Stalls - Page 5

wishbone · 12-14-2006, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by CU Tiger

After lunch I need to drop some mexican kids off at the pool

Is this an everyday occurence? Were these just random mexicans? Is it like the day labor pickup, you just yell out "I need 9 for swimming!" and you let them fight to get into the truck?

Just curious...

Eaglesfan27 · 12-14-2006, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Just thought of something. A revelation if you will.

I've never wiped my ass with my left hand. Ever. Reason I thought of this is I tore the fingernail on my middle finger last night and today I was wiping and it hurt so much I almost had to try lefty.

Anyone an ambidextrous wiper?

About a week ago, I had a nasty cut on one of my fingers that became mildly infected and quite painful. Every time I wiped, it was very painful. I tried to wipe left handed, but it was so awkward that I just ended up enduring the pain.

The odd thing is that I am ambidexterous in some sports (I can throw fairly well left handed and I can bat from either side of the plate.)

rkmsuf · 12-15-2006, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

About a week ago, I had a nasty cut on one of my fingers that became mildly infected and quite painful. Every time I wiped, it was very painful. I tried to wipe left handed, but it was so awkward that I just ended up enduring the pain.

The odd thing is that I am ambidexterous in some sports (I can throw fairly well left handed and I can bat from either side of the plate.)

Same here. I'm wizard-like with the left and right handed dribbling but I powered through the pain as well.

Flasch186 · 12-15-2006, 09:37 AM

I honestly cant remember ever having to wipe lefty...

however, once, in my granpa's final weeks I had to help him wipe, while holding him up above a toilet at Mayo Clinic and it was a nightmare....However looking back on it, and us laughing (one of the last laughs we shared) I can't help, as gross as it sounds, to feel like the poo on his hands was part of the glue that bonded us together.

gkb · 12-15-2006, 03:23 PM

I'm a left-handed wiper, even though I'm a righty...which seems odd now that I read this thread.

rkmsuf · 12-15-2006, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by gkb

I'm a left-handed wiper, even though I'm a righty...which seems odd now that I read this thread.

you are a 1 percentile. a true freak of nature.

rkmsuf · 02-20-2007, 10:15 AM

Ok, so I'm entering the handicapped stall ready to perch on top of the bowl and I spy a newspaper on the floor. My initial thought was "score!" and was about to pick it up and enjoy some literature. Then a little voice inside advised caution as I really don't know what kind of travels this newspaper has had or what kind of precipiation it has been subjected too. Sadly I didn't read the lifestyles section just begging to be read for fear of defecation residue.

What's your feeling on the newspaper leave behind? A score or avoid contact?

Butter · 02-20-2007, 10:16 AM

Avoid.

vtbub · 02-20-2007, 10:30 AM

Avoid

Ksyrup · 02-20-2007, 10:35 AM

Avoid, but use my foot to reposition the front page to where I can read parts of the articles from above.

Logan · 02-20-2007, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Avoid, but use my foot to reposition the front page to where I can read parts of the articles from above.

Exactly.

Someone who leaves a newspaper behind, fully open, is a good man in my book.

KevinNU7 · 02-20-2007, 10:56 AM

Anyone who leaves the newspaper in the handicapped stall on the floor when they can clearly drape it on the handicapped railing is a plague to society.

Warhammer · 02-20-2007, 10:57 AM

I bring my own reading materials.

rkmsuf · 02-20-2007, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by KevinNU7

Anyone who leaves the newspaper in the handicapped stall on the floor when they can clearly drape it on the handicapped railing is a plague to society.

so you are comfortable taking the paper from the rail and opening it?

Ksyrup · 02-20-2007, 11:02 AM

It could fall.

My first preference is reading material on my BlackBerry, but when that fails, I look for alternatives.

spleen1015 · 02-20-2007, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

My first preference is reading material on my BlackBerry, but when that fails, I look for alternatives.

Texas Hold 'Em King 2 is great for this.

KevinNU7 · 02-20-2007, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

so you are comfortable taking the paper from the rail and opening it?

Yes, I live a simple life and try not to over think it

MikeVic · 02-20-2007, 11:23 AM

I'd avoid.

Logan · 02-20-2007, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by KevinNU7

Anyone who leaves the newspaper in the handicapped stall on the floor when they can clearly drape it on the handicapped railing is a plague to society.

You're the one touching other people's fecal matter. More of a chance that you are the "plague."

