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Old 12-30-2010, 06:05 PM   #2501
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Old 12-30-2010, 06:09 PM   #2502
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Old 12-30-2010, 06:43 PM   #2503
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Where's terpkristen when you need her?

Probably having surgery.

(actually, that's next week unless the doc finds more damage when I go on Tuesday...)

I was surprised to see myself in the Top 100 by post count (admittedly, I'm just barely in it). I thought I had less free time than that.

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Old 12-30-2010, 07:05 PM   #2504
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UPS sucks sometimes. Was waiting on a package today and they did the whole "unable to deliver". Problem is that I have my packages delivered to a storefront that's open all day. Asked the guys there and they said they didn't see a driver and no note was left. Probably a replacement driver who got lazy and decided that people were "not home" instead of actually delivering them. This seems to happen a lot more than I remember.
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Old 12-30-2010, 07:51 PM   #2505
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So I have been watching this "documentary" on youtube which comes from the angle that the real Paul McCartney died back in 67. I don't believe it and find it full of silly little clues but at the same time it has proper creeped me out. I thought that at 35 I might be more evolved than to let words like decapitate and tricks of audio frighten me, but apparently not.
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Old 12-30-2010, 08:00 PM   #2506
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So I have been watching this "documentary" on youtube which comes from the angle that the real Paul McCartney died back in 67. I don't believe it and find it full of silly little clues but at the same time it has proper creeped me out. I thought that at 35 I might be more evolved than to let words like decapitate and tricks of audio frighten me, but apparently not.

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Old 12-30-2010, 08:04 PM   #2507
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Old 12-30-2010, 09:35 PM   #2508
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Old 12-30-2010, 09:44 PM   #2509
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A good friend of mine just found out that her father has stage 3 brain cancer and was given about 8 to 18 months. I've just felt horrible all day. I don't know if it's knowing what she's likely going through or the fact that I could one day have to go through that with someone in my family. There is this knot in my stomach that I can't make go away.

And worst of all, I feel totally helpless. I don't know what I can say to someone in that position. "Sorry" doesn't really seem to mean much at this point. Life feels like it can be so cruel sometimes.
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Old 12-30-2010, 09:54 PM   #2510
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A good friend of mine just found out that her father has stage 3 brain cancer and was given about 8 to 18 months. I've just felt horrible all day. I don't know if it's knowing what she's likely going through or the fact that I could one day have to go through that with someone in my family. There is this knot in my stomach that I can't make go away.

And worst of all, I feel totally helpless. I don't know what I can say to someone in that position. "Sorry" doesn't really seem to mean much at this point. Life feels like it can be so cruel sometimes.

Really, truly sorry for your friend.
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WIW when I found myself in a similar situation, not father but family, I called on my best friend for support we've been like bros since little legue around age 10. The thing he said that meant the most and I remembr today, was "Man just hearing that makes me realize how important life is. I love you man and would hate to ever lose your friendship. I know I cant fix this situation but if you need anything let me know." Some may think hearing a guy say he loves you and accepting it is gay or not macho...but it really helped me in that moment.
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Old 12-30-2010, 09:57 PM   #2511
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Guess who's back, back again. Pumpy is back, so tell a friend.
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Old 12-31-2010, 12:51 AM   #2512
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Guess who's back, back again. Pumpy is back, so tell a friend.
For some reason, the fact that this post came from you makes it incredibly hilarious. Love it!
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Old 12-31-2010, 08:26 PM   #2513
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A little birdie asked me to check in. I'm fine, thanks. Post #466 in this very thread pretty much explains my absence.

So now I have to go back and look at that post to find out where you been?

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Old 01-01-2011, 11:57 PM   #2514
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Old 01-03-2011, 11:08 AM   #2515
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I was in line waiting for a table a restaurant in town yesterday for brunch and Michael Imperioli (Christopher from "Sopranos", Spider from "Goodfellas", and the dude on "Detroit 1-8-7") poked his head in, saw the long line, and quickly left.

He's been living in my town since they started to shoot "Detroit 1-8-7". I saw him a few weeks ago when I was out walking my dog.

That's all.
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Old 01-03-2011, 01:57 PM   #2516
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Old 01-03-2011, 02:04 PM   #2517
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Old 01-03-2011, 02:05 PM   #2518
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Old 01-03-2011, 02:05 PM   #2519
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Old 01-03-2011, 02:08 PM   #2520
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Looks like it.
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Old 01-03-2011, 02:14 PM   #2521
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There are very few "adult" actresses I find sexy on anything more than a deviant level. Miss Avy Scott is one of the few exceptions. Something wonderful about a girl who looks like she could be your teacher, bartender or cousin.

