Is it Possible to Fudge a bank Statement?

[terpkristin]

Given the options...

Originally Posted by CamEdwards

I think terpkristen just admitted she doesn't wear undies.

or

Originally Posted by Mustang

That or she doesn't want Jessica Simpson to wear panties..

I think I'd prefer that the statement makes people think I don't wear $800 undies...

That said, I do wear 'em, just not $800 pairs. I'm a VS girl.

/tk

[sabotai]

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

I object! Animal porn is way worse than a dating site and gay porn.

I think we just learned something about Mustang that none of us ever wanted to know...

[Franklinnoble]

Originally Posted by Mustang

That or she doesn't want Jessica Simpson to wear panties..

[Glengoyne]

I'm going to second Farrah's motion that Animal porn would be most objectionable, although work to ammend it because Gay porn(as opposed to lesbian porn) might arguably be worse.

I had a much better point to make about Farrah's assertion, but I've since read something about terpkristin's undies, and am thinking of all possible acronyms for VS girl. One of them has to translate to "thong"...I'm sure of it.

[Logan]

Aren't you the man of the house? Why does she even have a clue about the finances?

[Galaxy]

Originally Posted by terpkristin

No, if you hadn't done something apparently insanely stupid with a credit card after drinking you wouldn't be in this mess.

I concur with the ladies on the board (and the few men that have gone this way) that you should just grow a pair and own up to what you did.

As for the $800 purse, I can see owning them, but they're not for me. Then again I'm still a tomboy at heart, my current purse is a Tom Bihn bag (this one, actually, in grey exterior and red interior). Now Jessica Simpson's $800 panties...that's the epitome of waste IMO...

/tk

Where you out shopping with Jessica Simpson or something?

[Galaxy]

Originally Posted by JimmyWint

"I enjoy going out drinking about once or twice a week, and drinking too much, that is my vice".

I knew my drinking would come to haunt me sooner or later. Perhaps I will disclose what I actually purchased, I just feel a lot of shame and it is hard to admit to it.

Might as well as just say it, and get it done with.

[Draft Dodger]

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Okay, so I have been seeing this girl for about a month now. Just yesterday she says she likes to get high once in a while with this girlfriend of hers. I have never smoked pot. I enjoy going out drinking about once or twice a week, and drinking too much, that is my vice. What is the difference between getting drunk like I do, or in getting stoned, other than the obvious fact it is illegal. I kind of threw up a red flag when I heard this...maybe I am overreacting? What do you all think?

best post of the thread

[Draft Dodger]

Originally Posted by Galaxy

Might as well as just say it, and get it done with.

can't be worse than gay robot porn, can it?

[Draft Dodger]

Originally Posted by Glengoyne

I had a much better point to make about Farrah's assertion, but I've since read something about terpkristin's undies, and am thinking of all possible acronyms for VS girl. One of them has to translate to "thong"...I'm sure of it.

VS = very skimpy.

[Draft Dodger]

quadola,
somehow, it seems fitting that Ricky Martin came up in iTunes as I was reading this thread

[tanglewood]

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

can't be worse than gay robot porn, can it?

a la Bjork?

[Axxon]

Originally Posted by tanglewood

a la Bjork?

Or more likely Sy Borg... gimme dat, gimme dat Sy Borg.


It's really the defiinitive work in the genre of gay robot porn.

[Axxon]

Dola, for those who are blissfully unaware of the reference

hxxp://www.nomorelyrics.net/song/91940.html

[st.cronin]

Originally Posted by Mustang

That or she doesn't want Jessica Simpson to wear panties..

/applauds

[Anthony]

i think he's into shit porn.

you know, the porn where they show one person eating shit out of another person's ass. that's the hardest of hard core porn.

i've seen some pics of shit porn (in my search for asian women getting pissed on porn), and i wish i could unsee them. i don't know if they're photoshopped, or even if that's real shit, but the fact that someone could think of it and others could be aroused by it makes me think nature selected the wrong animals to inherit the earth.

[DaddyTorgo]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

i think he's into shit porn.

you know, the porn where they show one person eating shit out of another person's ass. that's the hardest of hard core porn.

i've seen some pics of shit porn (in my search for asian women getting pissed on porn), and i wish i could unsee them. i don't know if they're photoshopped, or even if that's real shit, but the fact that someone could think of it and others could be aroused by it makes me think nature selected the wrong animals to inherit the earth.

scat-porn is primarily an asian-fetish largely because of the asian (particularly japanese) obsession with cleanliness, the unclean thus becomes fetishized and "dangerous/forbidden" and you have scat-porn.