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Originally Posted by KevinNU7

Yes, I live a simple life and try not to over think it

Nevertheless, I agree with your basic reasoning. But I wouldn't go as far as to hold onto a newspaper that has touched the hands of at least one person while they were dumping.

rjolley · 02-20-2007, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by spleen1015

Texas Hold 'Em King 2 is great for this.

Agreed. Texas Hold 'Em King 2 is excellent for passing time.

MikeVic · 02-20-2007, 02:18 PM

I hate when a washroom's only toilet is the handicap one. They are sometimes so tall and big that I can't comfortably sit on them. There's a Wal-Mart here that has 4 or 5 urinals, and then just the one handicap toilet. All places should be required to put in a regular toilet as well.

Suburban Rhythm · 02-20-2007, 02:32 PM

I started a new job about 6 months ago...now within the same (original) company, though at the time of the move, it was a joint venture.

I immediately noticed the magazine racks on the bathroom wall I knew I'd found a place that takes care of it's employees.

rkmsuf · 02-20-2007, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Suburban Rhythm

I started a new job about 6 months ago...now within the same (original) company, though at the time of the move, it was a joint venture.

I immediately noticed the magazine racks on the bathroom wall I knew I'd found a place that takes care of it's employees.

ewwww

Toddzilla · 02-20-2007, 02:34 PM

It's likely my hands are going to be covered in crap regardless of what I do or don't read in the stall, so what's a little more poop from the paper going to hurt?

rkmsuf · 02-20-2007, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Toddzilla

It's likely my hands are going to be covered in crap regardless of what I do or don't read in the stall, so what's a little more poop from the paper going to hurt?

It's like sticking your whole hand in someone else's ass.

Butter · 02-20-2007, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

I hate when a washroom's only toilet is the handicap one. They are sometimes so tall and big that I can't comfortably sit on them. There's a Wal-Mart here that has 4 or 5 urinals, and then just the one handicap toilet. All places should be required to put in a regular toilet as well.

Sort of a reverse Accessibility Act.

FrogMan · 02-20-2007, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

I hate when a washroom's only toilet is the handicap one. They are sometimes so tall and big that I can't comfortably sit on them. There's a Wal-Mart here that has 4 or 5 urinals, and then just the one handicap toilet. All places should be required to put in a regular toilet as well.

what I hate the most about being stuck with the handicap toilet is that it's often a bit higher than the normal one. You know, being six feet tall and not having your the heel of your foot touch the floor when you shit just doesn't feel right...

FM

MikeVic · 02-20-2007, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Butter_of_69

Sort of a reverse Accessibility Act.

Yes, the toilet requirement should be an Act.

MikeVic · 02-20-2007, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by FrogMan

what I hate the most about being stuck with the handicap toilet is that it's often a bit higher than the normal one. You know, being six feet tall and not having your the heel of your foot touch the floor when you shit just doesn't feel right...

FM

Exactly! I'm used to firmly planting myself when I use a stall. I can't do that with the handicap toilets. I'm around 5'8". I can fall in!

edit: Does someone have a picture of a guy about to fall into a toilet, trying to grasp for the railing with a scared look on his face... and with the caption "Oh Shi-"????

rkmsuf · 02-20-2007, 02:51 PM

I love the places with the single restroom...mostly restaurants. You go in there, shut the door and pray you don't hear the knock if you have business to take care of.

That teaches you to be a pressure player. You hear the knock and then have to get to it. Not easy if you have a backup.

The multiple knockers are the worst. They knock and somehow can't hear you say "occupied" and keep knocking.

Dr. Sak · 02-20-2007, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

I love the places with the single restroom...mostly restaurants. You go in there, shut the door and pray you don't hear the knock if you have business to take care of.

That teaches you to be a pressure player. You hear the knock and then have to get to it. Not easy if you have a backup.

The multiple knockers are the worst. They knock and somehow can't hear you say "occupied" and keep knocking.