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Old 01-03-2011, 02:27 PM   #2522
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Old 01-03-2011, 02:27 PM   #2523
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hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsPCQ932vlUfeature=player_embedded#!

BTW, thanks for this. Wife and I watched it the other night. Very interesting, although I don't buy a bit of it. Seems to me the film very clearly demonstrates that the "Paul is dead" thing was a marketing ploy, as opposed to what they claim. The biggest question I have is - if he truly died, why would they go out of their way to give all those clues about it? Wouldn't you want to hide that from the public, not secretly flaunt it like a serial killer or something (BTK comes to mind)? That points directly to it being a marketing thing. I just don't get the motivation for all of the evidence they claim to have, if he really died.

And then there's the fact that they don't even attempt to maarry up the death with (a) a specific reported incident that might be his death and (b) the name of a couple of people who vanished off the face of the earth who might have become Paul. I was waiting for some argument about who he might have been and evidence of a car wreck, etc., but...nothing. Still, it was very entertaining.

It says "to be continued" - I couldn't find another film. Is this all there is at the moment?

EDIT: Nevermind, I went to their website and see where they will supposedly release parts 2 and 3 at the end of 2011 and 2012. Hopefully the planet will still exist by then!
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Old 01-03-2011, 02:30 PM   #2524
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Which I think is uncalled for...
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Old 01-03-2011, 02:33 PM   #2525
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started weight watchers today. had good results last year and hope for more of the same.

We did about the most cliche thing you could possibly do - bought a treadmill on January 1st. We have a membership to a rec center here in town, and while I used it pretty often for quite some time, the wife has trouble going on a consistent basis - the kids are at an age where they can't go into the weight room, are too old for the nursery, yet too young to leave at home. And I feel like I have to "schedule" my workout nights rather than just spontaneously going into the basement and getting it done. Plus, in the winter, I'll admit that it becomes 10X harder to motivate me to drive to the gym rather than stay in my house. So hopefully this will do the trick.

We're paying $65/month for the rec/gym membership, so applying that to the 12 months no interest financing we got on the treadmill, the actual difference in what it will cost isn't that much more than paying for a year of membership. Now I jsut have to put my butt where my mouth and money are.

Wait - that didn't sound right...
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Old 01-03-2011, 03:09 PM   #2526
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yeah, we have the same issue with child care. I could actually use the hospital gym for free thanks to my wife, but there is almost no opportunity to do that.

we've had our treadmill for a while now (we bought it together in lieu of Valentine's Day gifts a few years ago), but it's only been this year when we've really started to use it. I know I put in over a hundred miles on it this year and my wife has used it a lot as well. Glad to be finally getting our money's worth out of it (and now I'm actually worried we're going to wear it out someday).
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Old 01-03-2011, 03:10 PM   #2527
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Old 01-03-2011, 04:50 PM   #2528
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The biggest question I have is - if he truly died, why would they go out of their way to give all those clues about it? Wouldn't you want to hide that from the public, not secretly flaunt it like a serial killer or something (BTK comes to mind)? That points directly to it being a marketing thing. I just don't get the motivation for all of the evidence they claim to have, if he really died.

This is what makes the 'Paul is Dead' conspiracy particularly stupid IMO. The theory is based entirely on the hopelessly retarded concept that Beatles and various evil promoters putting up an immediate, convoluted and elaborate cover story that involved look-a-likes, a massive concerted media cover up....and purposefully inserting several completely obvious and simple lyrical and visual clues to that effect, onto an album(s) guaranteed to sell to tens of millions of copies to the general public, across the world.
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Old 01-03-2011, 04:56 PM   #2529
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I'm about to give a bowling ball to a young man with special needs even though he will have no clue how to use it properly. I appreciate that he's at least going to try.

If I could choose three people to roll up to my house and do a drive-by, I would choose Amanda Tapping, George Foreman, and Amanda Tapping.

A guy at work is mad at me because he thinks I've taken his woman. Point 1, she wasn't his woman. Point 2, I didn't take her.

My apartment looks a lot like Japan right now. It's in western Pennsylvania.

Amanda is about to confront her fear of chickens for the first time.

Sorry, I can't get any more free gum.

Amanda is about to confront her fear of chickens for the second time.

I'm thisclose to posting a video called "Teach Me How to Pumpy" on my web site. Yes, I am in the video. Unfortunately, so is a rooster. It was by accident. I hate cock jokes.

