertogarce takes a NICE hurrancarana from Smokin' Warlord. There's a two count on the pin. Smokin' drops an elbow...but Bertogarce moves out of the way. Bertogarce just WAFFLES Smokin' with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Flying elbow from Bertogarce connects. There's a two count on the pin. DDT from the top rope by Bertogarce. That looked KILLER. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Spin kick by Bertogarce to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Bertogarce charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Lightning kick by Smokin' on Bertogarce. Hooks the leg for a two count. Diamond Dust from Smokin' Warlord and Bertogarce is out! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Spin kick by Smokin' Warlord to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Smokin' Warlord connects with a back heel kick on Bertogarce and gets back up quickly. Bertogarce backdrops Smokin' Warlord out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Bertogarce. Spin kick by Bertogarce to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Power drive elbow by Bertogarce. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Smokin' Warlord gets knocked to the ground by Bertogarce. Here it comes...Dragon Sleeper! Smokin' Warlord taps! Digamma comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Digamma puts Smokin' in the corner. Digamma sets up, and hits a Blonde Bombshell! Smokin' Warlord has been left down on the canvas.


Winner: Bertogarce.

English: I thought Digamma said he doesn’t attack people from behind.
Straus: He waited until the match was over.
English: Up next is a one on one contest between Quicksand and Sachmo. The winner of this match gets to go on to Summer Bash in a triple threat Television Title match with Illinifan and Tucker.


Quicksand vs Sachmo.


Match Background: None.

The Match: Sachmo uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! SUPER frankensteiner on Quicksand, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Hooks the leg for a two count. Quicksand avoids a Sachmo avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Quicksand connects with a back heel kick on Sachmo and gets back up quickly. Sachmo takes a flying neckbreaker from Quicksand. Hooks the leg for a two count. Power drive elbow by Quicksand. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Flying elbow from Quicksand connects. Sachmo powers out of a Quicksand headlock. Sachmo crushes Quicksand with a huge legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Tor-NADO DDT from Sachmo, Quicksand got planted! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Hard back suplex on Quicksand. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Quicksand walks into a high dropkick from Sachmo, almost losing several teeth in the process. Quicksand reverses a waistlock. Quicksand hits a dropkick on Sachmo and gets right back up. Power drive elbow by Quicksand. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Sachmo is in trouble. Cut-Throat Suplex! 1....2....3. Quicksand extends his hand to Sachmo...and it is accepted! They shake!

Match Background: None.

The Match: Sachmo uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! SUPER frankensteiner on Quicksand, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Hooks the leg for a two count. Quicksand avoids a Sachmo avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Quicksand connects with a back heel kick on Sachmo and gets back up quickly. Sachmo takes a flying neckbreaker from Quicksand. Hooks the leg for a two count. Power drive elbow by Quicksand. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Flying elbow from Quicksand connects. Sachmo powers out of a Quicksand headlock. Sachmo crushes Quicksand with a huge legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Tor-NADO DDT from Sachmo, Quicksand got planted! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Hard back suplex on Quicksand. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Quicksand walks into a high dropkick from Sachmo, almost losing several teeth in the process. Quicksand reverses a waistlock. Quicksand hits a dropkick on Sachmo and gets right back up. Power drive elbow by Quicksand. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Sachmo is in trouble. Cut-Throat Suplex! 1....2....3. Quicksand extends his hand to Sachmo...and it is accepted! They shake!



We see a video of the War Games match in which Flamebeard’s Followers outsmart Team Coffee. Legal Narcotics and the Badasses work out their differences and each say they will become the next Tag Team Champions. This prompts Jeeber and Coffee to talk about who is better. Jeeber wants a Lightweight Title shot. Smokin’ steps in and says that Jeeber has to go through him first. Jeeber defeats Smokin’ to earn a Lightweight Title shot and Coffee isn’t happy. So here we are.


Coffee Warlord vs JeeberD.



Match Background: This match is for the FOFC Lightweight title. Coffee Warlord has been FOFC Lightweight champion since 20 May 2006.

The Match: Flying elbow from JeeberD connects. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Coffee is down! Hooks the leg for a two count. Coffee kicks JeeberD in the gut to reverse the momentum. Coffee Warlord connects with rights and lefts and JeeberD is down! Coffee slams JeeberD down and motions to the crowd. Hooks the leg for a two count. Death valley driver by Coffee Warlord! No one executes that move properly anymore. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Bodyslam by Coffee. Jeeber flips out of a Coffee Warlord bodyslam attempt. SUPER frankensteiner on Coffee, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Hooks the leg for a two count. Springboard dropkick from JeeberD. Nicely done. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Coffee takes a flying neckbreaker from JeeberD. Jeeber hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Coffee blocks a punch. Coffee Warlord with a spinning neckbreaker on Jeeber. High Angle DDT by Coffee Warlord just SPIKES JeeberD down! JeeberD is in trouble. Here it comes - Super Kick. 1....2...3, it's finished. After the match, Darkiller comes down to the ring. Darkiller has a chair. Coffee turns and takes a brutal shot to the head. Jeeber is next to take a hard shot. Darkiller has demolished everyone!


Winner: Coffee Warlord is still the FOFC Lightweight Champion.

English: Looks like things are really ready to explode. Tune in tomorrow night for Summer Bash on PPV. Good night everyone.




FOFC Lightweight Champion: Coffee Warlord.
FOFC Heavyweight Champion: Barry Windham.
FOFC Hardcore Champion: Digamma.
FOFC Television Champion: Illinifan.
FOFC Tag Team Champions: To be decided at Summer Bash.

Match of the night: Quicksand vs. Sachmo: 77%.
Our overall rating for the show was 67%.
Our TV rating was .74.
Attendance: 506.


One other note. I think I will just keep the updates here and not on the website. It used to take a lot of my time to post them on both. So to keep this thing going, I think I will just do the dynasty here if that is ok with everyone. I may still use the website for once a month (game time) for things like injuries and news.

[Coffee Warlord]

Wow. I was just thinking about Legal Narcotics a couple days ago, too. Whoo.

The one, the only, the Coffee Warlord still rules.

[DolphinFan1]

Preview of Summer Bash PPV:

Tag Team Title Match: Legal Narcotics vs. The Badasses.

TV Title Match: Illinifan (C) vs. Quicksand vs. Tucker.

Cage Match: Chief Rum/Tekneek vs. Noop/Swaggs.

#1 contenders match for the Tag Team Titles: NevStar/The Afoci vs. Primelord/Shorty vs. Double K.

Inferno Match for the Heavyweight Title: Barry Windham (C) vs. Raven.

Ladder Match for the Hardcore Title: Digamma (C) vs. Smokin' Warlord.

I Quit match for the Lightweight Title: Coffee Warlord (C) vs. Darkiller.



Plus, on Tuesday Tough Love following Summer Bash, look for 3 new FOFC members to make their debut.