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Lathum · 08-08-2009, 01:22 PM

FYI my receipe is the official TGIFridays secret receipe.

M GO BLUE!!! · 08-08-2009, 05:46 PM

Went to the bar last night with some coworkers...

One was so drunk he attempted to flip me off with his index finger. "If you're going to flip me off, use the middle finger asshole!"

duckman · 08-16-2009, 01:38 AM

Beer is good!

INDalltheway · 08-16-2009, 05:37 AM

...people are crazy

Chief Rum · 08-16-2009, 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum

3/4 oz vodka
3/4 oz Baileys
3/4 oz Kahula
2 scoops vanilla ice cream
1/2 cup of crushed ice.

you want any others lemme know.

Hey, that's a company secret!

Chief Rum · 08-16-2009, 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum

FYI my receipe is the official TGIFridays secret receipe.

Oh...well, there you go then.

MacroGuru · 08-18-2009, 10:33 AM

I do have to say RendeR is an awesome friend...

Rough week in my neck of the woods and he took me out drinking last night and helped me get thoroughly trashed.

I passed out on the car ride home and resumed as soon as I got through the door at home......

Head Pounding this morning.....

DaddyTorgo · 08-18-2009, 10:34 AM

10:30 on a tuesday morning and this thread is bumped??

yikes

MacroGuru · 08-18-2009, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

10:30 on a tuesday morning and this thread is bumped??

yikes

I wasn't in a state to post here last night...

DaddyTorgo · 08-18-2009, 10:53 AM

aaah.

good for RendeR for taking you out though!

Poli · 09-12-2009, 10:52 PM

Ping: Drunk guy. I'm on my way to see you.

Greyroofoo · 09-13-2009, 12:22 AM

Woohoo! I love being absolutely wasted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Greyroofoo · 09-18-2009, 03:30 AM

Well I'm here again to revive this thread. I'm disappointed in everyone else in this thread.

Izulde · 09-26-2009, 10:30 PM

I lobe the Uark theme song and i want to bang this hot chins chick on the cuh

Izulde · 09-26-2009, 11:36 PM

i ttaooly eed ge4t laid

Raiders Army · 09-27-2009, 11:43 AM

Been drinking a lot of 7 and diet 7 lately. Got some in me right now.

M GO BLUE!!! · 09-27-2009, 07:23 PM

Ok, so I was drinking some Johnnie Walker Black Label. I went to the fridge & realized I had bought a beer! Not just any beer, but this:

10% alcohol. I'm feeling pretty damn good.

GO LIONS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

jeff061 · 09-27-2009, 07:29 PM

Get yourself some Dogfish Head 120. 20% and you don't taste it. So it's 8 bucks a bottle, who cares.

For the Imperial Stouts I've been downing Old Rasputin lately. I've been getting way to snobby with my tastes lately.

terpkristin · 09-27-2009, 07:38 PM

Never heard of that beer, it looks really good. I love stouts, and imperial stouts are quite nice.

This is what I'm drinking, I really like this cider (it tastes a little...spicier than regular Woodchuck hard cider):

/tk

terpkristin · 09-27-2009, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeff061

Get yourself some Dogfish Head 120. 20% and you don't taste it. So it's 8 bucks a bottle, who cares.

For the Imperial Stouts I've been downing Old Rasputin lately. I've been getting way to snobby with my tastes lately.

+1 on Dogfish, but it may not be available in Michigan.

/tk

M GO BLUE!!! · 09-27-2009, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terpkristin

+1 on Dogfish, but it may not be available in Michigan.

/tk

I'm in NYC... I have to look for it!

jeff061 · 09-27-2009, 08:38 PM

120's sold in singles. I usually go for the 90, not cheap but still 1/4 the cost of the 120 and damn good.

terpkristin · 09-27-2009, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeff061

120's sold in singles. I usually go for the 90, not cheap but still 1/4 the cost of the 120 and damn good.

I'm actually a huge fan of their Raison D'Etre. 8% but it's a very unique flavor. Raison D'Etre | Dogfish Head Craft Brewed Ales

/tk

jeff061 · 09-27-2009, 08:43 PM

Yeah, bought that a little while ago, good stuff. I'm also a fan of the Palo Santo. I always go back to the 90 though.

JonInMiddleGA · 10-09-2009, 11:56 PM

Wondering somewhat rhetorically if I've ever posted in this thread before.

