Facebook posts so pathetic they belong in this thread!!! - Page 5

Noop · 05-10-2011, 11:35 AM

The amount of religious post on facebook cracks me up. The main reason being that the people posting them are some of the biggest sinners I know. I wonder if they are secretly trolling everyone though. I know one girl in particular who this time last year was... well you know... lately she's been on this Jesus vibe.

Yet when a friend announced he was looking for a date she wanted to go with him (her friend had already said she was going with him so she was going to be the third wheel) and suggested I go. Long story short that shit she posted was pure bull crap. For someone who is supposedly a Godly person she sure was quick to throw it at me.

JediKooter · 05-10-2011, 11:41 AM

The shit just keeps on coming.

Quote:

God showed me today Eve was created as a Solution to Man's Aloneness .She was God's Masterpiece, Although the Bible doesnt really describe her I have no doubt she was the most beautiful woman who ever lived.She was never a child, a daughter or a sister...

Noop · 05-10-2011, 11:50 AM

See what I mean? That has got to be trolling right?

Izulde · 05-10-2011, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mauboy1

I learned something today a hose has a male and female end never heard of it called that before! Also if your a dad and u have a teenage daughter u shouldnt b walking all around town holding her hand gives me the creeps and makes me wonder...Cum on she isnt a lil girl

Bolded =

Rizon · 05-10-2011, 01:57 PM

Tell her: Do not try and eat the fruit. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth: there is no fruit.

heybrad · 05-10-2011, 01:57 PM

Depression is not a sign of weakness, it is a sign that you have been trying to be strong for too long. Put this as your status if you know someone who has or has had depression. Will you do it, and leave it on your status for at least an hour? Most people won't, but it's Depression Awareness Week and 1 in 5 of us will suffer at some point in our lives. Show your support. I copied and pasted, will you???

Any of the 'copy and paste this' statuses annoy me.

Lathum · 05-10-2011, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heybrad

Any of the 'copy and paste this' statuses annoy me.

+1

GoSeahawks · 05-10-2011, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heybrad

Any of the 'copy and paste this' statuses annoy me.

Yes yes yes....WTF is up with the one hour thing? Who posts something for an hour then deletes?

heybrad · 05-10-2011, 04:11 PM

We ask that all legal gun owners post this on their wall. The U.S. Supreme court has affirmed. That the right to keep and bear arms. Is a fundamental right of the individual. If you believe in the 2nd amendment, and you are not afraid to show it. Re-post this. Remember, if we outlaw guns. Then only outlaws will have guns.

Another 'copy and paste' but why would I want to represent myself with that punctuation. I wonder if each period is supposed to be a dramatic pause as if I should be reading this as if I'm Charlton Heston.

JediKooter · 05-10-2011, 04:15 PM

Or Jim Kirk.

molson · 05-10-2011, 04:26 PM

We should all post something similar in our facebooks posts about the "copy and paste this" nonsense, and then ask others to do the same if they agree with us.

DataKing · 05-10-2011, 04:34 PM

And don't forget the hearts...

JediKooter · 05-10-2011, 04:54 PM

I hate the hearts, but, I think that's because I don't know the secret keyboard shortcut for them.

DataKing · 05-10-2011, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediKooter

I hate the hearts, but, I think that's because I don't know the secret keyboard shortcut for them.

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you...

JediKooter · 05-10-2011, 05:05 PM

Man, it's always something.

mauchow · 05-10-2011, 09:57 PM

This was my old neighbor in Appleton. This is what she's posted today on her wall.. in order.

Ok, today we can add Angry and frustrated to the lonely. All I keep asking myself is WHY ME, and WHY NOW??

Yup I'm in a mood. Why is it you can give and give to others but when the shoe is on the other foot you turn invisible??

Just read the coolest thing, "The best kind of life is surrounding yourself with people you love, who love you back."

----

I really need to make her shit invisible to me..

britrock88 · 05-11-2011, 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heybrad

We ask that all legal gun owners post this on their wall. The U.S. Supreme court has affirmed. That the right to keep and bear arms. Is a fundamental right of the individual. If you believe in the 2nd amendment, and you are not afraid to show it. Re-post this. Remember, if we outlaw guns. Then only outlaws will have guns.

Another 'copy and paste' but why would I want to represent myself with that punctuation. I wonder if each period is supposed to be a dramatic pause as if I should be reading this as if I'm Charlton Heston.