[Axxon]

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

scat-porn is primarily an asian-fetish largely because of the asian (particularly japanese) obsession with cleanliness, the unclean thus becomes fetishized and "dangerous/forbidden" and you have scat-porn.

Well, as far as I'm concerned this fetish is full of crap.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

i think he's into shit porn.

you know, the porn where they show one person eating shit out of another person's ass. that's the hardest of hard core porn.

i've seen some pics of shit porn (in my search for asian women getting pissed on porn), and i wish i could unsee them. i don't know if they're photoshopped, or even if that's real shit, but the fact that someone could think of it and others could be aroused by it makes me think nature selected the wrong animals to inherit the earth.

Why does this not surprise me?

[cthomer5000]

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

scat-porn is primarily an asian-fetish largely because of the asian (particularly japanese) obsession with cleanliness, the unclean thus becomes fetishized and "dangerous/forbidden" and you have scat-porn.

I think an even larger reason is the fact that they can't show penetration in their porn, so they had to come up with crazy-ass ways for people to get all excitied.

the thought of someone dropping a turd on my chest doesn't exactly revv me up.

[Axxon]

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Why does this not surprise me?

Which part:

1. JimmyWint is into shit porn

2. The definition of shit porn

3. Hell Atlantic has experienced shit porn

4. All of the above

?

[cthomer5000]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

in my search for asian women getting pissed on porn

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

, and i wish i could unsee them. i don't know if they're photoshopped, or even if that's real shit, but the fact that someone could think of it and others could be aroused by it makes me think nature selected the wrong animals to inherit the earth.

so i guess this is exactly where you draw the line in what you don't find attractive?

[Axxon]

Originally Posted by cthomer5000

I think an even larger reason is the fact that they can't show penetration in their porn, so they had to come up with crazy-ass ways for people to get all excitied.

the thought of someone dropping a turd on my chest doesn't exactly revv me up.

Surely this still isn't true. I've seen Asian porn with full penetration. I knew it was the law before but I didn't think it still was and even if it is, is it worth them going this far out to try and achieve titillation?

[Axxon]

Originally Posted by cthomer5000

so i guess this is exactly where you draw the line in what you don't find attractive?

But if the coprophelia involved deli meat, condiments and bread would he then lower his standard?

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Originally Posted by Axxon

Which part:

1. JimmyWint is into shit porn

2. The definition of shit porn

3. Hell Atlantic has experienced shit porn

4. All of the above

?

#2 - #4

[Axxon]

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

#2 - #4

Very well put.

Only necrophelia, pedophelia and animal sex ( goatophelia? ) rates higher on my disgust scale and I once knew a quite pretty necropheliac.

[Anthony]

Originally Posted by cthomer5000

so i guess this is exactly where you draw the line in what you don't find attractive?

i would say that's an accurate statement. shit porn is ground zero for me, i'm cool with most anything else.

oh. and ejaculation porn - i don't go for that stuff. i think it's called bukkake. nope, that's like 1a on my list of no-no's. that and shit porn is enough to make me close up shop if i happen to come across it in a "get to know myself better session".

anyway, i think this guy is into that stuff. i'd certainly would want to hide it from my wife.

oh, and i don't like child pornagraphy. i have boundaries dammit.

[cthomer5000]

Originally Posted by Axxon

Surely this still isn't true. I've seen Asian porn with full penetration. I knew it was the law before but I didn't think it still was and even if it is, is it worth them going this far out to try and achieve titillation?

Not sure about other countries, but i mentally meant Japanese in my post.
Legal standards

Japanese law requires that genitals in pornographic movies be obscured, a practice referred to as porn mosaic. Additionally, Japanese law requires blurring of other items for television broadcast, such as handcuffs or the faces of non-adults.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porn_mosaic

[cartman]

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Not only that...but I want to read his profile on that site.

I'm late to this dog and pony show, but is JW a reincarnation of HornsManiac?

[stevew]

Originally Posted by cthomer5000

Not sure about other countries, but i mentally meant Japanese in my post.
Legal standards

Japanese law requires that genitals in pornographic movies be obscured, a practice referred to as porn mosaic. Additionally, Japanese law requires blurring of other items for television broadcast, such as handcuffs or the faces of non-adults.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porn_mosaic

Yeah, i knew what you meant about Japanese porn. That's why they do all those fucked up cartoons, right? Since that is legal.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Originally Posted by cartman

I'm late to this dog and pony show, but is JW a reincarnation of HornsManiac?

