Yet More COnsecutive Thread Hilarity - Page 5

DanGarion · 05-31-2005, 03:48 PM

And Deep Throat is...
Miss Canada...

heheh

duckman · 06-11-2005, 11:17 PM

McBride will "Drink Ireland Dry"
I WANT A GUINNESS!

sterlingice · 06-23-2005, 11:04 PM

Shawn Bradley retires
Transsexual cleared to play in Australian Women's Soccer League
SI

Easy Mac · 06-23-2005, 11:14 PM

5 Word Storytime
Jeebs is in the box

Mustang · 06-23-2005, 11:27 PM

How about a triple...

Downing Street Memo
Iraq insurgency in 'last throes,' Cheney says
You thought you had a bad day

sterlingice · 06-29-2005, 11:26 AM

10 things to do if you encounter a UFO
Time To Buy Porn, Lottery Tickets, and Cigars

SI

MrBug708 · 06-29-2005, 10:29 PM

Another triple

Kenny Rogers doesn't like the media
Hit Me Baby One More Time
So, I took some anti-anxiety meds today...

kingfc22 · 06-29-2005, 10:31 PM

Summer Reading List
For Fans of Fountains of Wayne
Average Joe: The Joes Strike Back

EagleFan · 06-29-2005, 11:33 PM

It's Gone! 2004-2006 NHL Offseason and Lockout Thread
I'm very nauseous

Time To Buy Porn, Lottery Tickets, and Cigars
So...I'm in Memphis...
ping: Kwhit

kingfc22 · 07-15-2005, 09:32 PM

This reeks of something so hollow
Mom of the year candidate

RebelMan · 07-16-2005, 10:00 AM

This reeks of something so hollow
"Lucky" Dog?!

Mom of the Year candidate
What's your favorite crack food?

Pat the rat
Naked Zorro

randal7 · 07-30-2005, 04:31 AM

You thought your girlfriend was talented
A question about handling my meat

AlexB · 07-30-2005, 03:46 PM

A question about handling my meat
Do It. DO IT!!

lighthousekeeper · 08-01-2005, 09:32 PM

I know this doesn't really count since it's coming from the mlb.com site, but it made me chuckle:

NEWS:
• Palmeiro suspended, denies steroid use
• Bonds: Don't expect me this season

sterlingice · 08-10-2005, 11:15 AM

Wild on Tara
Be very careful when locking up your nuts

SI

sterlingice · 08-11-2005, 07:50 PM

I dunno about hilarity, but it's something:

I just quit my job...
OT: Resume help needed

SI

MrBug708 · 08-11-2005, 07:54 PM

Fathers' Rights
Werewolf IX: Village of the Damned

Poli · 08-27-2005, 06:37 AM

Terri Hatcher Van Sex
I love stories like this.

cuervo72 · 09-16-2005, 11:11 AM

Survey - Women Experimenting More with Bisexuality
Say it ain't so!!!!
Ping: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Poli · 09-16-2005, 11:22 AM

I knew before I looked this had bisexuality and Hewitt involved somehow.

cuervo72 · 09-16-2005, 11:30 AM

So I'm predictable.

RebelMan · 09-16-2005, 01:09 PM

(POL) More horrible news from Iraq
There is Officially Nothing Left to Cut in the Federal Budget

AL MVP: Ortiz or A-Rod
and these are the jersey's that aren't on my Christmas List

ESPN Hollywood-WTF??
Say it ain't so!!!!

VPI97 · 10-03-2005, 11:02 PM

		Nothing is sadder than Easy Mac	Yesterday 11:29 PM by illinifan999	15	122
		Drinking alone........... Wasabiak	Yesterday 11:14 PM by Balldog	24	260

sterlingice · 10-14-2005, 01:18 PM

It's like a questionaire they give before you board the cruise:

Sail With The Vikings
Can a child molester ever be called "hot"?
Serious question regarding sexual "preference"

SI

AlexB · 10-29-2005, 06:12 PM

Have you ever cheated on your significant other?
She broke my heart

Ping: Drunk Guy
WOOOOT! I passed the bar exam!

What can you do when a cop wierds you out?
OT-Buying Condoms

vtbub · 10-29-2005, 06:26 PM

My bowel's suck
Rachael Ray from Food Network

Klinglerware · 10-31-2005, 03:17 PM

Can I get a "do over"?

So Bush nominated Alito to SCOTUS..

(or the other way around might be funnier, depending on your point of view...)

cuervo72 · 11-01-2005, 12:28 PM

Best 80s video?
A Good Katrina story

sterlingice · 11-09-2005, 01:33 PM

Something to drive you bonkers
Hampster Dance radio?