I forgot that period placement could make me laugh so hard.

sabotai · 05-11-2011, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mauboy1

This was my old neighbor in Appleton. This is what she's posted today on her wall.. in order.

Ok, today we can add Angry and frustrated to the lonely. All I keep asking myself is WHY ME, and WHY NOW??

Yup I'm in a mood. Why is it you can give and give to others but when the shoe is on the other foot you turn invisible??

Just read the coolest thing, "The best kind of life is surrounding yourself with people you love, who love you back."

----

I really need to make her shit invisible to me..

Respond with "I have the PERFECT gift for you!"

She'll then say "What is it?"

And then you say "A cross to nail yourself to."

DaddyTorgo · 05-11-2011, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by molson

We should all post something similar in our facebooks posts about the "copy and paste this" nonsense, and then ask others to do the same if they agree with us.

Let's start our own meme and see if we can make it go viral...

MrBug708 · 05-11-2011, 03:17 PM

i Am So TAN!!! I LOVE Miami!!!!

Went outside to get something out of my car and was attacked in the head by a fucking crow .... My head stings now and I probably have the bird flu.... Wtf !!!! This shit would only happen to me ....

AnalBumCover · 05-11-2011, 03:39 PM

Not a pathetic post, but funny enough that I thought I'd add to the collection.

From one friend to another's wall:

Quote:

Happy Birthday old lady. For your gift, I've decided to hand you your ass in words with friends.

Lathum · 05-11-2011, 03:42 PM

try and stay on topic

PackerFanatic · 05-11-2011, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mauboy1

This was my old neighbor in Appleton. This is what she's posted today on her wall.. in order.

Ok, today we can add Angry and frustrated to the lonely. All I keep asking myself is WHY ME, and WHY NOW??

Yup I'm in a mood. Why is it you can give and give to others but when the shoe is on the other foot you turn invisible??

Just read the coolest thing, "The best kind of life is surrounding yourself with people you love, who love you back."

----

I really need to make her shit invisible to me..

If you need someone to check up on her, let me know

PackerFanatic · 05-11-2011, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBug708

i Am So TAN!!! I LOVE Miami!!!!

Went outside to get something out of my car and was attacked in the head by a fucking crow .... My head stings now and I probably have the bird flu.... Wtf !!!! This shit would only happen to me ....

lol - now that is funny.

Rizon · 05-11-2011, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum

try and stay on topic

Ksyrup · 05-11-2011, 04:46 PM

This isn't so much pathetic as it is uncomfortable. My cousin, who's in her early 20s, is into modeling and fashion. She's designed a bunch of clothes and taken a bunch of professional modeling pictures, some of which border on NSFW. And of course posted them on FB.

It's not uncomfortable because she shouldn't be taking those kinds of pictures; it's more that she should, but I'm seeing them. Like I said, uncomfortable.

And I guess this is a bonus for anyone who I've friended on FB lol...

JediKooter · 05-11-2011, 04:48 PM

Link please.

Ksyrup · 05-11-2011, 04:50 PM

It's a FB treasure hunt.

JediKooter · 05-11-2011, 04:51 PM

Sounds like there is some treasure indeed.

Ksyrup · 05-11-2011, 04:53 PM

She's a pretty girl. A bit too skinny, though. But she's my damn COUSIN!

Lathum · 05-11-2011, 04:54 PM

On my way to KSyrups FB page now

JediKooter · 05-11-2011, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

She's a pretty girl. A bit too skinny, though. But she's my damn COUSIN!

I'd like to decide for myself if she's too skinny.

Rizon · 05-11-2011, 05:00 PM

The last few posts are a tease for those of us not lucky enough to be Ksyrups FB friend.

Rizon · 05-11-2011, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

She's a pretty girl. A bit too skinny, though. But she's my damn COUSIN!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

This isn't so much pathetic as it is uncomfortable. My cousin, who's in her early 20s, is into modeling and fashion. She's designed a bunch of clothes and taken a bunch of professional modeling pictures, some of which border on NSFW. And of course posted them on FB.

It's not uncomfortable because she shouldn't be taking those kinds of pictures; it's more that she should, but I'm seeing them. Like I said, uncomfortable.

And I guess this is a bonus for anyone who I've friended on FB lol...