Funny you should mention dogs and ponies....

Actually I did not have the pleasure of experiencing HornsManiac and his philosphy on wooing women. He was before my time.

[cthomer5000]

Originally Posted by stevew

Yeah, i knew what you meant about Japanese porn. That's why they do all those fucked up cartoons, right? Since that is legal.

Yeah, the laws on porn basically forced a lot of "innovation" in porn.

[Greyroofoo]

I once knew a guy who said he had a girlfriend with a scat fetish which he fulfilled by taking a dump on her chest.

I never talked to him again.

[cartman]

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Funny you should mention dogs and ponies....

Actually I did not have the pleasure of experiencing HornsManiac and his philosphy on wooing women. He was before my time.

I was thinking that maybe we DID read the profile, if they are one and the same person...

[Axxon]

Originally Posted by cthomer5000

Yeah, the laws on porn basically forced a lot of "innovation" in porn.

Which Wikipedia of course helps clarify.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornography_in_Japan

I did mean Japanese in my example but of course, this could be officially illegal in Japan porn or possibly Japanese participants in porn shot in other countries.

[Anthony]

Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

I once knew a guy who said he had a girlfriend with a scat fetish which he fulfilled by taking a dump on her chest.

I never talked to him again.

playa hater. i don't judge people, the world is big enough for everyone to get their groove on any way they like. just not in my backyard.

i would have fulfilled her fetish by pissing in her mouth and having her spit it back at me, which would in turn infuriate me to the point where i would then further piss on her, this time with much more fury and abandon. that would show her.

my nipples are hard now.

[stevew]

Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

I once knew a guy who said he had a girlfriend with a scat fetish which he fulfilled by taking a dump on her chest.

I never talked to him again.

Probably a good call there.

[Axxon]

I found the following page on the subject of japanese porn which pretty much states what I'm saying.

hxxp://experts.about.com/q/Adult-Film-2706/Japanese-Porn-Uncensored.htm

I don't know anything about experts.about.com but it does sound quite authoritative.

[Rizon]

My wife has probably around 200 purses. She use to work in the handbag department of a clothing store. She'd come home with a new one each night. She probably hasn't used 83% of them, but refuses to sell them on E-bay or anything.

The funny thing is she use to come home with $800 purses she got on sale for $500, and she would talk about how much money she saved. And now she can't figure out how she's $8000 in debt. Probably spent all her money or handbag porn.

[Izulde]

Furries disturb me.

[Bad-example]

If my wife ever came home and told me her purse cost $800, she had goddamned better be using a euphemism for going to the gynecologist.

[Izulde]

Originally Posted by terpkristin

That said, I do wear 'em, just not $800 pairs. I'm a VS girl.

/tk

Thank you for keeping me employed.

[Anthony]

Originally Posted by Izulde

Thank you for keeping me employed.

you work in a women's lingerie store?


were you offended by Ozzie Guillen's recent comments by any chance?

[Izulde]

Originally Posted by stevew

Yeah, i knew what you meant about Japanese porn. That's why they do all those fucked up cartoons, right? Since that is legal.

They're required to mosaic hentai, too. That's what's cool about the English versions of hentai movies and games; a lot of times the mosaics are lifted.

[Axxon]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

you work in a women's lingerie store?


were you offended by Ozzie Guillen's recent comments by any chance?

Hmm, don't follow. It seems like for a hetero guy, working at a womens' lingerie store would be pretty awesome. Do you think homosexual males want to see women trying on lingerie? I don't.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Originally Posted by Rizon

My wife has probably around 200 purses. She use to work in the handbag department of a clothing store. She'd come home with a new one each night. She probably hasn't used 83% of them, but refuses to sell them on E-bay or anything.

The funny thing is she use to come home with $800 purses she got on sale for $500, and she would talk about how much money she saved. And now she can't figure out how she's $8000 in debt. Probably spent all her money or handbag porn.

mmmm handbag porn

[Axxon]

Ok, maybe one beer too many at dinner but it crossed my mind that the subject
Is it Possible to Fudge a bank Statement? might just validate HA's guess.

[Galaxy]

You know, all this thread needs is a HornManics sighting of how to be cocky and funny, and it would be gold.

[Axxon]

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

mmmm handbag porn

Provide the less imaginative among us with some clues please. What handbags, where would they be, how would they be used? Let your imagination run wild.

[Axxon]

Originally Posted by Galaxy

You know, all this thread needs is a HornManics sighting of how to be cocky and funny, and it would be gold.

Since it's already platinum that would be about right.