Damn, sure don't take much to get there anymore. Of course, since my last drink was something like 8 or 9 months ago, I guess that's understandable & especially since I haven't eaten since lunch & I'm getting older most definitely.

JonInMiddleGA · 10-09-2009, 11:58 PM

Sad f'n part of it is that I know that I could go back to largely sober with about two decent sized cups of coffee. Makes it a bitch to really enjoy when you know how fleeting it is.

Lathum · 10-10-2009, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Sad f'n part of it is that I know that I could go back to largely sober with about two decent sized cups of coffee. Makes it a bitch to really enjoy when you know how fleeting it is.

technically impossible, and why would you want to. Drunk is fun!

JonInMiddleGA · 10-10-2009, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum

technically impossible, and why would you want to. Drunk is fun!

The options seem to be keep drinking the beer that's left (Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout, followed by about a dozen Sam Adams Double Bocks) and lose the remainder of the feeling in my face OR hit the coffee and lose the buzz within an hour OR see what some soft drink caffeine does to the buzz (typically not much, just a slightly more energetic druink at that point).

In any case, me & alcohol have always had a weird relationship, seems the faster I get buzzed/then solidly drunk/then drunk +1 too many the quicker I sober up or at least lose most of the effects (it's f'n sad how many typos I've fixed in this post just cause I noticed them & figure it was too sloppy to leave em if I could see em).

What I oughta done was knock down some caffeine before the booze but I wasn't that smart i guess. Instead, I'm just drunk & drowsy at this point and that ain't as much fun as I wish it was.

Greyroofoo · 10-10-2009, 01:29 AM

Woohoo! Drunk person nyaY!!!!!

Marge Simpson wooHoO!!!!!!!!!!

Greyroofoo · 10-11-2009, 10:51 PM

I love Chris Columbus.

Who knew that directing a couple of Harry Potter movies would get you a national holiday.

I love you Harry Potter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean when he's 18 that is.

I should probably shut up now.

TLK · 10-17-2009, 07:53 PM

About to start in on this :

Telle · 10-24-2009, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TLK

About to start in on this :

Ok, now that just looks too damn good to be true.

Bad-example · 10-24-2009, 07:57 PM

After a hard day of shopping and cooking and failing to hydrate, 4 Newcastles have knocked me f*cking loopy. Only one more left in the fridge.

I am so horny my stuffed dolphin is starting to look good.

jeff061 · 10-24-2009, 08:19 PM

Bought some Ten Fidy stout today. Stuff is pretty much easy to down desert in a can. Not usually my thing, but I was feeling up for it.

terpkristin · 10-24-2009, 08:25 PM

Drinking a Dogfish Head Raison D'Etre, one of my favorite beers. Not really aiming to get drunk (actually, I REALLY need to hydrate to get the gunk out of my legs from my workout), but quite enjoying the beer all the same.

Have 4 more bottles of the Raison, plus 2 or 3 bottles of a pumpkin beer I don't like and 2 or so of one that isn't bad (the Shipyard one is the one that isn't bad, don't remember who made the one I don't like).

/tk

McSweeny · 10-24-2009, 08:46 PM

just finished off the little bit of Jameson i had left. i've got about a half a bottle of Bushmills that i'll start working on in a little bit. it's rainy and cold here and i figure i have to stay warm somehow.

Bad-example · 10-24-2009, 09:23 PM

Note to self: whenever you're cooking, if you are drunk enough to post in the 'Drunk Guy' thread, you should probably reconsider adding fresh chopped jalapeno peppers when the recipe doesn't call for anything remotely like it.

Yes, putting that on a post-it on the fridge is smart.

terpkristin · 10-24-2009, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bad-example

Note to self: whenever you're cooking, if you are drunk enough to post in the 'Drunk Guy' thread, you should probably reconsider adding fresh chopped jalapeno peppers when the recipe doesn't call for anything remotely like it.

Yes, putting that on a post-it on the fridge is smart.

Don't touch any sensitive areas after that chopping, either!!!!

I'm talking about your eyes. Yeah, eyes.

/tk

Bad-example · 10-24-2009, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terpkristin

I'm talking about your eyes. Yeah, eyes.

Concern noted and appreciated. I have mixed enough drinks since then to be considered safe from...um...contamination.

Bad-example · 11-05-2009, 10:59 PM

Three days of high physical and mental stress have earned me enough Newcastles to get me nicely buzzed. Turns out three did the trick. Starting on my 4th because, to be honest, I've earned that one too.