FWIW, I also have a skinny cousin that's a model who has posted borderline NSFW pics, so I do concur with your conflicted quandary.

Chief Rum · 05-11-2011, 05:02 PM

Personally I think this is all a ruse for KSyrup to up his FB friend list.

Chances are, his cousin is the same hobbit DT's dating.

Ksyrup · 05-11-2011, 05:03 PM

My mom won't even look at her pics. Between that and the way she and my other cousin (her sister) talk on FB (F this and F that), my mom's about had a heart attack.

JediKooter · 05-11-2011, 05:08 PM

Ok. Rizon and Ksyrup need to cough up links plz thx.

molson · 05-11-2011, 05:09 PM

Hey, Osama Bin Laden was married to a bunch of his first cousins, and i don't see anybody calling him some kind of crazy person.

Ksyrup · 05-11-2011, 09:11 PM

I'm not sure what it means that there are only a couple of posts since I last posted - either you guys let it go, or there are 150,000 PMs going back and forth.

mauchow · 05-11-2011, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PackerFanatic

If you need someone to check up on her, let me know

Hah! Go to Darboy and turn into the neigborhood on Hopfensperger off KK and just listen for the mother screaming at her kids for playing like normal kids.

DaddyTorgo · 05-11-2011, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I'm not sure what it means that there are only a couple of posts since I last posted - either you guys let it go, or there are 150,000 PMs going back and forth.

Haha - if you were a member of the FOFC FB group I would have friended you before

Pumpy Tudors · 05-11-2011, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I'm not sure what it means that there are only a couple of posts since I last posted - either you guys let it go, or there are 150,000 PMs going back and forth.

I spent 4 minutes looking for her, couldn't figure out which one was her, and gave up.

Lathum · 05-11-2011, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I spent 4 minutes looking for her, couldn't figure out which one was her, and gave up.

+1

DanGarion · 05-11-2011, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I'm not sure what it means that there are only a couple of posts since I last posted - either you guys let it go, or there are 150,000 PMs going back and forth.

I can't remember your name, so I can't figure out who you are or if you are a friend of mine... hah.

Ksyrup · 05-11-2011, 11:03 PM

That's OK - I don't remember my name sometimes, too.

Ksyrup · 05-11-2011, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I spent 4 minutes looking for her, couldn't figure out which one was her, and gave up.

I didn't think it would be hard - one of the shots is her profile pic (at least last time I checked).

britrock88 · 05-12-2011, 02:23 AM

Skinny is my type!

JeeberD · 05-12-2011, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I didn't think it would be hard - one of the shots is her profile pic (at least last time I checked).

Yeah, it took me about 30 seconds to find her...

JediKooter · 05-12-2011, 11:24 AM

She must be REALLY skinny if you guys can't find her.

PackerFanatic · 05-12-2011, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mauboy1

Hah! Go to Darboy and turn into the neigborhood on Hopfensperger off KK and just listen for the mother screaming at her kids for playing like normal kids.

lol - nice.

05-10-2011, 11:35 AM	#201
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	The amount of religious post on facebook cracks me up. The main reason being that the people posting them are some of the biggest sinners I know. I wonder if they are secretly trolling everyone though. I know one girl in particular who this time last year was... well you know... lately she's been on this Jesus vibe. Yet when a friend announced he was looking for a date she wanted to go with him (her friend had already said she was going with him so she was going to be the third wheel) and suggested I go. Long story short that shit she posted was pure bull crap. For someone who is supposedly a Godly person she sure was quick to throw it at me. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

05-10-2011, 11:50 AM	#203
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	See what I mean? That has got to be trolling right? __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

05-10-2011, 04:15 PM	#210
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Or Jim Kirk. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

05-10-2011, 04:34 PM	#212
DataKing Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Chicago	And don't forget the hearts... __________________ Current Games Diablo III (BattleTag: DataKing#1685) Allegiances: Chicago Bears - Detroit Red Wings - Kansas Jayhawks Awards: 2011 Golden Scribe - Other Sports Category (The Straight(away) and Narrow - A Forza Motorsport 3 Dynasty)

05-10-2011, 04:54 PM	#213
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	I hate the hearts, but, I think that's because I don't know the secret keyboard shortcut for them. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

05-10-2011, 01:57 PM	#205
Rizon Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Oakland, CA	Tell her: Do not try and eat the fruit. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth: there is no fruit.