SI

Celeval · 11-27-2005, 08:40 PM

Michael Irvin Arrested
Ping: FOFC Lawyers

Rizon · 11-27-2005, 08:44 PM

My apartment rant!
Rent: The Movie

laptop speakers
Technology f'ing rules

Lost, Season 2
General Motors laying off 30k employee's/Rant inside

sterlingice · 12-07-2005, 01:34 PM

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
So Bloody Hot!!!

SI

WSUCougar · 12-22-2005, 03:44 PM

Got a kick out of this one:

How did life on this planet begin?

Chicken Wings (Buffalo Wild Wings in particular)

cuervo72 · 01-03-2006, 05:20 PM

2006 NFL Head Coach Firing and Hiring Season
Norv Turner is unemployed...
Need new job!

cuervo72 · 01-25-2006, 08:42 AM

New Stryper Album
I have never been so excited about radio as I am now.

stevew · 01-26-2006, 12:25 PM

Way too easy on this one.

Raptors GM Rob Babcock fired
Finally.....

BuffaloHuskey · 01-26-2006, 03:17 PM

Also an easy one....

When going out to dinner goes wrong ( 1 2 )

Food Poisoning?

Dutch · 02-05-2006, 03:47 PM

Ow. Ow. Ow.
anybody ever been in prison before?

Something just doesn't seem right
Snow in the ATL?

Baseball Mogul 2007 gets serious
Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow Split

Any Star Trek Fans?
Need a Good Pickup Line

Klinglerware · 02-08-2006, 03:02 PM

Dream Job

CIA By Day, Panty Thief By Night

timmae · 02-09-2006, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klinglerware

Dream Job

CIA By Day, Panty Thief By Night

I'll 'try' to one up you on this one...

Love Monkey...Shameless Plug, CIA By Day Panty Thief By Night

sterlingice · 02-15-2006, 02:07 PM

Since I can't find the new one, back to this thread...

Poll: Do you have a will?
So I'm thinking about dying on here

SI

Dutch · 02-15-2006, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterlingice

Since I can't find the new one, back to this thread...

Poll: Do you have a will?
So I'm thinking about dying on here

SI

I deleted it 'cause somebody was bitching...

sterlingice · 02-15-2006, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dutch

I deleted it 'cause somebody was bitching...

Aw, I supported the new one

SI

Butter · 02-16-2006, 08:22 AM

POL - I smell smoke!
Ping: The Afoci

digamma · 02-17-2006, 09:57 PM

I can't quite seem to make

Maximum Football
Worst Marketing Campaign Ever?

work.

kingfc22 · 02-21-2006, 08:57 PM

How Dumb Can You Be
Maximim Football

Maple Leafs · 02-27-2006, 04:40 PM

Autistic Teenager Out-Rudys Rudy, scores 20 in 4 Minutes.
Raptors find a savior!?

terpkristin · 03-03-2006, 08:07 PM

Carbon monoxide kills naked cheating couple during sex in car in garage
Is this wrong?

/tk

AlexB · 03-04-2006, 12:06 PM

I have the runs
Bloodbowl?
The worst video in the history of human civilisation

Ouch

Antmeister · 03-04-2006, 12:32 PM

Maximum Football???
This story doesn't really surprise me...

05-31-2005, 03:48 PM	#201
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	And Deep Throat is... Miss Canada... heheh __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

06-23-2005, 11:04 PM	#203
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Shawn Bradley retires Transsexual cleared to play in Australian Women's Soccer League SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

06-23-2005, 11:27 PM	#205
Mustang Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wisconsin	How about a triple... Downing Street Memo Iraq insurgency in 'last throes,' Cheney says You thought you had a bad day __________________ You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its...

06-29-2005, 11:26 AM	#206
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	10 things to do if you encounter a UFO Time To Buy Porn, Lottery Tickets, and Cigars SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

06-29-2005, 10:31 PM	#208
kingfc22 Head Coach Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Morgan Hill, CA	Summer Reading List For Fans of Fountains of Wayne Average Joe: The Joes Strike Back __________________ Fan of SF Giants, 49ers, Sharks, Arsenal

06-23-2005, 11:14 PM	#204
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	5 Word Storytime Jeebs is in the box

06-29-2005, 10:29 PM	#207
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Another triple Kenny Rogers doesn't like the media Hit Me Baby One More Time So, I took some anti-anxiety meds today...