Or you can have what I had a few weeks ago at walmart. Someone trying to shoulder the door open like it was locked by accident. So i finished up...went out the door to find the person. He's gone. So I lurk around the shoe section by the bathroom to see if the guy comes back to yell at him. He doesn't show after a few mins so I figure he either left or shit his pants.

rkmsuf · 02-20-2007, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

Or you can have what I had a few weeks ago at walmart. Someone trying to shoulder the door open like it was locked by accident. So i finished up...went out the door to find the person. He's gone. So I lurk around the shoe section by the bathroom to see if the guy comes back to yell at him. He doesn't show after a few mins so I figure he either left or shit his pants.

lol, that's pure terror

At a restaurant the other day an older lady went to the restroom, door is locked with someone in there. she knocks, can't hear the person inside, knocks again and then says to her friend "must be stuck...maybe we should get the manager to open the door."

lol

Butter · 02-20-2007, 03:06 PM

ksmurf, you're like the Seinfeld of toilet observations.

rkmsuf · 02-20-2007, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Butter_of_69

ksmurf, you're like the Seinfeld of toilet observations.

What's the deal with the cologne dispenser?!?

Dr. Sak · 02-20-2007, 03:20 PM

I have a good one about my boss. I go into the bathroom after a late night of work to wash up. There are four stalls and four urinals. I hear my boss talking from one of stalls. At first I thought he was talking to me but after a few seconds I figured out he was on the phone.

I am finishing washing my hands and he is about hang up. He finishes the conversation with "Ok honey I'll be home for dinner soon. Love you."

So he was talking to his wife on the shitter. I wasn't able to look him in the eye for weeks without laughing.

gkb · 02-20-2007, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Ok, so I'm entering the handicapped stall ready to perch on top of the bowl and I spy a newspaper on the floor. My initial thought was "score!" and was about to pick it up and enjoy some literature. Then a little voice inside advised caution as I really don't know what kind of travels this newspaper has had or what kind of precipiation it has been subjected too. Sadly I didn't read the lifestyles section just begging to be read for fear of defecation residue.

What's your feeling on the newspaper leave behind? A score or avoid contact?

Avoid. You can use the bottom of your shoes to reposition the paper so that you can read it (like someone else mentioned). Extra credit if you can turn a page or two with your feet.

Ksyrup · 02-20-2007, 03:51 PM

I've been watching My Left Foot so that I can master this art.

Butter · 02-20-2007, 03:56 PM

Then your feet will be touching the paper which is worse, because you're not going to go to the sink and wash your feet afterwards.

wbatl1 · 02-20-2007, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Butter_of_69

Then your feet will be touching the paper which is worse, because you're not going to go to the sink and wash your feet afterwards.

But the bottom of your feet touch much worse things than a paper that may or may not have crap on it...

Craptacular · 02-21-2007, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

So he was talking to his wife on the shitter. I wasn't able to look him in the eye for weeks without laughing.

My wife talks to me while she's on the shitter.

Desmond · 02-21-2007, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Craptacular

My wife talks to me while she's on the shitter.

See, and I have to pay to get that kind of action.

rkmsuf · 03-06-2007, 10:50 AM

Ok that was a little odd. Just took a shit and it was almost lime green.

gottimd · 03-06-2007, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Ok that was a little odd. Just took a shit and it was almost lime green.

Too much salad? Wasabi? Mold? Moss?

Dr. Sak · 03-06-2007, 11:15 AM

Spinach?

Toddzilla · 03-06-2007, 11:33 AM

I loves me a poop thread

Ksyrup · 03-06-2007, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Toddzilla

I loves me a poop thread

In honor of rkmsuf, please get the coloring right.

spleen1015 · 03-06-2007, 11:37 AM

This happened to me when I ate Trix for dinner every day for 2 weeks.

rkmsuf · 03-06-2007, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

Too much salad? Wasabi? Mold? Moss?

the only thing I can think of is the gatorade but that was blue. must have reacted with the chicken and corn.

btw some corn did make it out intact. godspeed to them as they continue their journey.

Butter · 03-06-2007, 12:21 PM

Note to self: Don't click on this thread during lunch hour any more.

tucker342 · 03-06-2007, 12:29 PM

Lol, classic thread... when I find a newspaper in the stall I consider it a great thing unless it has obviously seen better days than I avoid at all costs.

12-15-2006, 09:37 AM	#204
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	I honestly cant remember ever having to wipe lefty... however, once, in my granpa's final weeks I had to help him wipe, while holding him up above a toilet at Mayo Clinic and it was a nightmare....However looking back on it, and us laughing (one of the last laughs we shared) I can't help, as gross as it sounds, to feel like the poo on his hands was part of the glue that bonded us together. __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL Last edited by Flasch186 : 12-15-2006 at 09:38 AM.