05-10-2011, 01:57 PM	#206
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	Depression is not a sign of weakness, it is a sign that you have been trying to be strong for too long. Put this as your status if you know someone who has or has had depression. Will you do it, and leave it on your status for at least an hour? Most people won't, but it's Depression Awareness Week and 1 in 5 of us will suffer at some point in our lives. Show your support. I copied and pasted, will you??? Any of the 'copy and paste this' statuses annoy me.

05-10-2011, 04:11 PM	#209
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	We ask that all legal gun owners post this on their wall. The U.S. Supreme court has affirmed. That the right to keep and bear arms. Is a fundamental right of the individual. If you believe in the 2nd amendment, and you are not afraid to show it. Re-post this. Remember, if we outlaw guns. Then only outlaws will have guns. Another 'copy and paste' but why would I want to represent myself with that punctuation. I wonder if each period is supposed to be a dramatic pause as if I should be reading this as if I'm Charlton Heston.

05-10-2011, 04:26 PM	#211
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	We should all post something similar in our facebooks posts about the "copy and paste this" nonsense, and then ask others to do the same if they agree with us.

05-10-2011, 05:05 PM	#215
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Man, it's always something. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

05-10-2011, 09:57 PM	#216
mauchow Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Murfreesboro, TN	This was my old neighbor in Appleton. This is what she's posted today on her wall.. in order. Ok, today we can add Angry and frustrated to the lonely. All I keep asking myself is WHY ME, and WHY NOW?? Yup I'm in a mood. Why is it you can give and give to others but when the shoe is on the other foot you turn invisible?? Just read the coolest thing, "The best kind of life is surrounding yourself with people you love, who love you back." ---- I really need to make her shit invisible to me..

05-11-2011, 03:17 PM	#220
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	i Am So TAN!!! I LOVE Miami!!!! Went outside to get something out of my car and was attacked in the head by a fucking crow .... My head stings now and I probably have the bird flu.... Wtf !!!! This shit would only happen to me ....

05-11-2011, 03:42 PM	#222
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	try and stay on topic

05-11-2011, 04:46 PM	#226
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	This isn't so much pathetic as it is uncomfortable. My cousin, who's in her early 20s, is into modeling and fashion. She's designed a bunch of clothes and taken a bunch of professional modeling pictures, some of which border on NSFW. And of course posted them on FB. It's not uncomfortable because she shouldn't be taking those kinds of pictures; it's more that she should, but I'm seeing them. Like I said, uncomfortable. And I guess this is a bonus for anyone who I've friended on FB lol... __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 05-11-2011 at 04:47 PM.

05-11-2011, 04:48 PM	#227
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Link please. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

05-11-2011, 04:50 PM	#228
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	It's a FB treasure hunt. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-11-2011, 04:51 PM	#229
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Sounds like there is some treasure indeed. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

05-11-2011, 04:53 PM	#230
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	She's a pretty girl. A bit too skinny, though. But she's my damn COUSIN! __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-11-2011, 04:54 PM	#231
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	On my way to KSyrups FB page now

05-11-2011, 05:00 PM	#233
Rizon Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Oakland, CA	The last few posts are a tease for those of us not lucky enough to be Ksyrups FB friend.

05-11-2011, 05:02 PM	#235
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	Personally I think this is all a ruse for KSyrup to up his FB friend list. Chances are, his cousin is the same hobbit DT's dating. __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

05-11-2011, 05:03 PM	#236
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	My mom won't even look at her pics. Between that and the way she and my other cousin (her sister) talk on FB (F this and F that), my mom's about had a heart attack. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-11-2011, 05:08 PM	#237
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Ok. Rizon and Ksyrup need to cough up links plz thx. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

05-11-2011, 05:09 PM	#238
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	Hey, Osama Bin Laden was married to a bunch of his first cousins, and i don't see anybody calling him some kind of crazy person.

05-11-2011, 09:11 PM	#239
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I'm not sure what it means that there are only a couple of posts since I last posted - either you guys let it go, or there are 150,000 PMs going back and forth. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-11-2011, 11:03 PM	#245
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	That's OK - I don't remember my name sometimes, too. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-12-2011, 02:23 AM	#247
britrock88 Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Madison, WI	Skinny is my type!

05-12-2011, 11:24 AM	#249
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	She must be REALLY skinny if you guys can't find her. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

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