06-29-2005, 11:33 PM	#209
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	It's Gone! 2004-2006 NHL Offseason and Lockout Thread I'm very nauseous Time To Buy Porn, Lottery Tickets, and Cigars So...I'm in Memphis... ping: Kwhit

07-15-2005, 09:32 PM	#210
kingfc22 Head Coach Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Morgan Hill, CA	This reeks of something so hollow Mom of the year candidate __________________ Fan of SF Giants, 49ers, Sharks, Arsenal

07-16-2005, 10:00 AM	#211
RebelMan Mascot Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada	This reeks of something so hollow "Lucky" Dog?! Mom of the Year candidate What's your favorite crack food? Pat the rat Naked Zorro

07-30-2005, 04:31 AM	#212
randal7 H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Nov 2003	You thought your girlfriend was talented A question about handling my meat

07-30-2005, 03:46 PM	#213
AlexB Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Newbury, England	A question about handling my meat Do It. DO IT!! __________________ 'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports!

08-01-2005, 09:32 PM	#214
lighthousekeeper College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	I know this doesn't really count since it's coming from the mlb.com site, but it made me chuckle: NEWS: • Palmeiro suspended, denies steroid use • Bonds: Don't expect me this season

08-10-2005, 11:15 AM	#215
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Wild on Tara Be very careful when locking up your nuts SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

08-11-2005, 07:50 PM	#216
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	I dunno about hilarity, but it's something: I just quit my job... OT: Resume help needed SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

08-11-2005, 07:54 PM	#217
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Fathers' Rights Werewolf IX: Village of the Damned

08-27-2005, 06:37 AM	#218
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Terri Hatcher Van Sex I love stories like this. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

09-16-2005, 11:11 AM	#219
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Survey - Women Experimenting More with Bisexuality Say it ain't so!!!! Ping: Jennifer Love Hewitt __________________ null

09-16-2005, 11:22 AM	#220
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	I knew before I looked this had bisexuality and Hewitt involved somehow. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

09-16-2005, 11:30 AM	#221
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	So I'm predictable. __________________ null

09-16-2005, 01:09 PM	#222
RebelMan Mascot Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada	(POL) More horrible news from Iraq There is Officially Nothing Left to Cut in the Federal Budget AL MVP: Ortiz or A-Rod and these are the jersey's that aren't on my Christmas List ESPN Hollywood-WTF?? Say it ain't so!!!!

10-14-2005, 01:18 PM	#224
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	It's like a questionaire they give before you board the cruise: Sail With The Vikings Can a child molester ever be called "hot"? Serious question regarding sexual "preference" SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

10-29-2005, 06:12 PM	#225
AlexB Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Newbury, England	Have you ever cheated on your significant other? She broke my heart Ping: Drunk Guy WOOOOT! I passed the bar exam! What can you do when a cop wierds you out? OT-Buying Condoms __________________ 'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports!

10-29-2005, 06:26 PM	#226
vtbub College Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burlington, VT USA	My bowel's suck Rachael Ray from Food Network __________________

10-31-2005, 03:17 PM	#227
Klinglerware College Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The DMV	Can I get a "do over"? So Bush nominated Alito to SCOTUS.. (or the other way around might be funnier, depending on your point of view...)

11-01-2005, 12:28 PM	#228
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Best 80s video? A Good Katrina story __________________ null

11-09-2005, 01:33 PM	#229
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Something to drive you bonkers Hampster Dance radio? SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" Last edited by sterlingice : 11-09-2005 at 01:33 PM.

11-27-2005, 08:40 PM	#230
Celeval Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cary, NC, USA	Michael Irvin Arrested Ping: FOFC Lawyers

12-07-2005, 01:34 PM	#232
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Victoria's Secret Fashion Show So Bloody Hot!!! SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

12-22-2005, 03:44 PM	#233
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Got a kick out of this one: How did life on this planet begin? Chicken Wings (Buffalo Wild Wings in particular) __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

01-03-2006, 05:20 PM	#234
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	2006 NFL Head Coach Firing and Hiring Season Norv Turner is unemployed... Need new job! __________________ null

01-25-2006, 08:42 AM	#235
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	New Stryper Album I have never been so excited about radio as I am now. __________________ null

01-26-2006, 12:25 PM	#236
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Way too easy on this one. Raptors GM Rob Babcock fired Finally.....

01-26-2006, 03:17 PM	#237
BuffaloHuskey Mascot Join Date: Aug 2005	Also an easy one.... When going out to dinner goes wrong ( 1 2 ) Food Poisoning? __________________ "Buffalo is the grundle of the weather system" -T-Shirt

02-05-2006, 03:47 PM	#238
Dutch "Dutch" Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Tampa, FL	Ow. Ow. Ow. anybody ever been in prison before? Something just doesn't seem right Snow in the ATL? Baseball Mogul 2007 gets serious Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow Split Any Star Trek Fans? Need a Good Pickup Line