I haven't worn a dress in over 25 years.
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Old 01-03-2011, 05:18 PM   #2530
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If I could choose three people to roll up to my house and do a drive-by, I would choose Amanda Tapping, George Foreman, and Amanda Tapping.

If only you chose George Foreman, George Foreman, and George Foreman. George could leave four of his boys at home, and still make that happen!
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Old 01-03-2011, 05:18 PM   #2531
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My apartment looks a lot like Japan right now. It's in western Pennsylvania.

I hate to break this to you, but Japan is actually not in western Pennsylvania. It's in Japan.
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Old 01-03-2011, 05:20 PM   #2532
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If only you chose George Foreman, George Foreman, and George Foreman. George could leave four of his boys at home, and still make that happen!
This is the most solid point I've seen anyone make today.
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I hate to break this to you, but Japan is actually not in western Pennsylvania. It's in Japan.
Well, slap my 'fro. I don't even know what Japan is, really.
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Old 01-03-2011, 05:38 PM   #2533
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Old 01-03-2011, 05:41 PM   #2534
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This is the most solid point I've seen anyone make today.

Well, slap my 'fro. I don't even know what Japan is, really.

You're silly, everyone knows that Japan is a US language.
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Old 01-03-2011, 06:05 PM   #2535
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I don't even know what Japan is, really.

I think it's code for some sort of sexual activity. Not sure which one really, but I'm pretty sure that's what it means.
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Old 01-03-2011, 06:32 PM   #2536
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To Kysrup and Sloppy. Yeah, I didn't buy it, but I thought as far as bells and whistles go it was pretty good. Maybe that's just because I don't watch alot of documentaries but as I said in my initial post on it, it me creeped out but good.

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Old 01-03-2011, 08:03 PM   #2537
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To Kysrup and Sloppy. Yeah, I didn't buy it, but I thought as far as bells and whistles go it was pretty good. Maybe that's just because I don't watch alot of documentaries but as I said in my initial post on it, it me creeped out but good.

I should admit that I did not watch that doc...just always found the Paul is Dead theory goofy.

As an aside, I consequently realized I had been watching a lot of documentaries recently. Besides from whatever the topic is and the quality of the flick itself, I can always glean some dorky interest out of a documentary simply trying to figure out how much of the director's personal influence/agenda is seeping through, whether it's subtly through little bits of editing and art-direction, or ham-handedly walking the viewer through with a voice-over, to straight-up inserting themselves in every frame.

To that end, one of my favorite music docs, "The Freshest Kids" has a simple enough premise (the origins of hip-hop dancing), and watching it once through might not notice that the best part about it might be the entire absence of something...you never once even hear the director's voice, let alone see his face:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uizp9UYdKKw
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Old 01-04-2011, 07:41 AM   #2538
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I think it's funny that the first name of the new attorney general for California is Kamala.
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Old 01-04-2011, 08:52 AM   #2540
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Old 01-04-2011, 09:23 AM   #2541
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This is the most solid point I've seen anyone make today.

Well, slap my 'fro. I don't even know what Japan is, really.

I think it's what you cook Haitian food in.
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Old 01-04-2011, 10:24 AM   #2542
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they feel compelled to jog or hurry up to catch the door since you've held it open for them.

I'll just push the door open as far as it will go and let them decide if they want to rush the door closing ala Indiana Jones.
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Old 01-04-2011, 11:52 AM   #2543
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Old 01-04-2011, 12:13 PM   #2544
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So, my wife slices a piece off a brick of cheese for the little one, but doesn't put it back in the fridge. My wife gets busy and comes back and finds half the brick eaten (teeth marks all over).

My wife sees the brick of cheese, looks at the little one and my daughter goes... "TA DAAAA!!" and raises her arms.

She ain't gonna crap for awhile.

Awesome!!

Even better due to your location.
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Old 01-04-2011, 12:39 PM   #2545
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I stand there and tap my foot while looking at my watch impatiently

I immediately close the door and then hold it closed from inside.
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Old 01-04-2011, 12:49 PM   #2546
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I immediately close the door and then hold it closed from inside.

Putting a chair or long metal/wood object in the door handle works even better.
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Old 01-04-2011, 12:55 PM   #2547
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Those are all excellent suggestions, but a tad more awkward than the original.
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I don't care how close the next person is. I make sure that when I approach a door, I pee on the handle/doorknob and sneeze on the door itself. Then I go inside and do the same thing on the other side. I should probably see a doctor if I have to pee that much.
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Old 01-04-2011, 09:58 PM   #2549
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