I have ten pounds of filleted chicken breasts marinating. I have a double batch of nearly perfectly cooked Mexican corn bread that absolutely delighted my father. And my bum ankle is swollen like a grapefruit.

end status report

JohnnyBGood · 12-01-2009, 02:38 AM

*Ehem.... Schlitz's made Milwaukee famous.

RendeR · 12-19-2009, 02:52 AM

UP the fuck SHUT you must....

M GO BLUE!!! · 12-24-2009, 02:03 PM

2pm Christmas Eve... Hope I'm not the only one a bit fucked up!

Lathum · 01-30-2010, 03:20 AM

First time in a while I have visited here.

Karlifornia · 01-30-2010, 03:48 AM

If I posted in this thread every time I was drunk, people would think I was a recycled amdaily. Okay, maybe not that bad...BTW is amdaily still alive? Or did his pancreas, liver, and kidneys all Thelma & Louise it together?

Izulde · 01-30-2010, 03:52 AM

I must be drunk if I'm singing along to this t.A.T.u song when I don't even like them.

GoldenEagle · 02-07-2010, 11:11 PM

Helllllo, Ladies.

path12 · 02-15-2010, 01:43 AM

Death in the Afternoon. One jigger absinthe to four ounces champagne.

This shit will fuck you up. Seriously. They are awesome.

Surtt · 02-20-2010, 02:45 AM

Didn't make any friends when I had the bar maid put on Olympic curling.

But WOW, by the end of the night the place was rocking for team Canada.
I think I made a whole bunch of fans for the sport.

Dodgerchick · 04-09-2010, 12:22 AM

bottoms up fuckers

08-18-2009, 10:33 AM	#2657
MacroGuru Coordinator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Utah	I do have to say RendeR is an awesome friend... Rough week in my neck of the woods and he took me out drinking last night and helped me get thoroughly trashed. I passed out on the car ride home and resumed as soon as I got through the door at home...... Head Pounding this morning..... __________________ "forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future"

08-18-2009, 10:34 AM	#2658
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	10:30 on a tuesday morning and this thread is bumped?? yikes __________________ Get bent whoever hacked my pw and changed my signature.

08-18-2009, 10:53 AM	#2660
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	aaah. good for RendeR for taking you out though! __________________ Get bent whoever hacked my pw and changed my signature.

09-12-2009, 10:52 PM	#2661
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Ping: Drunk guy. I'm on my way to see you. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

09-26-2009, 10:30 PM	#2664
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	I lobe the Uark theme song and i want to bang this hot chins chick on the cuh __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

08-08-2009, 01:22 PM	#2651
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	FYI my receipe is the official TGIFridays secret receipe.

08-08-2009, 05:46 PM	#2652
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Went to the bar last night with some coworkers... One was so drunk he attempted to flip me off with his index finger. "If you're going to flip me off, use the middle finger asshole!"

08-16-2009, 05:37 AM	#2654
INDalltheway College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Chicago	...people are crazy

09-13-2009, 12:22 AM	#2662
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Woohoo! I love being absolutely wasted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

09-18-2009, 03:30 AM	#2663
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Well I'm here again to revive this thread. I'm disappointed in everyone else in this thread.

09-26-2009, 11:36 PM	#2665
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	i ttaooly eed ge4t laid __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

09-27-2009, 11:43 AM	#2666
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Been drinking a lot of 7 and diet 7 lately. Got some in me right now.

09-27-2009, 07:23 PM	#2667
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Ok, so I was drinking some Johnnie Walker Black Label. I went to the fridge & realized I had bought a beer! Not just any beer, but this: 10% alcohol. I'm feeling pretty damn good. GO LIONS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

09-27-2009, 07:29 PM	#2668
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	Get yourself some Dogfish Head 120. 20% and you don't taste it. So it's 8 bucks a bottle, who cares. For the Imperial Stouts I've been downing Old Rasputin lately. I've been getting way to snobby with my tastes lately. __________________

09-27-2009, 07:38 PM	#2669
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	Never heard of that beer, it looks really good. I love stouts, and imperial stouts are quite nice. This is what I'm drinking, I really like this cider (it tastes a little...spicier than regular Woodchuck hard cider): /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

09-27-2009, 08:38 PM	#2672
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	120's sold in singles. I usually go for the 90, not cheap but still 1/4 the cost of the 120 and damn good. __________________