12-15-2006, 03:23 PM	#205
gkb High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado	I'm a left-handed wiper, even though I'm a righty...which seems odd now that I read this thread. __________________ BALLERZ YO, fo shizzle. - QuikSand

02-20-2007, 10:15 AM	#207
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Ok, so I'm entering the handicapped stall ready to perch on top of the bowl and I spy a newspaper on the floor. My initial thought was "score!" and was about to pick it up and enjoy some literature. Then a little voice inside advised caution as I really don't know what kind of travels this newspaper has had or what kind of precipiation it has been subjected too. Sadly I didn't read the lifestyles section just begging to be read for fear of defecation residue. What's your feeling on the newspaper leave behind? A score or avoid contact? __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

02-20-2007, 10:16 AM	#208
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	Avoid. __________________ My listening habits

02-20-2007, 10:30 AM	#209
vtbub College Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burlington, VT USA	Avoid __________________

02-20-2007, 10:35 AM	#210
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Avoid, but use my foot to reposition the front page to where I can read parts of the articles from above. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

02-20-2007, 10:56 AM	#212
KevinNU7 College Starter Join Date: May 2003 Location: Beantown	Anyone who leaves the newspaper in the handicapped stall on the floor when they can clearly drape it on the handicapped railing is a plague to society. __________________ Boston Bashers - III.14 - (8347)

02-20-2007, 10:57 AM	#213
Warhammer Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Dayton, OH	I bring my own reading materials.

02-20-2007, 11:02 AM	#215
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	It could fall. My first preference is reading material on my BlackBerry, but when that fails, I look for alternatives. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

02-20-2007, 11:23 AM	#218
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I'd avoid.

02-20-2007, 02:18 PM	#221
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I hate when a washroom's only toilet is the handicap one. They are sometimes so tall and big that I can't comfortably sit on them. There's a Wal-Mart here that has 4 or 5 urinals, and then just the one handicap toilet. All places should be required to put in a regular toilet as well.

02-20-2007, 02:32 PM	#222
Suburban Rhythm Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pittsburgh	I started a new job about 6 months ago...now within the same (original) company, though at the time of the move, it was a joint venture. I immediately noticed the magazine racks on the bathroom wall I knew I'd found a place that takes care of it's employees. __________________ "Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!"

02-20-2007, 02:34 PM	#224
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	It's likely my hands are going to be covered in crap regardless of what I do or don't read in the stall, so what's a little more poop from the paper going to hurt?

02-20-2007, 02:51 PM	#230
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I love the places with the single restroom...mostly restaurants. You go in there, shut the door and pray you don't hear the knock if you have business to take care of. That teaches you to be a pressure player. You hear the knock and then have to get to it. Not easy if you have a backup. The multiple knockers are the worst. They knock and somehow can't hear you say "occupied" and keep knocking. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

02-20-2007, 03:06 PM	#233
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	ksmurf, you're like the Seinfeld of toilet observations. __________________ My listening habits

02-20-2007, 03:20 PM	#235
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	I have a good one about my boss. I go into the bathroom after a late night of work to wash up. There are four stalls and four urinals. I hear my boss talking from one of stalls. At first I thought he was talking to me but after a few seconds I figured out he was on the phone. I am finishing washing my hands and he is about hang up. He finishes the conversation with "Ok honey I'll be home for dinner soon. Love you." So he was talking to his wife on the shitter. I wasn't able to look him in the eye for weeks without laughing.

02-20-2007, 03:51 PM	#237
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I've been watching My Left Foot so that I can master this art. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

02-20-2007, 03:56 PM	#238
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	Then your feet will be touching the paper which is worse, because you're not going to go to the sink and wash your feet afterwards. __________________ My listening habits

03-06-2007, 10:50 AM	#242
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Ok that was a little odd. Just took a shit and it was almost lime green. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

03-06-2007, 11:15 AM	#244
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Spinach?

03-06-2007, 11:33 AM	#245
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	I loves me a poop thread

03-06-2007, 11:37 AM	#247
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	This happened to me when I ate Trix for dinner every day for 2 weeks.

03-06-2007, 12:21 PM	#249
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	Note to self: Don't click on this thread during lunch hour any more. __________________ My listening habits

03-06-2007, 12:29 PM	#250
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	Lol, classic thread... when I find a newspaper in the stall I consider it a great thing unless it has obviously seen better days than I avoid at all costs.

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