09-27-2009, 08:43 PM	#2674
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	Yeah, bought that a little while ago, good stuff. I'm also a fan of the Palo Santo. I always go back to the 90 though. __________________

10-09-2009, 11:56 PM	#2675
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Wondering somewhat rhetorically if I've ever posted in this thread before. Damn, sure don't take much to get there anymore. Of course, since my last drink was something like 8 or 9 months ago, I guess that's understandable & especially since I haven't eaten since lunch & I'm getting older most definitely. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

10-09-2009, 11:58 PM	#2676
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Sad f'n part of it is that I know that I could go back to largely sober with about two decent sized cups of coffee. Makes it a bitch to really enjoy when you know how fleeting it is. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

10-10-2009, 01:29 AM	#2679
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Woohoo! Drunk person nyaY!!!!! Marge Simpson wooHoO!!!!!!!!!!

10-11-2009, 10:51 PM	#2680
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	I love Chris Columbus. Who knew that directing a couple of Harry Potter movies would get you a national holiday. I love you Harry Potter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean when he's 18 that is. I should probably shut up now.

10-17-2009, 07:53 PM	#2681
TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	About to start in on this :

10-24-2009, 07:57 PM	#2683
Bad-example College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: san jose CA	After a hard day of shopping and cooking and failing to hydrate, 4 Newcastles have knocked me f*cking loopy. Only one more left in the fridge. I am so horny my stuffed dolphin is starting to look good.

10-24-2009, 08:19 PM	#2684
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	Bought some Ten Fidy stout today. Stuff is pretty much easy to down desert in a can. Not usually my thing, but I was feeling up for it. __________________

10-24-2009, 08:25 PM	#2685
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	Drinking a Dogfish Head Raison D'Etre, one of my favorite beers. Not really aiming to get drunk (actually, I REALLY need to hydrate to get the gunk out of my legs from my workout), but quite enjoying the beer all the same. Have 4 more bottles of the Raison, plus 2 or 3 bottles of a pumpkin beer I don't like and 2 or so of one that isn't bad (the Shipyard one is the one that isn't bad, don't remember who made the one I don't like). /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

10-24-2009, 08:46 PM	#2686
McSweeny College Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Somerville, MA	just finished off the little bit of Jameson i had left. i've got about a half a bottle of Bushmills that i'll start working on in a little bit. it's rainy and cold here and i figure i have to stay warm somehow.

10-24-2009, 09:23 PM	#2687
Bad-example College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: san jose CA	Note to self: whenever you're cooking, if you are drunk enough to post in the 'Drunk Guy' thread, you should probably reconsider adding fresh chopped jalapeno peppers when the recipe doesn't call for anything remotely like it. Yes, putting that on a post-it on the fridge is smart.

11-05-2009, 10:59 PM	#2690
Bad-example College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: san jose CA	Three days of high physical and mental stress have earned me enough Newcastles to get me nicely buzzed. Turns out three did the trick. Starting on my 4th because, to be honest, I've earned that one too. I have ten pounds of filleted chicken breasts marinating. I have a double batch of nearly perfectly cooked Mexican corn bread that absolutely delighted my father. And my bum ankle is swollen like a grapefruit. end status report

12-01-2009, 02:38 AM	#2691
JohnnyBGood n00b Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans	*Ehem.... Schlitz's made Milwaukee famous.

12-19-2009, 02:52 AM	#2692
RendeR Coordinator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY	UP the fuck SHUT you must.... __________________ http://wotlabs.net/s...8/signature.png http://wotlabs.net/sig_dark/na/banichi18/signature.png

12-24-2009, 02:03 PM	#2693
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	2pm Christmas Eve... Hope I'm not the only one a bit fucked up!

01-30-2010, 03:20 AM	#2694
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	First time in a while I have visited here.

01-30-2010, 03:48 AM	#2695
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	If I posted in this thread every time I was drunk, people would think I was a recycled amdaily. Okay, maybe not that bad...BTW is amdaily still alive? Or did his pancreas, liver, and kidneys all Thelma & Louise it together? __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

01-30-2010, 03:52 AM	#2696
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	I must be drunk if I'm singing along to this t.A.T.u song when I don't even like them. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

02-07-2010, 11:11 PM	#2697
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	Helllllo, Ladies. __________________ Xbox 360 Gamer Tag: GoldenEagle014